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Below Deck Reunion: Sam is a Hideous Person

September 2, 2013 by tamaratattles 34 Comments

belowdeckcrewBefore we even start, I need to ask everyone on twitter to go here and follow Captain Lee @capthlr  this is a NEW RULE for posting on TT, smitsa/sasha  seems to think I need to list my posting rules, but as the dicatator here I will just let you know when I think of them. P.S. She also thinks it is against the law to edit your comments to make you look stupid, it’s not. Shape up or Ship OUT is my motto. 🙂  Anyway, I have a HUGE problem when the Captain does not get an intro. So PLEASE tweet @bravotv and @bravoandy and @bravopr to express your displeasure. Again, this is an order. 🙂  Also you can follow Adrienne here. I watched the first look and  was APPALLED at her treatment as if she was the problem and not Cunty McCuntface Sam.

But let’s get on with the show. It starts with NO CAPTAIN. It never occurred to me that the Captain and the two real engineers that ran the ship were uncredited. It speaks well that Andy deigned to let our Captain on the reunion. But seriously? Captain Stubing had a credit on The Love Boat. Seriously, if  you guys do not manage to get me my Captain Lee back, there will be hell to pay.

I am not sure I can watch the first 15 minutes of this again. ADRIENNE DID NOTHING WRONG and Sam is a queef.  First CJ says he is the one that called the cops because his girlfriend had a fit when she saw the show.

BelowSamAdrienne explains that they draw a salary and the tip whining is ridiculous. Ben is not single CJ is called a douche. I think Adrienne and Ben hooked up. Go Adrienne! I can’t believe anyone on twitter would fault Adrienne for trying to manage a cunt and a drunk. I mean come on. Now Sam is saying she applauds Adrienne for dealing with HER FAULTS? My head is literally exploding. Okay not literally but I feel an aneurism coming on. I am furious by this attack on Adrienne by both Sam and Kat!

I really hate that Andy wants to pretend like we do not know that the guests paid 10%  of the normal fee to be on the show because they are so money hungry they actually auditioned people to PAY 25K to be on the show.

Adrienne has been asked to bring in hookers while working elsewhere. Now it is the Kat’s drunken sizzle reel. So lovely. Oh and Hey KAT! You can’t “bone” anyone. Kat admits her behavior was out of control. But she is not addressing it.

I really do not care about Sam and CJ hooking up.  I think CJ is trying to make the GF jealous on TV.

FINALLY, time for The Captain! AKA The sexiest man on the boat!  The back row needs to stay. The front row needs to go!  Alecks is  douchebag.  CJ is a lying  sack of shit.  The captain said he would work with Kat again so she is coming back. We will lose, Sam (THANK GOD), CJ (YES!) and ALECKS (Praise Jesus) . Kat admits she was a drunk.

I HATE that people keep ganging up on Adrienne! I HATE SAM and the entire front row.

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  1. Karen says

    September 2, 2013 at 11:47 pm

    SPOT ON GIRLFRIEND, I HATE CJ AND SAM, TOO… RUDE, OBNOXIOUS ASSWIPES!!

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    • Joan says

      September 4, 2013 at 4:50 am

      Agreed. Obviously, few of these people have worked in the ‘real world’ where you’re written up/disciplined when you disobey your manager, come to work drunk, drink on the job or disparage the owner of the company (boat/captain). Never mind having a yearly review of your mistakes, accomplishments, etc. Can’t imagine any of them (except the Captain or Ben maybe) making it in the 9 – 5 world. Perhaps that is why the live in the charter/La La world.

      The fact that Sam still smirks and tries to defend her immature behavior shocked me. Even after seeing the footage, no hind sight. I feel sorry for whomever she works for next.

