Urethra Franklin is in the house… If any if you tattlers need a straightjacket in the near future, good luck finding one. They are all on reserve for the crazy dysfunctional paranoid HG in the insane asylum that is Big Brother 15.
I have neglected all of my real life 3D obligations for the past 24 hours watching these crazies. I am tired, but here is what I know for sure from watching the live feeds yesterday, last night, and into the early morning hours:
Nobody has special powers
Nobody is MVP
The HG think Howard and/or Spencer have special powers.
The HG think Howard and/or Judd is MVP.
Amanda & Spencer had a battle of egos resulting in huge argument.
Spencer handed Amanda her own ass in their dick size contest.
Amanda & Spencer are LIARS.
Candice called a house meeting.
Candice gave Spencer a public verbal ass beat down.
Candice does not know how to play this game.
Candice verbal beat down to Spencer only helped Amanda.
Spencer naps to sleep off his verbal ass beat down.
After nap, Spencer hid in HOH room for rest of night w/Aaryn.
Amanda hates Spencer.
Spencer hates Amanda .
Candice hates Spencer .
Spencer hates Candice .
Aaryn hates Candice .
Candice hates Aaryn .
Gina Marie hates Candice.
Candice hates Gina Marie .
Jessie hates Candice.
Amanda hates Howard.
Howard is trying to be an ass to get evicted.
Howard tells Amanda he wants to fuck the shit of her.
Amanda the whore feels sexually harassed.
Amanda complained to the Diary Room.
Every time Amanda mentions it we get fishes.
Judd never wants to speak to Howard again for telling Amanda he wants to fuck her.
Aaryn blames Candice again for her racist edit.
The black fish died, and got eaten by the white fish.
Aaryn cries again because she is not racist.
Gina Marie is a motha-fuckin-fricking village idiot.
Gina Marie farts, burps, and waddles like a toddler.
Jessie really doesn’t like Judd.
Jessie is using Judd like a floatation device.
Judd wants to drop Jessie as a game buddy.
Helen wants to fix everything.
Helen wants to make your dreams come true.
Helen blew smoke up Gina Marie’s ass with love love love. (Gag)
Helen is made of Teflon.(Nothing sticks to her)
Helen loves everybody to death.
Helen is a liar liar pants on fire. (but I still love her brand of crazy)
Aaryn wants to seduce/fuck Judd, and make Jessie jealous for the sport of it.
Judd ignores all of Aaryn’s seduction tactics.
Helen now feels bad for Spencer’s public verbal beat down.
Helen tells Spencer she LOVES HIM.
There is an Andy tucked away in every room.
McCrae still looks like a homeless person.
McCrae has almost nervously gnawed off his right hand.
McCrae is getting annoyed with Amanda’s big mouth.
Elissa will do yoga even during a house fire.
Andy thinks Judd is a shady fuck.
Andy is more devoted to Amanda than Helen.
Targets change hourly
Alliances change hourly
Amanda wants Candice to fall on tweezers to get her eyes gouged out.
Amanda wants Jessie to get brutally gang raped.
Amanda is offended that Spencer wants her to choke on her own saliva, because only Amanda is allowed to wish violence on other women. #hypocrite
Aaryn dropped from being target #1 down to target 6 or 7.
Aaryn is actually playing a good game as BB player.
Aaryn is actually still a raging cunt as human being.
Amanda replaced Aaryn for Judd in her alliance, without informing Judd.
Aaryn wants to flip the votes from Howard to Candice.
Aaryn will vote Candice out in case of a tie on Thursday.
Gina Marie is still the biggest motha-fuckin village idiot. Gina Marie is DAMAGED beyond repair as a human being…..Staten Island will exile her.
Gina Marie made a bet for a $100 w/Aaryn that Nick will fuck her. (ROFLMAO x trillion ROFLMAO)
Aaryn made a bet for $100 that Nick will fuck Andy instead.
Judd & Elissa made a final 2 alliance deal.
The house is on lockdown for competition construction in the back yard. So the rats are locked in together until live eviction show.
