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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Gossipy Little Whores

November 26, 2013 by tamaratattles 5 Comments

Vanderpump Rules - Season 1I am for some reason voluntarily submitting myself to the torture of Vanderpump Rules as penance for some past or future sins.  We begin with Jax doing a photo shoot for Kitson. Isn’t he a little old for all of this nonsense? Ah, Jax acknowledges this and says he wants to make contacts to work behind the camera in the future.

Um, what is on Katie’s face? First of all she is not the blond type, and secondly she has more hair on her face than an Armenian grandmother! Why don’t the others tell her this is not a cute look?  And really sneaking wine into a fast food joint? Really?

Meanwhile, Tom and Jax have a lunch date. These two are clearly in love.

Stassi asks Jax to hang a picture for her. Then she gets pissed about the photo shoot.  They have the same fight they always have. Jax shows up to Stassis with wine and sandwiches and a healthy dose of masochism. Stassi reciprocates with sadist barbs and bossiness.

Lisa is hiring some new bartenders. She pooh poohs Swartz in favor a female blond from Villa Blanca, Ariana. Jax is spreading rumors about gay Tom and Ariana having a thing. Lisa gives Kirsten a stern talking to when she returns from her two week suspension.

Ariana and Scheana are besties. Both of them wear way too much makeup.  Stassi is pushing the rumors about Ariana and Tom.  Stassi asks Scheana about the rumor that she essentially made up herself. Scheana says that nothing is going on with Tom and Ariana.  Stassi says she does not believe Scheana and she thinks Ariana is a cheating whore. Apparently Stassi is the cheating whore police. Later a lunch, Kirsten tells Stassi she is not concerned about Tom’s friendship with Ariana.  This one chick and Stassi goes in on Kirsten and tell her she has to dump Tom. What is wrong with these little bitches ragging on Kirsten’s relationship.

The DVR cut off a bit early and for once I am eternally grateful.

 

 

 

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Filed Under: Lisa Vanderpump, Vanderpump Rules Tagged With: Jax, Ken Vanderpump, Lisa Vanderpump, Lunkhead Jax, Scheana, Stassi, SUR, Tattoo, Tom, Tom Swartz, Vanderpump Rules

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  1. rjt25 says

    November 26, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    TT, I always enjoy reading your recaps, especially when I can’t handle watching the show myself. It still amazes me what people do for a little screen time…..I would be so embarrassed to behave like these idiotic morons. I still don’t get why Lisa chose to do this. I have always liked her but it isn’t like she is hurting for money. And, I think her poor and crass behavior does not help how people see her.

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    • tamaratattles says

      November 26, 2013 at 8:29 pm

      It’s publicity for her restaurant that SHE gets paid for. You really can’t blame her.

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  2. eastjames says

    November 26, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    I’m less worried about Katie’s face and way more worried about Kristen’s. What the fuck did she do to it? It looks like she had about half of it shaved off. Am I crazy? She didn’t look like that before.

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  3. Stella says

    November 27, 2013 at 1:44 am

    I think Ariana was very accurate when she said Tom is doing Kristin a favor by dating her. She looks like a man tho, maybe that’s why he likes her. She is trying to hang on to him for dear life and he obviously cheats on her a lot

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  4. Kisha says

    November 27, 2013 at 7:51 pm

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Katie with that blonde hair and black brows. She looks a hot mess. Is she a model/actress/singer/whateverthehell?

    Also, I never thought I could deal with Stassi more than Kristen. Kristen is the worst.

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