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American Horror Story Precap: Boy Parts

October 16, 2013 by tamaratattles 44 Comments

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Hey scurrdy cats. It’s me Urethra Franklin here, and I’m sure ya’ll are ready to get wickedly enchanted with tonight’s episode of AHS which had a record breaking audience for the premiere. The show is a HIT for the FX channel……This is the description according to my DVR guide: American Horror Story: Coven – Episode 2: “Boy Parts” – Fiona helps Zoe and Madison deal with a horrible tragedy. Delphine LaLaurie struggles to adjust to modern life. Cordelia faces a dark decision about her family…

The title alone is a gruesome spoiler, and keep in mind that one of the witches has the power of resurrection. But I personally can’t wait to see Madame LaLaurie realize that society & life have changed since 1834. That racist serial killing slave owner Delphine LaLaurie is in for a real awakening with a side order of #ItsKarmaBitch.

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Last week’s show ended with Fiona sarcastically inviting a dazed & confused Madame LaLaurie for a drink after digging her out of her French Quarter grave. In my mind Fiona takes her to Pat O’Brien’s for their famed Hurricane; otherwise known as truth serum #LOL.  Don’t ya’ll want to find out more about the voodoo curse that got her ass shackled & buried for 180 years? I suspect that the Supreme Witch Fiona wants to know how to get her aging hands on some of that voodoo cocktail of eternal life, but without the being entombed part. We saw in the episode trailer that the voodoo witch Marie Laveau is going to be PISSED that Fiona has Delphine #OhHellNah.  We also learned how Zoe found out about her Salem ancestry & carnal killing witchy powers, and I eagerly anticipate learning the back story of the other young witches from Miss Robichaux’s Academy.  I wonder if one of them will be this generation’s Supreme Witch. I vote for Queenie or Nan, played by the mesmerizing Jamie Brewer, whose Down Syndrome was a character plot point in the first season of AHS:Murder House…..And one more small teaser: One of the witches may have a fondness for Stevie Nicks. Can you guess which one?

I will confess that last week I had one “AHS style” nightmare because I watched the premiere four times, and the brutal imagery & story of this fantastically gory show has trenched into my subconscious. If only the deliciously wicked Jessica Lange would visit me in my dreams and telekinetically launch me mid-air.

After you all have watched AHS:Coven tonight, FX channel 10 eastern/9 central, share your thoughts and comments below. I will update later with an episode recap.…. Enjoy the show mon chéris.

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  1. steve says

    October 16, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Looks like another good show tonight. I watched last weeks 3 times and still missed stuff. And since this is AHS, for every question answered tonight will just lead to 2 more questions for next week! 🙂

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  2. Dariyelle says

    October 16, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    Spoiler Alert: Madame LaLaurie will become Queenie’s slave…. genius karma! I always read this site btw

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      October 16, 2013 at 4:47 pm

      Tamara bites the heads off of spoilers that spoil.

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      • JoJo says

        October 16, 2013 at 9:10 pm

        Tell me about it:))) Won’t be me that’s for sure!

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  3. Becky White says

    October 16, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    I am guessing we have not seen the last of the young witch burned at the stake – would be cool if she were this generations supreme witch!!!

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  4. Molly007 says

    October 16, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    The witch with resurrection powers was burned at the stake. Unless you know something we dont know she is dead.

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  5. steve says

    October 16, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    the girl with the killer cooch should inherit the ressurection powers..that way she can revive the ones she likes

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 16, 2013 at 5:20 pm

      What is spoilerish about a girl WITH RESURECTION POWERS RESURECTING HER DAMN SELF.

      DUH!

      Reply
  6. Justjenn says

    October 16, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    I’ve been looking forward to this since 11 pm last Wednesday!

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  7. tamaratattles says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:01 pm

    OMG hold me I am scared already! That gator is gonna get them!

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  8. tamaratattles says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    SEE? I TOLD YOU SO! Damn those PETA WITCHES!

