Fine, I admit I am sort of addicted to this bullshit show. Let’s just get on with it. Stassi and Katie go for Brazilians. Katie is a Brazilian virgin. Katie really needs a brow wax. Katie quits halfway through. I don’t blame her.
Stassi is still bitching about Jax texting him. Jax has supposedly been celibate for a year, but now that he is sexually active it’s “repulsive.” Stassi is jealous that Pandora got a blog. Scheana asks Stassi to help her proof it? Stupid.
Peter is turning 30. Please let this mean we get lots of scenes with him.
Gay Tom is still trying with Kristen. NOOOOOOOOO! Now they are having date night? Oh Thomas. She doesn’t deserve you. Jax is going out on a date again. Same girl I think. Why do young guys put cologne down their pants? Bad idea for so many reasons. Tom takes Kristen to a Korean BBQ place. Yum… Kristen is vegetarian. And a bitch. She can’t even enjoy a date with her man due to her insecurities. Jax and his date are having a much better time. LOL. Jax has had sex with seven girls in two weeks. Good for him I say.
True confession: Jax reminds me of one of my favorite relatives. But not the dating part, he’s happily married.
Stassi is nice to Scheana about her blog! The world may be ending. Stassi feels like Lisa turned on her for Scheana. Stassi is still a cunt. She just realizes that if Lisa likes Scheana she better pretend to like her too.
It’s time for Peter’s party. The youngest guy I ever was sort of serious about is two years older than Jax. And that was too young. Can we rapid age Peter about ten years? Or the other guy even… 🙂 Wow the other Tom also appears gay in his talking head. Maybe all the actor wannabes in LA give false positives on my gaydar? It’s usually VERY accurate. Lisa and Ken make a quick appearance at the party. Lisa buys everyone a round of drinks. Lisa has a few drinks and tells Scheana to stir it up. So she gives Peter a lap dance and Katie and the other bimbos get all bent out of shape about it. Shut up, she is there with her boyfriend, it’s a party. Take all the seats. And actually, Peter doesn’t really even LIKE Scheana.
Because California is a Nazi state, if you smoke you have to go into the ally. But eitherthis club has alleyway seating, or Bravo put some couches out there. This reminds me of Paris in some ways. Paris BANNED INDOOR SMOKING! Everyone in Paris smokes. EVERYONE. So now no one sits indoors anymore. Even at Christmas, everyone sits outside with heat lamps and the beautiful indoor seating is shunned. Why does the government dictate what can be done at a private business? If they allow smoking, you are not required to go there. /end rant.
love lust stands up for Scheana and tells Katie and Kristen to get a fucking life. YESSSSS! Katie is drunk as hell. Scheana’s boyfriend is still outside after Scheana goes back inside. Katie is still drunken rambling trying to break up Scheana’s relationship with her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Katies boyfriend is inside cuddling up to Scheana and telling her Katie is just a bitch when she drinks. Odd. Scheana’s boyfriend goes inside and tells Scheana they are leaving. Katie’s Tom is defending Scheana to Katie and telling her she was wrong. Scheana was apparently sober the whole night because she left with her man while clutching a bottle of Voss Water.
Jax goes back to therapy. This time he says he is going to be honest. Jax says he is a sex addict. Oh Lord. I laugh at his “number” 33 and never really in a serious relationship, looking how he looks and living where he lives? Multiply times ten. The therapist is stupid too.
And my DVR cuts off early AGAIN. Because it is early taping other things. SIGH. What I miss? Why is Katie crying?