Porsha Stewart is still tweeting those sad, sad, tweets one posts when they are experiencing a break-up, but it seems like she is ready for a change. She has done the post breakup drastic hair cut. It’s a dramatic move that all of us have contemplated, but few actually act on, in the aftermath of a major breakup. It’s also right on time.
After weeks on end of Haagen Daas ice cream consumed in front of the Lifetime Movie channel, there comes that point where we stand up and DO SOMETHING. The usual options include geographical problem solving, fucking the next man we see, or, if it is really really bad cutting off our hair. I don’t know why it’s a thing, but it is. It’s in our DNA somewhere in that extra x chromosome.
Edit: I was working on this post yesterday when my Internet crapped out. I really don’t have time to flesh it out right now. Here is the short version. Last month rumors were swirling that Porsha had cheated with Ralo Wonder. She was supposed to be producing a record with him. Texts messages between the two surfaced and he denied that they were real texts. His fiancée who goes by Mochahtas ( real name Crystal Barnes) gave some really weird denials as well and later said it was probably just storyline. The entire rumor was started by Radar Online and I did not believe it then, but these two and their weird denials are starting to make me question what happened. Other rumors are circulating that Mochantas who is supposedly pregnant and planning her wedding will be appearing on the show. Not sure I believe that on either. That’s sort of the deal in a nutshell. Ralo’s bizarre denial is posted below.
“First thing first…
“Me Porsha never had an Intimate relationship let’s clear that up first!! It was all business no pleasure. Second I didn’t release them fake text messages!! What happened was we started a record label and we were looking for a female artist so after looking at a bunch of people we chose Porsha once we found out she supposedly could sing!! I Chose Her!!
I looked at it as, she’s already on a hit show and she’s a pretty girl so that’s half the Work!! She already had a good platform to launch from!! All the people I had helping me with the label didn’t believe in her!! Any way I put together a half million-dollar budget and put my partner on the project Steve Lucas who is a 20 year vet and had managed JODECI, MARY, PUFF, AKON etc.!!
He got in contact with her and met with her, he offered her a deal and she was interested. I never wanted to meet her!! He was going back and forth with her and when we would be going over all the projects we were doing, I would ask him what was the status on the situation!! He would be unsure because it was hard to deal with her because of how Kordell was controlling her!! Sometimes she would make it to meetings sometimes she wouldn’t!! So I told Steve don’t worry about it and that the marriage is not going to last!! So just get her signed and as soon as they announce on TV they’re getting a divorce, be ready to put a record out and capitalize off all the media and it would be a hit over night!!
So some time went past!! Steve called me one day and said Ralo you were right they just announce that there getting a divorce!! I said reach out to her and see if she’s ok!! When he reached out to her she said she was O.K.!! She just needed a couple of things!! Some Money and her own place!! Her Advance on her contract was 50K, so that was some money for her right there and then. We hooked her up with a realty agent to find her a place with a budget of 5K a month, then she found something for 10K so Steve said hold on I have to ask the CEO of the Label Wonderboy!! So I said OK!! So she said who is that 9Wonderboy). She then went out with the realty Agent who had mentioned my name to her and that’s how she got introduce to me!! The next morning we spoke, and after we spoke I told her to stay in contact with Steve and she went Crazy!! She said NO, NOOO!! NO!!!!! I want to be in contact with you, so I said OK!! So we had everything set up for her and now it was time to hit the studio to see what she can do. She said OK!! I said I see you when you come to New York to record!! She said OK!! I’m sooo excited I can’t wait!! I asked her if she practiced the song we sent her and she said yeah!! I love it so much it made my MOM cry etc… We get to New York and she doesn’t want to record!! Set the studio time up twice she didn’t want to do it!! She was like oh I just need to rest my voice and clear my head!! I said OK, but she wanted to do all kinds of other stuff. Then we get back to Atlanta and she doesn’t want to record again but she wants to do all this other stuff, do on vacations and look at houses, so I said something isn’t right!!
Then somebody real close to her told us Porsha couldn’t really sing. I was like nah we have a demo on her she sounds good. They said OK you ready to go in the Studio!! She said wait, hold on, let me call somebody. So I said to myself this is Some BS!! This Girl doesn’t want to sing and I basically put the situation on hold until we knew if she could really sing and that was it!!
Afterwards, every time I would bring up going to the Studio she would change the subject and she started spiraling out of Control. She would say “the Media is everywhere I can’t take it, I want to got here, I want to go there, I want to go here” She started acting like she was Beyonce getting divorced from Jay Z.
I talked to her and calmed her down!! The next day she said thanks for everything and beating me back into shape. We kept in touch and every week and she would say she’s going to be ready to record but she never was. After a while the plan we had to break the first song for her lingered on to long and we felt the window had closed and that was it!!
There are no hard feelings, and I certainly wish Porsha the best in all her endeavors!!”
So what do you think?
sounds like she was acting like Kim Z was when trying to run from the sound booth when recording with Kandi years ago. Back when she still had synthetic wigs on.
