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Swangate Update Plus Random RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules Updates

December 30, 2013 by tamaratattles 8 Comments

proxy (4)I know we have all been verklempt over Swan Gate 2013 and I have been sleuthing away trying to get to the bottom of the story.  Here is what I have pieced together from reading Mohammad and Lisa’s Twitterlines.  Sometime prior to December 15th, Mohammad gave Lisa her Christmas present early.  His gift was a pair of swans for Lisa’s cement pond.  Everything was going very well, until one of the young swans looked at the other and took off.  See, swans mate for life and well, this was apparently an arranged marriage and one swan was not fond of her pre-chosen life partner.  Or so it would seem.

Lisa was beside herself and Mohammad and Ken pulled off a solution to the problem. Mohammad bought another swan and Ken told Lisa that the swan with the cold feet returned.  Problem solved!  But I think Ken, who had a car accident in the middle of Swan Gate 2013, cracked under Lisa’s interrogations and admitted the returning swan was actually a new swan. At any rate, the new swan seems much or taken with her partner and the prognosis for a long and happy future seems great. Meanwhile, the runaway bride swan, is probably still out there somewhere looking for her proper life partner. The end.

Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderpump has tweeted that Vanderpump Rules was the most downloaded program on iTunes over Christmas! I know a lot of 20-30 somethings really like the show, but that was surprising to me!

Sadly tonight is another RHOBH Vanderpump rules mishmash two hour thing. I will try to blog both hours if the Mongolian Lung Flu doesn’t kill me first.

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Filed Under: Lisa Vanderpump, Mohamed Hadid, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Vanderpump Rules Tagged With: Car Accident, Christmas present, Ken, Lisa Vanderpump, Missing Swans, Mohammad Hadid, News Archive, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, swan, Swan Gate 2013, Vanderpump Rules

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  1. jarlath says

    December 30, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    As a 20-30, I don’t care for that rubbish

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  2. Karma Grant says

    December 30, 2013 at 8:17 pm

    I’m glad the production team heard the yells of fans last season about Lisa not being involved in VR enough. We see her every episode now.

    Glad the swans are happy. Hope the runaway is healthy and safe.

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  3. love2hatebravo says

    December 30, 2013 at 9:34 pm

    Does this actually mean that people are paying money to download this show…? Really?? It’s soooo boring. I don’t get it?

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    • Karma Grant says

      December 30, 2013 at 9:51 pm

      Yes, that’s exactly what it means. I paid for it last year because I had no tv service.

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  4. Gingersnap says

    December 30, 2013 at 11:46 pm

    I loved this swan story ♥

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  5. barbinga says

    December 31, 2013 at 12:49 am

    Ken almost gives me hope that there’s someone for me too. It doesn’t last, but it makes him top of the husbands IMHO. I don’t want a Mercedes (wouldn’t turn it down), I want a man to lie to me about my swan returning.

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  6. Twilly says

    December 31, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    #richpeopleproblems!

    Seriously though, that kinda seems like animal abuse. Forcing a swan to spend its life with another swan it doesn’t see as an acceptable mate. I’m half kidding. Good for the swan for bolting!!

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  7. tobaccorhoda says

    December 31, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    Swan probably bolted right down a coyote’s gullet. Mystery solved.

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