Dear UF, Please tell us what is going on in the house. With my unfortunate Internet Outage, I have had plenty of time to erect an alter where I pray HOURLY for the eviction of Amanda. Please tell me this will happen. That bitch is in HOH no matter who is there. When Judd was in 24hr solitare she and the pizza boy jazzed all in his bed. She is IN THE HOH bed wearing the robe EVERY WEEK. She must be put up every week for as long as we are MVP. WHY must Helen try to get rid of my eye candy especially since she thinks he put AMANDA up?
Tell us everything Urethra…. I need to know if I need to sacrifice a small animal to get the bitch out.
WARNING BIG BROTHER LIVE FEED SPOILERS:
Candice got set up by Spencer to start the Project Evict Amanda campaign, which blew up in Candice’s face because she got heated with Jessie & Helen over it. At first Helen said NO WAY. Candice yelled at Helen “why are you aligned with Aaryn(whose nominations were controlled by Helen & Amanda) when you should be aligned with me?” Helen stormed out of the room and to the backyard and SMOKED a cigarette because she was all worked up. Then Helen proceeded to tell the story one at a time to every body, and her story got more embellished with each retelling. “She threatened me. She bullied me. She scared me.” Helen is crazy!!!
Candice and Howard have been arguing like a long time married couple. It is awful the tension they have. She is very sensitive these days. The stress of being a have not, Howards nomination, her losing POV and being replacement nominee, the Aaryn drama is all getting to Candice. Candice does not want herself or Howard to get evicted under Aaryn’s HOH.
For a while the house plan was to evict Howard. Then after Candice got heated with Helen& Jessie (which sneaky Spencer set her up for) the house shifted to evict Candice for being an emotional wreck. Spencer set her up to save Howard. Once Candice realized she got set up and told Howard, Howard decided that he did not want to be in the house without Candice. So he told people to EVICT HIM. He fell on the sword for Candice because he cares about her….. Now there is a push to blindside Amanda. She has been acting paranoid crazy for the past 2 days, and she should. There are so many deals and alliances I CAN NOT KEEP TRACK AND I DO NOT KNOW WHICH ONES ARE GENUINE. But Helen, Andy, Spencer, Howard, Gina Marie have all been open to the idea, because they do not foresee anyone nominating Amanda again anytime soon. In total there 8 votes for eviction, and it could be a 5-3, or 4-4, or 4-2-2. If it is a tie, then Aaryn would be the tie breaker. Aaryn and Gina Marie are close, and Gina Marie is ragging about Amanda being the queen bee cunt. She does NOT want to see the fake Big Brother wedding with Amanda/McCrae (she is jealous). She blames Amanda/McCrae for involvement in Nick’s eviction. GM sees the benefit of splitting up the couple the way she and Nick got split up(OH GOD DELUSIONAL). Spencer & GM talked and Spencer said McCrae fell in love with the biggest whore from Florida and they need to be broken up….Plus if Amanda makes it to jury her vote will go to McCrae if he is in final 2, so they want to get her out now.
Jessie will do whatever Helen tells her, so if Helen is on board she can control Jessie. All in all at least 4-5 people are open, but they all need to be on board at the same time. ANDY & HELEN are exhausting the shit out of me.
Amanda, Helen, & Aaryn WRONGLY concluded that Judd has been the MVP for the last 2 weeks. They think he is playing dumb hill billy farmer, but they think he is really smart underneath the mumbling…They are now wanting to target Judd ASAP.
Elissa & Aaryn are chummier but only for game play. Aaryn is actually very likeable these days but she still says stupid shit. She told GM & Amanda that the more she knows Judd, the more she wants to fuck him. LOL…. In the HOH bathroom there is a fish tank with black & white fish. Last night one of the black fish died and was getting eaten by the white fish. Aaryn jokes that it’s because she is racist. Aaryn is very NERVOUS about being HOH and nominating Howard & Candice. She worries that it looks bad that she nominated 2 black people considering all the the FALSE racist accusations against her. She thinks this will only perpetuate more racist drama against her, but she had no choice. She made a deal to be the puppet of Amanda & Helen for nominations. Candice was the only choice for replacement. It was just coincidence that she happens to be black….Aaryn also thinks at the end of the game she will be voted FAVORITE PLAYER by America because she endured being labeled a racist, and we are supposed to love her for being strong. She said she DOES NOT REGRET one thing she has said or done in the house. Aaryn said if her game play choices make her look racist she is FINE with that as long she she wins, because her friends and family know the real her.
