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I Dream Of Nene Recap: The Girls Go to Cancun!

October 23, 2013 by tamaratattles 16 Comments

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Oh Lord, y’all I have been doing some tagging and coding and trying to get the background stuff done on the AHS:Coven blog and my eyes are a little blurry, so I am ready to get on with this thang tonight.

I am over the tension between the bridemaids and between the bridesmaids and Nene. So much tit for tat in all directions and it makes no sense. So Bravo flies them all to Mexico because that is a good place to hide the bodies if necessary.  In the van on the way to the hotel, it’s like a bunch of fifteen year olds giving blowjobs to twizzlers.

nenebachlorettepartThey actually have no problem with the hotel, no bitching about rooms, nothing! Everyone is getting along for now. There are a lot of water activities the girls participate in surfing on manmade waves, and swimming with dolphins. #wetweaves It looks like everyone is having a blast. Nene on the other hand apparently can’t swim and would like for you to know she could not swim with the dolphins because she is on her special time of the month. #TMI

Okay, Diana is a little cray cray. Somehow she had a huge painting delivered to Nene as a gift to the hotel. It is Nene and Diana.  It is also crap.  OMG. Oh wait. It is NOT from Diana. Or is it. No one is admitting to sending the picture.

I am also confused about this barber shop. On the show they are saying it is Gregg’s luxury barbershop. But on twitter, Nene says that Gregg put a sign on the barber shop about the show and the owners were really happy about it. It doesn’t look like a luxury barber shop in the twitter pictures or on the show to me.  It seems like an utter bullshit storyline so the guys can film somewhere that Nene outed as such on twitter. Weird. Anyway, Gregg is doing some crazy poem for Nene with all the groomsmen.

Back in Cancun, Diana is throwing a blue party for Nene and had everyone wear blue dresses. It looks like the dresses were provided by Bravo. But Marlo of course refuses to wear hers because, “Diana ain’t gonna regulate what (she) wears.”  Sigh.  Diana doesn’t let rattle her. She jus ignores it! I’m amazed.  Diana made a memory book and each girl contributes letter that they tearfully read to Nene. It’s a beautiful moment.

Then Cynthia has to call Marlo out. Cynthia explains that the purpose of them all being in matching blue dresses (sounds horrific, but it is actually really pretty) was so that Nene can stand out and shine and that Marlo refusing makes it seem like she is not part of the team. Nene backed up Cynthia. Marlo gets all choked up and says she did not have a mom or a dad and so she needs to make herself feel “extra.”  This chick is nuttier than a Payday bar. Nene is totally calling her out in her talking head mimicking her, “I was in foster care, my mama didn’t love me enough, that’s why I can’t wear a blue dress like y’all. Bullshit Marlo. You don’t want to follow the rules.”

One of the bri-mays got bit on the lip by some kinda giant Mexican mosquito and had to get a shot in her top lip so she looks like the black Taylor Armstrong now. Nene is now afraid of getting bit and afraid of the crows on the balcony, so she is wearing a veil under her ball cap.

The next day, everyone is sitting around picking at poor Dawn with the fat lip saying it was because she got with one of the hot soccer players and got a disease. Hmmm sounds more plausible than the giant Mexican mosquito story to me. And then Marlo  had to pull the attention to her by saying that she felt like everyone attacked her the night before and she cried herself to sleep thinking about that Spell N Spell she never got as a child. Wait, that might have been someone else’s sob story, but close enough. Marlo eventually says she will try to do better.

The tailor for the bri-mays dresses has flown in from Miami to do another fitting. Lexie is drunk off of tequila and puking everywhere. And Marlo is telling everyone else what alterations they will be getting on their dress design. Nene must have been telling the truth about the reason she didn’t swim because she is overwhelmed by it all and cries happy tears.

And the best news of all? Next week is the finale!

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  1. I"m the Genius Here says

    October 23, 2013 at 10:33 am

    NeNe’s nose looks like a damn toucan on this picture. She needs more work to fix it.

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    • Avatar says

      October 23, 2013 at 10:34 pm

      Guess what, you all have been punked. NeNe knows exactly what’s she’s doing. Everyone has something to say about her, if its not her hair, its something else. She’s the subject matter on this blog, twitter, tv etc. She can take the criticism as long as she’s getting paid…. bloop!
      Miley Cyrus gets it, she’s doing the same thing. Negative or positive, their names are still out there.

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  2. Pre1 says

    October 23, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    Best wish to her

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  3. Seriously.... says

    October 23, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    Greg cracks me up but he needs to sign that prenup though. It maybe editing, but Tony seems way more prepared as a wedding planner than Tiffany. Marlo is trying too hard and needs to have a seat. It’s not called I dream of Nene, oh and Marlo was there too. No wonder they didnt last.

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  4. Riann says

    October 23, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    Love, Nene’s show, best spin-off ever. Nene and Marlo are so damn funny !

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  5. Katrina says

    October 23, 2013 at 7:19 pm

    I think Nene likes Marlo a lot, but sometimes Marlo goes overboard. Marlo definitely has her own style . You cannot expect 9 women to go somewhere and everything go totally smooth. Although there has been drama, there has not been any WWE smack down! Cancun Mexico seems like a nice place to visit.
    I don’t know who sent the picture, it may have been Marlo.

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 23, 2013 at 8:33 pm

      I don’t think she likes Marlo anymore, she wants to put her in jail! http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2013/10/16/it-seems-we-need-to-talk-about-nene-and-marlo-again/

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  6. Gingersnap says

    October 23, 2013 at 8:46 pm

    I’ve been hanging with this effen wedding, but it’s exhausting. HeeHee. I think production sent the lovely (gag me) portrait of NeNe and Diana. They’re just trying to start some more shit, for the viewers sake, and their ratings and paychecks. Whatever it takes. The blue dress idea was a good one and they all looked neat in the lighting…except Marlo, of course. Some people don’t care if it’s negative or positive attention they get, as long as it’s attention. She really is messed up in the head.

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 23, 2013 at 9:22 pm

      I think it was either Diana or Marlo and neither would own up. Probably Marlo.

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      • Avatar says

        October 23, 2013 at 10:42 pm

        Yeah, I think it was Marlo. Diana would have make sure she looked better in the portrait (hopefully).

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        • tamaratattles says

          October 23, 2013 at 11:06 pm

          Well thanks Avatar. I am asking EVERYONE to click the FB share or RT this.. thanks.

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  7. FGF says

    October 24, 2013 at 2:59 am

    OMG…Nene making fun of Marlo was the funniest thing I’ve seen this entire series!!! I was thinking, “Hmmm…Nene didn’t have her parents either so what, Marlo!” That chick is certifiable! And WTH did Laura do to her dress because I know it wasn’t designed with all of those cut aways!!pahahaha

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  8. angelwhild says

    October 24, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    Why watch the show or Blog about NeNe if all you do is throwshade..TamaraTattles????

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 24, 2013 at 3:42 pm

      You must be new if you think that was me throwing shade. I’m not sure you’re ready for my jelly.

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  9. Pre1 says

    October 24, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    I think subliminally Marlo is crying for help. She was a little extra with her “speech” but as a highly paid “escort”, she still has issues that money nor her labels can buy.

    I like NeNe. She is who she is. I think NeNe thought she & Marlo were friends but as Diana pointed out Marlo is an opportunist. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see more of her. NeNe watch out!

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  10. bunniecarrot says

    October 25, 2013 at 12:44 am

    I have this weird habit of watching TV with the captioning on. The captioning actually says “BriDEMAIDS” When NeNe says it. And reverts back to the correct word when others use it. I find that to be hilarious!!!

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