Why do catastrophes always strike when a housewives show starts? (I sort fed Banjo some bleach, oops. Sounds worse than it is, I think everything is fine). Anyway, Tre has arrived at Melissa’s with the kids and some cupcakes. Remember the bankruptcy filing said something about her trying to start a cupcake business? This is the second time she has brought cupcakes to a scene. Both times they looked like they came from grocery store (in the requisite grocery store clear box).
Milania is climbing on Melissa’s microphone boom in her fancy studio while Tre and Melissa talk. Melissa shows Tre the mock-up for her new book cover. Tre has a good point that if it is a book about her marriage Joe should probably be in the cover shot. Meanwhile, Melissa says it is highly suspicious that all of these stories about Melissa cheating on Joe are coming out right when her book is supposed to come out. She suspects Tre in her talking heads. These two have a VERY uneasy truce.
Meanwhile, poor Nick is traumatized because Jaq has been gone getting plastic surgery for days. Jac was surprised that he was aware that she left. Frankly, so is everyone.
I have liked Rich since the show began despite everyone else not really feeling the love, but I ran out of love for him last season. I am annoyed by pretty much everything about him. Meanwhile, Joe Gorga, Rich and Chris go to a cigar bar and talk about their wives. Joe Gorga is going to have a birthday party for Melissa in Arizona or somewhere. Later, everyone is meeting for some sort of get together at a middle eastern restaurant. Joe Gorga invites everyone to a spa in Arizona and they are all in especially Juicy Joe who is already planning to escape the spa and head to Vegas. When the belly dancers come out, Rosie throws ones at them and everyone gets up and embarrasses themselves dances.
The Manzos are furnishing the Hoboken apartment. Everyone is arguing and Al and Caroline are still not feeling warmly toward each other. Lauren and her boyfriend Vito are out to dinner. Lauren has outgrown Vito. She is trying to tell him this but she is not very direct. Maybe she doesn’t realize it yet. Hoboken is really pretty! I would never have guessed. Kathy visits Caroline and they talk man troubles. Basically Al is never around and Rich won’t go away. Rich is so annoying especially when it comes to Kathy’s business.
Tre called Melissa and invited her to her Milania Hair Care launch so she could confront Penny and Jan about trash talking her. At Tre’s house Milania appears wearing a bra stuffed to a triple D cup. Milania wants to be “a mom for a day.” In Milania’s world fake tits make the mom. She explains all of this by walking all over the furniture that her parents failed to list in their bankruptcy filing. She is also pissed that she can’t go to the launch party for a product that is named after her. Poor dear.
At the launch party Juicy is very affectionate and complimentary with Tre. This is pretty much a night and day difference from previous season. What is his motivation to change? Penny and Jan are already trash talking Melissa. Melissa just made nice with Kim D? She is Melissa’s worst enemy. Speaking of enemies, here comes Jan running her trash mouth. She leaves so Penny can take a whack at Melissa. How old is Penny? I thought she was in their age group? She looks older than Lydia’s mother on RHOOC. Because I know that Tre was set up over the Poshe Fashion Show debacle, Tre’s behavior makes sense to me, but because Melissa still suspects Tre, Melissa and Joe think her behavior is suspicious.
Next week they go to Arizona and it looks fabulous.
Melissa looked terrified when Jan came up to her. She looked like a monster had approached her. This girl has something to hide.
I agree with Chaun. Melissa looked terrified and trapped. If someone accused me of cheating, I would have been visibly angry when I confronted them. Coincidentally, there was also a blind item reveal today about her being threatened by the man she was cheating with that he would release texts and voicemails. So, yeah Melissa has quite a few skeletons.
I believe Melissa cheated or did something really bad to make her BFF turn on her. Joe would totally flip out if he finds that she did.
Another CDAN fan I see. I saw that and was not very surprised! She seems to be trying really hard to prove she is a faithful wife.
I don’t think she had anything to hide! It was obvious that the HAGS, Jan, Penny, Kim D. were there to stir the shit! Teresa licking her lips like a meth head was hilarious and you could tell she was scared to death Penny was going to rat her out! Enough with this Teresa crap, it’s time for prison!
I agree – Melissa has something to hide. May not be a stripper past, or an affair with another man, but where there’s smoke, there’s fire. I think JJ (Juicy Joe) is changing his tune towards Tre because of the legal issues. IF they are found guilty, he is going to need her money/work to stay alive… who else would have him at this point anyway?
A monster DID approach her! 3 of them!
Hoboken used to be a slum.
Sure did! Back int he day, if you lived there, you wouldn’t tell it. Now it is prime real estate. Like Red Hook in Brooklyn, etc. Funny how that is. What makes it all of a sudden desirable to live somewhere that every shunned for years? I think about things that like that. The real estate market is a strange bird.
Before it was a slum, it wasn’t. It was where Uncle Frank grew up. Good enough for Sinatra.
I don’t understand why Teresa wouldn’t at least stand by her sis in law while those ugly women got all up in her face. You could tell by her body language (Tre that is) that she had no intentions of even speaking up on Melissas’ behalf. And wasn’t she the one who called Dr.V who suggested she and Mel confront these women who allegedly were spreading these rumors. That woman named Jan and that other ugly thing (Penny) came across all “gansta” and stuff. They better be glad they weren’t dealing with that woman named “Quad or Moriah” from Married 2 Medicine. I think they would’ve been splattered all over that place. Those were some unusually ugly women.
I think Tre chose not to say anything on Melissa’s behalf because deep down she really believes Melissa cheated on her brother. I do too. I don’t even like Melissa but I think her ex friend should have kept her mouth shut. She doesn’t have to support her cheating, but it’s not her job to try and destroy a marriage.
I honestly don’t think Teresa really likes confrontation and fighting. She gets nuts and she knows it.
