By: Urethra Franklin
WARNING: There are some light SPOILERS below and some of my dumb ass ideas too.
OH LAWD the Zombies are attacking the Academy because Fiona done messed with wrong WITCCHHH. Bible-Boy who is trapped outside and Nan is trying to help him. The others are barricaded upstairs wishing like hell that the #HeadWitchInCharge was there to kick some zombie rotten-ass, and a NEW POWER is manifested by one of the young witches against the zombies…. GASP, racist Delphine & Queenie grow closer.
Delphine comes face to face with her long dead daughters. Expect a flashback scene from 1832 to see that Madame LaLaurie’s daughters can’t bear much more of their terrifying mother, and they make the MISTAKE of saying so within earshot of her. Plus you will see how Madame LaLaurie used to celebrate Halloween. This #SADISTIC bitch had her own chamber of horrors in her dining room that she would make her Halloween ball guests go into. Get ready for some gore.
Fiona is devastated because of Cordelia’s acid attack, and Mama Witch is overcome with guilt for being a bad mother, and her guilt manifests in unnerving ways. Hank comes to see Cordelia, only to be faced with Fiona’s fury… and things will not be the same between him and Cordelia, who has been changed in more ways than one…..
I’ve replayed Hank’s adulterous killing scene last week digging for clues about his storyline. There were references to 007, James Bond, agents & spies, and what sounded like updated “Bond style” music was playing when he killed Kaylee with that shiny silencer gun. I am going out on a limb, but I think he might be involved with an undercover “witch hunting” group or working for another Coven. Hank made a point to say that he “found her” online… I have other dumb theories too, but this is the one I feel strongest about, and I have a feeling that he is somehow tied in with Cordelia’s attack…just sayin’.
The Witch Council, led by Myrtle, returns to take control of the Coven away from Fiona until the new Supreme is discovered, but Fiona is NOT having it. Their struggle for control involves many SECRETS, and they BOTH have them. Plus another member of the Coven finds herself with a disturbing NEW secret of her own. OH GAWD I hope there are no Minotaur babies involved. Another witch makes a return appearance, and I hope she’s singing “Gypsy”.
How #Creepy #Freaky was that tea party scene with Madison? Well Ryan Murphy teases with the following: “What Spalding puts her through in the next couple of episodes is quite remarkable… it’s the most shocking thing we’ve ever done on the show and that happened truly by accident. I thought it was a real, bizarre Grand Guignol series of scenes but they’re just very sick and twisted and oddly funny.”…….. Grand Guignol is a Parisian theater from 1897- 1962 that was known for featuring very bizarre plays and naturalistic horror shows. Normal people can’t even imagine the dark and twisted path that is about to go down with Spalding and his new play mate.
This is episode 5 titled “Burn Witch Burn”, and the promo shows Fiona setting fire to a hooded body on a stake. WHICH WITCH got burnt up??? Is it Marie, Myrtle, Misty, or maybe the Minotaur’s headless body? I just noticed they all have M names. I paused the scene and used the process of elimination and it seems easy to figure out, but this is a very unpredictable show. Who do ya’ll think it is? ….. Watch American Horror Story: Coven on Wednesday on the FX channel at 10 eastern/9central. You can follow me on twitter @Urethra_F .