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      • SBrown says

        September 12, 2019 at 12:47 am

        Not a fan of “I’m a happy person” Sam. Her constant smirk is a result of severe underbite…

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  2. chriscleo says

    September 2, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    i did tweet bravo tv, but under a different name. can’t wait to watch the reunion show when i get home. look, as a former manager i think adrienne did wrong in not pitching in to help and in coming down hard on kat, instructing her on how to redo sam’s work, but considering her superiors didnt back her up she was stuck between a rock and a hard place. not totally blameless but not deserving the crap treatment. why the heck kat stayed friends w sam when sam dumped her workload on her and could care less is beyond me. aleks is selfish and boring, and i hope he doesnt come back. he has a lot of nerve thinking he should come back as the captain.

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    • chris says

      September 3, 2013 at 4:11 am

      just watched. i want to smack sami the chin in said chin. what a smirking asswipe she is. don’t know if you saw her mother made excuses for her on her bravo blog comments and re her arrest record. how she keeps getting away with shit is beyond me. feel bad for kat re the harassment. if i were her boss i would have backed her up and talked with the charter guy after letting the captain know in case he wanted to be the one to do it. nobody expected this to happen (that was a shockingly blatant act — who sees that kind of thing in a job situation?) so i think because of her inexperience as chief stew adrienne can be excused for not making the right choice there. but i don’t blame kat for being hurt and upset that her boss didn’t back her up. she did nothing wrong and she was treated like a THING by the charter guest. i think dave is cute and maybe that makes him more interesting to watch but i think eddie is a stick in the mud and not worth watching for another season. something must be great about him for the captain to want him back, tho. i have been following the captain on twitter but he seems mainly to retweet a ton of stuff.

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      • Captain Lee says

        September 3, 2013 at 8:35 am

        Sorry about that, I’m new to twitter and I’ll try to get the hang of it. Still learning.

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      • chris says

        September 3, 2013 at 2:14 pm

        OMG if that is really you, bravo! just glad you are on twitter coz otherwise don’t think we’d have known you’d even be willing to come back. you were great!

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        • tamaratattles says

          September 3, 2013 at 2:24 pm

          yep! It’s the captain! 🙂

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      • Trina says

        February 17, 2020 at 8:50 pm

        Sam you are arrogant rude disrespectful and you should be in a room by yourself and you made a complete ass out of yourself and your parents I’m sure

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  3. French says

    September 3, 2013 at 12:39 am

    Can’t wait to watch in the morning! Hope i don’t get to frustrated with the chin and her cohorts. Thanks for updates!

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  4. Brillke says

    September 3, 2013 at 1:41 am

    I’m going to apologize now for any rules I will be breaking in the future. When you punish me, please don’t be too harsh.

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  5. vivaladiva831 says

    September 3, 2013 at 7:56 am

    Before I go follow captain lee, I have to say I already follow Eddie bc I LOVE him, he was my fave on the show!

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  6. James says

    September 3, 2013 at 8:33 am

    Booo Andy for implying that public opinion via twitter skewed against Adrienne and not following up by asking long chili dog faced sam about her flaws . Anyone who tweeted that Adrienne was rude to sam and kat is most likely a lazy recalcitrant fuck just like them anyway. Speaking of fuckwads, I can’t believe aleks said that lying lush kat should be head stew over Adrienne.

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    • C.Dag says

      September 3, 2013 at 12:41 pm

      James, you are a 100% correct!!! Andy let Sam off by not holding her accountable for her obvious wrongdoing and let poor Adrienne take an undeserved beating. And luv “long chili dog faced sam” description. Cold but true. Cannot stand her.

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  7. eg says

    September 3, 2013 at 9:37 am

    I watched this reunion show last nite, and I must say, that Sam (& CJ) is a piece of work, loosely disguised as a human being. Her smug, eternally smirky funky attitude toward Adrienne,the capt. and anyone in authority is sickening. She has the imaginary “balls” to lecture someone on how to be a leader.She is disgusting. (and she will make an ugly older woman as she ages, you can see it, all chin) And CJ is just an aging pos, still searching for his youth and relevancy. Too late for both. I think Capt. Lee handled himself very well, and called it like he saw it. Eddie, Dave and esp. Ben were the best. Adrienne was serious about the job that needed to be done, and I don’t think S, CJ and even K appreciated that.. Aleks is zzzzzz.

