Andy starts throwing the Wiccan shade before introductions are even made. The other guest is Sophia Bush and Carlton the newbie is in first chair. That ring on Andy’s gay marriage finger has GOT to mean something and it is driving me crazy. Andy brings up Joyce’s pageant dress and no one has much nice to say about it. It’s not my favorite style either but I guarantee you it costs more than what most of us make in a month. So there is that. #BackOffMyGirl
Carlton looks very pretty tonight. She’s wearing a seemingly simple little black dress. I am not sure if she is wearing a leather dominatrix style bra under it, of if those leather straps came with the dress, but I like it. She seems a bit loosened up and quite… dare I say poised? Not the show persona at all. Apparently she has done some acting before. Andy plays a clip from a strange movie she was in. She’s no Kyle Richards.
Andy’s mom hates on the beard in three words, “disheveled, old and unattractive.” I agree. I think if he trimmed it down a bit and it was all one color it would be okay. I like it in the black and white photo but not on the TV.
Andy asks Carlton how she is enjoying being a housewife? She says she has actually been having a really good time. Though it doesn’t always look like it, I can be a little stern looking.
Andy asks if there is anything she has regretted saying that has been aired so far? Carlton says, “No.”
Caller asks what do you believe the other women’s perception about your religion is? I think aside from two of them I think they are open two it. Andy asks and she names Kyle and Joyce.
What is the biggest misconception people have about being Wiccan? She says the misconception is there is this evil witchery going on and it’s completely opposite.
Tweeter asks Why it is okay for Brandi to call Carlton a cunt and it’s okay but when Kyle asks about witchcraft, and you’re insulted? Because with Brandi, I understand it and we have a friendship. And with Kyle there had been many innuendo’s and digs that were toxic and she doesn’t have patience for morons.
I should point out that each time Carlton talks about Kyle or Joyce she pretends to forget their names. /eyeroll
A caller asked if Carlton is fucking the nanny. Andy says the nanny is here with her (and not home nannying!) and asks how many beds in the hotel room? Carlton says she is one of her best girlfriends and not they have not “bumped and grind.” I don’t believe a word she is saying.
You’re gorgeous but how could you keep a young beautiful nanny around? She is not threatened by beautiful women.
What plastic surgery have you had done? Boobs.
Poll question is AGAIN whose side are you on and AGAIN Joyce in a 71% Landslide! Carlton was pissed. Too bad Carlton, you picked the wrong team.
That said, I think it was beyond rude to make the entire conversation with Carlton about her religion as if it was some bizarre thing. Everyone in this day and age knows a Wiccan or three.