Andy is confusing the fuck out of me…He always talks about Helen behind her back, but he is so PRO-HELEN to her face. Helen is two faced also to everybody. I never know where anyone really stands.
Judd has been really good with his game play but I can’t make sense of it, but everyone on the forum feeds says he is great, but now Amanda, Helen, & Aaryn are giving him the side eye.
Overall this house is full of liars, two faced people,backs stabbers, paranoid & delusional people, and one village idiot, Gina Marie.
Urethra Franklin! You are da bomb! I really want to thank you for taking time out of your life that I have not been willing or able to take out of mine to bring us all of these AMAZING recaps. Holy Moly! And I mean that for every post you made on this thread. I didn’t read it all until now because I wanted to watch the episode first. This is so nuts that I may actually have to go purchase the live feeds. I can’t remember if I am allowed to do the free days of I have already purchased in previous years, but if so, I am definitely doing it tomorrow if I know I will have a couple of hours to watch it. This has to be the most bipolar season ever of bb, especially all of the alliance cap. What a mess! Thank you again, and I am really looking forward to any more updates that you may give us peasants. Also thanks to others for their comments as well… Some very funny stuff.
Thank you Lori.
The feeds are a double edge sword. Sometimes I can’t tear myself away, and sometimes I want to tear my ears off my head listening to wash, rinse, repeat of crazytown.
I know. I did it for a few years and then last season was the first time I didn’t because of exactly what you just said. The same reason I haven’t done it yet this season.
Oh and Helen is plotting this: She wants to become best friends with Aaryn & Gina Marie so that she can make Jessie jealous so that Jessie will target Aaryn. I know it’s crazy psycho stuff….. Helen, though I enjoy her, is just WICKED at this game. All her shit could be exposed easily if one person slips up and tells something. Helen has told so many lies, it’s easy to get busted, but she talks and lies her way out of everything…Andy revealed that he leaves something of his in each room so that he can have a reason to walk in to to random places so he can WALK IN on random conversations and seems to be everywhere all the time. It is hilarious…
Ok things are clearer to me.. As of now I don’t think Helen or Andy are going to flip their vote to Amanda. Since Amanda is fucking up her game and is on the warpath towards Judd because she wrongly thinks he is MVP, Judd could flip his vote to Amanda by Thursday, and Jessie would follow the suit. So the possible votes for Amanda are Spencer, Gina Marie, Jessie, Judd….Elissa is still a wild card.
Amanda in all her nervous chatter just outed The Goof Troop Alliance to Aaryn as her only TRUE Alliance(Amanda, McCrae, Andy, & Judd) When Judd and other HG find this out, and they will, I expect this to bite Amanda in the ass. HAHA I can’t wait. Anyway Amanda also told Aaryn that she can be Judd’s replacement in their Goof Troop Alliance . This is all because she convinced herself that Judd is shady and he is the MVP… That’s convenient for Amanda to include Aaryn in The Goof Troop because Aaryn would be tie breaking vote on Thursday if necessary. Still no read on what Aaryn will do if that happens. Gina Marie & Aaryn HATE Candice. But the better game move would be to vote out Amanda… Helen told Gina Marie that she would tell her how to vote on Thursday.
Voters and their likely vote to evict:
Helen- Howard (might flip to Amanda)
Andy- Howard
McCrae – Howard
Elissa- Howard
Judd- Amanda??? Anything can happen
Jessie- Amanda??? Anything can happen
Gina Marie- anything can happen (she does not like Amanda)
Spencer (Amanda )
None of this is solid because these people are lying every minute in this game and everyone changes their game on a dime…But this is the best that I can ascertain at this late hour.
TT What the hell is wrong with your internet anyway? Did your neighbor stop paying their internet bill and you no longer can piggyback off their wifi? LOL
Aaryn just said to Elissa that should would NOT vote for Amanda in a tie breaker. She said if she did that , this whole plan to evict Howard would have been a wasted week. Elissa seems committed to voting out Howard.
The outcome is still changing hourly. Anything can happen in a span of 3 days.
Oh my good Gawd, not only were these updates amazeballs.. Yes WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH UR INTERNET, TT? LIKE FOOOOO REALZZ? OK seriously… UF… please get to the bottom… ummm… of this as we need her back STAT!
Wait, what? what bottom? I’m confused… (Hehe, see what I did there, cuz my name is Seriously and you said Seriously…) lol
Anyway, I can’t be bothered actually watching this show, but I live for your recaps and updates Mizz Franklin.
