I feel like crap but I just cannot wait another minute to watch Couples Therapy. This is just going to be toooo delicious. I also hate watching shows I blog without blogging. I like giving instant feedback. So forgive the many upcoming writing issues and short cuts. But I cannot WAIT to see this. But before we get started y’all need to go read the exclusives on Starcasm about Farrah’s boyfriend being a hoax. Nothing she says about this guy is true. He agreed to fake it and then backed out at the last minute.
Oh how the fake housewife has fallen. She has gotten to the point where she wants to exploit her ex-husband’s suicide on national TV for ill gotten gain. And all the while faking relationship problems with the new relationship victim in her life John Bluher. She has been tweeting for months about how perfect everything is with John, and already she is ready to throw him under the bus for a dollar. This poor fool had a wife and young children when she sunk her claws of evil into him. And now, she is ready to crucify him on reality TV. Will he be the next guy she drives to suicide? My money is on yes. One day John is going to realize what a horrible mistake he made.
Taylor and John arrive first. And the bullshit begins right away. Taylor says it took her a year of being alone and she never thought she would meet someone again. See, I worry this whole season is going to suck for me because we know the real story. At the time of Russell’s suicide, I opted not to post much about it. I could see that Taylor was having mental health issues. I was appalled by all the people mean tweeting her, and thought it might push her over the edge. And then she was immediately writing a book about Russell and taking their kid to book signings and eventually was engaged after a long dating period less than two years later. So I no longer feel the obligation to go soft on her. Especially as she continues to exploit the suicide of her child’s father for financial gain.
Taylor says she has PTSD. Maybe she does. Taylor brought her assistant to roll her luggage and unpack her undies. I am sure Taylor demanded to arrive first and have top billing. SMDH.
Then we have Ghostface and Kelsey. I am not interested. Bitch is sitting there singing the praises of her grown ass man with his sideways hat and stank face on. I believe the big reveal will be his wife, or three other girls who thought they were the only one, or perhaps a procession of baby mammas asking where the child support at. Ghostface doesn’t even seem to be sure what this one’s name is. These two disgust me. I may not mention them again.
I have never seen The Real L Word. But I kinda like Whitney and Sada.
Farrah says she finds all the media attention odd. Since she is the one selling stories to the media, clearly we cannot believe a word out of her mouth. OMG. Now she is saying she had a relationship with someone in the porn industry and she is not in the porn industry, she just made a sex tape with her boyfriend who is in the industry. WHY DOES VH1 think we are buying this crap? She was all over the news shopping herself to porn outlets begging to make a porno. And because of that
porno sex tape, she, as “business woman” decided to mold her nether regions to make sex toys. But those of you who think she is in the porn industry are idiots and she feels sorry for you for not understanding how business works.
Then the fake story replete with fake phone calls in the limo begins. I will spare you the whole load of BS.
At the first group meeting, we realize that Farrah cannot act. If her BS storyline is going to overshadow the show, this season will suck. Did they even show John and Liz moving in? The whole initial group seemed to be all about Farrah. Oh wait, they were not even there at all. They show up in the next episode. According to this post, they were sort of a last minute addition. So that makes sense.
I think last season with Joe Francis and Flava Flav will be hard for this group to live up to. What did y’all think?