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I Dream of Nene Recap: Musical Wedding Planner Chairs

October 8, 2013 by tamaratattles 25 Comments

nene99bitchesI have no idea what Nene is doing having so many fools in her wedding. You should try to LIMIT the number of bridesmaids to your very closest friends. You don’t need to put every stray dog that walked through a RHOA scene once or twice in the line-up.  You choose civilized people that can get along. With that in mind I say let all three of these girls go now while you still have time. Don’t wait for Marlo to assault someone.  Marlo’s Officer Friendly analogy is not funny, Nene.

Look at Porsha on Nene’s spinoff! I wonder whose idea that was?

Was whoever started this trend with using a different nail polish color on your ring finger must have been a middle-schooler, right? I’m looking at you, Porsha.  Also, I have no words for Nene’s hair tonight. Y’all know I usually try to see the positive on Nene’s hair, I really like some of her looks. But that blown out, blown back mess. I can’t defend that. No mam.

 

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We are weeks from the wedding, and yet Nene doesn’t have her wedding planner that she actually used yet. Why do people think people are going to keep their wedding invitations? Oh it is just Marlo. Nene knows better.

Time for Nene to have a showdown with Tiffany, the wedding (not) planner. This Tiffany chick is late, not properly dressed, chewing gum and overall has a terrible attitude.  I Know Nene wanted Colin Cowie, the guy who did Kim Zolciak’s wedding.

Gregg need to put both hands on the steering wheel and put the cellphone down. His job is to smile and show up. That’s it, Gregg.

Marlo is certainly filling the role of maid of honor whether Nene names anyone or not. Tony is a great wedding planner. Nene wishes she had a black American Express.

Nene and Gregg are still not agreeing on a pre-nup.

Oh crap! It looks like next week Diana may quit the wedding!

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  1. gigi says

    October 8, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    i really enjoyed this episode 🙂
    the tiffany drama seems almost staged.. really tiffany…
    and you did this on camera.. really

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    • misscologirl says

      October 9, 2013 at 12:39 am

      I was thinking the same thing. Especially when Tiffany kept looking to the side, as if she was looking at someone (like a producer) , when Nene was telling her off. If she really sent the designs or sketches to Nene via email, why didn’t she just print them and bring them to this meeting as a back-up?! Or better yet, why not pull the email up on your phone to prove what was sent?! It seems obvious that this was all staged to create a storyline for Nene.

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      • Katrina says

        October 9, 2013 at 7:38 pm

        Most designer sketch by hand, but I know there is new technology out there So if it is all staged, do you think the lawsuit is staged too?

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      • Gingersnap says

        October 10, 2013 at 12:32 am

        Katrina ~ I think it was staged too…and you bring up an interesting point, but after the fiasco of the Gorga’s and Manzo’s and The Greek’s lawsuit that seemed to magically disappear, I’m just going to hang with it was staged. That frigging designer looked the worse for wear for going along with Bravo’s BS too. I think she bit off more than she could chew. It’s really kind of funny in a bad kind of way.

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  2. Starrkitty says

    October 9, 2013 at 1:08 am

    Did anyone else fallout laughin when Marlo called Diana a sa-curity gaurd..or was it just me????,,oh my question is rhetorical..that was funny..and gave my water down margarita life…

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    • Gingersnap says

      October 10, 2013 at 12:40 am

      I thought it was FUNNY! She DOES have that security guard look…heehee.

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  3. loriflack says

    October 9, 2013 at 1:21 am

    LOL about the caricature of NeNe above ~

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  4. vivaladiva831 says

    October 9, 2013 at 8:07 am

    The prenup doesn’t sit well with me. If the situation where reversed and it was Gregg saying these things to Nene about why he wants one, people would be all over him.

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    • Rhubarb22 says

      October 9, 2013 at 1:56 pm

      I think it’s smart for Nene to request Gregg sign a prenup. He cheated on Nene and blasted her on the radio saying he wanted her to pay him back for “creating her lifestyle” or something like that. Basically slamming her spending money from (I’m assuming) a joint account. I think it’s quite smart of her to protect herself this time around. As she said in an earlier clip, she’s seen how he fights in court, and wants to be prepared.

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  5. eg says

    October 9, 2013 at 9:44 am

    The only thing missing from this episode was a few clown cars…one for Nene, one for Gregg and one for Marlo. Nene will let Bravo take her to new heights in stupidness just to one up Kim Z. smh

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  6. Boat says

    October 9, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    The last thing NeNe needs is a black AMEX card.

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  7. Urethra Franklin says

    October 9, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    I don’t watch this farce of a show, but I’ve read a couple of recaps about it. Does anyone believe that Nene actually paid $1,000,000 of her money for this wedding? I don’t.

