Well, I guess when you are looking at a long stretch in the federal pen, the bright side is you can finally do a blog that says how you really feel about the job you are about to lose. And Teresa Giudice has a lot to say so she posted it on her personal blog.
Well, I loved this episode & I hated it. I loved it because I really loved the entire experience in Arizona. I love new things. You didn’t see me making fun of the counselors or putting it down or whining in bed because I really appreciated everything about it.
Way to get started by mocking Melissa for being sick. Guess that therapy with Dr. V did not take.
I hated this episode though because you got to see everyone else’s full experience with Wyatt the Horse Whisperer except mine. I know they can’t show everything, but both my brother and I were able to approach the horse with openness and honesty, and he lifted his leg for both of us. For me, it was a really big accomplishment, and I’m sorry you didn’t get to see it. I’m also sorry that Melissa chose to speak for me on Twitter and say that we all regretted not opening up for the horse. I don’t regret it because I did open up! Why she alone didn’t is for her to explain…
And, another dig at Melissa! And she really, really wants you to think she lifted the damn horses leg! And Joe too!
Everyone is afraid of something, and for me, full-grown, giant-ass animals that I’ve never been around before are it! I was so freaked out that the horse would turn around and bite me or kick me or something. It’s no joke! Maybe if I had known the horse since it was a pony, I wouldn’t have been afraid of it, but I didn’t. I had a bad experience on a horse once in Aruba. And I know animals sense fear, so that made my fear even worse!
But one thing I’m not is a quitter. I like to push myself and learn new things about myself, and I didn’t want to give up. I did get the horse to lift its leg for me, I did scrape its hoof, and I was soooooo proud of myself afterwards!
We get it, you lifted the horse’s leg, you were open to the experience.
I’m super bummed that some of the people that were there with me like Caroline and Kathy and Melissa, who saw me overcome my fear and work with the horse successfully, acted like I didn’t. Everyone is afraid of different things. Caroline grew up on a farm, so the horse was no problem for her. It was scary and different and strange for me. The next day when we were up on the high-wire, I had no problem, but Caroline had a melt-down. Heights are really hard for her. She was hysterical crying, and wouldn’t do it. I didn’t judge her or say she wasn’t opening herself up. I knew it was hard for her. I encouraged her, reminding her that I overcame my fear with the horses, and she could overcome her fear of heights.
Everyone else is lying! I am the only one you should believe! Melissa is a liar!
For Caroline to say I’m just like Melissa, and that I’m superficial, says a lot about her character. She saw that I did open myself up to the experience, so for her to lie like that makes no sense to me. I thought we were there for healing, and I certainly didn’t belittle her for her fears. She was miserable the entire trip, fighting with Albert the whole time. And she has the nerve to say I didn’t embrace it? Disappointing.
I hate Melissa! I am nothing like her! Caroline has bad character and fights with her husband! She is lying and I am open!
You could see how into the whole experience I was when Jacqueline was up there crying and I ran up to give her a hug. I was just really happy the whole time, so happy we were all there to support each other.
We were filming at the ranch for hours and hours, and at one point, natured called and my Joe got up to go to the bathroom. When he was walking back, Milania called, so he answered. He waved me over so I could talk to her too. We had been there all day, and I wanted to make sure there wasn’t anything wrong at home. I missed my girls! I can’t believe of all people that Kathy didn’t understand that, but I guess she and Rich have a limited memory for things. For Rich to talk about my husband delaying legal issues is insane to me. My husband cannot control the legal system, and Rich of all people knows this. Rich’s had his fair share of lawsuits and I would never comment about his behavior in them. Shameful.
I’m glad you got to see a lot of the good times we do have though. Joe resting his head on my shoulder. Albert opening up. Caroline saying she wanted to hug Joe. Chris saying he loved me. Jacqueline and I cleaning the bottom of each other’s shoes… I think you got to see a lot of honest interactions, and different sides to all of us.
I am happy! Everything is perfect! Nothing to see here!
I love it when she always says, ” I don’t care what other people think.”
DELUSIONAL…….
Shallow Hal, and it isn’t only Teresa.
You know you’re a nit-picky person when the most irritating bit in that whole blog was that she referred to a baby horse as pony. Ponies don’t grow up into horses, Tre!
I did not know that. What is a young horse called?
A baby horse is called a foal. Also, a baby female is a filly and a boy is a colt. I think that at about one year old they are call yearlings.
You have to be kidding.
Well she’s not the only one that didn’t know that. I grew up with the belief that all little girls wanted ponies and that those ponies would grow up to be big strong Stallions, unless they were Geldings (and/or whatever girl horses are called).
So funny, that was the thing that bugged me the most out of her blog. The whole time I was reading I kept saying to myself “a baby horse isn’t a pony!”
I can’t get the realitea recap out of my head where they made fun of Tre for hating the horse because it wasn’t sequined with pink extensions and it was just ugly brown.