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  9. tamaratattles says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    at least now we know who the Stevie Nicks fan UF foreshadowed is…. HOLD ME!

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  10. tamaratattles says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    Ah DUH! Queenie is team voodoo. I am so slow.

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  11. tamaratattles says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    I’m Fiona Good and I am in charge EVERYWHERE. I couldn’t toast a piece of bread with what they were putting on you!

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  12. steve says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    how about Fionas power for persuasion. Do what she wants or she can fiy your brain or throw you around the room or suck the life out of you. Im really liking JT in this role

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  13. tamaratattles says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    My banner ad says every 68 seconds someone gets old timers. I reckon I have 47 seconds left.

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  14. tamaratattles says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    you can say “oh shit!” on FX?

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  15. tamaratattles says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:27 pm

    That is JL trying to have a baby? Isn’t she like 100?

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  16. tamaratattles says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    oh this is goooood.

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  17. steve says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    good to see the girls are keeping a low profile..lol. Lets build a boy.

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  18. tamaratattles says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    OMG newly created boy is HOSTILE!

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  19. ZenJen53 says

    October 16, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    Emmy-worthy show. Stellar cast. “I want what u have” true Fionaeque.

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  20. ZenJen53 says

    October 16, 2013 at 11:03 pm

    Stevie Nicks the original white witch… Can’t wait to read U_F recap.

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 17, 2013 at 12:04 am

      me either! he seems to think he doesn’t have to do it, BUT HE MUST!

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        October 17, 2013 at 12:10 am

        Stop pressuring me you white witch… Feel free to substitute it with bitch if that is less of a sting.

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 17, 2013 at 12:06 am

      Just like a white wing dove…… God I love stevie nickjs

      Reply
  21. Urethra Franklin says

    October 16, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    What are the names of both Stevie Nicks/Fleetwood Mac songs used in tonight’s show?

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  22. JoJo says

    October 16, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    Poetic justice is me having to WAIT. WEST. COAST. TIME. Damn, I’m having the waiting shakes:((

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      October 16, 2013 at 11:14 pm

      It was fucking wild ride.

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      • JoJo says

        October 17, 2013 at 12:45 am

        16 minutes, I’m waiting on that white winged dove!

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  23. steve says

    October 16, 2013 at 11:43 pm

    UF one of the songs was *riahnon* spelled wrong probably, was at the shack with Zoey? And the boy. I didnt pay attn to the first other than aahhh fleetwood mac

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      October 16, 2013 at 11:52 pm

      TY Steve. Yes that’s it…. It is Rhiannon.
      If anyone knows the name of the first song at the beginning let me know or tweet me @Urethra_F …..I should know the name, but my brain is still so frazzled with how good & FUN this episode was. I’m waiting for my excited nerves to calm down so I can write a recap for you all. SO MUCH SHIT HAPPENS.

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  24. ZenJen53 says

    October 16, 2013 at 11:56 pm

    In case u didn’t find it its Edge of seventeen otherwise known as White Winged Dove.

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  25. tamaratattles says

    October 17, 2013 at 12:14 am

    “Edge Of Seventeen”

    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Whoo-whoo-whoo
    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Whoo, baby, whoo
    Said, whoo

    And the days go by
    Like a strand in the wind
    In the web that is my own
    I begin again
    Said to my friend, baby
    Nothin’ else mattered

    He was no more
    (He was no more)
    Than a baby then
    Well, he seemed broken hearted
    Somethin’ within him
    But the moment
    That I first laid
    Eyes on him
    All alone on the edge of seventeen

    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Whoo, baby, whoo, whoo
    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Said, whoo, baby, whoo
    Said, whoo

    Well, I went today
    Maybe I will go again
    Tomorrow, yeah, yeah
    Well, the music there
    Well it was hauntingly familiar
    When I see you doin’
    What I try to do for me
    With their words of a poet
    And a voice from a choir
    And a melody
    Nothin’ else mattered

    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Whoo, baby, whoo, said whoo
    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Said, whoo, baby, whoo
    Said, whoo