Andy should get a job with the CIA after HE WINS Big Brother. He is that good with keeping secrets, spilling secrets, telling lies, spreading lies, and he is INVISIBLE too. He moves at super hero speed all while wearing the latest Osh Kosh Queer Boy Collection.
Who do you all wish to be evicted Thursday night?
-Howard the rambler man
-Amanda the adderall addict
-Candice from Candy Land
Absolutely……..AMANDA the annoying Adderall addict!
Thanks for making sense of the crazy! You deserve a prize for this.
If Amanda goes, she won’t be able to get “big brother married” to McCrae – oh, boo, hoo, hoo… hah.
I want Howie out of the crazy asylum!! He needs to escape while he can!!! He’s to nice for this show!!!
Amanda!!!
Amanda hands down!
methinks Aaryn is working on making Judd whipped…………..he better think with the right head!
SPOILER UPDATE FROM LAST NIGHT.
There was a late late night/early morning plotting between Jessie, Howard, & Candice. They are planning to work Aaryn today to convince her to vote out Amanda in case of a tie. People are trying to FLIP the damn house on Amanda.
Jessie is being such scurrdy cat. She is terrified of Amanda’s wrath to vote against her if there is no guarantee that Aaryn will vote her out if a tie vote happens.
Aaryn really wants to vote out Candice, but Aaryn is under a lot of pressure to do what Amanda & Helen want, which is vote out Howard.
Let’s just hope Aaryn is fed up with Amanda & Helen controlling her HOH enough to say FUCK YOU, then bye bye Amanda….
I’d be good with either big dick Amanda or dumb as a box of rocks Howard (with a slight edge to Amanda )
Amanda, but I know it is not going to happen
TT, there’s a video on OK Magazines website of Andy being interviewed by his assistant Daryn. He says he bought the ring himself.
I can’t believe I didn’t buy the live feeds! Thank you thank you thank you UF & TT!
I still want Amanda and GM out. Especially GM. I think the only person I want to win now is McCrae.
I want Gina Marie out BEFORE the jury house. I don’t want her to have any more air time with her dumb-ass-babble. And I certainly don’t think she has any intellect to judge a winner. She is certifiably unstable and annoyingly dumb. I can’t stand her.
I meant to say Aaryn not Amanda.
Aaryn is such a rude pissy little racist. She drives me crazy with her denials,&”I’m not racist” rants. Aaryn made my blood boil last nigh.
Aaryn watches Candice on the HOH monitor and shits this out of her nasty mouth “Hey Aunt Jemima, make me some pancakes.” …I wish someone would make her swallow her damn teeth.
That’s not just rude and pissy, it’s stupid… How can someone be so delusional to ignore all feedback about the consequences when they are supposedly playing to win a game?
Also UF, I just want to thank you for all of your updates! I have such a different view of this than I would have had if I were only watching what has been available to DL, given I am not in in the US. Your humour and wit adds to the experience also
When they show Andy eating on BB After Dark he reminds me of a baby bird LOL!
i want Amanda out……imagine how that vote would rock the queens and kings who (think they) are in charge! I must say, i dont think i really like anyone there, though. maybe Howard
I agree, I don’t like any one except Howard. He has got to stop lying that is why he is on the block. I am so tired of GM and Aaryn (the racist) that I can barely watch the show.
Seriously….Helen is starting to annoy me. Each day my choice to win changes. Everyone is getting mad that Howard is playing his game. AND THEY’RE DOING THE SAME THING!
I know I’m behind but I just watched Helen lie to her alliance about Candice. She took everything Candice said out of context. I think she was just looking for an excuse to turn on Candice so she could follow the crowd. Now Candice is on the outs. Wow! Helen turned out to be a huge dissappointnent.
UF I live for your updates. Thanks TT for collaborating with UF. I can’t start my day without checking what is happening on BB15.
I want Amanda out. The hamsters don’t realize that Amanda and Mcrae are running the show. Helen is getting annoying but she is playing the game. The nex HOH needs to shake things up and start putting up the top alliance of Amanda,Mcrae,Helen. Then they need to target the floaters…Jessie,Andy, GinaMarie.