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  8. C.Dag says

    September 3, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    I hate Sam and her little smirk. And poor Adrienne who did nothing wrong was trashed by Sam and CJ while Andy said nothing to defend her. Jerks, Sam and CJ who have no respect for authority, should have been ones trashed. When caught breaking a known rule, they refuse to admit any wrongdoing. Should have just said “I lied about where and what I would be doing and instead hung off bow of boat and drank a beer. I was wrong and I am sorry.” Sam should not have been given full pay. She is spoiled and thinks she in entitled. If she comes back, won’t watch

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  9. C.Dag says

    September 3, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    Watching Below Deck Reunion, did anyone think Kat looked different? Like she had a nose job or something done to her face. She looked a lot better on reunion than she ever looked on show. Just wondering or is it just me.

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    • Frederick uncut says

      September 3, 2013 at 1:35 pm

      I don’t think she had any work done, I think her much healthier appearance corroborates her claim that she has cut way back on the drinking.

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    • SB says

      September 3, 2013 at 2:07 pm

      To me she looks like she’s started working out, and possibly her face is no longer bloated from so much alcohol. I thought she looked great!

      Reply
    • chris says

      September 3, 2013 at 2:12 pm

      looked to me like she lost some weight and got more tanned. but from her comments on the show, twitter, and facebook, doesn’t sound as if the drinking has cut down at all. just conjecture, tho.

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    • Skeeter says

      September 6, 2013 at 4:55 am

      She looks like she lost weight to me.

      Reply
  10. SB says

    September 3, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    I don’t like Sam, but I wouldn’t mind seeing her on another season. She added drama!

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  11. chris says

    September 3, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    i liked aleks at first. he seemed serious and was attractive. but it became clear that he was jealous of the captain and could care less about supporting the other manager (adrienne) from the beginning. maybe because he wanted to be the only one in charge, or maybe it’s just one chin supporting another. he said he didn’t witness anything with sami so he didn’t realize how bad she was until he caught her and CJ dead to rights, then he still clearly didn’t care about supporting adrienne as a second in command should have done. this is part of a conversation he had on twitter last night that shows what a pig he was about her:

    “Dina ‏@Rarelydive:
    @BravoAndy @AdrienneGang @captaleks @capthlr Why was Adrienne allowed to get friendly w/ last charter. Dancing, lemon shots etc
    7:10 PM – 2 Sep 13”
    Tweet text
    Reply to @Rarelydive @BravoAndy @AdrienneGang @Captaleks @capthlr

    “Aleks Taldykin ‏@Captaleks 16h:
    @Rarelydive @BravoAndy @AdrienneGang @capthlr because she’s a ‘pro'”

    took it that he’s intimating she’s a prostitute/ho. real classy, aleks

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  12. eg says

    September 3, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    @sb yeah she added drama, but she is still a piece of work (to me) and I’m being nice. Kat did look better, possibly from what other commenters said, working out being more health conscious etc. That nose job “look” can also be achieved with good makeup shading. All in all she did look better.

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  13. PoohkiePie says

    September 3, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    Kat truly looked different in her face, and was speaking differently too, more tightly in the jaw. I wondered if she had had her jaw wired shut (she also looked about 15 lbs lighter) and googled as such, but no hits on that particular theory. The tightness also reminds me of people who are on a high dosage of adderrall. Does anyone agree with me? Regardless, she’s my fave crew member and I just want to be her BFF So I can constantly tell her how awesome I think she is.

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  14. Enough Already says

    September 3, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    First…I love you Captain Lee….can’t stand pie face, long chin disgusting human being Sam and whoever told CJ that he was cute lied to him…Kat ha cut back on drinking and lost weight….that’s why she looks different..

