I feel like I am always apologizing lately. I am not into this tonight. I’ll do my best. I am not even sure what my emotion is tonight, but I am feeling some kinda way. Let’s see how this goes. I will say I want more Joyce and less Carlton.
So of course we start with Carlton and Brandi. Sigh. Carlton is clearly at the very least bisexual and has the hots for Brandi. Carlton suggest that Brandi make a list of what she wants in a man, and bury it with a crystal on a full moon. Carlton’s left calf is much larger than her right and weird looking. I’m just saying. I dunno maybe it is the camera angle.
Oh a Kim scene. With no dog. Kim is setting up the Cirque School training with silks. JUST.LIKE.KENYA on RHOA. whatever. I took a potty break during that scene.
Kyle and Mauricio and Joyce and Michael go to dinner. Joyce likes Kyle at this point. I LOVE that Joyce asks what the fuck pizzettes are. We commoner call that pizza. It’s on the Friday menu in every elementary school cafeteria. Frankly I love elementary school pizza in those rectangular, processed, hideously bad for your slices. I wish I had one right now.
Kyle is way too Beverly Hills to eat pizza. /eyeroll Michael orders the pizza the rest order octopus. I think I love Michael. #normalpeople Blah Blah Blah Kyle is famous and so is her family. #yawn. I am mesmerized by Michael. I like a big, tall, man and I believe he has an accent. #fansself WAY sexier than Mauricio. I mean Mauricio is hot and I would not kick him out of bed, but he is a fun fuck….Michael is husband material.
Yolanda’s life is fabulous. What else is there to say? Dear GOD she has a stack of beige cashmere sweaters. Then there are the other colors. I could give two shits about shoes and handbags. GIVE ME CASHMERE. I am actually wearing my comfort cashmere sweater with my funky flannel PJ pants right now.
Ken gives Lisa a new puppy. I love Ken. And it is a real dog not a fucking purse dog. I should let another dog rescue us…. talk me out of this.
I don’t really care about this circus crap. Sorry. But WOW X17 gets a HUGE plug on Bravo and they are calling her out in front of her children for being a bully. Not cool. Kim tries to bond the women. Really? Who listens to Kim? No one. Especially not Yo. Joyce is just so quietly beautiful. Somehow everything is Yo’s fault. Whatthefuckever.
I could not do the silks. I have NO upper body strength, I can’t even open a Gatorade bottle.
Brandi LIES. She was a bully. She wants a THANK YOU for bringing up Mauricio’s (alleged) infidelities? Do you know how much it PAINS ME to be on Kyle’s side?
I love Joyce but she does not say three words this whole episode.
Not in love with Brandi this season, but I hate that the paps fuck with her in front of her kids. I do not believe Kyle is the culprit. And they end up being besties.
Lisa wants Kyle to tweet that she is not a bully. Kyle is pissed about the Mauricio cheating scandal. I will tell you if Kyle knew ONE TENTH of what has been sent to me about Mauricio that I chose not to post… I’m Just saying.
OTOH I totally side with Kyle. You don’t bring up her husbands (ALLEGED) infidelities at an mandatory all in luncheon.
Brandi and Yo brought it up. Lisa doesn’t like Joyce? This will not go well. Apparently, we are arguing about hair.
Sorry , y’all my heart is not in it tonight. I hope you leave lots of comments but Vanderpump rules is going to have to wait until tomorrow.
I’m into Carlton not into Joyce! Sorry Tt but Carlton has a banging body!! Joyce acts to cutez n sh*t booooo! She tries to tell Lisa off in a nice way!! Lmfao Rotf wrong show boo!! Anywho as for Kyle: Hunny who you faking it for? You kno he cheating!! Hello ppl remember when Camille and Kyle didnt get along and Camille said “you kno maricio loves his women” she blew up that spot long time ago!! Ooo and I love Brandi 🙁 sorry NOT!! Heheeee
LOL That is true. I think it’s a well-known rumor as TT has continuously reiterated. Camille did blow that up season 1. I miss that Camille!
I thought Camille said “he loves his nannies.” ? I like Carlton too. Joyce not so much. She seems really dumb and fake as heck.
TT i totally believe you,Mauricio is a womanizer. Kyle chooses to look a blind eye. Easier for some to choose not to deal with it.
Why does Kim call him Maurice? I noticed Marissa did the same thing.
I think production told Brandi she was to bring up the cheating rumors n Brandi did tell Kyle what production had coming down the pike so she wldnt be blindsided.
Carlton looks like an over sunned raisin and acts more pretentious than any HW in the history of the HWs. Ok. I’m going to pretend to be a bisexual witch and raise my eyebrows at Everything anyone else says in an attempt to be very interesting. I guess what I find most off putting is her absolute lack of humor. Or self awareness.
Agree 100%
Carlton is not for me.