Ha, I’m worse than both of you, I’m making my first post here because of it. I was trying to ignore the pony in the room, but since y’all brought it up…. 🙂
I twat with Tamara’s Twitter and figured I should de-lurk and post here too. She made me watch Tamra’s Big Gay Wedding by teasing me with Eddie on the pole, but no way can I do NJ! It’s hard enough to read about these crazy people. I am giddy at the thought of Joe & Theresa going to their respective ‘big houses though!
Thanks for your blog, Tamara! <3
I dont care what anyone else thinks I honestly believe that these people get edited however the network feels will create the most amount of drama and that they also sale their souls and sign confidentiality contracts which prohibits them from ruining the show and exposing the lies or defending themselves. If you watch this you must know that most of this stuff is fake and staged drama and its worse than a Soap Opera. Its pretty sad really but we watch it bc we are entertained. Vicious cycle.
Editing can only do so much. A person actually has to say or do something before it can be edited. We know alot of frankensteining goes on with their words and we know alot of shots are retakes but quite a bit of this is simply them being them.
Congrats on not caring what anyone thinks and feeling the need to not only share that with us but also starting your statement with that.
I agree with you 100%. Bravo may tell the cast to talk about certain things, but they do not guide them with every single conversation that is filmed and at the end of the day, they said it. Editing is so they can take out the unnecessary stuff and adding the best stuff, for drama. It i still them and their lives that get affected in the end.
Oh they guide them.
I’m a total Teresa toadie so I L.O V E this blog and I challenge you to find something she said that isn’t true. I think she’s finally had it with her asshole brother and that sister in law of hers, and she’s ready to let it rip. As long as she’s talking about her own business instead of theirs, I’m FINE with it, and think it’s about time. So glad she finally called out Caroline though, even if it was a little catty.
I also did not know ponies didn’t become horses. Obviously I pass the stupid-enough-to-be-a-Tre-fan test 🙂
Did I miss it, or did Mego skip over Caroline too in her drunken toast? All I saw was her schmoozing Kathy and Richie…
Considering there is no cast member named Mego, I don’t know who you’re referring to. I’m sure you weren’t using a nickname since in HUGE letters above the comment box TT clearly says NOT TO USE THEM.
Oh ruh roh, lol. MELISSA GORGA.
Apparently a certain place where that is common is offline today. In other news, I just broke a veneer in half eating pistachios! FUCK!!!
No, she included Caroline. I watched a longer clip of it, and she only left out Teresa. SHe also gave her a “haha bitch” look.
Ok. I didn’t see the Caroline part but I did see that look. I figured/hoped it was just editing and she wasn’t being THAT obvious…lol.
First time commenting! This site is great.
1- TT, sorry about your veneer!! Ouch! Love this recap.
2- I started getting riled up thinking that the other site you referred to had somehow banned me for replying to a commenter who was saying ignorant things about autism. I had a bad moment of taking things too personally.
3- I like that nicknames aren’t allowed.
Hope you’re taking care and being well.
Challenge certain things she said that was not true?
1. Melissa and Melissa ONLY is the reason her brother did not talk to her
2. Caroline told her that Jacqueline was a stripper
3. She has no skeletons in her closet (The biggest lie she has told, ala indictment, bankruptcy, sibling rivalry). This was in the s1 finale
4. Kathy and Richie were about to divorce
5. Saying that she never called Melissa a gold-digger
6. She did not purposely leave out Kathy in the toast
7. Jacqueline set her up for the entire Posche Fashion show thingy (most of it was production).
There are many, many more but she is not the only one with her fair share of lies amongst this cast. They are recording the reunion as we speak, so they could be tearing up one another.
Duh, I meant find something in Tre’s latest blog-which is what TT wrote about-that wasn’t true, not give me a list of things you think Teresa has lied about.
Oh, my bad. That still does not change the fact that she is delusional and a compulsive liar.
I am so not buying what she is selling
Ponies are small horse breeds. Less than 14 hands high. There are specific breeds that are classified as “pony” breeds while any horse that is less than 14 hands high is also considered to be a pony. Baby horses are called foals-female being a filly and a male being a colt. Horses 101!!
I grew up on a farm and had a huge love of horses…
I really could be her ghost writer. That would be a good gig. I wonder how you hook that up.
Oh and people call horses ponies. Get over it. Especially racehorses. Especially…those type of people.
I hopes she knows she is spewing pure shit but I honestly am beginning to think she’s mentally ill.
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o.k. its time to hit the donate button again
YESSSS!!!! LOL.
And I actually think Tre does the bagel head fairly well. I have had the displeasure of seeing a bagel headed housewife up close in person with just a fake bagel on top of a bald head. Not mentioning any names, do not want to see it in court again.
Lol “fake bagel on top of a bald head”! Like no one could tell the bun was fake, even though the head was sparse..thanks for the laugh!
legal disclaimer: the above post is not based on an actual housewife and may or may not be fictional, or my opinion, or something. Please stop trying to sue me.
Damn, you are too funny with those disses about that housewife, or former housewife.
I grew up on a flower and vegetable farm. So, don’t you call any young seedlings or buds by a non horticulture name. I will strike blight on every salad bite.
