AHS:Coven Episode 4- Precap & Teasers
Urethra Franklin cautions you that creator/writer Ryan Murphy already publicly talked about these SPOILERS, and I’m trying to be a witch tease with ya’ll without spilling too much HOT tea. But get your first aid kit ready in case you get burned.
The next AHS:Coven, episode 4 -“Fearful Pranks Ensue”.
Madame Delphine LaLaurie is worried about Halloween, a day that fearful pranks ensue if the proper offerings are not made to keep away evil spirits. She is confused about the modern day vs. 19th century Halloween traditions. And as Halloween night falls we see dead people, and it will mind fuck Delphine. Oh I want to tell you all something so bad. I really do, but I won’t because I’m busy stuffing my face with Halloween candy. Don’t you all just love watching Delphine go through her own personal hell?
We ended last week with Queenie getting ‘horny’ with raging bull. Unfortunately trying to fuck the Minotaur does not go well. Did you think it would? Fiona won’t allow Queenie to be taken to the hospital. Fiona blames Marie Laveau for what happened to Queenie and sends her a bloody message that will end the truce between the Salem & Voodoo witches. “She done mess with wrong witccchhhh”. I just love the way Angela Bassett says witch. It gives me LIFE and goose bumps.
Three representatives from the Council of Witchcraft pay a visit to the Academy with murder allegations against Fiona…… The promo for this episode warns “A witch who has harmed another witch will be stripped, tied to a wooden stake and set upon fire until she burns to death.” ….. We get to see the fabulous flamed haired Myrtle Snow (Frances Conroy), and the brilliant Leslie Jordan from “Will & Grace” fame who makes the show even gayer as a capelet wearing pocket size gay that is a real vicious queen…. Cordelia & Spaulding have secrets that will impact the Council’s investigation. Another character with secrets is Cordelia’s husband Hank, and it will be a major plot point for her character and something goes horribly awry. My lips are sealed around a big juicy red blow pop.
There will be an unpleasant flashback to 1961 when a black teen is lynched. Marie Laveau has no faith in the Civil Rights Movement and she takes ghastly revenge…Plus Franken-Kyle runs away and is on the loose….And with Madison dead, Nan’s romance builds with the hottie bible boy from next door.
I wonder if Fiona killed the wrong witch because her powers are still weakening, so then who is the new Supreme??? We also get some answers. Like how did Fiona become the youngest Supreme in the history of the Coven, and why does Fiona hate Myrtle so much? Why is Spalding so apparently willing to be Fiona’s right-hand man? There are other big flashbacks in this episode, and we find out how Spaulding got his tongue cut off. Plus we see Spaulding dressed up in something that is not very gentlemanly. Take a weird guess. I couldn’t even imagine it when I read about it.
Ok scurrdy cats get ready for another fast paced shocking episode of American Horror Story:Coven. Wed on the FX channel 10pm eastern/9pm central… You can follow me on twitter @Urethra_F
which witch was burned at the stake in ep. 1? I thought that was Misty Day and she brought herself back. The spoiler i am interested to know is..What night Stevie Nicks shows up to put Fiona in her place?
Yes Misty was burned at the stake in episode 1…But she was “killed” by the town villagers. In episode 4 the Witchcraft Council is investigating Madison’s death. According to their rules if a witch harms another witch, punishment is to be burned at the stake….. Of course Fiona got away with killing her Supreme mentor, so will Fiona get away with murder again?….
thanks UF, its so easy to miss a detail here and there in this show..they pack so much in. Thats why the recaps are so fun though
Not going to read the recap (yet) or comments, forgot this was coming on tonite, gotta go look at it…….I’ll be back! lol
Tonight is Tuesday.
#AHSCoven is on Wednesday night.
One blog about the show is not enough for my enslaver TT. She demands one before and after the show. Anybody know a good voodoo witch so I can put a spell on her and make her go POOF?
I cannot wait to find out what happed to Queenie. Did Fiona take Minotaur’s balls into her own hands?
Have you been frolicking with @dramarty and @newjerzeyboy? You are starting to get their smart mouths!
But I’m a productive smart ass.
Yes, you are. And Stephen has been very good a RTing lately. And Marty, well, he,,,,, well I am sure he is with us in spirit,
No poofs allowed pouf! Besitos!
Sorry you were right UF. When I saw AHS in the heading, and that you had recapped or precapped it I got all excited, and wondered why I could not find it on my tv Tues. night. Then I got upset because I thought I had missed it……then lo and behold, my dvr is set to automatically record it on the correct nite. I’m losing it. Don’t put a spell on TT, she is probably a good and kind enslaver 🙂
too bad about Queenies pleasure transference, that could really have some interesting applications
Steve if you had the same powers, I bet you would be THAT guy at the party in the corner with a grin.
And that guy in the corner would be invited to EVERY party!!!
Also fr0m what I’ve seen of Stev-er Misty and Kyle when you come back you ain’t quite right. I was thinking a resurrection of Madison?
