Big Ang waltzes out on Bethenny’s stage in head to tow black with a black mobette sort of hat and knee high black plastic boots. Big Ang says she has had the name Big Ang since she was 12. She has a friend named Ang who was short and she was tall so it was Big Ang and Little Ang. Bethenny asks about her sex life. Does she have a lot of sex? Big Ang says not lately. She is going through the change and she hates everybody. Sing it sister! I live alone and still manage to bit the head off my perfect dog and my not quite perfect commenters. Patience is not my strong suit these days. Ang says she goes to bed with clothes and wakes up naked. Her boyfriend is practically suicidal over her hormonal changes.
Ang says the night sweats are the worst. Bethenny asks how long this is supposed to last. It is amazing to me that nobody tells women about “the change.” When I started having mood swings and brain farts I diagnosed myself as crazy. I went to the shrink. They put me on crazy pills. They didn’t help. I FINALLY figured out it was hormones and now I am awaiting test results to see what hormones need balancing. If we knew more about menopause, I probably would not have spent the last couple of years convinced I was crazy. I mean I am crazy, but I am hormonal crazy not brain crazy. Sorry TMI. Ang says it lasts for ten years. Bethenny is incredulous.
The topic turns to cheating. Big Ang said her man cheated on her and she threw him out. He was a drinker and a cheater. When he stopped drinking and cheating, after a year she let him back in. He was a different person when she stopped drinking.
Bethenny says she saw a picture of Ang in a bikini in a tanning booth. Big Ang says, “Don’t show that! Yuck!” Bethenny decides she needs to grope Ang’s giant boobs. So she does. Bethenny says they are the size of those round Japanese melons. Ang says they don’t bother her at all she loves them. Ang is drinking from a red martini glass. I assume she’s drinking Skinny Girl. Bethenny asks what plastic surgery she has had. Ang says, “What have you had?” LOL. Bethenny admits to a breast lift. Ang rattles off her extensive list.
This was a weird interview, and an even weirder blog. Sorry.