Joe and Melissa obviously lied about accepting Teresa’s apology and the whole truce thing is a sham. From them. I think from Teresa it’s genuine because she’s never wanted to be at odds with them.
Rich is gross. Every conversation turns to sex. Between him and Jacqueline, I am amazed that emotional children walk amongst us disguised as adults.
Nicholas in Display ths week was sad. Poor kid just wanted to go to bed. But no. Cameras and mommy coming home late from her weeks vacation from her vacation life was more important. The subtitles on the kid are suggestive. In other words, he grunts and they write “I adore you my beautiful mother and four score and seven give me liberty or I have been OVER the mountain.” Grunt grunt. Bed.
The nannysitter looked hot though. I’m sure Chris enjoyed the trip.
Melissa really does deserve anoscar. The scene where Joe is asking about her birthday? Um…yeah. The show expects everyone to make the trip. You must be thrilled that you’ve gotten your birthday to be the excuse so that you have a bit of upper hand and built in moral high ground. But no…” I just don’t want any…DRAMA.” It’s like a truck driver saying “I just don’t want to deal with traffic,”. If you expect anyone to buy it, you might want to realize that we know it’s the one pre-requisite of your CHOSEN profession.
I kinda-sorta agree with you about Teresa. I think she didn’t want to be at odds with Joe and Melissa either but only because she feels she has done nothing wrong. Teresa, IMO, really believes she’s been nothing but supportive to her brother and his wife. That’s kinda delusional, dontcha think?
Oh Lauren is so full of shit! She got skinny and realized she could then do better than Vito. Oh I have my business now and now I’m so self sufficient I don’t care about a wedding! It’s not your business. It’s that you can now be the shallow woman you always truly were but couldn’t be when you were heavy. Lauren’s so awful.
I still don’t think it’s Teresa’s place to fight Melissa’s battles… I guess that’s where my opinion is unpopular. If someone says something about Melissa, especially a FRIEND OF Melissa’s, I don’t know why people think Teresa should jump in that just makes it more messy. But I guess it makes for a better show!
I dunno. I usually stay out, I don’t like getting involved in other people’s crap.
I don’t understand the Lauren hatred. She is hardly ever on, never does anything terribly interesting or obnoxious, seems to be the brunt of the (probably non-maliciously intended) family jokes, and got a lap band. Everyone seems to act like she is the most horrific thing they have ever had to endure. IDGI.
I like Lauren, So What she has OutGrown Vito, Laurent Be Happy Girl
Ugh I just think Lauren’s so fake… And she’s kind of a loser but acts like she isn’t. She thinks she’s better than everyone, especially since she got skinny, and it’s like, why? You didn’t do anything. I guess that’s what annoys me. There’s much worse people on this show but Lauren just bugs me!
Lauren bugs me too. I can’t put my finger on it, I guess it’s just the attitude she has. She seems to be whiny unstable girl, the type that likes to diss others and act like she is cool, then turns around and cries herself to sleep at night. I guess that’s low self-esteem.
She’s not on much THIS season, she was the last two. And there’s probably a reason for that. All she did in her talking heads was bitch and moan or attack Teresa.
I hate her because of the way she acted at the season 4 reunion. What. A. Bitch. Bitch! I mean, she may not like teresa but she’s double her age and Lauren should have some respect. Bitch
The thing about Lauren is that when she has been on this season, she has said some really hateful things about the Giudice kids (like they were raised by wolves and she doesn’t see who would want their kids around them), etc. I feel bad for her though. I’m sure being the only daughter in that family was tough and her self-esteem suffered.
Lauren is a spoiled entitled woman with a very judgmental attitude. Her weight has nothing to do with it–I was watching season one and she looked quite thin to me. She is not portrayed as kind and that is why I find her difficult to watch. She doesn’t seem to have anything nice to say about anyone. She also seems quite miserable.
I love Lauren. But I do appreciate sarcasm as an art form. I think it is great that her priorities have shifted. It is good to have something for yourself before marrying.
I barely even notice Lauren and I am a Manzo fan. I don’t see her as doing anything despicable. Tre’s kid’s would have BETTER behavior if they were raised by wolves, so she was really being more than fair. I don’t see her as a bully at all, but more the kid that is getting bullied even within her own family. I think the lapband was a great option for her and she seems more confident as a result.
you are so right about Lauren and Vito!!! “Yeah, I mean you were ok when you were the about the best I could do, but now I can get someone better so I don’t want you anymore.”
I agree that it’s not Tre’s job to fight Melissa’s battles. I can’t stand Lauren either, or any of the Manzo kids! They really rub me the wrong way.
I agree about Teresa not jumping in. If my sister-in-law’s friend came over with something to say about her cheating, I would be all ears to see if the friend sounded truthful. Why does Melissa think she deserves blind faith and loyalty from Teresa? When has Melissa ever stood up to someone on Teresa’s behalf in any capacity? Melissa is going to use Teresa’s inaction to deflect attention from herself, once again. Teresa is far from perfect, but Melissa is so manipulative, it’s scary. Everyone has skeletons, but Melissa has the nerve to write a book giving other people marriage advice, plus I hate how she acts like she’s Jesus’ special pet. She had to know she was chumming the waters pretending to be perfect, so here come the sharks.
DAMN STRAIGHT!
LMAO @ Jesus’ special pet!!! It’s always bible thumpers perpetrating the most.
Why shouldn’t she write a book??? Seems to me she has a husband who is crazy about her and she knows how to make him happy! Maybe Teresa can buy it, read it, and put it to use, then her husband won’t have to grunt on the phone to his mistress and call his wife a CU#T when she overhears the conversation!! At least Mel wrote a BOOK, Teresa could only handle a cookbook based on copied recipes from her Mom.