I agree about Helen. In this game she is a two-faced liar, but she is annoyingly good at this game. She has not been busted once for all her lies, backstabbing, and plotting. But first chance Andy has he is going to slam the backdoor on her ass so hard she won’t know what happened.
HAHA! That was great UF. I was wondering if Andy and Helen were double agents (especially Andy). Helen is all over the place, she makes me dizzy.
I lost count of the alliances and who is with whom.
Amanda is a “nasssy” female, time for her to go. This is the perfect time to get rid of her!
I had hope for Candice but she doesn’t know how to play this game at.all!
I don’t even know who I want to win now, maybe Judd because these dumb dumbs and their paranoia thinking he was MVP and have super powers (and telling lies about him).
This is the BESTEST recap EVER! Howard would be very welcome to “fuck the shit ” out of me when he gets out. Just don’t stick around or speak afterwards.
Bwaaa Ha haaa ha ha ha haaa. He’s so dumb
lol!
This is the second time they have played Hotel California since I have been here. This is a bad sign. And the predators are showing up. And it possible I will have a decent piggyback onto the net when I get home…. Pray for me.
You can check out anytime you like, but you can NEVER leave……..
It’s Honky Tonk Women now. There is graffiti in the bathroom but the food is good. Oh god. They are starting team trivia. I LOVE TRIVIA. I am think about playing and taking a cab home and watching BB later.
I will be my own team. Team Name Crazy Ass Cracker. OMG the guy just told me that I can stay and drink and take URIde home, they will drive me and take my car home for a donation!
DILEMMA!
i like trivia, too, u shud just send us all a quick message for help!!!! Go for it, just dont let that old fogy next to you try to take advantage……….i am only 5 hours away and annoyed enuf, it would be my pleasure to seek him out later! (PS when they start “YMCA or CELEBRATION TIME”, ya better hit the road!)
Awesome recap UT. I’m done with Helen. She’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. I’m torn between evicting that big dummy Howard or that big bitch Amanda
HOPEFULLY today Judd realizes that he is HIGH on Amanda’s target list, so that will compel him to vote out Amanda…. Someone please blab this to him…
Still disconnected on how calling someone shaniqua or aunt Jamima is racist. Aren’t all or most shiniquas black? Want aunt Jamima black? Isn’t Candace black? If you call Andy Opie, is that racist? Beause then calling Aaryn Barbie IS racist. Which I don’t believe.
They are morons if they don’t get rid of Howard. He is too powerful because he’s a scary black man that no one wants to cross.
Amanda is on adderall?? With those thighs??? Hate to see her without speed.
In this example I do understand your argument. I really do, because I have Aunt Jemima products in my pantry. Is it a perception that the parent company Quaker Oats are a racist too? I really haven’t thought about it too much until today.
In Aaryn’s case I feel the difference between truly racist vs ignorant is a racist person dislikes someone because of their race, while an ignorant person uses race to demean someone they dislike. The latter is Aaryn, an ignorant raging cunt who’s modus operandi is to demean someone by using their race/religion/sexuality…But she definitely is on the spectrum of racism/bigotry….Aaryn used the AJ reference which has a very negative historical connotation. Aunt Jemima refers to a black woman who is in servitude of white people.
well, UF, i can’t be sure about this, but i suspect that when aaryn made that comment, it was likely when candace had the red bandana tied on her head in a, yep, Aunt J style.
I demean people I dislike all the time. Isn’t your calling her a cunt demeaning her?
unless, TC, the “nigga/nigger” rule applies, whereby, if she is gay, then the “you are what you eat” rule applies LOL (sorry if i offended you UF-you rock!)
Further, I don’t find aunt Jamima to represent slavery at ALL. She is someone’s Aunt. Did you ever see the original version of Imitation of Life. Louise Beavers was Aunt Jamima to me. A good cook whose product got packaged.
I think, like me, Aaryn is just really good at being a complete and utter bitch. To the point where others try to claim foul. she’s just doing what you and you and you do. But she’s better at it.
Oh bullshit. You of all people should be pissed at her victim role. And the Candice is making everyone think I am a bad person shit. OWN YOUR EVIL is practically your life’s motto. And mine.
