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WWHL With Melissa Gorga

August 12, 2013 by tamaratattles 10 Comments

WWHLandyWOW Melissa looks fantastic. She is wearing a tight peach dress and her hair is very light and very straight and flat. I love it. She also has the perfect tan.

Andy is wearing a neon green tie. Pop of color? Sure but it doesn’t go…LOL people are tweeting they don’t like the tie and Andy is all, “It’s Ralph Lauren Black Label!” Yeah whatever. That just means you paid a lot of money to look ridiculous. Congrats! You could be a housewife! I should so start a “You could be a housewife …. line of jokes like the …you might be a redneck if…” heh. Oh let’s start. If you spend a thousand dollars on a pair of shoes but can’t shell out 200 for an Intimacy bra? You might be a housewife.

Questions for Melissa:
How are things now between you and Tre? And have you spoken to her since the charges came out?
We are in a much better place than we have been in a long time. Of Course I reached out and spoke to her and that she knows I have her back. The kids are the number one priority and that is what Joe and I are here for no matter what. Hmmm…. Sounds like Melissa has agreed to take the kids when they do their time.

How did you feel when Milania made the pole comment? I paused to write down the question and Melissa’s face is all… irritated you can tell. Let’s flip back to hear her say “Kids will be kids.” /unpause Long sigh. To herself “ I knew someone would ask that question” then “ You know what? She is an innocent child. I think sometimes kids repeat things they hear… she loves Milania.”

Would you let Gia put on massive amounts of makeup? NO. I wasn’t allowed to wear a stitch. Maybe some lip gloss. Melissa says that she tried to get away with it and her dad would just take a wash cloth and wipe it off. Foreshadowing? Will Melissa get a spin off of her and Joe raising all the kids and RHONJ will be OVAH? You didn’t hear that from me.

A twatter asks Andy if the gay shark is gay or bi because he seemed to enjoy Melissa. Andy says the shark is totally, totally gay. Is that Andy’s new husbear under there? Things that make you go hmmmmm…

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  1. Nene's Enemy says

    August 12, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    FIRST!!!!

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    • Dlister says

      August 13, 2013 at 8:57 am

      And your point is? What are you, in high school?

      Reply
    • DJ says

      August 13, 2013 at 9:10 am

      Who cares?

      Reply
  2. lori says

    August 13, 2013 at 1:56 am

    Andy doesn’t even know how to pronounce “Oprahcalypse”. He says Oprah and then just adds calypse at the end. What an idiot.

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    • DJ says

      August 15, 2013 at 2:08 am

      Every time I have heard him say it, he has pronounced it exactly like apocalypse is pronounced.

      Reply
      • lori says

        August 15, 2013 at 3:10 am

        Not that night he didn’t. I was like wtf? lol

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  3. Dlister says

    August 13, 2013 at 8:58 am

    I think Melissa looks even more like an escort. She wears skank very professionally.

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  4. Doug Denslowe (@Dougdenslowe) says

    August 13, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    I used to love this show.Now it’s a miracle if you get any gossip at all.Andy would rather play stupid games than ask questions the audience tunes in for.It’s rather puzzling,he does so well on the reunion shows,but totally sucks on WWHL!

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    • JoJo says

      August 14, 2013 at 8:26 pm

      I totally agree re the frequent and most ridiculous-named games popping up more and more instead of viewer questions or callers, or actually anything interesting including the pairing of the guests; Melissa Gorga and Elizabeth Moss? I guess she owed Andy a favor or had new project to promote. Sly Andy, though, did get chance to throw shade on Melissa by ‘sing that TV theme’!!
      WWHL used to be fun, usually, but lately it’s just getting worse and worst.
      One thing I liked, Plead the Fifth, seems have gone to the wayside. Guessing whose ass in a close-up is whose, whether a pic is breasts or ass cracks, and the most dumbass game names = less than entertaining use of 2 guests and 22 minutes.
      What really got my panties in a twist was Million Dollar Listing New York – 3 pretty interesting guys/cast that I was dying to hear their take on the season – and I get 22 minutes called a reunion, sabotaged by weepy, rehearsed bad, bad acting job by Frederik (who has some acting experience)! So sad.
      The end, sorry for the rant.

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  5. Gingersnap says

    August 14, 2013 at 12:38 am

    I’m not feeling the gay shark mascot. It’s stupid and makes no sense and Andy is an idiot sometimes. The tie was horrendous and he should put on some damn socks.

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