Somehow I don’t think it takes much to make tiny Joe happy…
We have to remember that this season was taped maybe 9 months ago. Apparently there were no skeletons in Melissa’s closet. She and Joe are fine.However, there were lots of things rattling around in Teresa’s walk-in.
I agree. Melissa has never done anything to stick up for Teresa when Teresa’s old friends (Caroline, Jaq) trash talk her all day every day. She’s a complete hipocrite.
Yay, I hope this means your internet was restored, because I love when you blog a recap right after the show!
Dammit Tre, you know I love you, and always try hard to defend you – this episode you made it really hard for me to do that! Teresa, how many times did you squawk “it wasn’t me, I had nothing to do wit it!” while standing next to Penny? Hello, Captain Obvious!!! And I wasn’t aware she was trying to start a cupcake line, but that’s funny since Kathy is trying to launch desserts.
The scene with Nick was so sweet, I almost started crying. He is darling! I do have to say, as a mom of a daughter Milania’s age, I think the bra thing isn’t what you might think. I definitely don’t have nice set of fake boobs, or even big boobs, but my daughter does ask if she will get to have “big boobs like mine” when she grows up. ☺
I also liked Rich the first season he was on. What happened to him? He is a prime example of letting a little notoriety go to his head. Juicy seems to have had a come to Jesus meeting with his lawyers, who hopefully advised him that looking like an asshole on t.v. is not going to have any kind of sympathy sway with a jury. I am glad he is for Teresa’s sake, I think despite her faults she really does love her husband above all others. She deserves to have him return that.
I think it’s odd that Melissa or the viewers expect Teresa to go crazy and start table-flippin or drink-tossin when anyone says anything unpleasant to or about Melissa. This was the same Melissa that said she was moving to be away from Teresa, and has fought with Teresa for years… I think Melissa needs to learn to fight for herself instead of expecting hot blooded loyalty and devotion from the woman she has been sh!tting on..
I’ve been to the spa, Miraval where they’re going. It’s pretty high end, and…I met Whitney there.
They are going to Miraval? It didn’t look like Miraval to me.
That is where they took Katherine Jackson to when they kidnapped her.
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It’s Mirval. Jacko had a hat on.
There was a tweet from a guest complaining that the RHONJ were there. And this reply to Rich (his tweet is no longer there) Miraval @Miraval 10 Jun
@richardwakile @kathywakile We hope you enjoyed your stay! Inside voices are definitely good at a destination spa! See u soon @pattistanger!
Sounds like Rich was loud and disruptive. Shocker.
Also, the reason for the RHONJ complimentary trip for airtime is Miraval is actually opening a second Spa in NJ next year! Kidding not. Out in the country where Richard Branson had some property that he apparently sold them.
Janet Jackson has vacationed at Miraval. I was actually at Miraval on 9/11 when the planes flew into the twin towers. Was there on other occasions and only ran into a few soap stars and Dr. Wayne Dyer (author who makes lots of appearances on public television). Great place before it was sold…not sure it’s the same after.
Oprah and Gayle went there too for one of her shows. Isn’t anyone going to ask about Whitney???? Details please.
It was after Thorpe MJ 30th in show biz concert.. And W was scary skinny. She sang a private concert in the hot tub and I let her get more cookies than me during snack hour. She was great as a celeb, but felt for her. That’s all I will say about her. She was a lady.
*I meant the MJ 30th year in show biz concert.
This show is the QVC of New Jersey. These were plugged in the first 15 minutes:
1. BLK (CJ was pimping it w/ the hat)
2. Hair Care line
3. Book
4. Cannoli’s
5. Lauren’s business that I won’t name.
These people are whores. Bravo is their pimp. The whores hustle and hustlers whore.
THIS!!! LOL @ Miss Urethra. You hit the nail on the head.
You notice that almost every franchise but Atlanta uses this show to promote/ plug the entire hell out of these fly by night products? And everybody does the same ones at that .Wines/liquor, accessories, and fake a$$ music careers. Kandi has a sex toy line and two stores AND a studio that she has amasses since staring the show and you hardly ever hear about them. OC, NYC, and NJ need to take notes. Being subtle does have some big rewards. Based on how most of them act, I wouldn’t want to put any of my coins in their pockets anyways.
Now I’ll never go back for my upgrades!!! This was my favorite spa. Boo!
Loved the blog, TT!
Rich is an annoying guy. He was unhappy when he got home and his house smelled like a bakery. I can think of a lot worse things for a house to smell like. That annoyed me more than when he said Kathy tasted like fish. What a doofus. I don’t hate Rich, but he is pretty unattractive all the way around.
For once, I wish Melissa would keep her sexy ass in her chair. Melissa is into herself a lot. I’ve never commented on her because I spend most of my NJ time hating on Teresa, but even I’m thinking she was being a bad girl on little Joey. He is totally believing everything Melissa says. If he finds out she was messing around on him, Bravo may have their first homicide. Ratings gold. Melissa and Joey are still very suspicious of Teresa. I got the impression Penny may have come clean if Teresa had made herself scarce. Of course, Teresa was going to have Melissa’s back, but somehow managed to have her own back. Imagine that. Teresa can’t string together a decent sentence, but she has killer survival skills. As a side note, I’ve never seen anyone blink as much as Teresa. I don’t know if it has anything to do with those 10 pound a piece fake eyelashes, or if she has severe dry eye, or what, but she really blinks a whoooole lot.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Ratings gold?
Oh and congrats for taking every bit of editing bait the producers dangled. I guess there are people dumb enough to fall for the edit clues after all. I have always felt that devices such as the “penny not talking because Teresa was there” thing insulted viewers’ intelligence. I was assuming viewers had some. Yes. This is the ONLY possible opportunity ever for Melissa to communicate with the woman.
