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RHONJ: It’s All About The Horseshit

September 1, 2013 by tamaratattles 31 Comments

RHONJGreggy2I am so excited about the horse therapist on RHONJ this week! I blogged Big Brother first for a change because I feel like this is going to be a heavy episode.  Let’s see how it goes…

I love how Tre and Juicy already don’t want to do it. Chris did a great job because he is a great person would not ever rip off a charity  for his own personal gain. I do kind of believe that about Chris…he seems like a good guy to me, but then again I am a terrible judge of character. Aw, I feel like Rosie myself sometimes.  I’m not gay (ahem unless chatting with some of you privately 🙂  after a few beers…) but it is weird not being married when the whole rest of the world is.  I get the whole going through life alone thing all too well.

Was it the THERAPIST who said Melissa was doing a whore on the stroll walk? Was that frankenbite? The therapist talks to her about the difference between being nice and being manipulative.  Melissa, Joe and Tre could not lift the horse’s leg. Interesting. I am falling for this shit, hook, line and sinker. Shutup! 

RHONJ GREGGYSo he calls up Kathy and Rich. He has already told Rich he makes smartass remarks to hide his  feelings.. Juicy gets up to make a phone call and Tre follows him.  So of course we think he is calling his girlfriend, but  no, production just tells him to call the kids mid-filming because that is perfectly normal.

The therapist is good. I am just saying. Rich takes it to mean he is a bad guy. The therapist tells Juicy and Tre to turn off their damn phones.  Next up is Jaq. She cries. Tre tells Jac how to do it despite wussing out of it herself.

Juicy goes in and he is scared because the horse moved and then the whole point of this scene happens. It’s all about production having a way to bring up the court stuff.

Oh Albert.

I love Caroline and Al.

Rich nails the fact that Juicy keep putting off the inevitable, and Tre acts like everything is fine. Kathy got the fact that none of them seemed to care when it was her turn. Am I alone in thinking this was very insightful?

Tre says she doesn’t get it, she doesn’t have weaknesses, she is not trying to impress people.  It’s sad that Tre and Melissa and Joe didn’t get the exercise. Tre wears the spangly thong suit on her chuckalina in the hot tub with Juicy. She says about Joe, “My husband is a truthful guy and he doesn’t deserve any of this which make Tre the most delusional person on the planet. Your “truthful” husband lied about his identity to get a DRIVERS LICENSE. And has 39 counts of fraud against him as do you! (If you have not  read the details of that, you must do so here.) Both of you are so far from truthful!

Oh look more therapy!  Everyone is over it, but I actually want to go to Miraval! It’s like Baptist church camp! Tre is such a bitch about Kathy’s moment..  But she does a burning ceremony with Jaq.

Um cops are swarming the ghetto don’t know what is up. I heard a lot of stuff but I thought it was leftover fire works….

UM OMG at JAQ’s HAIR. Does production hate her?

I am sorry. I just can’t blog anymore tonight. I will do OC and Tamra’s wedding tomorrow.

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Filed Under: Caroline Manzo, Chris Manzo, Gia Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita, Joe Giudice, Joe Gorga, Kathy Wakile, Melissa Gorga, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice

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  1. Puravidacostarica says

    September 1, 2013 at 11:12 pm

    Wyatt’s “schtick” with the horses is really a trip if you ever do it. It is an exercise in self-confidence more than anything. I thought it was very insightful and would highly recommend it if you ever go to Miraval.

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    • Katelin says

      September 1, 2013 at 11:38 pm

      The resort looks really upscale online. Does it still look like that. i couldn’t really tell on the show.

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  2. Katelin says

    September 1, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    The horse therapy was extremely informative. I don’t have animals, but, I’m told they really can sense fear and insincerity. Melissa and Tre exhibited both. Their lack of trust for each other may be life-long and I’m really over seeing them fake evening liking each other.

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    • Jarlath says

      September 1, 2013 at 11:42 pm

      Is Melissa afraid that if Teresa goes to jail, the show will be cancelled and she won’t be able to feed her narcissism?

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    • anjannett says

      September 2, 2013 at 5:44 pm

      Pardon my directness here but…I think Teresa was working from the wrong end.

      She should have been working from the horses @$$, end. She might have been more successful there with lifting the horses hoof at the fetlock.

      Rrrrrreeeeeerrrrrrffffttttt!