That bun should go under the title…”Don’t let this happen to you!”
She looks like a human barbell.
LOL, love the recap. yeah yeah yeah melissa doesn’t support her even tho she says only loving things about melissa all the time. we get it. i only wish she’d done the burning ceremony with melissa like she did with jacqueline.
[oops — the “we get it” refers to teresa’s post, not to yours.]
ew, was yahooing how to spell jacqueline’s name and i found a site for celebrity feet and teresa’s on it? ew ew ew
Why? Oh why? Now I have to look, dammitt! Are Nene’s feet there! I love her but her feet are bad. She has an extra toe and everything.
it’s wiki feet. ew ew ew. comment re teresa’s feet: “tanned meaty toes”. arrr i’ve gone blind!
Oh ya! TT! The Challenge is on tonight at 10 if you wanna blog it! Sorry, I know you asked me to tell you on Twitter but I don’t have an account because I can’t understand anything anyone says on there.
Thanks I am DVRing it. Catching up on Master Chef after watching big brother. And quit saying RT is better than me, dammit! j/k I love them too.
If it was Melissa who felt she was not rightly shown lifting a horse’s leg, she’d be all over that sh!t. And you just know that if Teresa was whiny and saying she’d rather be partying instead of at the horse therapy, Melissa would be all over that too. And somehow it’d be all Teresa’s fault…. Call it out Teresa!
Rumor goin around today that Teresa’s getting fired. The fact that she’d blast Bravo like this kind of lends some credibility to it, though I have no idea what they’ll do without her. RHONJ is definitely long overdue for a cast shake-up, though.
um TRE is about to do hard time. She will not be back. In fact the whole thing may be scrapped because Chris and Jaq could be next. Bravo picked up a Manzo spinoff which my sources tell me is to bring some levity back to Jersey.
Oh God… a Manzo spinoff??? Snoozefest. Unless maybe they bring in some of Caroline’s siblings, like her animal loving sister or her gay brother or something. I can’t even imagine watching a show about the immediate family. I am really surprised that Albert would agree to another show. He looks like he hates being on reality tv as it is.
which is why they have been bickering…
sorry, I have known this for quite awhile I could not tell you for so long and then forgot. Yes, it is the hnew kinder, gentler, housewives…
Good. I think last season was just too much. Too much screaming and fighting at the reunion. It was interesting at first, but now we see it’s never ending…they will always have the same tired war going on with this cast.
I FUCKING BROKE MY VENEER! I want to write a whole post about how pissed off I am. sorry.
I am sorry. Does it hurt? I’ve never had veneers although I should probably get some someday when I can afford it…
no it doesn’t. My prob is I COULD AFFORD IT THen… but now I am crazy and poor. I wasn’t expecting to be crazy. sigh.
Darn. Where’s Jill Zarin when you need her? She helped poor Cynthia with her veneer..lol.
…or was it Cindy? She was so boring I forgot her name…
I do think the editing was off when it came to Teresa and the horse because it did move a bit and made a sound, but it then was edited badly to Teresa running away. I don’t know about Joe lifting the horse.
Didn’t she just give away part of the upcoming episode, saying Caroline had a meltdown about the high-rope? And Caroline said that you and Melissa were the same person in the premiere for Season 3 (even though I know that she is not reading).
6 more episodes until the reunion and then RHOA for me. Is there any other Housewives shows that I should bother watching?
No.
I hope the Manzo spinoff is not happening…they are soooo lame! If/when Tre gets fired, they can just replace her w/ Melissa’s family, they seem about as delusional and crazy.
The Manzo spinoff is a go. It’s supposed to be a very positive family show according to sources.
Does bravo honestly think ratings for that show will be halfway decent? Didn’t they have to make Boys to Manzo a web show because no one would watch it?
They really dropped the ball in not bringing on any fresh faces these last two seasons.
Love these comments…”natured called”, baby horses, wiki feet and tanned meaty toes! LOL Teresa writes just like she talks (someone said delusional, I agree) I can actually visualize her insane “blinking” and licking her lipgloss or whatever ,that thing she does with her mouth. Did anyone ever hear how her fundraiser turned out? I know she very gallantly suggested the proceeds go to Nephcure. (alrighty then) And why do they make a BIG production out of being away somewhere and they just can’t BEAR to be seperated from the kids…..MILANIA CALLED, oh my! She and Joe will just probably have seperate nervous breakdowns if they have to “go away” for real for a long time.
I think Tre is serious about Nephcure, I will give her that.
Teresa’s elderly parents will be saddled with these 3 wild girls (I say three bc Gabriella seems the most low maintenance). I do feel bad for her children.
Well! Teresa might have someone else writing her blog at times but she definitely wrote this one! Was I the only one who caught where she said “had I known the horse since it was a pony?” Oh gracious.
Yes. You were the only one to notice.
You realize she will not read this comment either,,,
Womp
Oh now I see everyone had plenty to say about that. I was late. I need to catch up but I’m having trouble caring about this contrived storyline anymore.
Just read that there court date was moved to February 2013.