Fine, I admit I am sort of addicted to this bullshit show. Let’s just get on with it. Stassi and Katie go for Brazilians. Katie is a Brazilian virgin. Katie really needs a brow wax. Katie quits halfway through. I don’t blame her.
Stassi is still bitching about Jax texting him. Jax has supposedly been celibate for a year, but now that he is sexually active it’s “repulsive.” Stassi is jealous that Pandora got a blog. Scheana asks Stassi to help her proof it? Stupid.
Peter is turning 30. Please let this mean we get lots of scenes with him.
Gay Tom is still trying with Kristen. NOOOOOOOOO! Now they are having date night? Oh Thomas. She doesn’t deserve you. Jax is going out on a date again. Same girl I think. Why do young guys put cologne down their pants? Bad idea for so many reasons. Tom takes Kristen to a Korean BBQ place. Yum… Kristen is vegetarian. And a bitch. She can’t even enjoy a date with her man due to her insecurities. Jax and his date are having a much better time. LOL. Jax has had sex with seven girls in two weeks. Good for him I say.
True confession: Jax reminds me of one of my favorite relatives. But not the dating part, he’s happily married.
Stassi is nice to Scheana about her blog! The world may be ending. Stassi feels like Lisa turned on her for Scheana. Stassi is still a cunt. She just realizes that if Lisa likes Scheana she better pretend to like her too.
It’s time for Peter’s party. The youngest guy I ever was sort of serious about is two years older than Jax. And that was too young. Can we rapid age Peter about ten years? Or the other guy even… 🙂 Wow the other Tom also appears gay in his talking head. Maybe all the actor wannabes in LA give false positives on my gaydar? It’s usually VERY accurate. Lisa and Ken make a quick appearance at the party. Lisa buys everyone a round of drinks. Lisa has a few drinks and tells Scheana to stir it up. So she gives Peter a lap dance and Katie and the other bimbos get all bent out of shape about it. Shut up, she is there with her boyfriend, it’s a party. Take all the seats. And actually, Peter doesn’t really even LIKE Scheana.
Because California is a Nazi state, if you smoke you have to go into the ally. But eitherthis club has alleyway seating, or Bravo put some couches out there. This reminds me of Paris in some ways. Paris BANNED INDOOR SMOKING! Everyone in Paris smokes. EVERYONE. So now no one sits indoors anymore. Even at Christmas, everyone sits outside with heat lamps and the beautiful indoor seating is shunned. Why does the government dictate what can be done at a private business? If they allow smoking, you are not required to go there. /end rant.
Peter, my love lust stands up for Scheana and tells Katie and Kristen to get a fucking life. YESSSSS! Katie is drunk as hell. Scheana’s boyfriend is still outside after Scheana goes back inside. Katie is still drunken rambling trying to break up Scheana’s relationship with her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Katies boyfriend is inside cuddling up to Scheana and telling her Katie is just a bitch when she drinks. Odd. Scheana’s boyfriend goes inside and tells Scheana they are leaving. Katie’s Tom is defending Scheana to Katie and telling her she was wrong. Scheana was apparently sober the whole night because she left with her man while clutching a bottle of Voss Water.
Jax goes back to therapy. This time he says he is going to be honest. Jax says he is a sex addict. Oh Lord. I laugh at his “number” 33 and never really in a serious relationship, looking how he looks and living where he lives? Multiply times ten. The therapist is stupid too.
And my DVR cuts off early AGAIN. Because it is early taping other things. SIGH. What I miss? Why is Katie crying?
Ugh you missed all the good stuff! After the taping stopped, Katie got even worse, threw water in Kristen and Stassi’s faces, and told Stassi that KRISTEN FUCKED JAX. AAAHAAHAHAAAAAA Shit’s getting real now. So next week Stassi takes Kristen’s cell phone to text Jax as Kristen to see what he says…
You need to find another episode playing and see the whole thing. This show is FINALLY GOOD.
I watched for the second time ever…that Katie is a bad drunk. No one likes the girl who gets mad when the party gets crazy. Calling Scheana slutty just made her look insecure.
What is the misunderstanding about how they make a living? And what do you mean when you say “just doing that?” THAT is a job, just as a truck driver is a job, or an administrative assistant is a job, etc. etc. And they are restaurant waitresses, not cocktail waitresses. With an expensive menu, at 20% tips….they can make hundred of dollars a night. And I’ve had waitresses who are much older than Kristen. Why would age matter anyway? I dont care if my waitress is 80. If he or she is slightly pleasant, and does a decent job….I’m going to give them a good tip…which is how they make a living. Your confusion is confusing to me
They are all different in age…Jax is 33….Stassi is turning 25.
What is the misunderstanding about how they make a living? And what do you mean when you say “just doing that?” THAT is a job, just as a truck driver is a job, or an administrative assistant is a job, etc. etc. And they are restaurant waitresses, not cocktail waitresses. With an expensive menu, at 20% tips….they can make hundreds of dollars a night. And I’ve had waitresses who are much older than Kristen. Why would age matter anyway? I dont care if my waitress is 80. If he or she is slightly pleasant, and does a decent job….I’m going to give them a good tip…which is how they make a living. Your confusion is confusing to me
They are all different in age…Jax is 33….Stassi is turning 25.
