Everyone is back from Cabo. Kristen did not break up with Tom. And Stassi and Katie are furious with her for not doing so. These two have one mission in life and that is to destroy relationships around them. Oh god. Kristen is ugly crying AGAIN. I am sick of this couple. Kristen just wants to go home to her mommy in Michigan. Tom goes to work and struggles to get through his shift. Meanwhile, Stassi, Katie and Jax are out back talking trash about Tom and Kristen. Tom confronts Jax. Jax still sticks to the story.
Pandora is helping Mike Shay propose to Scheana Marie. He is going to do it at Lisa’s house. Scheana arrives thinking she going to a photo shoot. Mike’s proposal was adorable. She said yes.
Stassi, Katie and Kristina are sitting around gossiping about Kristen. Kristen was tweeting her love for Tom before she even got on the plane. They all decide to hate Kristen and take Ariana’s side!
Peter and Lisa sit down and discuss Cabo and I have the misfortune of seeing Peter take a shot out of some random girls ass crack. Again. Peter tells Lisa he is not sure if Tom and Kristen can work together.
Stassi arrives at Toms and demands to know all the details of the relationship. Tom stupidly tells her. He confesses that he and Ariana made out at the swimming pool at the Golden Nugget. Stassi does her best to make Tom feel bad. Tom tells Stassi that he has told Kristen everything and that they are fine. Stassi keeps on meddling and being a bitch. Tom tells Stassi to butt out of their lives. Stassi says she is at the end of her rope and she can’t watch Kristen cry anymore. Great! The best thing that could ever happen to Kristen is for Stassi and Katie to be cut out of her life.
Kristen is back working at SUR after her “emotional detox” at her mommy’s house. It’s a busy night and everyone is back at work. Jax says he was MIA because he was in jail. Jax spent four days in jail because he was jailed over the weekend. He was in jail over an outstanding warrant for not completing some community service on a charge from when he was 24. So when he got pulled over leaving SUR, the warrant showed up and he went to the pokey. He told some bizarre story about having to trade a loaf of bread for toilet paper.
Scheana is a bit miffed at Ariana for not telling her she made out with Tom in the pool at the Golden Nugget three years ago. Why do all these girls feel the need to know every tiny detail of each other’s dating lives?
Kristen has a meltdown because “that home-wrecking whore” is working the bar. Once again she is crying on her shift. Once again, there are no consequences for her terrible behavior. Kristen finds Ariana outside and screams at her, “I don’t want you working here anymore! You hooked up with my boyfriend and you fucking lied to my face!” Ariana says Tom has been a good friend to her and she is not going to start throwing him under the bus. Ariana said she thought they were breaking up at the time. Tom is now out there too and Kristen goes screaming to him about saying that and he denies it. Why doesn’t TOM just break up with KRISTEN already? She is nothing but a pain in his ass! And yet, Tom and Kristen are still together! Meanwhile the restaurant is slammed and three wait staff are outside brawling.
Kirsten screams at Tom and says he sucks and says that he does not have her back. Kristen storms off. Kristen walks in on Stassi and Katie comforting Ariana. Kristen is furious that her “friends” do not have her back and are siding with the home wrecker. Now four waitresses and a bartender are screaming at each other inside a full restaurant of customers on a busy weekend night. Lisa is going to blow a gasket. Stassi tells Tom and Kristen that they look crazy. Tom says maybe Stassi should butt out. Ya think? Kristen says that she is so done with both of them and fuck them both for not having her back and once again storms off the job.
Ariana and Stassi are sitting down with Lisa. Stassi is apparently there to rat out her “friend” Kristen. Lisa says she doesn’t understand how Kristen even still has a job here. Lisa says the only reason she is still here is because she has not caught Kristen behaving badly. She just hears it from Stassi.
Next week: It is Jax’s birthday and they have a guy’s night out. Stassi is still pressing Lisa to fire Kristen. Lisa tells Stassi to be careful that Kristen doesn’t take her down with her. When will we find out if Kristen slept with Jax?