Wow.
I dont have to try to be like you Teecee. I am just as big of a bitch as you are. I can go toe to toe with you anyday and love every minute of it. Most people however do not enjoy it and feel very uncomfortable being picked on and bullied by you. I have seen people leave this blog (or say they are leaving anyway) many times because of you. I don’t want to see you chase away any more of Tamara’s commenters. I know she is a big girl and can handle herself quite well if she felt like it was needed. I also know she has a bond with you and likes you quite alot. I have always felt the need to take up for anyone who is being picked on so I stay true to myself even on this blog. I will continue to tell people to ignore you and to not feed into your nonsense until Tamara asks me to stop or you stop. I personally have no problem conversing with you even if it hits below the belt. I have been reading all of TT’s past blogs and am at June 2012 so I know you can be nice and are very funny (and I loved your thanksgiving menu btw). However, your level of abuse to others is uncalled for and I always am left feeling dirty after you have attacked someone for simply disagreeing with you. Oh and I loved Scarface, it was a great movie.
Ahhhh the bonding begins… as I knew it would…
Gingersnap, if your new to the blog then you probably haven’t had the misfortune of meeting Teecee. All you have to do is ignore her and she will eventually go away. That’s what everyone else does and it works like a charm. Of course she then goes on and on about how you misspelled something or used incorrect grammar but she tires easily and then goes back to her pitiful life. Please don’t allow her bitchiness to keep you from commenting cause it really is a great blog as you pointed out.
Heh. Ain’t you a bold lil tard.
By the way, your comments about me are your attempt to be vile. Not great. But an attempt. Congrats on trying to be like me. The original commenter is a moron. Advocating a murder? Really?
What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy comin’ through! Better get outta his way!
Why the hell did my last comment go way up there?
Because you’re dumb.
Oh come on you can do better than that Teecee! What’s wrong, did you remember to take all of your pills today or maybe you got some good loving? I always just hit the reply button from my email instead of scrolling down to actually reply to the comment. So I guess you are calling my email dumb so I will overlook it.
Teecee, I’m not sure if that rant was for real, but you may be overestimating the effect you have on the lives of others. Something to think about…
I think you have to love the Scarface movie (or be married to a Latino) to recognize that long Tony Montana quote. Not as well known as “say hello to my little friend” but nice job, Teecee. 🙂
One of the many things I find annoying about RHNJ is how they have Joey do the sit down interviews during the show. WTH. He’s not a housewife! He gets all quiet and sincere-like (fake much?) and philosophical (gag). I can’t stand it. Once in awhile is okay but he’s doing it all the time and he’s so FAKE.
It seems to me that Penny and Jan are doing the dirty work for Kim D at the request of Teresa. Teresa loves to spin things in her favor. She tried to get Jacqueline to say that Joe never cheated. Jacqueline never denied Teresa telling her that, she just agreed that it was wrong to say. Teresa’s agenda for this season is damage control and proving that she’s right and everyone else is wrong. It seems so obvious to me. All of a sudden, Joe is a doting, loving husband, he never cheated and she had nothing to do with setting Melissa up to look like a stripper even when BOTH Caroline and Jacqueline admitted that before they met Melissa that Teresa told them she was a stripper. Teresa HAS TO WIN at all costs. Kim D. is obviously the pot stirrer but its clear she’s doing it for her pal Teresa. Caroline’s scenes are such a bore that I fast forward right past them. SNOOZE. Richie is obnoxious and painful to watch. Kathy is adorable and sweet…..what is she doing with that nut? Jacqueline had felt very bad about her body for such a long time. She was always insecure. I hope that her plastic surgery helps her to get her confidence back. I think that anything you can do to make yourself feel better, you should totally do. I had a tummy tuck and it changed me for the better. Best decision I ever made. Go Jacqueline! I do love the fact that Joe Gorga went with his wife to the event and stood by her side. He seems like a really loving and devoted hubby! I do not believe for a second that Melissa met her ex-boyfriend while out with her friends and then accompanied him to a car to “service” him. She seems way too high maintenance for that. Doesn’t make sense.
Did Kim D get a Lifestyle Lift? Although she is still really unnatractive, she doesn’t seem as scary looking. I think Jaq really seems to have some self confidence issues with all the fillers, botox, surgery, but at the same time, I would love to get a tuck too. So I feel both ways. I think Rich is a bit a of jerk this season. Maybe he really is one, but now he’s comfortable and dosn’t mind showing it. I think the same of Al. You just have to know that if you see your hubs once a week, something isn’t right. My sister said that you just know Al has some chippie over in Jersey City somewhere that he lays up with. I kind of believe it too. Caroline isn’t interesting. It’s a hard balance. She is a homemaker with grown kids. She needs to get out in the world and learn, and do new things for herself, and not depend on these graown kids or a distant hubby for fulfillment. Well that’s what I think, anyway. I think Juicy is nicer this year because it’s about to go down, and he needs Tre to hold him down through the trial, and not spill any beans. Or maybe the girl he was talking to on the phone didn’t like being explained away as Pete, and the Pizza Guy, and his good friend Bob, and all the other excuses he said. As for Meliss, I totally think that she has something to hide. She doesn’t act right when she is talking to the people who are making the insinuations. And Joe and Tre just stand there with half smiles and don’t say anything about defending her. Tre had her say about how she is blameless, but no one came to Meliss’ defense. I think Joe is waiting to see what the truth is, honestly. And Tre, well she doesn’t like Melissa, period, and Melissa doesn’t like her eiether. Period.
Ha! Lifestyle Lift! Actually, I think it ‘s the fact that her hair isn’t like a horse’s ponytail, meaning, long and pin superstraight. She looked like a blood-sucking insect and probably scared the shit out of small children. The more body and curls to her hair softens that nightmare face.
