So the good news is there is no serious issue with me at the moment. The bad news is the calamities are not slowing down. When you have bad anxiety and depression, you sort of lose your ability to deal with life’s ups and downs. I have had a series of calamities the last few weeks that make me just want to take to the bed. BUT I HAVE A BLOG! I MUST FORGE AHEAD. Currently, I have one ankle that non-functional, and one knee on the other leg that is the size of a watermelon. I blame Thursday.
You see, on Thursday, I was sane and the MOTHER FUCKING SUN DECIDED TO SHINE FOR A FEW HOURS and I thought to myself. “Hey Self, get your fat ass up and be productive!” It was that or go get a YOLO tat across my ample breasts (because I can’t read it if it is on my fat ass). So.I.GOT.UP! I washed some dishes! I took my laundry to the wash and fold! I took the trash out and rolled two cans to the curb! I…you know… did stuff! Um, YAY?! And everything was going splendidly. I was watching the BB live (not really) show, and I saw the dead yellow roses on my big teak wood display case. They had been there since the end of June. I knew this was bad Fung Shui , and I had laid on my couch of shame meaning to take them out for weeks. So I PAUSED BIG BROTHER!!!! because this could not go on another moment!
My front yard has one GINORMOUS TREE and the root system from the other one I accidently killed. Grass will not grow but my A/C is fantastic due to all the shade. It’s like ten or fifteen feet? (we all know why women cannot measure because men keep misrepresenting what 8 inches is…) to the curb. About four feet away, I go down with a vase of dead flowers. So for 48 hours I have been elevating my ankle/knee and unable to even TRY to steal some Internet. As one of my college friends Ray would say, “these are just SOME of my problems.” Ray was the best friend of a guy I was…er seeing. He would sometimes crawl through the window of my apt after the bars closed and I would wake up next to him. I kinda miss him.
Anyway, I will spare you the rest of the details and move on to the rumors (not about me). First, thanks to everyone sending me info, I appreciate it. These are all unconfirmed rumors not from my own sources. I have confirmed one that will be up on Monday.
I am not aware of any new Housewives of Atlanta…
I do not know if Amanda from BB15 got fired but these people seem to think she did, and that would please me. http://gossipingpens.com/2013/08/05/amanda-zuckerman-fired-from-job-as-realtor/ Let me know what you think.
Gotta run, battery dying. Keep me updated! EMAIL me big news. xoxo