Oh um, hi. Sorry. I was totally mesmerized by Yolanda Foster’s home and infinity pool. I totally had to sit there and gawk at the view. Yolanda’s brother and mother have flown in from Holland for the reveal of David Foster’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
The editing on RHOBH makes recapping a PITA. You get a tiny little clip of nothing from Brandi, and a tiny little clip of nothing from Kyle…. Basically, everyone has dogs and everyone is discussing whether or not Mauricio is a dog. Well, everyone except Carlton. Carlton is a witch, so she has a black cat, who she is taking in for acupuncture treatments.
Kyle and Joyce go to get weirdo Beverly Hills facials. Joyce wants to take everyone to Palm Springs but she is a bit wary of Lisa.
Kim’s daughter is graduating so they go shopping for a graduation dress. Kim’s daughter already has a dress she likes but Kim is nixing it for being too small. Kim is trying to dress her daughter in grandma dresses. Poor thing.
Pandora’s husband is taking a job in NYC. The Vanderpump is displeased. Ken says to the son-in-law “You are really going to miss Pandy if you live in NYC!” The dual theme tonight appears to be dog poop and babies leaving the nest.
Kim’s daughter wears a cute dress to graduation. I wonder if it was her original choice.?
David Foster’s star ceremony is chockfull of celebrities. He is good friends with Natalie Cole and there stars will be side by side! Kenny G is there! Stevie Wonder is there! Baby Face is there! Dr Phil is there! It was really pretty darn cool.
We should talk about the chandelier that Kyle tore up to make a necklace for her talking head, but that would be impolite,
Kathy Hilton walks in to Kim’s house in a leopard print get up you might expect to see on Teresa Giudice and immediately criticizes Kim’s outfit. None of these three sisters have any fashion sense whatsoever. Oh! Kathy’s leopard print is an oversized top which she appears to be wearing over some acid-washed mom jeans. I am not quite sure how to describe what Kyle is wearing… maybe Haute Hipster? And Kim changes clothes and both of her outfits were better than either of her sisters.
Lisa made out with Carlton the other day. Apparently, off camera. Lisa and Brandi do not like Joyce. Next week? Road trip to Palm Springs.