I know we have all been verklempt over Swan Gate 2013 and I have been sleuthing away trying to get to the bottom of the story. Here is what I have pieced together from reading Mohammad and Lisa’s Twitterlines. Sometime prior to December 15th, Mohammad gave Lisa her Christmas present early. His gift was a pair of swans for Lisa’s cement pond. Everything was going very well, until one of the young swans looked at the other and took off. See, swans mate for life and well, this was apparently an arranged marriage and one swan was not fond of her pre-chosen life partner. Or so it would seem.
Lisa was beside herself and Mohammad and Ken pulled off a solution to the problem. Mohammad bought another swan and Ken told Lisa that the swan with the cold feet returned. Problem solved! But I think Ken, who had a car accident in the middle of Swan Gate 2013, cracked under Lisa’s interrogations and admitted the returning swan was actually a new swan. At any rate, the new swan seems much or taken with her partner and the prognosis for a long and happy future seems great. Meanwhile, the runaway bride swan, is probably still out there somewhere looking for her proper life partner. The end.
Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderpump has tweeted that Vanderpump Rules was the most downloaded program on iTunes over Christmas! I know a lot of 20-30 somethings really like the show, but that was surprising to me!
Sadly tonight is another RHOBH Vanderpump rules mishmash two hour thing. I will try to blog both hours if the Mongolian Lung Flu doesn’t kill me first.