For reasons unknown, Ashlee does the opening spiel. It’s all about how Jelly is crucifying her and is a bad person. Ashlee, Jelly is the only decent person on the show. Well, I like Chanel too but she is a distant second to our Jelly. And It’s your fucking annoying retard voice that had us all thinking her name is Jelly, bitch. And now she probably hates us all for keeping the name. Oh how to I despise you, let me count the ways…
Amanda and her sister(?) somehow end up at an engagement ring store. Amanda, who doesn’t pick up on any social cues, is completely oblivious to the fact that her gay fiancé is going to give her his grandmother’s engagement ring. Why would a dude show up at dinner with his parents and his girlfriend and just so happen to have his family heirloom engagement ring there for her to try on. Plus, does dude even have a job?
Ashlee confronts Erica about telling Jelly that Ashlee did not want anyone to be friends with Jelly. I don’t want Erica and Ashlee to be friends with Jelly either. She is too good for both of them. Ashlee points out that she is Erica’s true friend and the only one who has her back.
Amanda and Jeff are having dinner with both parents. Jeff puts on a display of heterosexuality that blind children could see. Amanda’s mother is so not down with an engagement, which I really expected to happen at dinner, and Jeff parents are equally desperate to unload him on any female that is sufficiently clueless.
Casey and her friend, Leila are out in the city talking about the other girls. Casey talks about the Long Island issue of getting married to a stereotypical Jewish boy. She likes artists with tattoos and is a lot edgier than the other girls. Casey in not feeling the whole vineyard/dinner at the yacht club trip Erica planned.
It’s time for the trip. I guess Jelly drowning Ashlee is not an option, but a girl can dream. Ashlee is afraid of heights. She had to walk up a whole flight of STAIRS! OMG! The DANGER!
While they are enjoying tons of wine and some cheese and whore derves out in the vineyard, (Yes James, I know that is not how you spell it) Erica’s numerous STDS become an issue. She should probably figure out why it hurts when she pees without bringing it up over a meal on national television. In order to deflect from her herpes outbreak or whatever is going on with her, she throws the attention on the baby elephant in the vineyard, Ashlee. I would like shoot Ashlee with and elephant guy. She is sofa king hideous! Ashlee says that Jelly’s mom was right about her! What does that mean. Ashlee calls her mommy sobbing. Her mom says everyone is jealous of her. THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY. Anytime anyone acts like an ass and gets called on it, the go to reaction these days is that someone is jealous of them. DELUSIONAL PARTY OF THREE, your table is ready Ashlee with your Mommy and Daddy. I feel like one of those neurotic Tre-Huggers. DON’T FUCK WITH OUR JELLY YOU LITTLE DELUSIONAL TROLL DOLL. If this show has a season two, and I HIGHLY doubt it will, they need to get rid of Ashlee, Erica, Amanda and Jeff.
Oh lord, Ashlee wants Daddy to send a plane instead of a car service. Why is Chanel on Ashlee’s side??? Now Chanel is making Casey want to beat down OUR JELLY? OH HAIL (James I realize that is spelled wrong) NOE (that too!) Next week Ashlee is in the hospital. Mental? Did she get hit by a car wondering drunk down the road? We shall see on the finale of this shit fest.
The can’t ditch Ashlee. She and her father, Papa John Phillips, and her pointy chin and her faux class are eversomuch fun to laugh at. I’ve seen 12 year olds with more maturity. God, the makeup streaked face and the blubbering on the phone? Priceless!
Casey is a moron. I did think her friend had on the only blue eyeshadow that I’ve ever liked. Chanel is uber annoying too.
That vineyard really needs to to set up a portapotty if they are going o hold evens in the vines.
SO grateful I didn’t watch this program! Seriously, I tried to watch the 1st episode and had to shut it down within 10 minutes. How in the world did BRAVO think this would be a hit?? Or is it a tribute to Bravo Andy’s dislike of women, so show them in the worst light possible? Just an IMHO.
Just wondering to myself… Thank sweet Jesus the grass at the vineyard can’t catch what grows between Erica’s legs… Note to self: NEVER BUY OR CONSUME THAT WINE… what bad PR for that company!
