It’s Greggy Bennett night on the Real Housewives of New Jersey! I am so excited to see him! He is my favorite housewife! But first, we are back to Jac and Tre arguing in a restaurant. Jac is trying to convince Tre that she only wanted to help her. Then she says that Tre said to her family that she thought Jac spends too much time on twitter and not enough time with her son. That is what we all think, Jac. You tweet more than I do and I am an umemployed hermit who until recently was online every waking moment. How is it possible to have a marriage, two children, a huge house to run, a child with special needs, and of course that mystery job of yours that pays millions, not to mention all the shopping and shooting for Bravo and still be on twitter more than me? It’s crazy! Yet Jac starts crying about her claiming her focus was not on her son. Please feel sorry for me! My son has autism! Oh for fucksake.
BLK has an actual office? And a fancy one at that. Um…why? I have never seen anyone, anywhere drinking this. Who wants to drink black water? IDGI. Has anyone tried it?
Jac has HORRIBLE skin. Isn’t she always on twitter talking about skincare? She has decided to get a tummy tuck in Beverly Hills. Kathy says this will be a good break for her. Really? Having a major elective surgery with tons of recovery time is a great break? Jac at least says, “I want to do this for myself.” Which I think is her life mantra. She is also having her neck done. If surgery were free and not dangerous I think I would do my neck. I’ve always had a jawline, and then a few years ago it started getting mushy. Did you know that Revita Lift, or whatever it is, is really them putting like tiny barb wire in your neck? EWWW. Mine will just have to sag. OMG. Jac’s stomach is baaaad. She is actually a good candidate for a tummy tuck. She doesn’t have so much of a fat issue as a saggy skin issue. And a horrifically bad tattoo. The doctor tells her to eat a light dinner and not drink, so she goes out for Mexican and tequila shots. Ashlee seems like an actual mature adult . EWWWWW They showed her skin and fat that was cut off. She no longer has the bad tattoo.
Tre listens by the bathroom door and as Gia and her friends put on more makeup than RuPaul. Gia is going go-cart riding with Tio Joe. She actually refers to it as one-on-one time. Is that something a kid would even say? It seemed odd. I used to go to go cart places where they made you get a driver’s liscense and everything. But I swear I didn’t even know they still had these places. Maybe Joe Giudice could have gotten a driver’s license there. It’s weird watching this. When Gia’s parents go to the big house soon, she will be living with Tio Joe. And I assume the girls will not be separated. If he is Gia’s godfather, who are the other girls god parents?
OMG! It’s Deloris! That reminds me Greggy as a website or blog or tumblr or something and I haven’t read it in ages. It is good. Google it and check it out. It’s time for Greggy’s party! Caroline is sobbing. Her actual kids look a bit weirded out. Jac of course arrives and makes it all about her. There was not NEARLY enough Greggy.
At Tre’s house, everyone is DRINKING OUT OF PLASTIC CUPS! Why do all the housewives do this? I know they have stemware. Why don’t they use it? I live in the ghetto and I have wine goblets. Crystal ones even! This is almost as bad as serving someone a co-cola in can!
The weird thing about Tre is despite being guilty (allegedly) of numerous felonies, I think she really does believe in Nephcure.
This blog ends rather abruptly, no? Whatever, it is the best I can do lately. I have a bad case of the crazies. I feel like it will never stop fucking raining.