Time for the Real Housewives of Orange County! Personally, after just watching two people cry for an entire hour on The Bachelorette, probably need and extry anti-depressant. But don’t talk about that, the unfortunate west coasters have not seen it yet.
Slade is bad mouthing Vicki on his radio show. Lydia doesn’t like his comments about women. Vicki is still going to invite him to her Winter Wonderland Party because she is a glutton for punishment.
Gretchen is proof that anyone can be autotuned to sound decent. I just don’t see why Gretchen would want to marry Slade. For one, she is panning for gold in a used up creek. But let’s say the old dead guy left her set for life and this time she wants to marry for love sex, dude has slept with half the women in orange county. What is the draw for her to make Slade her sugarbaby? He has a history of really bad financial decisions and a very sick child. Why not find a straight version of someone like Eddie if you want eye candy. I think she is pretty enough to do so much better than yucky Slade. And she is proposing to HIM? And she is going to have to buy her own ring!!! (Unless Bravo gets her a sponsor.) I just feel like I am missing the point. Is he that good in bed? I thought that Gretchen’s mother had some sense and was trying to talk her out of it before, now she is all in?
Why didn’t the pink haired DJ girl tell him to shave? That beard is hideous. Why do housewives like those crappy little pavé diamonds? I find them so tacky. Also, while canary yellow diamonds are lovely, I think they should be for a cocktail ring, not an engagement ring. They are too trendy for until death do us part. Also, can Gretchen have babies? How old is she? 40? 50? Whatever. It seems weird. Calling your future brother-in-law swamp thing, on national TV is a great way to ingratiate yourself into the family.
Vicki wants her Winter Wonderland Party to be more….. wait for it….. Mediterranean? OMG Jim is on! I thought he was refusing to film ever again! Vicki is giving a very interesting interpretation of her conversations with Brooks.
And my RHOOC always seems to end in a weird places. It looks like the fireworks with Gretchen are for next week. And that Ryan decides he is the bouncer of the Winter Wonderland Party.