ROFLMAO!
total train wreck but i’m really into this show. amanda and j
I bought a Christian Dior light blue eyeshadow That I adore… now if only I could get back to like, bathing and being girly and leaving the house and shit.
i love jelly! ashlee, when she calls home and does the “help…me” please for the love of god grow up. erica is a mess and channel really should have seen what ashlee was pulling and just shut it down. ashlee has brought all the division on herself and really needs to jump off. poor jelly. thats all i got, loves for jelly
ROFLMAO!
total train wreck but i’m really into this show. amanda and jeff remind me of a horror movie where you’re practically screaming at the clueless teenager, trying to warn her of the monster around the corner. i’m starting to enjoy doing it, even tho it’s a total waste of time. seeing jeff’s parents made me feel better about jeff. he looks like both of them. maybe that means he won’t be as ookie when he gets old.
hate ashley the troll. typical how she’s painting joey as manipulative when she’s the one working every girl there trying to get them to turn on each other and then waddling away crying to her mommy.
at this point, i wouldn’t change a thing about this show. it is insane. hope the finale isn’t a letdown.
the finale is going to be all about Jeff giving Amanda his grandma’s engagement ring and her pretending that is just swell.
maybe it’ll be a short plot point. a girl can dream, right?
yeah, i know, dream on, chris…
so ashlee will be in the hospital for bunions or something? forgot that is supposedly in the finale…
I’m really excited to see those two get engaged. Yes, Jeff is gay but so what? He is going to give her love, affection and financial security for the rest of her life. You can’t even get that from a straight man these days! LOL!
These crazies are crazy fighting with each other on twitter.
so perhaps you could give us the goddamn summary?
Hey TT here are some of the tweets. Remember to imagine a screeching whiny voice to get the full Princess effect.
28 Jul. @EricaGimbel don’t you dare ever talk about #ilenehal ever again. Are those the same short F**cks that U called at 7am for help???
Erica Robyn Gimbel @EricaGimbel 23h
@mrs_lovelife @Amberbryn @AshleeWhite23 how dare you use me for a friendship only to find out info about a guy you dropped me and I’m sorry
Ashlee White @AshleeWhite23 28 Jul
It’s okay for you to talk about my parents daily, but one mom mention and all hell breaks lose. #hypocrite
Erica Robyn Gimbel @EricaGimbel 28 Jul
@AshleeWhite23 don’t call my boyfriend then about his friend you dated for like 3 days I’m sorry but grow up
Erica Robyn Gimbel @EricaGimbel 28 Jul
@AshleeWhite23 you are a USER
Thank you for this so I did not have to waste 42 minutes of my life on that dribble.
This episode was so bad that I had to Google it to get other people’s thoughts. Joey’s mom doesn’t seem to be in the picture, she lives with her dad. I’m guessing that Ashlee meant, “Your mom was right to leave.” It gives me chills just typing it outloud here. It was an awful thing to say but on one level I’m glad she did because now others can see what she’s capable of. The problem is, Chanel is blindly standing by her. Ashlee has no coping skills!! That crying breakdown was hard to watch because nothing happened.
I swear the girl introduced as Amanda’s sister is the same girl that plays chanels sister.
LOL so true, they look like the same person.
So Ashlee is afraid of heights – no wonder!!!! Anything over 3 ft. high is a height to her. She’s not afraid to bound up & down the steps at Casa de MawNPaw! She also didn’t have her 6ft. pole with a neon orange flag on it when she got hit by the car. That flag to her is like a seat belt to all others. I really hope they don’t have a second season of this crap (just like NYC Prep gaaawd remember that nightmare)????
It just clicked who Ashlee reminds me of – the original Penguin from Batman (the 60’s version)!!! LOL – all she needs is a cigarette holder that’s 8 inches long!
LOL, YES!!! OMG, that is so spot on!
burgess meredith? LOL
i started out really disliking Ashlee, but I’ve grown to love her. She’s hilarious and is true to herself, even though it would probably benefit her not to be.
Joey is full of herself but tries to act like she’s not. Living at her parents house at her age is not something to pat herself on the back for. Kiss a mint is a dumb idea that’s been done 1,000 different way already. She is delusional to think she is going to make a living off of that. I am now preparing to eat my words when I find out she’s on Forbes richest women in America’s list next year.
