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WWHL With Danielle Staub Recap

September 9, 2013 by tamaratattles 35 Comments

WWHLandyTime to see what evil misogyny and humiliation Andrew has in store for us via the mouth of Danielle Staub. But first, WHAT THE FUCK HAS HE DONE TO HIS HAIR? Is his new husband of the Kayne West ilk that gives their partner a makeover? He’s been such a mess lately! Oh Lord, this is an AWFUL NIGHT for Andy’s mother to bartend! They must have had a cancellation at the last minute when someone went to jail. 🙂 Also, Andy and Anderson usually go to the DVF Fashion Show together and he took his mother…interesting.

Why is Andy already acting like he is going easy on her? What is the point of this if not complete annihilation of Teresa?

Danielle says she was never friends with Danny, she was friends with his wife and he threatened someone (sounded like she was trying to say production) in order to film. She says it wasn’t a good look for her.  Andy is in dangerous unchartered waters without a life vest already. Danielle says she doesn’t hang out with people like that.

Then he plays her lesbian serenade on a previous club house visit. And the shade begins.

rhonjteresaclassyAnd here we go, with the big question, “How do you feel about the charges against Teresa and Joe?”  She says, ” I feel bad for them. They’re people. They are a family. And things that are really bad are happening to them. It would be really wrong for anyone to enjoy that.”

Do you have any contact with any of your former castmates? No.

Andy asks what she does for a living. She says, ” She says she created her own show. It’s a reality show that is filming right now.”

Danielle says she is straight now and no longer bicurious. And you will have to watch her show to see if she is in a relationship. ( I’ll pass on that. And I am already bored with episode; but, I will solider on for you my dear readers.) After leaving the housewives show, she moved and turned the house over to her ex-husband. Whatever that means.

Kim G is tweeting that Danielle owes her $100K or something. Caroline has repeatedly stated she regrets her involvement in the Danielle drama, and Andy plays a clip. Danielle says she is not buying it and there are some groans from the clubhouse guests. Whoever is in the audience tonight is not team Danielle. Then again, is anyone?   He plays a couple of clips of Tre saying decent enough things about her. Danielle says she loves Tre. Tre was in a hard place with her old friends and trying to begin new friendships.  WTF? This is ridiculous.

In the Jacqueline clip, Jac says Danielle stalks her and says horrible things to her. Danielle says Jac needs to put the wine away and possibly seek help for that. She has nothing nice to say about Jac. Why are all these grown-assed women so concerned with what people they don’t know or like say about them on twitter?  Why do they even read it? Not to mention some of the men. I’m looking at you Joe Gorga. I don’t think I’ve ever dated a straight man who even knew Twitter existed. It’s insane to me.  Danielle is the “worst example of someone creating a truth.”

Danielle says that Melissa asks her to film with her in season two as a way to get back at Teresa. Danielle said she refused to do that. She did say she would forward all of her emails to producers and she did. She says that is how Melissa came from being behind the scenes to a frontline story. Essentially, she says she is responsible for getting Melissa on the show. She also says that Melissa needs to just come clean with that. Danielle says she wanted nothing to do with what she wanted to do to Teresa. Blah, blah, blah, Karma. Has Danielle been sent to etiquette classes, public speaking classes and intensive public relations instruction? She is really trying to , and partially succeeding in, making herself look like a productive human being.

Andy says before this show she told him she views the current housewives as criminals. She says yes, not all of them, but the bulk. YOU DON’T SAY!

Danielle asks Andy why he said she was fired after she left the show in season two. Andy gets all squirmy. Danielle said it caused her problems with other work. He says he isn’t sure he really said that. He said it was a mutual decision, we didn’t think it was working and you didn’t want to come back. In other words, he said it because she was fired but now that she is sitting right there whining about it, he is going to pussy foot around the issue. Andy says if there is a quote out there from me about that, I apologize. She thanks him for it. The whole thing was awkward and the audience laughed at her some more.

During the commercial there was apparently a heated discussion. When they came back, Andy says to his mother, “I just got read by Danielle!” He’s nervous and irritated.  They took no phone questions but will during the live after show. Y’all let me know how that goes.  It seems to me like that was just another “closure interview” a la Jill Zarin.  I don’t know why fired housewives return to the clubhouse. It’s never a good look.