You are so spot on about Carlton.
Also, I feel that her and Joyce get offended so easily. I mean, a whole argument because Lisa didn’t care that hair was in her face when Joyce tried to fix it? Carlton’s all pissy because Kyle asked if she was Catholic and killed a bee because she was allergic? C’mon, now.
That Carlton was a bad choice for the show; she’s boring & trashy! No wonder she and Brandi hit it off…garbage!
Agree. She turned out to be a poor choice. Notice that she doesn’t join the group very often. She is not at all attractive. She seems nasty and freaky. Very self-important. Bet she came from a poor background. Money cannot buy you class, nor can it give you a pleasant demeanor. No lady here, she shagged Brandi after 10 minutes into the series. What a creep. Oh, and Carlton, your kid’s names are kinda lame.
You must be new. We don’t mock children at this site.
i still love brandi, may take me a long time to not love her. i love yolanda as well. and carlton makes me giggle, she just does. kyle wants people to be impressed my her and frankly i never have been. you can jsut tell mauricio is a douche and loves women, he oozes it. joyce is somewhat annoying, not sure why yet, but i do love her hubby, he just seems so teddy bearish or something. kim is still a mess but she seems to be getting the hang of sober life and i am so happy for her. i cannot imagine being friends with most of these women, i am just not that fake.
I am happy for Kim too. I can only imagine that being on reality tv and going through this whole journey with a world of opinions and insults being said via social media (and tabloids) must make it that much more challenging. I for one am rooting for her and looking forward to seeing her hopefully really start to come into herself and start living a life a piece and happiness. The other ladies really don’t treat her with very much respect to begin with, and I think she did a really good job tonight. And, of course, I am in love with Kingsley and I am so happy for her that she has had him by her side through this past year. Nothing like a dog to make you feel grateful and full of unconditional love!
I get the feeling that Lisa is from a more upscale part of England vs Carlton . She(Lisa) made a point of pointing out their accents are not nearly the same and are based upon where they’re from in the first episode of this season. And Brandi is a hypocrite, look at how she behaves on TV but she’s upset about how she’s portrayed to her kids. She was not giving Kyle a heads up she was trying to spill the tea.
Lisa, Brandi and Yolanda can’t keep bringing up the cheating scandal in one breath and then vehemently deny the claims and “support” Kyle in the next. Whether the rumors are true or not does NOT matter. What matters is the clearly malicious intent to hurt Kyle. Kyle may be gossipy and sort of unlikable but outside of the limo scene with her sister, she has never maliciously went out of her way to cut someone deep.
I don’t know if it’s how I’ve been feeling or these women have played out their story lines. Brandi’s out of her league with these women. I dont like her meanness. They all can be mean though.
I find them all boring.
TT, I think this time it’s NOT you but the show.
I caught all of 15 min of the show last night and, calipatti, I couldn’t agree with you more. Joyce gets up and wants to confront Lisa about a hair in her face??? Who came up with that line? I decided I had missed nothing and wondered what Bravo was up to in an attempt to keep all of them relevant. Petty….
Yep. That was sooooo ridiculous!
I love school pizza too, and at my high school they also made the BEST tuna wedges in the world. I’ve actually thought of asking my friends son to run one out to me. I’m just afraid they may have changed over the last 25+ years, and that would be a big old WOMP!
I am also a bit worried that it looks like it may be another mind fuck for us the viewers this season as far as bravo once again making us dislike/hate who we used to love and start to like who we used to hate. We shall see… would only be about the zillionth time something like that happened, right? The bravo editing/storyline roller coaster is nearing the top of the hill for me right now. I think the next two episodes will be the ride down, and then we can all get off and try to regain our bearings, feeling disappointed or excited, and possibly a little queasy, as we exit the ride. I just hope this season ends up being worth the price of admission.
For some reason, as of right now, if I were to choose which new housewife I like better, I would have to say Carlton. Joyce is just trying too hard to be that “has it all” girl, and I’m just not buying what she’s selling. That whole convo last week about her vagina and her husband’s penis… wtf was that? Her husband seemed to cringe for a second when she made that comment about juggling balls at the dinner table, which makes me think that that sort of thing may not be the real her. IDK… she just seems to be disingenuous to me as of right now. I know it is an adjustment for these women in the beginning, so I’m keeping an open mind. As blunt and bitchy and eccentric as Carlton is… I do believe that is exactly who she is, and she doesn’t bother me yet.
Thank you well said!! I would be like Carlton, with these bitchy triffling chicks!! You never know what they up to.
