Hey scurrdy cats. It’s me Urethra Franklin here, and I’m sure ya’ll are ready to get wickedly enchanted with tonight’s episode of AHS which had a record breaking audience for the premiere. The show is a HIT for the FX channel……This is the description according to my DVR guide: American Horror Story: Coven – Episode 2: “Boy Parts” – Fiona helps Zoe and Madison deal with a horrible tragedy. Delphine LaLaurie struggles to adjust to modern life. Cordelia faces a dark decision about her family…
The title alone is a gruesome spoiler, and keep in mind that one of the witches has the power of resurrection. But I personally can’t wait to see Madame LaLaurie realize that society & life have changed since 1834. That racist serial killing slave owner Delphine LaLaurie is in for a real awakening with a side order of #ItsKarmaBitch.
Last week’s show ended with Fiona sarcastically inviting a dazed & confused Madame LaLaurie for a drink after digging her out of her French Quarter grave. In my mind Fiona takes her to Pat O’Brien’s for their famed Hurricane; otherwise known as truth serum #LOL. Don’t ya’ll want to find out more about the voodoo curse that got her ass shackled & buried for 180 years? I suspect that the Supreme Witch Fiona wants to know how to get her aging hands on some of that voodoo cocktail of eternal life, but without the being entombed part. We saw in the episode trailer that the voodoo witch Marie Laveau is going to be PISSED that Fiona has Delphine #OhHellNah. We also learned how Zoe found out about her Salem ancestry & carnal killing witchy powers, and I eagerly anticipate learning the back story of the other young witches from Miss Robichaux’s Academy. I wonder if one of them will be this generation’s Supreme Witch. I vote for Queenie or Nan, played by the mesmerizing Jamie Brewer, whose Down Syndrome was a character plot point in the first season of AHS:Murder House…..And one more small teaser: One of the witches may have a fondness for Stevie Nicks. Can you guess which one?
I will confess that last week I had one “AHS style” nightmare because I watched the premiere four times, and the brutal imagery & story of this fantastically gory show has trenched into my subconscious. If only the deliciously wicked Jessica Lange would visit me in my dreams and telekinetically launch me mid-air.
After you all have watched AHS:Coven tonight, FX channel 10 eastern/9 central, share your thoughts and comments below. I will update later with an episode recap.…. Enjoy the show mon chéris.
Looks like another good show tonight. I watched last weeks 3 times and still missed stuff. And since this is AHS, for every question answered tonight will just lead to 2 more questions for next week! 🙂
Spoiler Alert: Madame LaLaurie will become Queenie’s slave…. genius karma! I always read this site btw
Tamara bites the heads off of spoilers that spoil.
Tell me about it:))) Won’t be me that’s for sure!
I am guessing we have not seen the last of the young witch burned at the stake – would be cool if she were this generations supreme witch!!!
The witch with resurrection powers was burned at the stake. Unless you know something we dont know she is dead.
the girl with the killer cooch should inherit the ressurection powers..that way she can revive the ones she likes
What is spoilerish about a girl WITH RESURECTION POWERS RESURECTING HER DAMN SELF.
DUH!
I’ve been looking forward to this since 11 pm last Wednesday!
OMG hold me I am scared already! That gator is gonna get them!
SEE? I TOLD YOU SO! Damn those PETA WITCHES!
at least now we know who the Stevie Nicks fan UF foreshadowed is…. HOLD ME!
Ah DUH! Queenie is team voodoo. I am so slow.
I’m Fiona Good and I am in charge EVERYWHERE. I couldn’t toast a piece of bread with what they were putting on you!
how about Fionas power for persuasion. Do what she wants or she can fiy your brain or throw you around the room or suck the life out of you. Im really liking JT in this role
My banner ad says every 68 seconds someone gets old timers. I reckon I have 47 seconds left.
you can say “oh shit!” on FX?
That is JL trying to have a baby? Isn’t she like 100?
oh this is goooood.
good to see the girls are keeping a low profile..lol. Lets build a boy.
OMG newly created boy is HOSTILE!
Emmy-worthy show. Stellar cast. “I want what u have” true Fionaeque.
Stevie Nicks the original white witch… Can’t wait to read U_F recap.
me either! he seems to think he doesn’t have to do it, BUT HE MUST!
Stop pressuring me you white witch… Feel free to substitute it with bitch if that is less of a sting.
Just like a white wing dove…… God I love stevie nickjs
What are the names of both Stevie Nicks/Fleetwood Mac songs used in tonight’s show?