I did call her a cunt…I used it just for effect. Does that make me a misogynist? No I’m not….I’m just writing some mindless shit about a stupid show…
It is a very expressive word used to describe what a disgusting person she is….I could have used raging she-devil, raging witch, raging hemorrhoid, raging psycho, raging anything, and all of it had the same literal impact to me….and all I needed to do was basic googling to find out that Aunt Jemima is indeed rooted in slavery references…..
Stop making me google Aunt Jemima! I am trying to get caught up! lol http://www.auntjemima.com/aj_history/
BTW I am one beer away from giving you all my login info so you can post a Thursday night recap. 🙂
I so wish Amanda would get blindsided. These people SUCK. HELEN should blindside her.
ANDY FOR THE WIN!
I’m pretty sure they actually changed the aunt jemima picture on their products quite a few years back due to political correctness.
TC, as usual you hit the nail……..again, called “Double Standard”
Now I am craving bacon pancakes….Damn you Aaryn Gries for your ignorant racism which is fostering an intense pancake dialogue….Bacon Pancakes rule…..
docwall, too funny…no offense taken at all…
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You passed!
Passed out!
WP ate my post. I am at a bar trying to get caught up. I don’t get how Howie, Candice and Jessie can conspire to do anything if only Jessie has a vote.
Because Andy is a LIAR. Howard thinks Andy is on board to vote out Amanda if there are enough votes. (There aren’t) Howard & Candice ambitiously & foolishly thought they could get Andy, Jessie, Spencer, & Gina Marie to flip votes to Amanda with 4-4 tie breaker from Aaryn. But Aaryn is under control from Helen & Amanda….
FYI: SPOILER FEED UPDATE:
At 11 am BBT, BB told the HG they have 15 minutes to be ready to do something for the live show. It was a frantic trying to wake up certain HG (McCrae & Amanda), and all crowded the bathroom to get ready for this Expect the Unexpected moment. The feeds have been on trivia for 4 hours now.
Earlier in the week, Spencer said he was going to make an some outburst to get Amanda evicted. Maybe producers taped something earlier to prevent that?..Maybe eviction done earlier and a long endurance comp for HOH is happening? .Maybe it’s producer’s attempt to save Howard? Who knows but there is tons of speculation…. We’re gonna just have to wait it out and see.
Is it time for double eviction?
Thanks for the updates atleast I get to laugh while reading because all I do is get mad when watching BB15, again thanks!!!!!
Mizz Franklin, ok, everyone loves you, ok, just stick to the plan, ok, I love you, ok, no I hate you, ok, no really I am your FRIEND! OK? Ok don’t f**k this up now, just STAY AWAKE and KEEP RECAPPING BB15!!! 🙂 OK????
Spoiler alert:
Howard is gone — Spencer was the only vote to evict Candice.
Candice called Aaryn “redneck”. Therefore, she is officially racist. That combine with Howard using “retard”, there is o high ground to be had.
TC……….you have got it goin !!! call a spade a spade every time…..you guys, i am so pissed, Dish and CBS in a feud, i guess……..could you please enlighten me about HOH when it comes out? (go……um………ummmm………um………?????? elissa/jessie/judd/candace????……..shit i dont like any of them!!!)
Spoiler alert:
Ginamarie won HOH competition. And guess who was jumping up and down for joy? C’mon, guess!
Yup. Helen. OK????? :-0
She did? She won? Oh God help us all.
What’s the recipe for Guyana Punch?
Sorry I don’t know. But I know a yummy mix that consists of (mostly) Absolut and Guava and… did I already say Absolut?
gotta say, i really dont like any of them, but i am proud of GZ for winning that………and i feel like the rest of the hamsters are being so aloof to her and she doesn’t even see it!!! sad for her and a complete example of what sort of total narcisists they all are. She is on (OK kind of ignorant) cloud 9 and the rest of them are cold. Damn, i want to root for someone, so it’s either the biggest witch or the dumbest player…
Well, in GM, you would definitely be choosing the dumbest player! LOL
Amanda and Mccrae are sleeping in the HOH room tonight – or at least that’s what they were just discussing with GinaMarie…. come on give the girl her room. Amanda is just too much.