    The clouds never expect it
    When it rains
    But the sea changes colours
    But the sea
    Does not change
    So with the slow graceful flow
    Of age
    I went forth with an age old
    Desire to please
    On the edge of seventeen

    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Whoo, baby, whoo, said whoo
    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Whoo, baby, whoo
    Said, whoo

    Well then suddenly
    There was no one left standing
    In the hall, yeah, yeah
    In a flood of tears
    That no one really ever heard fall at all
    When I went searchin’ for an answer
    Up the stairs and down the hall
    Not to find an answer
    Just to hear the call
    Of a nightbird singin’
    (Come away)
    (Come away)

    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Whoo, baby, whoo, said whoo
    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Whoo, baby, whoo
    Said, whoo

    Well, I hear you (well, I hear you)
    In the morning (in the morning)
    And I hear you (and I hear you)
    At nightfall (at nightfall)
    Sometime to be near you
    Is to be unable to hear you
    My love
    I’m a few years older than you
    (I’m a few years older than you)

    Just like the white winged dove
    Sings a song
    Sounds like she’s singin’
    Whoo, baby, whoo
    Said, whoo

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      October 17, 2013 at 12:20 am

      Randon Music Trivia.
      Destiny’s Child sampled “The Edge of Seventeen” for their hit dance song “Bootylicious” ….Yes BOOTYLICIOUS & Stevie Nicks are both mentioned in an AHS:Coven post. I can die now.

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    • JoJo says

      October 17, 2013 at 12:44 am

      Fleetwood Mac, when music was a helluva lot more than a hook, a line and sinker!! Wuv this song:)

      Reply
  26. Popcorn and Vodka (@popcornandvodka) says

    October 17, 2013 at 1:21 am

    I thought this episode was much scarier and much BETTER than last week. I’m totally on board again. And good gosh, how do you get Jessica Lange, Angela Basset AND Kathy Bates to star in your TV show? With Gabourey that’s 3 Oscars and at least two more nominations. I think Ryan Murphy must be a witch too.

    Poor Frankenboyfriend.

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  27. JoJo says

    October 17, 2013 at 4:35 am

    I have to sleep on this episode, but I was scared for a whole different reason. Could Nene Leakes be cast as a witch somewhere down the line? Just thinking that Ryan Murphy must have an affinity for certain actors. It’s a six degrees of separation kind of thing here: Lily Rabe, (regenerator witch) is Jill Clayburgh’s daughter, both were in Murphy’s Nip/Tuck; Jill Clayburgh was in Six Feet Under, along with Kathy Bates, and Frances Conroy (who’s this AHS season too. Those are the only connections I can think of at this hour, but with all the Nene news lately I had a nightmare watching this episode that maybe Nene might pop up as a surprise ‘hoodwitch’ somewhere down the line. Obviously I’m tired;)

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      October 17, 2013 at 4:43 am

      LOL at ‘hoodwitch’.

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      • JoJo says

        October 17, 2013 at 10:53 pm

        Can’t you just picture her begging Ryan Murphy for the part of Queenie? She made such a big deal how good friends they are. Wonder if he’s on speed dial or changed his direct line like that other famous person (who I can’t remember now) and her and Murphy cracked up over it when he made a quest appearance for her on RHOA? She’d do hoodwitch for free, I’m sure and there’d not be much acting required:))

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        • tamaratattles says

          October 18, 2013 at 2:33 am

          STOP IT! lol.

          Reply
  28. LaurieNYC says

    October 17, 2013 at 10:01 am

    I think this season of AHS will be the best one yet. The actors are superb and have the chops to kill it this season. I’m so impressed but if Nene Leakes ever makes an appearance on this show……..I will be gone faster than those dudes on the bus.

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  29. steve says

    October 17, 2013 at 11:26 am

    Speaking of guest witches wasnt jodi a. into witchstuff? Too bad we cant put HER in the madames box in the yard.

    Reply
  30. Amy in LV says

    October 17, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    I want a unicorn that sh-ts $100’s.

    Reply

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