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  1. Marty says

    September 9, 2013 at 12:13 am

    It was beyond awkward!

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 9, 2013 at 12:23 am

      When Danielle calls you a criminal…the term takes one to know one comes to mind.

      Reply
      • Marty says

        September 9, 2013 at 12:48 am

        And normally I’m not a Caroline fan but she apologized bitch for calling you a clown! 3 years later you’re throwing shade/?!?!?

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  2. Nicole says

    September 9, 2013 at 12:41 am

    She’s so fake! She tried to act like she is a better person now. She took a little stab at everyone really, especially Caroline Manzo about them being the same age and how they should run into each other more often but they don’t because she dines at 5 stars restaurants. Acckkkk – vomit! She’s just on there to promote her new show. I hope no one watches it, ’cause I’m not and I’m not watching Nene’s fake wedding either!

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 9, 2013 at 1:08 am

      I think Nene’s Fake Wedding looks good… There I said it.

      Reply
      • Brillke says

        September 9, 2013 at 1:21 am

        I love me some Nene. I will be watching.

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      • Nicole says

        September 9, 2013 at 12:19 pm

        And I didn’t watch Tamara & Eddie’s wedding either. Tamara gotta stop with the lips botox. Accckkk!

        Reply
  3. Urethra Franklin says

    September 9, 2013 at 1:34 am

    I sure missed my wonky eye candy Andy…But Danielle negated it because every time I see her I think of her sex video and her gross piercing on her lady bits.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 9, 2013 at 1:51 am

      Damn you! Now I have to go bleach my brain.

      Reply
  4. Tango says

    September 9, 2013 at 1:44 am

    Danielle has a way about her that is assertive and dominant. Either she knows a ton of dirt about Bravo or she’s good at faking it. Either way, I believe her about Melissa, which just goes to show Melissa’s intent from the beginning. I don’t see how Melissa can say she wants to get along with Teresa with a straight face…she is a total manipulator.

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  5. lori says

    September 9, 2013 at 2:04 am

    Oh boy! Joe and Melissa can’t even stand the Twitter crap. This is gonna fuck them all up! I can’t say that I don’t believe Danielle either. I have never liked Melissa, as I have always thought her to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing, but dammit, I wanted to hear the whole story! What did she wasn’t her to do???

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    • lori says

      September 9, 2013 at 2:05 am

      *want

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  6. calipatti says

    September 9, 2013 at 2:26 am

    I read somewhere Danielle asks how much she was getting paid for her appearance on “LIVE” and was really ticked off at Andy when she learned ZERO dollars.

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  7. Saint hella says

    September 9, 2013 at 2:38 am

    @marty I don’t think it was shade at all Caroline calling her a clown was nothing compared to the way she berated both of their daughters

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  8. Sarah says

    September 9, 2013 at 7:03 am

    It sure did sound like Danielle had some intensive public relations instructions or maybe her eldest daughter who’s studying psychology(?) has been guiding her. If I didn’t know any better I’d almost dare to use the word “normal” . . . almost! I really don’t believe there was a live audience there tonight. I ended up watching it 2x & it truly sounded like they used a laugh (& groan) track. Anyone else notice that?

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  9. Angel says

    September 9, 2013 at 9:18 am

    I thought it was typical Danielle, as she has appeared since RHONJ, and had no one to be fighting against. She tries to appear educated but like most Jersey reality folks, misuses words. She said she was precocious with OCD.

    She always has an agenda. Was she promoting her new show or the worlds ugliest white frosted eye shadow? Women her age, or anyone, IMO, should not wear that look.

    I kept thinking back to last year when all the talk was Andy and Danielle had a big meeting. People were speculating if she would return to RHONJ. Could it have resulted in him giving her a lead to producers for her 50/50 new venture?

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    • lori says

      September 9, 2013 at 10:13 am

      Or in the case of DS, “Woman” her age, or anyone, IMO, should not wear that look.

      By the way, is it just me, or did she get a lot more work done? Her face was shocking to me. She looks worse than ever.

      Reply
  10. Jeron says

    September 9, 2013 at 9:29 am

    Danielle clearly was ready to get back at Andy and he was ready to be a shady queen again.

    Danielle was right about Caroline. The clown part was not the worst thing she did. “Cop Without A Badge” was the worst thing she did (on camera).