Poetic justice is me having to WAIT. WEST. COAST. TIME. Damn, I’m having the waiting shakes:((
It was fucking wild ride.
16 minutes, I’m waiting on that white winged dove!
UF one of the songs was *riahnon* spelled wrong probably, was at the shack with Zoey? And the boy. I didnt pay attn to the first other than aahhh fleetwood mac
TY Steve. Yes that’s it…. It is Rhiannon.
If anyone knows the name of the first song at the beginning let me know or tweet me @Urethra_F …..I should know the name, but my brain is still so frazzled with how good & FUN this episode was. I’m waiting for my excited nerves to calm down so I can write a recap for you all. SO MUCH SHIT HAPPENS.
In case u didn’t find it its Edge of seventeen otherwise known as White Winged Dove.
“Edge Of Seventeen”
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo-whoo-whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo
And the days go by
Like a strand in the wind
In the web that is my own
I begin again
Said to my friend, baby
Nothin’ else mattered
He was no more
(He was no more)
Than a baby then
Well, he seemed broken hearted
Somethin’ within him
But the moment
That I first laid
Eyes on him
All alone on the edge of seventeen
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo, baby, whoo, whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Said, whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo
Well, I went today
Maybe I will go again
Tomorrow, yeah, yeah
Well, the music there
Well it was hauntingly familiar
When I see you doin’
What I try to do for me
With their words of a poet
And a voice from a choir
And a melody
Nothin’ else mattered
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo, baby, whoo, said whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Said, whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo
The clouds never expect it
When it rains
But the sea changes colours
But the sea
Does not change
So with the slow graceful flow
Of age
I went forth with an age old
Desire to please
On the edge of seventeen
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo, baby, whoo, said whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo
Well then suddenly
There was no one left standing
In the hall, yeah, yeah
In a flood of tears
That no one really ever heard fall at all
When I went searchin’ for an answer
Up the stairs and down the hall
Not to find an answer
Just to hear the call
Of a nightbird singin’
(Come away)
(Come away)
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo, baby, whoo, said whoo
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo
Well, I hear you (well, I hear you)
In the morning (in the morning)
And I hear you (and I hear you)
At nightfall (at nightfall)
Sometime to be near you
Is to be unable to hear you
My love
I’m a few years older than you
(I’m a few years older than you)
Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song
Sounds like she’s singin’
Whoo, baby, whoo
Said, whoo
Randon Music Trivia.
Destiny’s Child sampled “The Edge of Seventeen” for their hit dance song “Bootylicious” ….Yes BOOTYLICIOUS & Stevie Nicks are both mentioned in an AHS:Coven post. I can die now.
Fleetwood Mac, when music was a helluva lot more than a hook, a line and sinker!! Wuv this song:)
I thought this episode was much scarier and much BETTER than last week. I’m totally on board again. And good gosh, how do you get Jessica Lange, Angela Basset AND Kathy Bates to star in your TV show? With Gabourey that’s 3 Oscars and at least two more nominations. I think Ryan Murphy must be a witch too.
Poor Frankenboyfriend.
I have to sleep on this episode, but I was scared for a whole different reason. Could Nene Leakes be cast as a witch somewhere down the line? Just thinking that Ryan Murphy must have an affinity for certain actors. It’s a six degrees of separation kind of thing here: Lily Rabe, (regenerator witch) is Jill Clayburgh’s daughter, both were in Murphy’s Nip/Tuck; Jill Clayburgh was in Six Feet Under, along with Kathy Bates, and Frances Conroy (who’s this AHS season too. Those are the only connections I can think of at this hour, but with all the Nene news lately I had a nightmare watching this episode that maybe Nene might pop up as a surprise ‘hoodwitch’ somewhere down the line. Obviously I’m tired;)
LOL at ‘hoodwitch’.
Can’t you just picture her begging Ryan Murphy for the part of Queenie? She made such a big deal how good friends they are. Wonder if he’s on speed dial or changed his direct line like that other famous person (who I can’t remember now) and her and Murphy cracked up over it when he made a quest appearance for her on RHOA? She’d do hoodwitch for free, I’m sure and there’d not be much acting required:))
STOP IT! lol.
I think this season of AHS will be the best one yet. The actors are superb and have the chops to kill it this season. I’m so impressed but if Nene Leakes ever makes an appearance on this show……..I will be gone faster than those dudes on the bus.
Speaking of guest witches wasnt jodi a. into witchstuff? Too bad we cant put HER in the madames box in the yard.
I want a unicorn that sh-ts $100’s.