McCrae was being such the little twerp when GM was trying to make a deal with him during the HOH comp. He learned his lesson though – don’t stand between a girl and her hair dye.
George Zimmerman is hoh? It’s going to be a fun week.
GM’s roots are so black Aaryn wanted to put them on the block.
Giggle.
I officially truly cannot stand Helen or Amanda. Ick.
I can’t believe GM won. I don’t even want to watch anymore.:-(
I know that’s why I asked for the recipe of Guyana Punch. I need to know the proportion of cyanide to vodka….
Well, look at the bright side. Next Thursday is double-eviction. Had McCrea won (and it was down to Pizza Boy and GM), then McCrea would have been ineligible to play for HOH next week. So now GM will only get a week. What I’m not sure of is whether McCrea ever took the deal GM was offering (i.e., to keep him and Amanda safe). I don’t think he did so I don’t think she’s going to feel beholden to them to not nominate them. I think she’ll nominate Helen and Andy, and then America will have the MVP (and likely Amanda will go up yet again). She didn’t won’t put up Aaryn, but might be persuaded to put up Spencer in place of Andy. Should be a fun week!
*didn’t* should be *definitely won’t*
Okay, I take all that back. I forgot about Candice. (My apologies, but she became such a non-player for me that I simply forgot she exists and her “house meeting” made it easier for me to write her off as a contender.) Probably Candice as a definite nom. The other Andy or Spencer. America’s vote? Either Helen or Amanda.
i already voted amanda 8 and helen 2
Pura, i have no confidence in any of these people to have any balls….GZ will do what aaryn tells her, she is clueless………all the rest will follow helen and mcanda UNLESS someone puts up a new alliance with aaryn and GZ. Judd, or ??? Spencer is alone, so is Candice. bunch of little hamsters. Me, had i done what Gina did 2nite, my butt would be wine, cheese, CRACKERS (totally unPC, i guess) and some bubble bath and ben- gay (potentially another unPC word-giggle)…SCREW EM ALL…….MY BED, MY ROOM, MY SPACE, MY REWARD……”let the little vagrants come crawling”…..
but, oh yea, i’m not playing
WHYYY the hell does every HOH let Amanda and Mcrae sleep in there?! I’m with Docwall.. If it were me, I’d shut and lock the door asap! Amanda acts like it’s her room all the damn time. Annoying!!
Wasn’t that part if the deal they’re when the two of them were still in the challenge?
Yes. And that she would even be the security guard. So stupid.
The “engaged” couple. Someone on one of these threads said that they heard that it was already predetermined that Amanda is going to win. Don’t know if that’s true or not, but if so, I’m sure she has already told mccrae about it. If she does win, I am going to have to be done with BB.
I was watching BB After Dark and I literally fell asleep as GM was talking about her HOH room. She seemed like the only one in the room that was excited about it’s contents. You could have heard birds chirping because everyone else was just looking at her like she had 3 heads. When she read her letter, you could tell that her friend was subtly trying to let her know that she was coming off too emotional and that she needed to stay true to the person she was before going into the house. Of course it went over her head. She has no clue what america thinks of her. She thinks she’s the greatest thing that hit BB. I’m still not sure who I want to win, and I do agree, Candice is too emotional for this game. All her decisions are based on her feelings, and I understand why she is the way that she is, HOWEVER, the BB house is not the place for that.
Spoiler alert:
GM nominated Candice and Jessie for eviction….
Due to CBS blackouts across the country in some major areas (as a result of some damn contract dispute), it is questionable whether BB’s Sunday show will air.
Did CBS say that it may not air it?
Sorry the show will air but if you’re in a blackout area, you won’t be able to view it. Did not mean to mislead!!
I think the blackout only affects some Time Warner Cable customers.
My Big Brother Blog Spoiler Live Feed Update should be posted up here soon if TT can get a wi-fi connection. It is a juicy good one with all the Amanda drama…Stay tuned….
Can’t wait UF!
I think TT is still having internet issues otherwise it should already be up. Let’s hope she finds some free wi-fi soon.
With that teaser you have us UF, I am jonsing over here.
Sorry for the delay guys. I have a plan Q for Internets but it won’t happen until next week.