    You’re right, how come there was no introduction for the man of the show..Capt. Lee….

    I’m beginning to dislike Andy more and more…

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  15. mustangsal says

    September 3, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    Well, it’s unanimous…Sammy the Chin needs to go, Alecks’ opinion of himself usurps anyone else’s, Kat dropped some lbs., fessed up to drinking on the charter (proving herself a liar), and CJ, well CJ just needs to go find a boogie board refinishing shop to work at part time. Oh, and I almost forgot…Captain Lee rawks!

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    • yevon says

      September 4, 2013 at 1:59 pm

      ahahahahaha at Sammy the chin. she looks like j leno daughter. and she, sam has the face of a man. I hate her too

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  16. Pam1234 says

    September 4, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    I think Adrienne was inexperienced as the boss – which should be the leader. It always works better if you say let’s go…and work along side the people you supervise. I think that would have worked in addition to seeing Sam did her job and not use Kat to pick up the slack. That was so unfair. As far as Alex, he should know in the setting of a boat captian – what he says goes without question. In the military you do not get to question orders. You have to obey them. He of all people should know he was way off base talking about the captian to the rest of the crew. Also, when you assign a punishment it has to stick. If you waiver and change your mind it sends the message you are not sure of your decisions. Big mistake. Sam and CJ should stick to spring break events because they are unfit to work a job. Sam’s mom does her no favor defending her bad behavior but that is probably how she got to where she is now – an adult who acts like a spoiled 6 year old.

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  17. Becstar says

    September 5, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    NO one is going to address Sam’s ridiculous faux British accent she kept throwing around? WTF was that? I wish Ben would’ve called her out at the reunion on how stupid she sounded.

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    • Sue Shea says

      August 19, 2019 at 4:07 pm

      OMG Thank you! I couldn’t believe *no one* called her out on her new accent.

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  18. Dave says

    September 5, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    Sam is biggest piece of trash I have ever seen. Only reason the crew suggested Kat should be boss instead of adrienne is beacuse they probably all did her.

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  19. Jennifer says

    September 6, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    Sam is just a younger version of the loser CJ. The top row were the serious professionals (although Adrienne was over her head). She has a good attitude and wants to improve. Sam is too immature to have a job. She is a blockhead and is destined to be a bad employee and rotten, selfish person forever. Adrienne knew from the beginning Sam was a bratty loser. Adrienne and Ben both impressed the guests more than the other staff. The photographers, Simon and the Lesbians all appreciated Adrienne. The loser crew members caused her all the problems: Kat, Sam, CJ and the inexperienced Aleks. Did you notice Andy put himself in the douche bag lower row?

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  20. Big Ang says

    September 24, 2013 at 6:14 am

    So happy to find this blog because just like you I was APPALLED by the treatment Adrienne received on that reunion show from the likes of Sam and CJ (and even Aleks and Kat to a degree.) When Andy said the twitterverse was anti-Adrienne and pro Kat & Sam I had a “am I living in an alternative universe?” type moment. “Who are these people?” “Have they ever had jobs?” Seriously, that’s what I thought.

    I agree with the comment that Adrienne was inexperienced as a leader and made mistakes but it’s obvious those smug delusional little effers CJ and Sam have no clue how the real world works. The word that kept popping into my head watching them sneer, roll their eyes and in general act like self-righteous douches was “Brat.” Newsflash CJ and Sam: You’re going to have exasperating bosses for the rest your lives assholes. Grown ups suck it up and do their jobs no questions asked. And you have NO CLUE what anyone else’s job entails until you are in their shoes.

    Other thoughts:
    I think Aleks and Sam joined the Adrienne pile-on because they thought it made them look popular or better liked. Meh.
    Captain Lee’s “give two fucks” attitude cracked me up.
    I had a crush on Ben until he hooked up with Kat. Eww.
    Dave is the classiest person on this show but his fiancee gave me druggie vibes. I hope I’m wrong. Dave was awesome.

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