    I am so glad that she has been outting Melissa Gorga for who she really is. She always wanted to be on the show, be famous, and shame Teresa. Teresa knew her true character from the beginning. Anyone that spreads random gossip about you to your enemies just to get on a show is scum.

    But this also makes me think that Teresa and Kim D are going hard at Melissa by spreading all those “rumours” about her. #Karma

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  11. Jeron says

    September 9, 2013 at 9:50 am

    ALSO! Does anyone else find it odd / more proof of how big Andy Cohen’s ego is that he went from @BravoAndy on Twitter to @Andy???? You are not a household name like Cher sweetie. Sorry! And you won’t be a host of a late night show on one of the major networks.

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  12. Twilly says

    September 9, 2013 at 11:40 am

    The only nice thing I have to say is that I’m glad her daughters seem to be doing well. Looks like they are growing into beautiful young women, despite Danielle being their mother.

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  13. Urethra Franklin says

    September 9, 2013 at 11:46 am

    I sort of felt that DS appearance was a full circle moment leading up to the end of the RHONJ as we know it with this cast. With the Giudice’s federal indictment, the Gorga’s trouble making, the Laurita’s money mess, the boring Manzos & Wakilies, that I expect we will see no more of these people. DS was pretty damning to most of the cast except Teresa…. Danielle’s appearance was a big shady Fuck You-ByeBye from Bravo Andy to the cast….You all know he is capable of it…

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    • sandybo says

      September 9, 2013 at 12:16 pm

      Once again you nailed it Ms. Urethra!

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      September 9, 2013 at 12:23 pm

      Oh maybe that was the fuck you. I know Andy’s motives are never to make everyone look like decent folk. 🙂

      Also, why did he take the Bravo out of his twitter name? Right after this VERY LONG vacation where I have been speculating he got married? Is he getting ready to move on from Bravo? To me the twitter name thing was the most interesting thing in the show. Y’all know how I like to speculate…

      Reply
  14. Mina says

    September 9, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    Danielle looks like Wayne Newton with longer hair. Horrific.

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    • Belinda says

      September 9, 2013 at 2:38 pm

      You are so right…I couldn’t pay attention to the conversation because I am so obsessed with her hideous face. Did she mention her’s and Caroline’s ages so that we would be thinking how good she looks ?
      Andy’s Mother looks better than she does.

      Reply
  15. chriscleo says

    September 9, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    i’m guessing andy’s mom did his hair. it did look sorta poufy.

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  16. teecee66 says

    September 9, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    ” I don’t think I’ve ever dated a straight man who even knew Twitter existed”

    But the gay men you’ve dated tweet.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 9, 2013 at 7:17 pm

      Oh there is one straight one that tweets. Forgot about him. He would not be upset by tweets…well yeah he might in that situation. But yeah the gay ones I have dated and or pretended today post.

      Reply
      • barbinga says

        September 10, 2013 at 12:07 am

        I must be waaaay younger than me, because I’m pretty sure there was no twitter on my last date/hook up days. See? You’re eons more sociable than I am as a rule.

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  17. cammierari says

    September 9, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    woohoo sounds like Danielle was sticking it to Melissa, probably because she didn’t like that Melissa denied how much contact she had with her. Danielle likes to think of herself in a certain way and Melissa acting like she wouldn’t associate with her probably pissed her off. Do I believe Danielle..? Yes, but I always thought Melissa haunted Danielle anyway because of her jealousy of Tre and wanting to “bring her down” and take her place on the show, and she saw Danielle as her way to do both.
    Andy becoming @Andy on Twitter is hilarious! I wonder what the Bravo execs think of him doing it.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 10, 2013 at 12:20 am

      That @andy thing is either massive ego, an impeding network change or both.

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      • lori says

        September 10, 2013 at 3:53 am

        So I believe the common folk must have a minimum of 6 characters in their Twitter user name. They must have made an exception for him. I guess it’s good to be the queen

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  18. barbinga says

    September 10, 2013 at 12:08 am

    ****You must be way younger…oops.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 10, 2013 at 12:25 am

      If I ever get back to my normal self, It will be one night stands for me. I am NOT willing to date anymore.

      Reply
      • barbinga says

        September 10, 2013 at 12:39 am

        I stopped in 2002! Thanksgiving night, also the same night I quit drinkin.

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