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Catfish Season Finale: Mike and Caroline

October 16, 2013 by tamaratattles 13 Comments

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Okay dude is stupid. The girl lives in your town and won’t meet you or video chat with you after a year and a half? Oh and she has cancer? Sigh. Has he sent money?  She wanted to meet you at Walmart? She’s at least 300 pounds, dude.  Have you seen the Walmart People website?

Clearly, this chick has stolen someone’s profile. This chick is a straight up stalker! Mike is shattered that Caroline is not a beautiful, thin girl with cancer. He says he feels stupid. He should! He says now he doesn’t know what is true and what is not. Let me help you here dude, it’s all a pack of lies!  You are on Catfish, for fucks sake. You have officially hit bottom on the stupid meter.

Well, I nailed that one. She actually DOUBLE catfished him. And no she doesn’t have cancer and yes she is probably already on the people of Wal*Mart website. And Heather, WTF with the spandex knee length shorts? Just no.

Basically they told Heather to seek psychiatric help and sent her packing. I saw a teaser about this online somewhere implying they saved the best for last. But this was a pretty boring straight forward catfish show, except for the fact she admits to stalking him on his job. Had I known this was a boring episode I would not have recapped it. But, I figure y’all may have something to add, so I am going to hit the publish button.

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  1. lori says

    October 16, 2013 at 8:43 pm

    Yeah, like he had her address. Now if you had a year and a half on line relationship with someone who wouldn’t meet you and you had their addresses, wouldn’t you do a little stalking of your own? I know would. The fact that he didn’t tells me what we have here is yet another FAKE ASS catfish episode. And why didn’t he mention that he was catfished prior to this? I think we all know the answer. They are really sloppy with this fake show.

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  2. Tango says

    October 16, 2013 at 9:35 pm

    I agree lori. When I heard him say he was near her home and she refused to come out, I figured this is fake or he’s mental. But then I can’t figure out if it’s fake on the show’s end or if it’s the guests setting it up to be on tv… He seemed genuinely upset and none too smart though, so idk, it’s possible he knew she was a catfish but just needed help to get confirmation.
    I often feel badly for the catfish, though, not the person who got played. If you are gonna go a year not meeting someone you are really “in love” with, you’re just an idiot. But many times the catfish is a sad person who must have incredibly low self-esteem.

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  3. otherpeoplesproblems says

    October 17, 2013 at 11:32 am

    Mike is so cute and tall!!!!!!!!!!

    Heather was a mess, and you could tell Mike was totally not into it after he saw her appearance, even though Heather was hoping he’d still accept her.
    The thing I didn’t like about this episode is how they tried to set him up with the real girl at the end, that was dumb. Other than that it was alright, pretty funny he got double catfished.

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  4. James says

    October 17, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    That grey haired one is so cute to me…I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

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    • lori says

      October 17, 2013 at 7:42 pm

      Lol. That’s Max, and I don’t think that happens until way later in life. I’m in my mid 40s and I have yet to see anyone with gray pubes.

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      • lori says

        October 17, 2013 at 7:44 pm

        Not that I get out very much, if you know what I mean.

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    • Blue Box says

      November 4, 2013 at 3:21 pm

      Agreed, he’s hot. Looks like a young Steve Martin. Grey hair is super sexy.

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  5. Tamara says

    October 17, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    I like Catfish!! Don’t let it be fake! Why oh why must you ruin it with your findings?!? People are dumb. Catfish has to be real! Right???? Tamara?!? Right??????

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 17, 2013 at 8:43 pm

      Don’t blame me, my commenters here ruined it for me! lol. I was so naively suspending disbelief and having a good old time when WHAM! They start bringing FACTS into the situation. HEAVY SIGH

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  6. calipatti says

    October 17, 2013 at 11:45 pm

    LOL, never ever let a few facts mess up a good story.
    Hilarious TT!

    It’s TV folks, talking heads selling a story for ad dollars.

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  7. Kemper says

    October 18, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    I felt so sorry for this girl actually.. She said that when he originally messaged her he was super mean to her, so thats why she made another name to get back at him.. Funny how he was nice to the pretty picture 🙂 .. You could tell she had a low self esteem and probably been bullied in her life for her looks. I dont feel bad for him at all, kinda grossed me out when he got all excited talking to the “real” girl.. He doesnt look like he would be her type at all.

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  8. Appalachian Lady says

    October 18, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    I think a lot of people only pretend to be in a Catfish relationship, just so they can get their faces on a popular TV show (and I’m quite sure they’re compensated monetarily for their appearance as well).

    Then again, ALL so-called “reality shows” are fake. If they were real, in the sense that cameras documented the lives of certain people without influencing their words or behavior, or editing them in any meaningful way, they’d be called “documentaries” instead.

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  9. Karma Grant says

    October 20, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    We were annoyed with him the minute she said she’d told him who she was before (in regards to a different account her friend set up to catch her husband cheating) and he was an ass about that. We thought he got what he had coming to him.

    I will forever refuse to believe this show is faked. Seriously.

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