WOW Melissa looks fantastic. She is wearing a tight peach dress and her hair is very light and very straight and flat. I love it. She also has the perfect tan.
Andy is wearing a neon green tie. Pop of color? Sure but it doesn’t go…LOL people are tweeting they don’t like the tie and Andy is all, “It’s Ralph Lauren Black Label!” Yeah whatever. That just means you paid a lot of money to look ridiculous. Congrats! You could be a housewife! I should so start a “You could be a housewife …. line of jokes like the …you might be a redneck if…” heh. Oh let’s start. If you spend a thousand dollars on a pair of shoes but can’t shell out 200 for an Intimacy bra? You might be a housewife.
Questions for Melissa:
How are things now between you and Tre? And have you spoken to her since the charges came out? We are in a much better place than we have been in a long time. Of Course I reached out and spoke to her and that she knows I have her back. The kids are the number one priority and that is what Joe and I are here for no matter what. Hmmm…. Sounds like Melissa has agreed to take the kids when they do their time.
How did you feel when Milania made the pole comment? I paused to write down the question and Melissa’s face is all… irritated you can tell. Let’s flip back to hear her say “Kids will be kids.” /unpause Long sigh. To herself “ I knew someone would ask that question” then “ You know what? She is an innocent child. I think sometimes kids repeat things they hear… she loves Milania.”
Would you let Gia put on massive amounts of makeup? NO. I wasn’t allowed to wear a stitch. Maybe some lip gloss. Melissa says that she tried to get away with it and her dad would just take a wash cloth and wipe it off. Foreshadowing? Will Melissa get a spin off of her and Joe raising all the kids and RHONJ will be OVAH? You didn’t hear that from me.
A twatter asks Andy if the gay shark is gay or bi because he seemed to enjoy Melissa. Andy says the shark is totally, totally gay. Is that Andy’s new husbear under there? Things that make you go hmmmmm…