As I said no offense to waitresses, and of course it is good to tip. I’m not dissing waitresses I am saying if you want to live the glamorous life like these gals seem to want, it’s time at 30 to be getting a real career. Waitresses can survive, but they don’t all make tons of cash, (enough for designer duds or homes in CA), and as you get older it’s harder to get the tips and work in the hot spots.
Sorry…I tried to correct a typo, and instead I double posted. What I meant to say is that they can make *HUNDREDS* (plural) of dollars a night.
Katie has leaped to the front of the VR pack and is nipping at Mama Joyce’s heels as Xanadude’s Worst Bravolebrity of the Week. Unless a Shah (Reza and MJ, I’m looking at you pull off something worse tomorrow, it will be neck and neck for Katie and MamaJoyce.
LOL (haven’t seen VR yet, but now I’m prepared, thank you).
Katie apologizes for being a drunk and says that she was just repeating a rumor she should have never said. We will find out next week if Kristen slept with Jax! Stassi demands Kristen’s phone to pretend that she( Stassi) is Kristen, to text Jax and see if it’s at all true. Gay Tom and Stassi are eagerly awaiting this answer.
i almost think kristen did, she acted to indifferent about it. could be wrong but it would also explain her freak out about tom, she has the guilties. also, the bbq scene, she is a snot, omg. stassi has no reason to be pissed at jax, he is doing what she said and he is throwing it in her face which makes me giggle. katie was awful, a mean and nasty drunk, wow.
I think your right, and here’s why. I think Kristin has been lusting for Jax for years and remember Jax and her are close to each others age (her 30 and him 33). But not only the age but she loves his look and lusted for him, especially since she was jealous that all the rest of the girls wanted him and even had him. That would explain Tom jumping up and attacking someone in the promo. Another big reason she may not like Tom anymore is the fact that with her age she probably is thinking I’m a 30 year old woman who is working at a restaurant and I should be married to some guy that is going somewhere and Tom even though he has that band is still not their in her eyes.
I did not realize they were in their 30’s! To me they all look like young kids. Lol. I know times are different buy imo 30 is too old to be a cocktail waitress. Maybe if it’s your side job or you are married and it’s not your sole income…but how do you support yourself just doin that? I guess now they are on tv they make money from that. No offense to waitresses, but these people all want to be social climbers, they needed to be goin to college.
It’s been commented above (sorry I can’t seem to reply to it now) and I’m curious why there’s a theory about it’s true Kristen hooked up with Jax because she wanted to trade-up with someone going places.
Why or how is Jax considered a trade-up, or more importantly, a guy going places (other than the gym and any girl in L.A.’s bedroom)? I’m pretty sure he’s the oldest of the guys on this show, but other than maybe Kristen and Jax look like they belong as a couple than any of the other pairings as far as looks, he’s done nothing I remember seeing or have been told about other than bartend or model occasionally. Of course the suspect accuracy of “Celebrity Net Worth” says he’s worth a whopping $60K!, so there’s that I guess.
In fact, I see the werewolf in the cardigan being a bartender at SUR until Lisa transfers him in a couple years to the older & more sophisticated crowd at Villa Blanca and then he ages-out there at 45:))
Obviously I don’t see the attraction to this Jax character at all, sorry I just don’t get it?
Also when Stassi and Jax were on WWHL, she barley made eye contact with him and her body language said she could not get far enough away from him. when Andy asked if they were friends now, Stassi just said “you’ll just have to watch”.
so a vegetarian goes to a korean restaurant and doesn’t want the kimchee stew. why couldn’t she just have had a bowl of rice with whatever side dishes (i.e., “banchan”) they supplied that don’t have meat or meat products in them? what a lot of bitching for nothing. koreans are justifiably proud of all the side dishes they put together for a meal like that. lots of variety, and plenty of vegetable dishes.
obsessed! I know it’s pathetic, haha. Kristen is so guilty – it’s the whole reason she keeps attacking Tom; she is dying for him to be the screwup so she can feel she was justified in doing what she did. Stassi will eat her alive. And I think way less of Jax for his lady choices – stay classy, Jax.
I guess I’m the only one who finds it odd that a guy would take his girlfriend who he knows it’s a vegetarian to a restaurant where they actually cook the meat right on the table! I was thinking is was like a side “FU” from Tom to Kristen. I’m not a vegetarian (yet), but a few friends of mine who are would not have been able to make it through that dinner.
As far as the smoking outdoors thing goes, I didn’t realize there was anywhere left in the US, besides New Orleans and Key West where you can still smoke indoors. Haven’t been able to do it in NY for many years.
I so hope that Kristen and Jax got it on. We will finally have some good tv on our hands.