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  3. lori says

    September 2, 2013 at 2:27 am

    Hope everything is okay in your hood Tamara. I like caroline’s observation about tre and Melissa being the same person. Although this is not the first time she’s said that, I think the way they have been showing things lately on the show, there’s no arguing it, and anyone who blamed everything on tre all this time are hopefully finally starting to see that Melissa is just as guilty for the state of affairs in their relationship and family. They are both insecure, self absorbed control freaks who want everyone to love them and think they’re the best. Yuck.

    With all the legal stuff we know about some of these people, I have a hard time watching a lot of it and care about these people. For me, what Chris and jaq did stealing money from a charity actually rubs me more wrong than tre and juicy stealing from the banks. It’s just super gross.

    I guess the thing that I am most taking away from this episode (although at times it can be difficult), is to remember that it’s not all about the dick.

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    • Mina says

      September 3, 2013 at 9:26 am

      Hahahahahhahaha! Hilarious. You are so right.

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  4. lori says

    September 2, 2013 at 2:32 am

    Oh, I forgot to ask, was the premier of tamra’s wedding show tonight. I didn’t set my dvr to record it, but when I just looked it up, my dvr is showing tomorrow night as a new episode. I’m confused.

    Oh, and Tamara, if you want someone to go to Miraval with, hit me up. Two single chicks who can probably both use lots of therapy and healing. Sounds like a blast. Lol

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      September 2, 2013 at 2:25 pm

      The show premieres tonight on Monday. On Sunday night it was just a 15 minute preview of the show…

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      • lori says

        September 2, 2013 at 3:22 pm

        Thanks UF.

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        • tamaratattles says

          September 2, 2013 at 3:45 pm

          I refuse to get dragged in to the nail polish trick.

          Chick Flick Cherry

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  5. Chaun says

    September 2, 2013 at 9:10 am

    I’m lost, Can someone tell me what Teresa did to breakup the friendship w/ Jaqueline?

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    • Wauline Snowden says

      September 5, 2013 at 6:28 pm

      Well I don’t think there will be any spin-offs from this mentally disturbed group!!!

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    • Wauline Snowden says

      September 5, 2013 at 6:29 pm

      Watch the episodes online.

      Reply
  6. barbinga says

    September 2, 2013 at 11:15 am

    I need the horse guy. Like several days one on one. This would cost thousands and thousands, right? Like almost remortgage?

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  7. teecee66 says

    September 2, 2013 at 11:59 am

    I’m a pessimist. I think the horse takes it’s cue from the guy. The guy sausage lift the foot, he lifts his foot. The guy says no lifty, he no lifty. I thought their amazement ( especially Melissa’s) that the guy knew anything about her was hysterical. Yep. Not like your whorey face aunt been on TV the last few years. The guy with the magical horse that judges character and gets a horsey boner on cue finds out that he is going to be on TV. Sure, he’s NOT going to seek out episodes of this show that he’d never watch in a million years.

    I thought ths show was entirely filler because its a holiday weekend and no one was supposed to be home watching rhonj. They usually do a clip show or recap.

    I did find the flashes of the roadrunner coupled with Ritchie’s scenes funny. Because he kind of is Wile E. Coyote. Not as smart as he thinks and made to look like a doofus at every turn.

    Sorry, but just like a dead person not being any more interesting dead than alive, Kathy being on the show does not make her more interesting. She is blah. When they try to develop her storyline it’s like torture. I not care. I couldn’t make myself care if I wanted to, and anyway, WHY shoud I try to find her interesting when she s not and plenty of other things are. Like Malania. More Malania an less Kathy. Hell, my toenails are more interesting Han Kathy. I realized that last night when I was distracted by them and started shaping and painting them while Zbravo was trying to get me to give a shit about Kathy and Richie’s marriage. Cajun Shrimp, in case you wondered.

    I bet you are conjuring up a response about OPI now and not Kathy. Am I right? That was an experiment to prove that, in fact, my toenails are more interesting than Kathy. And not just to me. To strangers on the Internet who (hopefully) don’t even like me. You reading ths Bravo?

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    • SaraK says

      September 2, 2013 at 2:13 pm

      Dang you TC! I hate when you are right…I am now focused on Cajun Shrimp, wondering if you have mad toe skills with a design on your big toe and totally forgot all about what’s-her-name and her d-bag husband

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    • cammierari says

      September 2, 2013 at 2:45 pm

      Kathy is a boring old frump who tries to paint a picture of her life that isn’t true. From the money, to the great marriage, to the model children, none of what she pretends to have is true. We can SEE it, and we aren’t fooled by her TH’s and blogs. She is just another fake, trying to curry favor with viewers by pretending.
      Now I will see your cajun shrimp and raise you miami beet!