As for TT, if she didn’t spend all her donation money on crack and Koolaid (which I know she does since she lives in the ghetto, and I saw that’s how ghetto people do in a documentary), she could afford internet. Someone get her one of those Netzero or AOL cds to help her out with her connection.
Haha seriously! That was the greatest reply EVER!
Love the recaps!! Thanks UF!!
My Internet is jacked because Charter is the monopoly and I will not do business with them. (And they may not do business with me either,…) I am piggy backing a very weak connection for now.
I actually tried the aol dial up thing. grrrr.
Meanwhile, I HATE AMANDA! Why do they think HOWARD is a bigger threat ? He can’t win anything even when it is a life or death veto comp! he has spencer and candicethat’s it. AMANDA has all the fucking numbers. GET HER OUT!
And thanks so much UF! XOXO times eleventy billion
WARNING BIG BROTHER LIVE FEED SPOILERS
A juicy argument happened between Amanda & Spencer. He is NOT having her bullshit, and she is NOT having his either…. They were talking way to fast, it was heated, and there was A LOT of cussing. So I kinda just break down the good parts.
It started after Judd said something to Amanda about his reason for not telling Gina Marie something in case the script gets flipped….Amanda freaked out because flipping the script means flipping the votes to evict Amanda. She confronted Spencer right away.
Here is parts of the juicy exchange between Amanda & Spencer:
Amanda -Is the alliance deal we made weeks ago bull shit?
Spencer- NO
Amanda- The proof is in the pudding. I know what your doing and it’s just going make YOU more of a target.
Spencer- I was already a target. I was on the block this week because of YOU. (true). So that is some fine pudding.
Amanda- I had nothing to do with you being on the block
Spencer- I don’t believe you for one second.
Amanda- That’s ok, it’s just a game…You were never the target this week.
Spencer- Well, that may be the case. But Howard is my allie. I was told I was going to be going home by you and McCrae if I didn’t win veto, even with a third nominee being put up. Which shows a lot of your loyalty when you wouldn’t even consider voting out Candice over me.
Amanda- You’re more of a threat than Candice is
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Spencer- Not if we are supposed to be in some fearsome foursome.
Amanda- There was never a fearsome foursome.
Then they start to talk about the Moving Company Alliance and Amanda tells him that he was part of an alliance to get her out early in the game. Spencer denies it and says he told McCrae he wouldn’t try to get Amanda out.
Amanda- I know you told Candice to campaign against me (true).
Spencer- I don’t really give a shit, Amanda.
Amanda- You should.
Spencer- Well, I don’t. So you try to like threaten people and try to act like you’re this fuckingbadass and you could very well get me out of this house quickly, and that’s fine. But I’m NOT some FUCKING PUNK ASS BITCH that’s going to KISS YOUR ASS with the promise of I’ll make it to jury if I’ll only fucking kiss your ass. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK what you say to me. It doesn’t bother me…
Spencer- I know that you’re the reason I was on the block this week.
Amanda- I don’t have that much power but I appreciate….
Spencer- SHUT UP AMANDA !
Amanda- DON’T TELL ME TO SHUT UP!
They continue to talk LOUDLY over each other. Spencer telling her that he knows Howard is on the block because of Helen and Amanda while Amanda is telling him she can say what she wants and that he’s (Spencer) is a bully.
Amanda- YOU ARE A BULLY SPENCER!!!
Spencer- You are the bully threatening somebody each week.
Amanda-You are my number one target now…
Spencer- Good. Target me. I am still NOT GOING TO KISS YOUR ASS.
Amanda- I’m not asking you to.
She tells him he is her number one target after this and Spencer says “Good TARGET ME, you already have… He tells her that he is not going to kiss her ass. Spencer tells her that it is such a chicken shit move the way she came at him.
Amanda- You are a bully. You just told me to shut up.
Spencer- I did tell you to shut up. You need to listen.
Amanda- That’s good. I’m glad you think you need to talk to people like that.
People I still HAVE NO IDEA who is likely to get evicted on Thursday.
Some people have the mindset that Howard as a special power. (HE DOESN’T)….Judd has the mindset that Spencer has a special power or coup de tat (HE DOESN’T)….. Everything would be so different if HG did not believe for some reason that there is a special power. I really think the DIARY ROOM is planting this seed in their heada to AMP UP THE DRAMA in the BB house…. It seems to be working and it is confusing as hell for me as for the HG.
Some people think Howard is MVP. Some people think Judd is MVP. There is no level playing field of solid information in the house and everyone can not get on board on the same page on who to evict. Everyone has a different target, agenda, & alliance…. Alliances are haphazardly created when someone even just sneezes. The SNEEZY ALLIANCE!!!
