I am for some reason voluntarily submitting myself to the torture of Vanderpump Rules as penance for some past or future sins. We begin with Jax doing a photo shoot for Kitson. Isn’t he a little old for all of this nonsense? Ah, Jax acknowledges this and says he wants to make contacts to work behind the camera in the future.
Um, what is on Katie’s face? First of all she is not the blond type, and secondly she has more hair on her face than an Armenian grandmother! Why don’t the others tell her this is not a cute look? And really sneaking wine into a fast food joint? Really?
Meanwhile, Tom and Jax have a lunch date. These two are clearly in love.
Stassi asks Jax to hang a picture for her. Then she gets pissed about the photo shoot. They have the same fight they always have. Jax shows up to Stassis with wine and sandwiches and a healthy dose of masochism. Stassi reciprocates with sadist barbs and bossiness.
Lisa is hiring some new bartenders. She pooh poohs Swartz in favor a female blond from Villa Blanca, Ariana. Jax is spreading rumors about gay Tom and Ariana having a thing. Lisa gives Kirsten a stern talking to when she returns from her two week suspension.
Ariana and Scheana are besties. Both of them wear way too much makeup. Stassi is pushing the rumors about Ariana and Tom. Stassi asks Scheana about the rumor that she essentially made up herself. Scheana says that nothing is going on with Tom and Ariana. Stassi says she does not believe Scheana and she thinks Ariana is a cheating whore. Apparently Stassi is the cheating whore police. Later a lunch, Kirsten tells Stassi she is not concerned about Tom’s friendship with Ariana. This one chick and Stassi goes in on Kirsten and tell her she has to dump Tom. What is wrong with these little bitches ragging on Kirsten’s relationship.
The DVR cut off a bit early and for once I am eternally grateful.