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      • teecee66 says

        September 2, 2013 at 3:03 pm

        That is true. But you can still be all that and still be interesting. I think that describes teresa, Jacqueline, Melissa and Caroline too. But they are (mostly) ill dynamic enough to hold your attention. She is not. And she whines about it incessantly. Like it’s someone else’s fault that she has no charisma.

        Miami beet is pretty for this time of year. It’s almost time for me o change to Deusch you want me baby.

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      • cammierari says

        September 2, 2013 at 4:19 pm

        yeah I was thinking myself as I was typing the description of Kathy that it was probably true about all of them. I love Tre, so I am insisting in my head that it isn’t true about her, but I’m not opening that can of worms. We have enough going on with the battle of the pedi-color.
        And in that vein-does anyone have the name (or the #) of a gel polish I can get for my manicure next week? I’m going to CABO with the fabulous husband for my annual 1 week respite from caring for my mother. If it looked a lot like Miami Beet or No Spain, No Gain I would be forever indebted. Thanks 🙂

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    • lori says

      September 2, 2013 at 3:22 pm

      Yep, Me too. I’m sitting here envisioning what the color Cajun shrimp looks like. Made me lol.

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      • JrLeaguer says

        September 2, 2013 at 6:18 pm

        It is an awesome seems to go with everything color. I have it on right now. Not ready to give up my summer color yet.

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    • LMV says

      September 3, 2013 at 10:24 am

      I like Kathy. I find her interesting but I am still doing the basic French manicure from the 90’s so not much to stare at here. My bigger question is “I have been away for awhile. When did Adult behavior become appreciated?”

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  8. SB says

    September 2, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    ugh this was a boring episode. Yeah, I’m surprised Kathy and Rich are still on the show, but part of me has to respect them a bit for living within their means, and not in some mcmansion that they bought with fake bank records. I also wanted to punch Tre, Melissa, and Joey for not doing the damn bit with the horse.

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  9. RoibinR says

    September 2, 2013 at 5:20 pm

    And why would T give a s… about Kathy — she who started trouble w/T on her first episode (the christening) and was mean mean mean to T at reunions. Richie is dirty and disgusting and Kathy has encouraged his mean mean mean statements regarding her flesh and blood. Give Kathy a break? I wouldn’t if I were T!

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    • jayden213 says

      September 2, 2013 at 6:58 pm

      Oh yes, and Tre never did anything to Kathy, alright. Remember the toast in Season 4?

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  10. jayden213 says

    September 2, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    Wow, I just watched this episode and it showed me a lot. I missed on the past 2 episodes and I’m re watching them now.

    This episode actually showed me how shady and superficial Melissa and Joe is. I was aware of it before, but it came on the forefront in this episode to me. The horse thing was very interesting. All I know is that Melissa is going to be ripped a new one on the reunion. I don’t know if anyone caught it, but the horse made a noise and shuffled when Teresa touched it, but i was edited in a weird way. Can anyone explain it?

    This episode was not bad, and not as draining as the others in this episode. Kathy really needs help with her wardrobe, and I agreed with Caroline wholeheartedly about Teresa and Melissa (for once). Nothing to say about Jacqueline. From the previews of next week, Melissa is just making herself look worse.

    Did anyone hear about the Joe Gorga cheating scandal?

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  11. LMV says

    September 3, 2013 at 10:55 am

    I know this totally ridiculous and I will probably get blasted for it, but does anyone else hate the way Teresa says daughter? It always make me think she is talking about a medical condition. Goiter maybe?

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  12. Mary says

    September 3, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    Teresa is saying on Twitter that she did lift the horse’s leg, but it was edited out of the show.

    This is the first time I’m commenting here, and I’m talking about a horse’s leg. Oy.

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  13. mamaline47 says

    September 5, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    Teresa needs to go to jail because she is still in denial about what she has done, maybe she will believe it then!!!

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    • Dlister says

      September 5, 2013 at 7:51 pm

      Not jail, prison. And I agree. She WILL be wearing prison-orange for quite a while, and not be able to do her bagel-head.

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