I could not get into this episode. Carlton practically drooling over Brandi is getting old. I like Carlton, but the Brandi shtick is boring. The dinner where Kyle had to reassert herself as a Hollywood Has been was a snooze too. I completely fast forwarded through the Bat $hit Circus segment. Seeing RHOA Kenya fly through the air with the greatest of sleaze was quite enough for the week. The puppy is adorable, but I noticed that he is not a tiny compact toy model and have a feeling that once he starts growing and shedding that he may be banished from Villa Rosa.I hope that I am wrong, but he may end up with Pandora. Did love Yolo’s store…um, I mean closet. You are spot on about school lunch pizza…it was the bomb….along with those peanut butter and honey sandwiches on white bread. My mom used whole wheat even back when the earth was flat and I was in school, so I always felt like a rebel eating white bread sandwiches.
I don’t get her “we were childhood stars” line either. She was never a child star. Her sister but not her. I find the sisters absolutely dreadful. Mean spirited, hateful vicious and spiteful. I think I like Carlton simply because she is going after Kyle. Bravo not only is repeating itself with this dumb Cirques Soleil but in the Brandi/Carlton bisexual attraction script. Remember when Tamra and that chick, I think she was an exercise instructor, had that kiss? She was only on a few episodes I think. More repetitive boring made up crap. This one was the last RH show I was still into and it’ll probably be my last season watching. I gave up on Miami halfway through this last season. Oops I forgot I do still watch Atlanta most of it anyway. There is a lot more humor and I like them more than any of the others HW. How could I forget about them? Old age and a brain that while still pretty sharp is really slow much of the time.
So I guess CIrque School has an endorsement deal with Bravo – how soon until we see a Cirque School reality show?
I see that the Richards’ sisters have redefined the word rude – it now means anytime someone is causing the focus of the viewers to be on someone other than a Richards Sister.
Totally with Yolanda. The more you repeat that you just want everyone to get along and stop being negative, the more you sound like a schoolmarm or parent, or you are passive agressively WANTING them to be negative. Say it once and move on. Quit harping, or you yourself start to become the negative one. Or is that too rude to point out?
So true. It was so contraindicative that Kim said that the focus was going to be about peace, fun, positivity, (blah blah) and the moment Yolanda asks a seemingly innocuous question, Kim is totally mean and rude. The activity looked boring to me, the roll over thing seemed rather stupid.
Here’s my take on Kyle and Mauricio. I do think Mauricio has his flings, but that Kyle either chooses not to believe or simply isn’t going to rock the boat. I think as long as he is attentive to her, their children, and keeping the money rolling in then she is going to choose to believe thAt he is a faithful monogamous husband.
Carlton is a big old bitch. I liked her ok the first episode, but she came on already with her mind made up on who she likes and who she doesn’t. She acts like a 50 year old mean girl. I’m sure she isn’t that old, she has young children, but her face is hideous. She looks like a tranny. And I really don’t understand this obsession with surrounding her 2 year old son with beautiful women.
I thought Kyle was overboard with the explanations… Trying too hard perhaps? I still like Brandi and I hope that she and lisa reconcile and she drops Kim and Kyle. Joyce is not my favorite.
I am right there with you Shellbelle.
Tt – I think you are great. And that it sucks you had a bad situation w/ that other blogger. You’re not the first reality blogger thats had to defend their “donate” button and you choosing to take a vacay is your business.
I thought your post about, how did you phrase it, “call and let me know how it’s going” was perfect. Clearly, you too know how much it sucks to be in the middle (or on the outside OR left responsible!) of family dramas, health or otherwise. I thought it was beautifully written and really spoke to how disingenuous it is when people know you are in crisis and basically say “thanks for the heads up but I have a roast in the oven to tend to but keep me posted”. Why? So you can pretend to be involved or helpful?
One of my fave books to recommend for depression questions is:
http://www.amazon.com/Instinct-Heal-Depression-Anxiety-Without/dp/1594861587/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1385524909&sr=1-2&keywords=servan+schreiber
I’m not suggesting people should go w/o therapy or drugs. But he talks alot about how our diets today have lost the healthy fats of previous generations and that upping your intake of these can have HUGE benefits. I’ve seen it work for many people.
hugs to you Tt — now tell me how to travel in 1st class on a shoestring budget 😉
OK – I only posted all that ^^ right here because I wanted to talk about BH housewives! Did anyone else find it creepy that Carlton and her “nanny” would use baby talk w/ each other? Shudder.
I really feel for Yolanda and her recovery, that disease is scary. But its curious the way Kyle handles herself — she shut down Lisa for talking trashy gossip in front of her wee daughter but expressed only the slightest empathy for Brandi’s kids. Who were accosted out on the street.
That’s often missing w/ Kyle & Kim; empathy. Guess I’ll never forgive that crutches bulls*!t.
Carlton was a bad choice for the show; she’s fake & trashy! No wonder she gets along with Brandi. You’re right about the raisin thing, who lied and told her that fake tan looked good? Botox wouldn’t hurt either! I might stop watching the show bcuz of Carlton…garbage!