If there is one storyline that works well on Real Housewives of Atlanta, it’s having a baby. A close second is wanting a baby and having a miscarriage, or finding out you can’t have a baby. So what does a single female with no prospects in site do? They pretend to try to have a baby. In reality TV, the is no need to worry about things like being menopausal (nods to the Countess, and Big Ang) after all, it is just storyline. It doesn’t matter if you have already had a storyline that implied that you are infertile, as Kenya Moore has done in the past. If you can fake a boyfriend, you can fake in vitro. We all know Kenya can’t afford in vitro so there are two ways to go in her situation. She can just say she is having the procedure done, or she can get in vitro by Bravo, that is actually go through the process on TV where the doctor does the procedure for free in exchanges for his baby making skills being highlighted on the show.
Kenya has been hatching her baby making plot for quite some time. This morning she instagrammed that she had successfully undergone fibroid surgery :
Thank you for all your well wishes and kind regards. Letting my family and friends know I successfully underwent fibroid surgery as it was reported. Yes, I’m okay. No appetite yet. Excellent female doctors in Atlanta! #proudsisters #closertomydreams #Im not 43 yet!
As reported I assume means “as I reported to the tabloids to draw attention to myself because otherwise no one would have know because no one really cares about my fibroids and I need this to draw attention so I will get another season of Bravo because I am broke.”
And “Excellent female doctors in Atlanta” means I used the same doctor as Cynthia because she is down with the whole Free Fibroid Removal by Bravo experience.
And “I am not 43 yet” means “I have exactly 20 more days of being 42. But it really doesn’t matter either way because I am too old to use my own eggs for this anyway. ”
I hope the baby is a girl and she names her ‘Noe.’ #GoneWithTheWindRidiculous
P.S. Maybe Phaedra will give her some of that Apollo spunk. It do make a good baby!