I must be the only one who remembers when the Gorgas asked a woman at one of their parties to leave because Teresa was uncomfortable with her. No confrontation at the party, just ‘please leave’. Or that the Gorgas packed and left Napa because Teresa left. They didn’t take sides, that I remember, but they showed family solidarity. Dr. V told Teresa that the family should show a united front to the people who were saying things about Melissa, but once again, Teresa stood by listening, only commenting to make sure that everyone knew she was “innocent”. If Teresa doesn’t want to believe that Joe Guidice behaves inappropriately with other women, why is she so interested in listening to allegations about Melissa? Silly me – expecting logic from this group…
The logic is simple-Teresa knows Joe. She didn’t know Melissa so she doesn’t know if the rumors are true or not-all she has said is that she has heard the rumors, just like everybody else.
Agreed cammierari. I don’t see how people would expect Teresa to fight for Melissa anytime any shade goes her way. And this is different then asking that attorney to leave the party, (when she clearly was there only to cause trouble), this is Teresa’s brother’s marriage and life that could be affected if Melissa is indeed a cheater. Teresa doesn’t know what the heck could be goin on, all she has is some rumors that for now are unproven, so she can afford to sit back and watch without jumping in and yanking weaves… I think Bravo found this Jan and put her in to amp up the drama, not Teresa.
hmm that’s an excellent point about Jan! She’s doing what Tre wouldn’t-make drama over Melissa’s past.
Thanks for the recap. Can’t get RHONJ where I come from and there are no links that work properly on the internet.
Honestly, I don’t know what to believe about the Melissa cheating. I think there would have been a lot more evidence to prove it if they were so willing to blast her. I do believe Teresa is out to protect herself, but it’s the same with Melissa isn’t it? These set-ups are getting old, and apparently ratings are going down.
Teresa and Joe are screwed now that the prosecutors want Bravo to give them the left out footage. At least Teresa and Melissa are learning to SHUT THE FUCK UP about their opinions on one another. I just can’t wait for the reunion and RHOA to come back on.
Yeah, TeeCee666 always appears when things get a little slow or boring. It’s no secret.
Did you just call TT slow and boring? Oh my! TT will not like at a TALL.
I have wondered in the past if Teecee was actually Tamara herself. Surely I’m not the only person who has questioned that? Not that I care but it has crossed my mind. I can see myself doing that if I were to ever run a blog.
While I can see why you think that (having someone else to come in an be the bitch while I get to be good cop) I have too many lapses of bitch of my own for that to be feasible. And actually several of us here know each other from a former place where we posted together and they know TeeCee is not me. They said the same thing about Kay Rock who guest posted here “begging for money for me” during the legal drama. She is from the same place. But actually TeeCee and I have been mortal enemies for many years. She has only been tolerable recently. Many of us here, myself included believe it or not, are on our best behavior here. Occasionally I just HAVE TO call a cunt a cunt and all my dear, sweet readers freak out but thankfully mostly over look it. I am not really a “nice person” for the sake of being nice.
I’m sorry, I couldn’t get past the “she has only been tolerable recently” remark. I would love to of seen the intolerable Teecee if this is her being tolerable. No I’m just kidding, I read your whole comment and completely understand. I’m sure you will eventually call me a cunt and I will take it and move on with my day. This is for sure not a blog for someone with a thin skin. I do love your wit and have enjoyed reading your past articles so much. I fear we will butt heads over RHOM though cause we have a definite divide when it comes to Ana and Alexia. I look forward to be called a cunt very soon!
See? That’s the spirit. I usually save such language for trolls and try to be moderately respectful of the regulars despite variations of intellect. I like you. I like sasha/smitsa too. But you both have some fucked up ideas. But you both can defend them and go toe to toe. I don’t like people based on their thoughts or their opinions of me. I like fighters and people who don’t waffle. That is you, and smitsa and TeeCee so if y’all slog it out, that’s fine with me.
All I can hear in my head is LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEE lol I really do have some fucked up ideas but that’s what makes the world go round. Hope your anxiety is doing better and your sleeping well! I must go work on my beauty sleep, have a good night.
Night! I do wish you would pick a name I can call you. dylpeyt doesn’t roll off the tongue when I want to cuss you out.
I never really thought about that lol it’s the first letters of both my boys names. Dylan and Peyton makes Dylpeyt but I do have another name that I’ve used in the past (yin yang) if you like it better. I have a crap load of yin yang tattoos. Because it symbolizes both my personality disorders and my crazy marriage so I started using that name years ago but recently changed it to dylpeyt. There was someone else who had yin yang on one of those other awful sites that I don’t visit any longer. Would I only need to change it on WordPress or do I just need to change it on this blog? I am completely computer illiterate and honest to god know nothing about wp or blogs. I actually was gonna start my own blog about being married to an adult aspie and have articles and research in it. I only got as far as the title if that tells you anything lol
You don’t need to change anything. I can just call you YY because I am lazy. I am TT and your are YY and eventually people will accuse you of being me which will piss you off. Win! Win!
PS Triple bonus points for “one of those awful sites you don’t visit anymore.” 🙂 This awful site should be enough for anybody.
Yep. Spice it up!
O.K., let’s try this again. Yes, boring. Add a bit of spice.
I hope no me noticed that I was gone the whole time Tamara was gone.
Nope TeeCee666, no one cared . But welcome back, it’s been too quiet.
