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Quotable Quotes From Below Deck

September 9, 2013 by tamaratattles 6 Comments

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“Eddie is waaaay funnier on this clip show that he was edited.”  ~me

“I would rather drag my dick through ten miles of broken whiskey bottles.” Captain Lee on the gluten-free vegan diet menu.

“CJ, if you fucking start crying again, I’m going to have to go get you some cheese for that wine you have been spouting.” ~Captain Lee

“I don’t want to have to fire anybody, but I will.” ~ Captain Lee to Sam I am.

“CJ, put a fucking sock in it.” ~Captain Lee

” A good sailor never learned a lesson in calm seas.” Captain Lee

“Nobody expects you to stand there and die.” ~ Captain Lee

“If you want to go to war with me, we can do this right here, right now, or you can just do your job.” ~Captain Lee (to Adrienne!!! 🙁 )

“Adrienne is a closet pervert.” ~ me

“Adrienne should not drink tequila.” ~me (neither should I.)

This  lost footage of Adrianne in appropriately accosting the captain my be embarrassing for her. 🙁  Sam and Kat seemed pissy that Adrienne was having all the fun for a change. They saved the sad news that Captain Lee is married for the end.

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  1. chris says

    September 10, 2013 at 12:36 am

    so is it worth watching? been waiting for your recap. i just hate sam so much i dont know if i can stand watching. all they’re doing is highlighting her confrontation with adrienne, and i am so sick to death of it. did you see ben said on twitter that he created over 250 new dishes for the charters? we barely even got to see all the beautiful food.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 10, 2013 at 12:42 am

      Lots of Captain Lee so YES! He is a don’t give a fuck, non PC kinda guy. lol. The scene at the very end where Adrienne molests him is funny and he is seriously uncomfortable. The Eddie scenes show a funny side of him we have never seen. Ben looks hotter than ever. FF Sam and Kat. CJ is virtually non existent unless Capt is calling him a worthless maggot. But yes, Watch it.

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      • chris says

        September 10, 2013 at 2:35 am

        thank you. just finished watching. they really should not have promoted only the “confrontation” between adrienne and sam. thank god it was not a HUGE part of the show tho i don’t think it deserved any more time. very nice to see eddie in a good light. he was so bland in the regular episodes. hysterical to see adrienne’s scenes. embarrassing but good for her. loved the captain. i wish they’d shown more of him in the actual show tho maybe it’s just because it was more about the crew hired for this season. well done!

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  2. Sandy says

    September 10, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    I love your recaps Tamara. I also share your adoration of Captain Lee! Finally got to see Eddie & he really does have a personality. Really hope the Captain is asked back for Season 2. It would be nice to see Ben again too. He should also be given credit in the intro. After all, there would be no yachting without him.

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  3. Mechelle says

    September 10, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    I had no idea how funny Eddie was until I saw this episode. Too bad they left so much of that out during the regular season. I was also surprise by all of Captain Lee’s great phrases. Overall, I really enjoyed the bonus episode. I can’t wait for the 2nd season.

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  4. kristina klipp says

    October 19, 2017 at 9:31 am

    Captain Lee: Right now the pucker effect is so strong you couldn’t drive a straight-pin up my ass with a 10 pound sledgehammer.

    Hahaha

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