Okay dude is stupid. The girl lives in your town and won’t meet you or video chat with you after a year and a half? Oh and she has cancer? Sigh. Has he sent money? She wanted to meet you at Walmart? She’s at least 300 pounds, dude. Have you seen the Walmart People website?
Clearly, this chick has stolen someone’s profile. This chick is a straight up stalker! Mike is shattered that Caroline is not a beautiful, thin girl with cancer. He says he feels stupid. He should! He says now he doesn’t know what is true and what is not. Let me help you here dude, it’s all a pack of lies! You are on Catfish, for fucks sake. You have officially hit bottom on the stupid meter.
Well, I nailed that one. She actually DOUBLE catfished him. And no she doesn’t have cancer and yes she is probably already on the people of Wal*Mart website. And Heather, WTF with the spandex knee length shorts? Just no.
Basically they told Heather to seek psychiatric help and sent her packing. I saw a teaser about this online somewhere implying they saved the best for last. But this was a pretty boring straight forward catfish show, except for the fact she admits to stalking him on his job. Had I known this was a boring episode I would not have recapped it. But, I figure y’all may have something to add, so I am going to hit the publish button.