That’s funny because I have often suspected that Teecee is Teresa’s ghost blogger. It is the only way I can explain how a witty, clever person, with an obvious love of grammar could be in support of Teresa. It makes me feel like I have drownded and gone to Heaven. Oh well, I guess we are all just dirt in the air.
i’d also wondered whether they were the same person. but then decided she must just be her pet troll (rather than a hideous alter ego). i don’t like seeing others picked on, either. btw, a stupid comment does not mean the commenter is stupid. it’s just a stupid comment. no need to get personal, teecee66. that tendency of yours, funny sometimes or not, is why you’re not getting much love here. i’m glad you are here, just wish you’d up your maturity level.
“smitsa/sasha/shekiqua/marisol/su-yung” — somebody has a little secret. C’mon, spill! LOL
¿estás contento de verme Purv.
Chris whatever? Eat a bag of dicks.
Smitsa: I might be, but I can’t figure out who is actually posting (Sasha, Smitsa, Miraval). I actually thought that multi-name post was from TT. LOL! Who I would be happy to see, however, is Isabella. Isabella? Where are you, you gorgeous, sassy, humor-filled, fun-loving Finn?
my, how mature of you, teecee66. and just what is “eat a bag of dicks” supposed to mean, anyway? you’ve said it before — guess you’ve run out of new material?
re jersey, how is teresa supposed to look innocent here when she supposedly told melissa to deal with her ex-friends’ cheating allegations at the launch. she knew ahead of time who would be there, seems as if she promised to be more supportive of melissa, and then she wasn’t. looks like a set up. i guess controversy gets more attention to the show and the products they’re shilling there, but you’d think teresa would want a classier launch in her daughter’s name.
I like TeeCee. It’s not personal guys, (it can’t be as we all are really strangers after all, right?) She tells it straight.
Not really. It get’s lost in the name calling.
Get’s? Moron.
Ha! I got your attention #moron
Wait, Penny owns a hair salon with that hair? That should be the real story.
Her hair looked like a rat’s nest. Whoever did that to her obviously hates her and wanted to humiliate her on national television.
Wow I never put that together. I sort of forgot the hair salon thing. It’s terrible hair.
Peyton is a girl’s name.
So is 66, but who’s judging?
lol that was funny
Oh sweety, still is that the best you can come up with? I have been so disappointed by you here lately! Your such a fun little play thing. I don’t know if your tired or like I said in previous comments, maybe you took the right meds or finally got a good lay. Whatever it is I wish you would stop it! Laughing at you has brought me such joy in life. It’s just sad now to hear lame come backs such as this and not near as crazy I know you can be! Now reach back into that black heart of yours and try again dear. I will make it easy for you. Peyton has long hair and he dyes it on a regular basis. That should give you enough ammunition to really get those horns poked back up, ok readys set go!
Wait, I assume that comment was address to TeeCee, but are you seeing that changing meds might get one laid? I am asking for a friend.
Well it depends on what kind of meds your changing to i guess. I know when I take xanex and also drink at the same time that I do tend to get laid more. Or at least that is what I’m told since I really don’t remember anything the next day. That’s a scary combination that could most definatly get one laid! However, the person you wind up with is usually quite scary and its always a good thing that theres no memories of it! Ahhhh memories or lack of memories that is but there’s usually some kind friend who takes lots of pictures to remind me of the horrid details. Since you, or your friend I mean, already has xenex maybe they can just add some liquor with it and have fun! Just make sure to hide all the cameras before hand.
Aren’t you edgy?? ::eyeroll::
Peyton Manning {QB – Denver Broncos}.
Oh Shit!…….Bobbi is a boy’s name. Please forgive me Ms. Bacall……but I do have a daughter named Lauren. 😉
No, it’s not. Peyton is a place. A rather dark place.
How did so miss this? Funny!
*so* = I
Well, Peyton Manning does throw like a girl…
He’s NO Tom Brady……. that’s for damn sure!
Teresa , Kim D, and the other nobodies are lying their asses off, because if they had proof they would present it, if they saw this with their own eyes they would have taken pictures with their phones. Next they’ll hire a guy to lie for them. Melissa is not very bright but she is not stupid enough to fall for the shit they keep trying to pull. Karma is a bitch and that’s why Teresa is in legal trouble up to her troll forehead as I type.
How is Teresa lying? She’s never said anything about it.
Girl please ! Teresa is all over those lies. She has guilt written all over her face. The day she stops trying to take Melissa down is the day she’s behind bars.
You have stupid written all over your face. You wanting something to be the truth does not make it the truth.
Have several seats …….you piece of TRASH !
Um..what does that even mean? Seats? Is that ghetto talk? Sorry. I actually know who my father is.
Oscar.
It means ” You Need to go sit Down somewhere! so much so that You can sit in more than one seat “Have several seats. And as for you father, it is not that impressive to know Who your mothers, Brother IS.
Trailer Trash you know what it means and I bet anything your father is also your brother. “Now you better check your e-mail while you runnin’ around Tamara Tattles being the Blog Bully.
^ You are too funny.
Funny how the most hate filled ones on any blog just remind me of the blah looking lonely people who can never get date so they stay on the computer trying to generate attention anyway they can.
I am not naming names and they know who they are.
I have to say fame has gotten to everyone’s head on all of these shows. The more they are on the more smug and fake their behavior becomes. I always thought Teresa was not too bright and Melissa was a little full of her self. This last show Teresa looked as guilty as sin and Melissa just looked as if she was trying to hard to be confrontational for the sake of having something to show for the cameras.
None of Caroline’s kids look bright enough to do high school algebra to be honest including Al Jr. Didn’t he have to drop out of college because of poor performance. Did the other two even make it that far. What is to be smug about when you have not achieved anything yet?
That’s a super hate filled post. So is it you that you are talking about in your first paragraph? I believe Albie has a learning disability. That caused him to have a difficult time in college. Your memory of it is hate filled.
You keep talking about people who look not to bright. Or who look guilty. Or who look lonely. You certainly are an insightful seer!!!