They ALL live at their parents house besides Casey. Including 30 (now 31 I believe) year old Ashlee.
I realize that, but Joey acts like she’s somehow better and more hard working than her kept friends.
Jelly reminds me of a young enterprising Bethenney
EEEEEK! Just when I thought all those years of therapy had rid my mind of that heinous excuse for a woman (Bethenney) she creeps back into a conversation. I thanked God the day she said sayonara (or vice verse). Though, I have mixed emotions of Jelly I would never insult her in such a fashion. Jeeeesh! Double dose the Ambien tonight… I would hate to awaken to cold sweats picturing Bethenney’s oddly shaped jawbone and narcissistic view of herself … Bleckkk… excuse me, for I have to go vomit now! :/
lololol so sorry!!!
Thanks, Skeeter! I have truly been unable to shake the thought of Joey (Jelly) since reading your comment comparing her to Bethenney *dry heave* . My gut instinct tells me this Kissamint (sp?) will more likely than not tank. I do admire her ambition though, but I digress. My hypothesis is her father should make her move out and learn how to make it on her own, even it that means decorating her closet (apartment) ceiling with paper towel filled holes. I am sure with a little imagination she can make it chic. Or learn to make it like the rest of regular Joes/Josies! Suck it up Joey… life isn’t all champagne,caviar, designer bags and shoes! 😉 Get over yourself or settle for that man that will get you everything you want even if it means a loveless marriage. Just an opinion… and now the wolves may attack! :/
The loveless marriage thing can really become a career if you work it right. Not recommended but it can be done.
lolol I’m not a wolf and I don’t attack people for their opinion!
Isabella,
True that! I do believe you could live in a loveless marriage… not ideal but works all the time. However, for example, I hope there is some love when it comes to that demonic Jeff/Amanda combination… No amount of money (nor medication) could get me through that nasal, mouth breathing, imbecile Jeff crawling all over me touching my Aunt Pitty Pat whining dirty words while he had his way with me….. Bleckkkk!
LOL, if he truly is gay he might climb on her once or twice and then simply “have a headache” for the next 30+ years. It’s amazing what a gold AM EX, vibrator and pool boy will cure though.
God Bless those pool boys!!! Nice one Isabella! 🙂
Hey, that is my life, lol, I was just saying her’s might look a little like mine! I got a few more other than just the pool boy though. She’s a smart girl, she will catch on.
Write a book Isabella…. I need some pointers LM~effin~AO 🙂
Step one, look like Isabella…. the rest will all fall into place.
LOL, WORD. That is too funny.
I get it, Skeeter. I never pegged you for one of the handful of judgmental individuals we all run into occasionally. You’re good people as far as I am concerned. I don’t waste my time replying to those condescending ass hats who show nothing but negativity here. Truth be told, I only ignore one and everyone else has my respect concerning their perspectives for we are all entitled to our own point of view and can learn from others. 🙂
hi, ashlee’s dad!
Was that for me? I’m not Ashlee’s dad LMAO! Last time I checked I was a middle aged female LOL! It’s scarey how some people are just too into this show – to the point of accusing someone of being one of their parents LMAO! Too funny!
LMAO! Finally someone who thinks Kissamint is as dumb as I do!! LOL!
LOL I love the recaps here, I am totally hooked on Whodunnit on ABC right now so I come here to get the weekly recap of this total trainwreck of a show! These girls are really pathetic..they live home and whine and cry..I am thinking bitch I wish I lived home, didnt have to work and had daddys credit card to support my ass *rolls eyes* (I havent been able to post…forgot my damn password..but found it!) Now…I watched Jersey but I am off to read that recap!
Ashlee may be a brat, but she has the cards stacked against her. I am four foot nine and receive hate from strangers every day about my height; that’s got to effect your attitude and make you internalize the self-hatred until you begin striking out at others (like Joey) who does not suffer from your height affliction–not that this is an excuse, just a bit of insight. While none of us can control our height, we can control how we treat other people. But maybe, just maybe, all the nastiness directed at her height has turned her into a nasty person. Just my two cents from a person who has been there re: height hatred (even though I am neither Jewish nor a princess).
i think she is just a nasty spoiled rotten little character. is she an only child? she reminds me of my spoiled rotten baby brother who used to scream “Mom, Chris hit me!” when i was on the other side of the house from him. i think he was around 6 then, tho.
