Say it isn’t so! Is it possible that David Foster is losing interest in his fourth wife so soon? The seemingly perfect couple married on November 11, 2011 (The same day Kim Zolciak married Kroy Biermann) how is it possible that the bloom is already off the lemon blossom? Could it be that David feels like he married a lemon after Yolanda was diagnosed with “chronic lyme disease” with in a year of their marriage? Is it the curse of the Real Housewives Franchise? What is going on here? Well, for one thing they are frantically liquidating their assets!
Remember this little guessing game I like to play with you guys that infuriates you because I never give the answers? It was a video of a beautiful apartment for sale in coast in British Columbia for a mere 5 million dollars? I actively campaigned for someone to hit the donate button for with a five million dollar contribution, but sadly no one bit. Anyway, that was David’s Canadian apartment. I haven’t check to see if it sold, but the point is they were trying to unload it. That was in July of 2013, a mere 20 months after their happy union.
Then, last September, the all-knowing Real Estalker informed us that Yolanda and David’s Malibu property, or likely more accurately, Yolanda’s Malibu home as she purchased the house herself with money from her divorce settlement with Mohamed for $4.5 million before she even met David, was quietly placed on the market as a pocket listing. Because the property was never advertised, it was hard to pinpoint the asking price but sources quoted wildly differing figures between $18 and 29 million. This was all before the two-year marriage mark.
Yesterday the property showed up on the MLS system as well as the agent’s website listed at $27.5 million. Then just as suddenly, both the MLS listing and the feature on the real estate agent’s site disappeared, according to The Real Estalker. Oh, and another fun fact, the agent is NOT Mauricio Umansky!
So what is going on? Yolanda loves to talk about how she designed every inch of the house. That glass-front refrigerator to die for with the marble innards is a custom job that would stay with the house! The lemon groves, the lovely wood floors! How could Yolanda let that go? And more importantly, a full size studio worthy of a 16 time grammy winner has been built onto the property. They have barely lived there for two years! Why on earth would they go to all of that trouble to move?
The only “problem” with the house itself is that it is located right on the Pacific Coast Highway which makes getting in and out of the driveway and pain in the ass. The main problem with the listing is that it is greatly overpriced! A listing price of $15 million would be reasonable, but only for someone who really wanted the high end recording studio.
Is it possible that Yolanda is such a helicopter mom that she has convinced David to move with her to NYC to follow GiGi to school? I can’t believe that would happen. What about the other kids and Mohamed? Yolanda is all sunshine and roses on Twitter lately, literally. She posted a beautiful rose bouquet that David sent her after the reunion show was filmed last Friday. They SEEM fine. Acutally, the appear to be better than fine. So why are they selling off all their properties? What do you think?