I have been taken hostage. My captors are treating my horribly. They are giving me Pumpkin Pie Moonshine and surrounding me with lovely people who seem to actually LIKE ME. They have also been feeding Banjo organic hot dogs and letting him out to pee behind my back (when I am passed out from moonshine). So as I continue to endure this torture, I most likely will either not see RHOBH tonight, or be too drunk to blog about it. So instead, Imma ask y’all to let me know what happens here. Meanwhile, Brandi Glanville has posted an “Open Letter” to who knows. who….. proclaiming that Joyce is trying to ruin her life by suggesting she needs rehab. So click through and read that now. Then after I the show, Imma need y’all to recrap ME for a change. I will read it whenever I am sober. I shall also be changing my happy pill button to a rehab button soon. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
An Open Letter
This last episode of Real housewives of Beverly Hills was extremely difficult for me to watch. I am not going to even mention my baby dog Chica’s situation because it is just to sad and hard for me to relive. But otherwise yes I am very embaressed for my behavior and take full responsibility for over indulging. I was a bitch to Joyce for reasons you don’t get to see on the show.To the viewer It looks like I am just acting bitchy towards her for no reason, but trust me I have my reasons. However for Joyce who has only been around me a handful of times, never been to my home, never spent time with my children, never hung out with me outside of shooting, to label me the way she did and continues to do, is incredibly irresponsible and hurtful. I made one very insensitive and inappropriate comment that I have profusely apologized for. I in no way live with any sort of prejudice in my life of any sort. I got drunk around Joyce maybe 2 and a half times the entire season long, and twice in the public eye this past year. Once on my birthday and once after I turned in my second book, I was celebrating both times, my children were at their fathers and I’m not going to make apologies for those times. Joyce’s ongoing comments, accusations and labels have endangered my family and cost me jobs, and opportunities. As a single mother, supporting my two little boys and running a household by myself I hope Joyce feels really really good about what she is doing to my family as she sits a top her mansion with her giant diamond ring and zero worries.
During the filming of this season there is a defining moment when you will get to see the exact kind of person Joyce truly is and trust me its not pretty. I can only hope that the show decides to air it because not everything we shoot makes it in. By the end of filming for the season Joyce and I were actually on good friendly terms and went on our separate but merry ways. I saw Joyce once after filming was completely over.My mom, children and I walked into a sushi restaurant for dinner and ran in to Joyce and her husband and to my surprise our filming crew… let me just add that sometimes we have to shoot pick up scenes after the show has wrapped so that certain story lines make sense. I stopped at their table kissed Joyce and her husband hello, made a little small talk introduced them to my mom and my children and then went upstairs to have our family dinner. Im sure you can imagine my shock when watching this Mondays upcoming episode and see that scene they were shooting in the restaurant and Joyce is going on and on about my inappropriate comment and labeling me a racist and relaying their mutual disgust for me. Wow!!!!! She really is an actress and I don’t really see how this scene was needed to make sense to our show. Sadly it seems this and the other labels Joyce throws my way are her only story lines for the season. I really wish she were more interesting so that trying to ruin my life wasn’t her only storyline. This coupled with the fact, that although we were on good terms at the end of filming, the second any press would listen, Joyce was giving interview after interview about me needing rehab or me being prejudice or anything me and all negative. This speaks volumes about her need for attention her vicious ambition and her true colors. I really hope this woman can stop obsessing over what she thinks my issues are and focus on the help she needs to get for herself. Enough said -have a beautiful Holiday season
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The only thing she left out of her comment was a drunken burp.
Porsha can not be that dumb can she? I mean seriously. Mynique deserved to be embarrassed. She started that whole conversation about her husband dating kandi.Kandi was trying to be respectful and not bring it up. Phaedra didn’t even bring it up.They tried to respect her.Her attacking Porsha was just as stupid .
Oh shoot I posted in the wrong topic lol
The minute she was making fun of and saying “Hoycita” on the show …… I dont blame Joyce for slamming her so hard. Also, making appearances at club events is not a “job” ,,,, You act bitchy to someone, they have every right to dish it back or show anger ….
Other than the stupid remark by Brandi that I won’t touch, I am still in Brandi’s corner. I love that she’s confirmed what TT has already told us, they shoot extra scenes as filler. I will say, going only by what we’ve seen on the show and her drunk TMZ pics it’s very clear Brandi needs rehab/AA.
I wonder if Brandi every apologized privately and one-on-one to Joyce during the season filming? I can’t decipher that from her open letter. That would be an important piece of information to know and that Joyce accepted the apology and then went on to trash Brandi after all filming was over?
This is pure gold! I’ve never read that open letter before. This is EXACTLY the same things she said about last season..she was drunk 2.5 times, everyone is out to ruin her life, and we only see one side of the story because she got a bad edit. This just verifies that she will never change.
One thing we can all agree on – Brandi is consistent!
She can’t get other “jobs” bc people comment on her actions. How can she not see the reason she can’t get other jobs,homes, a real bf to call her own – is bc of her actions not what people say! She thinks “sorry” erases her actions and all is good. Yes, sometimes that is the case but not when it continues for YEARS!
I really feel she has a mental issue and it didn’t start with LeAnn Rimes.
Have a MARVELOUS day with your friends, TT.
This shitshow is not worth your precious time today. I gave up after episode 2, and just read your blog and comments. Much more entertaining, and more efficient use of my time.
And of course people like you, silly.