Did I strike a nerve sweetie? Anyhoo… when people who should be at least kinda humble act smug they get to be criticized. The Manzo clan act as if they are better than everyone when their have more nonsense going on in their backyard than most.
I on the other hand only I say what I say out of pure love and a selfless desire to communicate even with those who feel the need to strike out at strangers on the Internet.
Toodles my sweetie.
You haven’t struck anything. Except the dumb bell.
Fame has definitely gone to all of these heifer’s heads. Ratings are doing down anyways and maybe Bravo will get the clue to change the lineup. The Manzos are not entertaining anymore, and they do have a lot of skeletons in their closet, which Caroline refuses to acknowledge. She is clearly not going anywhere, since they have no reason to fire her, and she’s getting the spinoff that was to be Teresa’s. It’s just how it is.
But….you just said:
1. They should change the lineup
2. Ratings are down
3. Manzos are boring
4. Manzos have skeletons in their closets
5. Carolyn is not leaving
5. Top bravo has no reason to fire her
6. She’s getting a spinoff
Do you see how 4 conflicts with 1 & 2.? And how 5, 6 and 7 conflict with 1, 2, 3 and even 4??? And 6 is scared of 7. Because 7, 8, 9.
Nothing like covering all your bases by throwing up a bunch of random opinions/predictions/observations that contradict each other.
It is my opinion of how they are not the main focus on the show and are not that entertaining, but Andy is in love with the Manzos, so he’s not going to get rid of the ones he love, and they have no reason to leave or get fired this season. Bravo is worrying about bigger things (Teresa). Bravo has kept housewives who have been boring and fired more housewives who are controversial.
And yes they should change the lineup, and I have stated though Caroline and her family are boring, they are still more entertaining than Jacqueline and Kathy, and I have stated previously that one of the two should go. While Caroline may not be that entertaining, she has storyline capability that the other two don’t, which Bravo likes. I am positive that most of the audience are sick of the Teresa/Melissa plot, anti-Teresa plot, repairing relationship plot that has been used since Season 3 and it is dry now. Do you think they should keep things the way they are?
The ratings are an actual fact; they had decreased each time the last few weeks and the season is the lowest rated behind Season 1; that is not my opinion but fact. This is showing that Bravo needs to change it up somehow, and the common reception of this season is that they should change I on many sites and blogs.
I could have an opinion and think from Bravo’s perspective as to why they do certain things, which is what I stared above.
But…you said they have skeletons in their closet (you must be very close friends with them to know that). But that would be something that Bravo would not like. So I don’t get it.
Ps. Instead of trying to recast and/or change a show, you can…say…not watch it?
By skeletons in her closet, lets see…. the fact that she does not talk to a majority of her siblings and has not for many years, and she tends to ignore and create excuses when certain things about her are brought up that she does not want the public to know, and dodges the questions extremely defensively. Let’s not forget about her husband’s speculated affairs.
All of these reality stars have things they hide an don’t want the public to know, and I know many of you have said the same thing. So when I suddenly say something that is not positive like they need to change the cast then I suddenly hate the show, which is not the case; just calling it out like I see and read it, which no one in this blog has an issue with. I don’t hate any of the cast, but I am just saying that the drama is old and if they want to keep things civil, then the show is not the answer. The cast not being that entertaining together anymore is just the small reason why I said that.
The Manzos and none of these reality stars are perfect and they do have some entertaining moments, though they are not as apparent as the drama and toxicness.
That is the point of commenting, calling it like it is, which is exactly what I am doing.
So, your problem with the Manzos is that they don’t air all of their family business on the TV for your mocking pleasure? Oh Okay.
Really, you think I and others on here are “blah looking lonely people who can never get a date?” How old are you, 19? And you probably wear skirts up to your butt crack. About your superficial statement, I’m not a “blah looking lonely person” I have tons of dates, and I don’t have to dress like a slut to get them, either. Your name “lwickedgirl” totally gives you away, you superficial hobag.
Check this out teecee666. Does it sound familiar?
August 20, 2013 at 6:36 pm
You wrote, “I hope no me noticed that I was gone the whole time Tamara was gone.”
Those are your words. And you have the nerves to make fun of others’ comments. KMA
Yes. I have the nerves. You seem very invested in this.
So invested, in fact, that they’re jigged out.
Porque eres tan estupida.
Don’t know what Jugged out means Sasha/Smitsa? Your insecurity is showing Jan.
Jigged out. Damn auto correct. Stupid is as stupid does, Forrest. You keep typing on those dual laptops Jan.
Purv.. the Jan joke has played out. Find something new.
I did. I am now gonna call you “2laptop” (like R2D2) but not as flattering. And I did not insult you first so congrats Sasha/Smitsa. You’re not as nice and pure of heart that you want others to think you (Sasha) are. Nice try at the Spanish however. Keep practicing.
Whether or not I agree with all of TeeCee’s comments, TeeCee’s owns what she ( assumed a she because of the awesome profile picture) says. Everyone jumps on her for being mean, but sometimes I think some of y’all just wait for her to comment so they can have someone to spar with. Some of yall are are guilty of the same shit yall accuse Teecee of. There have been many times I have disagreed with what she says, but then again she had been dead on at times also. It’s an opinion, everyone’s got one.
You are correct. Of course you know the photo is not me though.
But mostly, my comment reflect what people are posting about reality TV personalities and their families who cannot defend themselves. So, those who cry about it can dish it out but not take it. And then there are people who only show up when I post. They think they are the defenders of the universe. It’s funny to me. Kinda scary though, how much I matter in their pitiful Iives.
Back to Tamara now. She is the attraction here. Comments are just cake under the icing.
actually i think people don’t like seeing others attacked and after a while decide to say something. let a bully get away with enuf crap and she’ll never let up. i have friends who won’t stick up for others so i must admit i like seeing people come forward here. cool group of people.
