Sorry I am so behind, it’s been a very busy few days here at Tamara Tattles! I finally have a moment to watch Couples Therapy! I love this show despite knowing that it is all fake.
Sada and Whitney tell Taylor and John that they watched Farrah’s porno and it was all “backdoor.” They repeat this several times as if this revelation makes the whole thing more salacious. Actually, Taylor says if you are going to do one, do it while you are young. Whitney says that she and Sada have done things on TV of a sexual nature. No judgment for that. But they do want to give her a ration of shit for lying about it.
The group session is about trust and fidelity. Clearly, this is targeted at Ghost and Kelsey. Ghost is a huge player. Kelsey knows she can’t trust him. Ghost asks Dr. Jenn I he is being looked at as the bad guy. No, Ghost, just a guy who can’t keep his dick in his pants. Ghost is sweating and looking for the exit. Ghost says he doesn’t fall in love in four months. He says that Kelsey is one of his relationships. (AKA just another number) and he was surprised at her intense emotional involvement. But he said it all, Ghosty. Ghost clams up. Kelsey never says a word that we see.
Sada and Whitney say they trust each other. Dr. Jenn points out that a large percentage of their fights are about jealousy. Sada says she is needy and that contributes to their issues.
Liz says Jon is needy too. He said his ten year marriage was devoid of affection and that the whole thing seemed like a business transaction. BTW, word on the curb is that Jon wants to fight for physical custody of the sextuplets. Jon had a girlfriend when he met Liz. Liz said that she a Jon took a break a few months ago and within weeks he had someone living with him. Jon is clearly one of those guys who can’t be alone. Liz seems gay to me. Just throwing that out there. She is clearly very aggressive and dominant in the relationship. I can’t believe after ten years with Kate, Jon chooses to be with someone just like her if not more so. Dr. Jenn has the whole thing backwards and seems to think Jon is rebelling against Liz. Actually, he is drawn to that sort of relationship and at least subconsciously wants to told what to do. In my opinion.
John says he gets jealous of Taylor’s time. He often is left sitting alone when they go out to dinner because Taylor gives her fans, all three of them, as much time as she can. Taylor has such an annoying voice I can’t really focus on what she says.
Moving on to Farrah. She says she is very hurt by the sex tape thing. And the fake crying begins. She is a terrible fake crier by the way. She is literally sitting on the pea green couch pretending that the actor she hired to butt fuck her in a porno betrayed her trust and she is having a hard time dealing with it. Sada brings up the whole, the “sex tape” was a porno and the guy butt fucking you was an actor. Farrah actually tries to say that was her boyfriend. Wait, I thought the kid you tried to drag on the show was your boyfriend. Farrah, you just need to admit, you don’t have a boyfriend. It’s okay to be single! Sada says she is confused about it being a sex tape when there was an entire crew there. Farrah says it was just her and the camera person. Then she denies that there was even one camera person. She can’t remember her own lies seconds before. Farrah keeps saying she is just being honest while changing her story with every single breath.
Ghost says in his talking head that he loves Kelsey. Wait, in group didn’t he just say he isn’t in love with her yet because they have not know each other long enough?
I am starting to see Taylor’s point about the food. They seem to always be eating fast food and takeout with plastic forks. Jon and Liz and Kelsey discuss the porno incident. Everyone seems to be on the same page saying that she just needs to admit she made a porno. Farrah comes in and grabs he salad and runs back in her room to eat it.
One of the counselors is trying to encourage Farrah join the group. Farrah says everyone is picking on her. Dr. Jenn meets with Farrah one on one to try to help Farrah join in with the group. She also says it is obvious her boyfriend is not going to show up. What boyfriend, Dr Jenn? There is no boyfriend! Farrah immediately goes into fake crying. Dr. Jenn points out that Farrah’s perception is off. She says it is good for people to give her honest feedback. Farrah says she is happy about that. Apparently, Farrah displays happiness by isolating herself in her room and playing the victim.
Dr. Jenn wants some details about her dating history. Wow, that is going to be a lot for Farrah to make up all at once. Farrah says she started dating three months after giving birth. Whenever Farrah doesn’t know what to say next, she fake cries so she can think of an answer. She has decided to veer away from the whole dating history issue by blaming her parents. Farrah has HUGE hands. Not judging, I have huge hands too. Just an observation. Wow, it’s a good thing Farrah’s parents agreed to on the show.
Sada is having a birthday party. Apparently she likes mermaids! Everyone is having a good time. Even Farrah! Was that a drama free party? Whitney feels like Sada is flirting with Ghost. Wait, what? When Sada goes to hug Whitney she refuses. Really Whitney? Sada decides to go to bed. Both of them are drunk. They are fighting over nothing. They make up the next morning.
Jon is clearly masturbating under the covers in bed when Liz walks in. Jon denies it and Liz has a fit. I can’t believe they are even arguing about this.
Next week: Dr. Jenn teaches Liz the word “emasculating” and Ghost admits he has another relationship.
Jon is clearly masturbating? With a camera in the room?
He was under the covers (including his head, um face) there was frantic movement in the groinal region. His denial included something about scratching his balls to explain why is pants were pulled down… you do the math.
Poor Jon! He got busted doing what we know all men do an now he’s being emasculated all over again. Why would you A. Humiliate someone you love infront of the world B. Embarrass his small children who have been through enough and C. Jeopardize his custody by making him look like a perv?
Get RID of her Jon. She’s not even cute.
Farrah was butt hurt that her bought boyfriend backdoored her for bucks isn’t believable. Besides, her whisper cries are butt ugly.
pun intended? 😉 #butthurt
yup, she’s a pun too – a butt pun:)
Yes, the fake whisper cry is ugly. It shows off her ugly chin implant and fake lips.
Not a fan of Jon, but I don’t think he was masturbating. It wasn’t a frantic motion under the covers – it looked more like scratching. Guys seems to do this subconsciously – lol! If he was going to masturbate, he probably would have gone into the bathroom/shower or somewhere where there would be a little more privacy. He and Liz both hide under their hoodies all the time and I think hiding under the covers is what he does to not have to stare at a camera all the time. I agree that Liz seems gay to me. No idea why Jon would pick someone like her – not that he’s any prize. He must be WAY hard up for money to be doing this show when he clearly does not want to be there.
Farrah ruined her face. Jon imo is immature and loves the spotlight. I think behind every bitch is a man that made her that way, although everyone hates on Kate I feel like she’s overbearing cuz she had to be with a kid like Jon.
I disagree. I think Jon seeks out abusive women. I imagine Kate was Kate before Jon plus 8.
Idk. My opinion of Jon was forever changed after I saw that thing on tv about how his ex girlfriend post-Kate found out that he was alerting the paps to her whereabouts. She said she was super stressed and fearful cuz they were always stalking her but she discovered that it was in fact Jon who was always telling them where she was.
wow. he really seems to have been going the opposite direction and laying low until this.
Just wanted to say thanks for hanging with me through this massive explosion of RHOA stuff. I appreciate y’all ! I like to talk about other things sometimes, I mean DAYUM.
xoxo
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Sada and Whitney have the most realistic relationship on this show. It was funny when Whitney said “Sada and I have a sex tape. It’s called the Real L Word, Episode 5.” Ghost and Kelsey aren’t fake but they’re not in a real relationship. Not sure why Couples Therapy always has one really ghetto couple every season.