Just wait to you see the other dead people that visit. #Drama
I’m thinking Cordelia (is that a nod to Buffy? I seem to remember that one of the Glee write staff was with the BTVS team) was fathered by Spaulding and that’s another reason to silence him-although I think his tongue (must have sucked at muff diving…) went when he buried the last Supreme.
Spaulding being her father would be a good twist…! This show is soooo unpredictable and why I think it is becoming so popular!
Cheers!
I refuse to believe this is the end of Madison.
I thought Fiona became the Supreme because she murdered the old Supreme (but no one except the butler knew she did it) then appeared before the Council and passed the test of seven powers (or whatever it’s called). I guess I must have missed something?
Thanks for the precap, I’ll see you on the recap! 😀
Lady, thus far into the show you are absolutely correct about Fiona. I just think that we might be getting more details about it….How did she get away with murdering Anna Leigh to get to be Supreme? …. Isn’t there at least one witch on the council with clairvoyance powers to know the truth? That is my question.
Things are getting a little heated behind the scenes of American Horror Story: Coven! An insider reveals that Emma Roberts has been exhibiting some diva-like behavior…and costar Gabourey Sidibe isn’t taking it well.
“Emma complains about the tiniest things and won’t speak to crew members,” the witness says. “Gabby finally told Emma to cut her attitude and stop being rude.”
The confrontation apparently scared the 22-year-old off a little bit, because the source says that she’s at least been a little nicer to the crew, although “she still acts like she’s above everyone else.”
Emma better watch out…before Gabby puts a hex on her!
From Star Magazine http://starmagazine.com/2013/10/30/american-horror-story-feud-gabourey-sidibe-vs-emma-roberts/
I like this season of AHS! I don’t really comment though because Urethra Franklin does such a good job on her recaps that she covers it all. But I do read them so keep posting please and thank you 🙂
Please add to the conversation here.
I want to know what you all think. I miss things too, or see a scene differently. No one wants to be the only one talking at the dinner table…
OK everybody #AHSCoven is ON.
Come here and scream if it makes you feel better.
I’ll be back for a few thoughts when show is over. Then I have to start writing up tomorrow’s blog.
Halloween + Witches = Dead People
It took every fiber of my being to NOT tell you all about Delphine’s zombie-daughters.
What did you all think of this episode?….Who attacked Cordelia? ….
……And Spaulding is a necro-loving weirdo.
“Who’s the baddest witch in town?”
@UF !. I am sreammmmmmmming (for love of this show) 2. I thought this episode was great, but thought we’d see Misty in this epi….and where did Kyle run off to? 3.If it wasn’t Angela Bassetts’ characyer that attacked Cordelia, then I think she assigned some demon to do it as payback. 4.And Spaulding’s got his very own life sized “dead-doll” to dress up and have tea with. At this point I still think Fiona (JL) is the badest witch in town, but I’m sure there’s a twist in there somewhere down the line. Someone mentioned Spaulding possibly being Cordelias’ dad….I can see that (in the plot line)
Meant I am screaming….
i was wondering why the girl with the killer cooch looked to poison kyle. She should have just melted his brain like the other 2 boys. Who attacked cordelia? The witch yet to be named!! I love how every episode twists in a different way
ASH Coven has me repulsed and at the edge of my seat and I can’t get enough. UF does such an amazing recap job I’m just going to list the moments that gave me the biggest reaction.
Biggest gross out – Spaulding cutting his tongue out
I want to turn away but can’t- Spaulding dressed up in baby doll clothes with Madison’s dead body!!
WTF moment – Cordelia getting acid in the face
Nooo don’t- rat poison in Franken-Kyle’s tuna. I like Franken-Kyle and don’t want him dead…yet.
Oh shit – tie between Kyle getting loose and Cordelia’s husband being some Craig’s List type killer
Favorite witch power – Whatever the hell spell Angela Bassett did to raise the dead. BTW how hot is Angela Bassett?
Loved it – witches council!
Favorite Witch this week – The Supreme Fiona. Jessica Lane is amazingly wicked and I love it!
I’m glad there was less incest and masturbating in this episode, it’s much easier to watch when I’m throwing up in my mouth. I’m miss Misty and Stevie Nicks music and I hope we get more next week.
I actually waited until tonight to watch last week and this weeks episodes back to back starting after midnight in honor of Halloween. Just got finished. OMG this season rocks! Looking forward to your recap tomorrow UF!
This episode has me planning an attic tour this morning, just to make sure there isn’t a Spaulding up there having a tea party.
…and Happy Halloween everybody! See you in the French Quarter tonight.
I have rats up there having a tea party! I am having a family crisis and UF is having a major storm at his place knocking out his Internet. Please be patient.
Baddest witch so far hands down, Marie Laveau. Angela Basset is rolling around with snakes, entombing people alive, raising killer zombies, messing with you mind, body, and soul. Just ask Delphine Lalaurie.
Jessica lane has the attitude but I’d take my chances with her. Messed with the wrong witch indeed.
Thanks UF for doing these caps! I don’t watch the show…yet…but I just might get brave enough one of these days. 🙂