I’m not a bully. You need to look up the word. And “get away with”?? Um..how exactly would ya go about stopping me. ::chin in fist listening attentively::
BWAAHAHAH.
Ps. I’ll never let up anyhow.
Gosh now I *am* insulted. You were willing to let TeeCee kiss your ass for free! Dayum!
there you go again Purv, rounding up your posse. Be strong, or can’t you “stand your ground” alone. Do you think no one notices when you rear your head. You’re always sniffing behind certain commenters, who shall remain unnamed. Either you have a few alter egos of your own, or you are just a wimp. Which is it. I don’t know what’s the big deal. Let’s just say, I have 5, 10, 15 accounts. Do you really think I’m the only one who would. Or are you just trying to cast the shade on someone other than yourself. More accounts, more views, right. More views, more $.
And your little Jane Brady shit has played out. Come up with something new if you want to play this game.
You guys are cracking me up. Is this serious? Who makes different names to post in a reality tv blog? Really who has that much time on their hands to make up multiple posters? And why? I really hope no one has 5, 10, or 15 different names on here, unless they are technology challenged or keep forgetting their names…
And you’re the only one who sets up multiple accounts because you are cray-cray. Now re-up your meds and give it a rest. Your brand of crazy can’t be duplicated.
And if I had a posse, which I don’t, at least they really exist — as opposed to the ones who only exist inside your head…
You can’t stop reading and you’re asking me to let you rest. Who is the crazy one. I’m having fun. You seem to be compelled to go along for the ride.
I’ll give you a break. You can’t keep up.
I’m hungry.
Ditto
My I suggest a Chinese spring roll?
Bobbi: I prefer a pizza with pepperoni, black olives and mushrooms. Want me to save you a slice? 🙂
The avatar has returned.
Pick a personality. It’d be so much easier to find your positive qualities. 🙂
How about Sybil? That seems fitting!
Bobbi: Glad to see I am not the only one who sees it. But I wasn’t the first… Whoever called out the identical posts by S/S nailed it before I weighed in. How sad is it that you need an alter ego to defend you or back up your posts, right?
Oui, Madame!… It would be nice if he/she/they would lighten up a bit and have a little fun. This is a reality TV blog after all ~ it’s certainly not life or death! { Except, maybe, Jodi’s life or death! }
Hence the nickname Jan Brady — no sense of humor and rife with insecurities! But “2laptop” fits better! Lol
Sasha/Smitsa actually lightens up but only after the fact. I’m waiting til she admits that she’s been posting under two different personalities. It kills her that we know and that she’s fooling no one. So she should just own it — she could just say “yep, I did it. I don’t know why. I can’t help myself.” But that would mean admitting to what? Uhhh, I’ll take “Insecurity” for $1000, Alex.
Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding……You have found the daily DOUBLE! The answer is……… When caught in a lie, this sassy poster on a well-known blog finally admitted to leading a DOUBLE life. You are absolutely correct, ‘rica ~ We will DOUBLE your money and that puts you in the lead! 🙂
Why $1000. U can kiss my ass for $1.00.
LOL how did you get to post with Smuts without it moderating? 🙂
And yet another personality! So is it based on Jan Smuts, former prime minister of South Africa, or multicellular fungi?? Hmmmm. Tough choice.
Buah, buah, ¿dónde está smitsa…!
Let us know when your meds wear off and Sasha reappears, puneta! LOL
bruja
Que eres una mansana roja para tus suenos Querida?
Sybil. I had to google that one, she was bit before my time. That’s a good one though. I’ll need to add a few more personalities. It’s difficult to keep up with the OTHG. It’s really funny how someone can make a statement, true or false and you all jump on the band wagon. You are so easily steered…lmao
Hey……..Who are you calling over the hill? How rude! ….Lol
Adios amigas. It’s been fun, but, it’s my bedtime.
Sleep tight 2laptop!
Purv, you do know it’s muey estupido to think one would need two laptops to have two accounts. Geeezzz!
Purv, the correct word is manzana. I suppose you spelled it the way you pronounce it. Get it right.
Bobbi, Purv, it’s not that serious. Have fun or go read other comments.
I’ll be your sasha, jan, smitsa, charlie, jane, whoever else rocks your boat.
TTYS. I’ve got stuff to do. But, don’t get too happy. I’ll return soon.
Thanks for pointing out my typo. Notice how I don’t point out your typos? Just your psychopathies. And, yes, I don’t need two laptops dummy. I just find the visual of you moving your hands back and forth across the keyboards (“Okay, now as Sasha, I’ll say *this*!” “Now, as Smitsa, I’ll say *that*.” How fun! They’ll NEVER figure it out!!!!”). Bwaaahaaahaaa!!!
Now you are really showing how ignorant you are. Slow down, take a breath and give it some thought. Eventually, you’ll figure it out.
Yes! More accts = more views. And it has been a slow month so everyone should drag out ALL their accounts. lol. Mama needs a new pair of shoes…. or at least a can of Amy’s Organic Soup.
Hi Purv, did you miss me. Or are you waiting for sasha, or sybil, or one of my other avatars. Make it fun this time. You didn’t make me laugh yesterday.
Arrrr. Make it stop.
Yeah. That did not work.
I think that Joes affection toward Teresa this season seem genuine. I tend to think that with all of this legal trouble and the fear of what will happen to them and their children have made him cling to, and appreciate her more. I know for myself personally, at times in my life when I may not have been feeling 100% in love (not that I didn’t love the person, or that I cheated on them), and then something in my own life rocked me a bit, it did cause me to feel a renewed sense of love for my mate, as they were stability, and their love for me made me feel safe, this made me feel more in love with them again.