We are back in Savannah and the bitching continues. Nene talks funny. I am not just talking about her atrocious grammar. She mispronounces words like “bonding.” I think she thinks she is putting on some sort of airs but really she just sounds stupid. For some reason, everyone is bringing up their sensitive subjects. Porsha brings up her miscarriage, her clit ring, and a tattoo above her lady bits. Now Cynthia is talking about Noelle and her “dating.” Nene chimes in to say she thinks Cynthia is not parenting Noelle well. Nene makes Cynthia cry. Phaedra points out in her talking head that Nene has had her share of issues with her kids and is far from the perfect parent. Meanwhile, Cynthia leaves the room sobbing and Nene doesn’t care. Porsha and Kenya comfort Cynthia. Kenya takes the opportunity to relate that her mother doesn’t acknowledge her existence.
Kenya and Porsha bond over not having children. Pretty much everyone is crying.
Nene tries to make up with Cynthia by making fun of her. Cynthia allows it. Porsha goes to her room to cry. Nene tries to comfort Porsha. Porsha is missing Syre and her family with Kordell.
The girls are headed out to a drag show. Lady Chablis is in town. In case you are unaware Lady Chablis is a big deal in Savannah and tickets are always hard to get. Kenya’s assistant arrives with Velvet because what these girls need is one more bitch in the house. Kenya and Velvet go to talk to Phaedra. Kenya says she has apologized and wants to put things behind them. Phaedra says she is over it, she doesn’t want to rehash it. And Phaedra starts pumping her breasts. This pisses Kenya off.
I hate to say it, but Kenya’s talking heads are hysterical this season. Nene is drunk. She asks Lady Chablis to teach Mynique how to read. Lady Chablis looks older than her 56 years.
Oh Lord, Porsha is texting Kordell trying to get him back. No, girl. No. Also, I need y’all to stop cooking in aluminum. Aluminum causes cancer. It’s also in deodorant so you need to buy the Trader Joes kind or the Tom’s brand. I should warn you in advance they do not work well, but would you rather be a little stinky or get breast cancer? /end PSA
Kandi is inviting the ladies to audition for her play, and they are interrupted by a Palmetto Bug. You may think they are over reacting, but they are not. Trust me. Those things will fly and land right on you and they are gross. Also, when you kill them they crunch and their guts ooze out. They are horrible. Porsha ends up killing it. I could have done without that scene.
All the girls were getting along and then Nene decides to go in on Porsha. Nene says Porsha want to receive support but she doesn’t give back support.
Next week: Peter and Cynthia fight, Mama Joyce is going to play a health card and Porsha calls Kordell.