I find it hard to believe that people “hate” on you for being extremely short. Just like I don’t believe that Ashlee’s issues come from her insecurity about her height. That seems like an excuse to not take any accountability for people not liking someone as a person. Blaming them for “hating on” short people. That’s a lame cop out.
short people got no reason to liveeeee
they got little hands and little eyes…
Go around telling great big lies….
Don’t want no short people round here…
Oh. and they are funny looking.
Thank goodness I’m a tall people….. 🙂
Talls versus Smalls 4EVAH!
I think TC is short. Nuff said. 😉
I’m short, and have never had any hate or negativity aimed at me because of it. People don’t like Ashlee because she is annoying and unattractive. Simple.
I posted in an earlier recap that it was driving me crazy trying to figure out who Jeff reminded me of, and I had finally figured out it was Rick Hoffman. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0389069/ Well, after a little investigating, today I discovered it was with good reason that Jeff would remind me of Rick. They’re brothers! It really surprises me that it hasn’t been mentioned on the show. This group seems like the type that would take any opportunity to name drop, even if it isn’t exactly a household name they are dropping.
Ashlee makes me sick. She is so immature and a big baby!!!! She was upset with Erica for lying about the text, so why walk up to Jelly and say something below the belt to her?!! That was so unnecessary!
yep and rick hoffman acts gay, too. gay-or-straight.com has him pegged as straight, tho not sure how reliable that site is.
This is wild! I don’t watch Suits but see tiny bits there — his voice! Is so deep and gravelly, but looks like he worked to get the Long Island jap accent out
I think this is a cool connection- thanks for this –
Jeff’s still gay. Lol
TT- please hurry and post your recap of tonight’s show. For the love of God…I really want to read what you have to say about Ashlee tonight. I’m dying to hear what you thought of her behavior.
lol thinking the same thing re wanting TT’s take on it.
they should have all chucked ashlee into the water. and…um…if she truly had all that wrong with her her recovery should have taken years. happened to me.
I love that she said she went to the hospital, was forced to hitch hike (after refusing to answer her phone) due to her anxiety emergency & the hospital “had” to give her a Benadryl — which of course is for allergies & any idiot can get it over the counter. WTF.
Shit, when the casting call for this typical narcissist-fest went out (probably from Moron Ofir), all the vapid bimbos with fantasies of celebrity-hood pulled out all the undignified, skanky stops to get their spot. All of them are interchangeably rotten.
Update: To Allow Fellow TT Followers
Hey everyone!
I have been in contact with TT. She is not feeling well and asked me to convey a message to all her loyal followers. Due to her illness coupled with internet issues she is a bit overwhelmed at the moment. She has not forgotten about any of you. I fear the stress of not being able to do what she does best, writing and interacting with you all has not been advantageous in her recovery. Please be patient, knowing she will return as soon as possible to dish the tea, internet willing. On a personal note, our hearts are with you TT and we anxiously await your return, which I am sure will be in next to no time. 🙂
Everything Ashlee is accusing Joey of, Is everything Ashlee is doing… Poor Joey is really being attacked by Ashlee… Ashlee appears to really think everything is about her & Ruined all those Girls trip. Im like seriously Ashlee, how can you not see your wrong???? Poor Channel, such a good girl caught up in this… Miss Channel, you should have left Ashlee’s Grown 30 year old behind on the side of the street n went on your Boat Trip… Ashlee is Grown & Started a Fight n Got mad when she got it handed to her, because i think Joey would have Mopped the Floor with Ashlee if she walked up on Joey…. Ashlee if you can’t Fight , Don’t Start a Fight Sweet Heart, because you Look Stupid & whats worse, you wrong Ashlee. It looks to me that Ashlee looks down on All who she feels don’t come from $, no wonder she is single… Truth be Told Ashlee appears in my opinion to be the Trash…