    Sure the even planner got paid for his services, but I suspect there was a whole lot of sponsoring in exchange for free promo credit. I just don’t believe she is that rich.. I think she is frontin’ big time.

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 9, 2013 at 4:10 pm

      Of course not. The wedding doesn’t cost anywhere near that, and Bravo gets the whole thing comped by sponsors. Nene (and Kim Z, and Tamra, etc) may have to cough up??? a few minor things, but the wedding planner works for exposure, the hotels donate the space for exposure, the dress designers donate the dresses for exposure, etc. That is why these fools change gowns so much. The more styles they can get on the show the better.

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  8. James says

    October 9, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    I greatly enjoyed this episode…NeNe is a hoot. I’m even still enjoying marlo and lexis. Diana needs too have a seat. I’m tired of her looking like a sourpuss every week. Lexis hit the nail on the head about Diana. She’s totally jealous of Marlo cause Nene’s doing everything with Marlo.

    I for one liked NeNe’s blowback and Porsha was just gorgeous… divorce agrees with her.

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  9. cherry says

    October 9, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    “Don’t wait for Marlo to assault someone”-TT
    *faints from laughter*

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  10. Asia Smith says

    October 9, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    This episode displayed Nene’s lack of any form of common sense and education. Who yells at a wedding planner about sketches 5 weeks prior to an event? Planner be gone, would be the words most people would say with a 5,000 or 1,000,000 budget. Nene meets with Porscha as if Porscha is responsable for Tiffany. Tiffany showed Nene who’s money she respects and it appears that the girl from high school that man made it big are the clients Tiffany prefers! Tiffany treated Nene like a D list star.

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    • eg says

      October 9, 2013 at 6:12 pm

      She IS a D- list star. Did you notice how she kept preaching about her “vision”? What damn “vision”? Between that, and the fact that the planner wasn’t showing her anything anyway, as an example of her “work” tells you the whole thing is staged, and Nene gets a D- for her acting skills. She starts talking and all you can see is lips and too many teeth with long fingers flying through the air. She seems like in her head she is a demur, petite, dainty woman, which she ain’t.

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      • Gingersnap says

        October 10, 2013 at 12:44 am

        LOL

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    • Katrina says

      October 9, 2013 at 7:34 pm

      Why would Tiffany agree to do the wedding if she did not want to be bothered with Nene. I just think Tiffany wanted to do the wedding her way without input from Nene. I have never seen her on the other show. I don’t think the episode says anything about common sense or education. Tiffany came highly recommended from a friend and she probably gave her the benefit of the doubt.

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      • Asia Smith says

        October 10, 2013 at 11:14 am

        Common sense or lack of is when Nene’s name is huge in credits but she allowed herself to be shown in a dumb argument over something that normally would be resolved in 5 minutes. Bad acting and a dumb decision to show it!

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  11. kym says

    October 10, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    Doesn’t Tiffany have an IPad, couldn’t she bring the sketches to go over? Something stinks, and Tiffany let herself get played out on TV.

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  12. Observer2 says

    October 11, 2013 at 3:35 am

    Is anyone else getting tired of all these weddings?

    It’s gotten so crazy with all these cast members climbing over each other to get married on Bravo. Tamara beat Gretchen to the wedding, but not to be outdone – we now have to put up with 2 weddings in Miami. And now we’re going to be tortured with Kandi may or may not be getting married? When will it end???

    You’d think Bravo was hard up for money with the way they’re lining up all these weddings! (surely they’re getting advertising money from some of these vendors whose names are displayed as they walk in their stores, etc.)

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  13. eg says

    October 11, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    That artists’ rendition of Nene above is right on the money! Even though the drawing is cartoon-like, it captures her essence perfectly, which I guess you can say….the real Nene is cartoon-like.

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 11, 2013 at 10:38 pm

      I spent ten forevers trying to find out who the artist is a year or more ago. If anyone figures it out please let me know!

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  14. JoJo says

    October 13, 2013 at 8:33 pm

    Finally saw the episode today on re-run. I agree with those of the opinion the ‘whole thing is staged’ – but I think now all the HW and spin-offs are staged to some or a lot of extent. So I just go with that as a given and put it aside.
    Apparently at this point in shooting, Marlo and Nene are good or fake good. And it would have been a hoot if Nene DID hire her as the wedding planner and let her loose with all the free money and over-the-top dealing w/ vendors etc. I would seriously enjoy watching that, staged or not. Of course, she might have ended up stealing all the shine from THE Nene Leakes and that would definitely likely led to someone cuttin’ a bitch sooner than later! We would be reading about that in the papers or on Twitter, though since it clearly states at the end of the show “NENE LEAKES PRODUCTIONS” – I assume she has editing rights and that wouldn’t have made it but it would’ve been fun.

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