Amanda is acting like a feral cat stuck in a box. She IS going CRAZY. The last couple of days Amanda has been serving some crazy eyes and she is NOT going out without a fight. Watching the paranoia manifest is so wicked delicious to watch.
Also Spencer has said that he is gonna make some unexpected plea to Aaryn and the HG on live TV Thursday night to vote out Amanda. He is ready to try to flip the fucking house upside down. He is willing to get down and dirty….
OH GOD PLEASE LET ME SEE THIS HAPPEN ON LIVE TV….PLEASE….
I am praying to the Internet gods to for a connection good enough to get even five minutes of live feeds.
This is awesome news.
UF – Thank you so much for continuing the updates! Much, much appreciated.
Tamara, There is too much going on in this BB house that needs your attention and expert analysis!
And, someone please explain why Amanda has had such a hard-on against Howard and why was she so hateful when she talks about him. I simply don’t understand her motivation. If she is lying to the others about Howard saying to her today “He’s gonna f*ck the sh*t out of her because she’s so f*cking hot,” and playing racial stereotypes, as she’s done to others in the house, well, that is just sideways. Speechless.
I still think Amanda has plenty of time to seal her own fate by Thursday.
If Howard did say this to Amanda:
1) It’s possible he is acting a dumb ass fool so that he will be certain to get evicted. He already told the house to evict him over Candice.
2) It’s possible he is trying to set up Amanda for a he said/she said battle i so that Amanda can act psycho and make herself a bigger target for eviction.
3) It’s possible that Amanda is LYING to make Howard look bad and keep negative attention on him for eviction.
So weird. Is Amanda telling everyone?
These people know: Andy, Judd, Aaryn, Helen, McCrae, Elissa… I have not read anything to support that Candice has been told of this “conversation”.
Amanda has been suspiciously absent from the live feeds since it happened. She did go to the Diary Room at some point to talk to production.
UF, agree with your potential scenarios. It’s just hard to believe Amanda completely, especially since she has thrown out the idea of starting fake fights several times, coupled with the fact that she’s been off her rocker in a ramen-fueled craze the past couple of days.
SPOILERS BIG BROTHER LIVE FEED
My favorite drama in the house thus far. YAY.
CANDICE called a house meeting outside in the backyard. She put SPENCER on blast and read his ass to FILTH in front of everybody….
Candice- I was woken up this morning with everyone bombarding me telling me that you Spencer want me out and Howie to stay… and last night … you come to me telling me that you want Amanda out …
Candice- Keep my GOD DAMN name out of YOUR GOD DAMN mouth!
Spencer- that’s a very Christian way to talk …
Candice- Everyone knows the true Spencer, so I wish the real Spencer would please stand up
Spencer- I am not campaigning against you (LIE).
Candice- Spencer you pulled me aside and said you wish she (Amanda) would choke on her own spit….If your HOH next week, go ahead put me up.(She is screaming and hand waving/clapping. She is neck popping too. LOL)
Candice- If HOH is endurance you better hang onto that GOD DAMN thing forever. (implying he is going home if he does not win HOH) She says meeting over and leaves.
Spencer is dead calm wearing his dark sunglasses and motionless while Candice tore him a new asshole…..She exposed his lies, and soon after he argued about it to Amanda and denied those lies. BUSTED….Spencer is now taking a nap to sleep off the verbal ass whooping he just got from Candice. ROFLMAO
I missed it all. I got about 15 seconds of GM eating and nearly threw up.
Candice has figured out quite a bit of “stuff” on her own and this has caused beau coup paranoia as the HGs think someone is telling her sh__ but she is really just figuring it out. Too bad she has no respect from others as she is bright. Amanda just cannot stop from shooting herself in the foot – I blame Adderall. Why would she need to be on it in the House?
I would think if you have a medical reason for adderall, why wouldn’t you need it in the bb house? How does everyone know she is on adderall? Did she say that?
She talks about it all the time…..On the day of the POV competition she bragged that she doubled her dosage…..
I wonder if the adderall makes her worse or better. I can’t imagine her being any worse than she is, and I haven’t even seen her on the live feeds, but between the show and your recaps… yikes if she is!
Plus I have just heard that Helen has put it out there to back door Judd soon as he has them sketched out. Paranoia. Who would have thought that Aaryn would still be in this after all her lovely behavior?
Aaryn has been so lucky thus far. She used to be target #1, but now she is way down the list unless Candice wins HOH…And Judd’s place on the target list has moved UP as result of the paranoid hallucinations. It’s wicked to watch…