So long as that hair covers the odd fuzz she had going on at her forehead, this could be a good look for Porscha Carrera
Any word on Kordell’s boyfriends yet?
I think you mean she took her weave out! I do think Porsha is an attractive woman and I hope she’s only acting as dumb as she comes across on the show.
Actually this is a just wig, she has pretty long hair underneath all of the weave she wears 24/7. As for the this statement released…I’ve never seen so many exclamation points…geesh, we get it!!! I’m sure in the long run she will have a very good studio voice…it’s okay now, but not great. A little “tweaking” she’ll sound um, yeah nevermind.
I’m new here! 🙂
lol. She cut her weave. She has always acknowledged it was weave. She is trying to go natural.\
PS I am online by the skin of my teeth.
I’ll still take bets she’s wearing a wig hat (like NeNe).
When Porscha sang on the show she sounded HORRIBLE! But I’m sure they will make her sound good thanks to technology! LOL!
I like her.
What’s with all the “!!!” ? OK!!!
I like her too.
the english language is going to sh*t. twitter, texting and probably our shitty education system has dumbed it all wayyyy down.
You should work on your punctuation and capitalization.
why? i’m on a blog, not releasing a PUBLIC STATEMENT. did i hit a nerve, dahhhlink? perhaps you should eff off 🙂
sure has – dumbed isn’t in my dictionary!
You all are too funny.
No hard feelings, bitch just owes me 50k! LOL
Seriously! Maybe that’s why he mentions stuff about her being crazy and going into detail about her not wanting to go to the studio.
Am I crazy for thinking that new artists were not given anywhere near that much upfront? Or given such a large project budget? All they heard was a demo, and they took on that much risk? Sorry, gotta call shenanigans on that one.
I think the 50K might have been a Bravo upfront. They will give them 50K sometimes upfront so they can buy clothes and stuff and take it off their pay at the end.
And no, Kenya is not getting more than anyone else. And certainly not 600K Also I don’t think Kim will be on much at all, and it seems she is filiming another DBT season or something because she is always fili,img.
This post was really funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!! Title was hilarious!! And this mans exclamation points/girlfriends name made me laugh as well!!
Ive definitely considered the post breakup haircut but porshas hair was all weave anyway so i feel that its not as drastic. That long long weave from cynthias white party was awful though so im glad thats gone. This story isnt really interesting but whenever somebody starts an explanation with “SO WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS…” Theyre guilty. I didnt have to read past that.
Am I the only one who believes there is going to be ‘another shoe to drop’ in this story from the divorce bombshell to this present day?
Can’t figure out where to ask this, TT. HLN (it’ll always stand for hysterical ladies network to me) is saying charges may be dropped or lowered in the Sneiderman trial. So disappointed. Today I caught the tail end of Vinnie’s show, and the lawyer was saying the elections brought in new DA’s who may not feel as strongly @ these charges.
I’d have asked either on one of the trial posts or in email, not in comments of a totally unrelated topic.
That “text” was all over the place. So much un-needed info. I like Porshas’ hair though weave or not, she’s a good looking young woman in any case. As for her singing abilities…….don’t think so. And if she can’t take care of business affairs any better than that, well….(I wish somebody would advance me 50k, I would learn to sing and stay in a cheaper apt or house or whatever!) Hope she will be ok though.
You sure that’s not a pic of Kordella in drag?
oops – sorry – I meant Kordell
Lol
Perez Hilton is reporting that Rich Bitch Kenya Moore got 600k to come back next season. He is usually not far off on his gossip.
If Kandi (and her team) can “produce” a singer out of Kim? Who knows what she could do for Porsha?
That is so true. They made her sound somewhat tolerable. If they can do that to Kim, they could probably make Porsha sound like Beyonce
At first, I also dismissed the rumors but the denials from Camp Ralo have me wondering. First, fiancee Mochahontas claims his phone was stolen and it was the thief who replied to Porsha. Then, nevermind, they faked it for storyline. Then what had happened was you gave her 50K without ever hearing her sing, then you getting her 5K a month condos because she’s pretty and the marriage wouldn’t last??? Lol, Ralo, run that one by me again.
I saw some of the alleged texts. It’s not clear if it got physical but there was interest on both parties and Ralo seems to be the pursuer. What I’m unclear on is the timing. Reports say this happened during the marriage though I don’t believe that is the reason for her divorce. However Mochahontas and Ralo seem to indicate it was during the separation.
Wow! That sure is a long detailed explanation… makes you say hmmmmm!
I saw today that Ms. Gone with the wind resigned for 400k, is this just rumor???
600k
I bet it is just a rumor. I doubt the veteran ladies on A make that much and definitely wouldn’t believe Ms Twirl Kenya would make anywhere near that much.
They’re saying 600k. I don’t believe it because the source also claims that Nene, Kim, and Kandi make 800K, Kenya 600K , and Porsha and Phaedra 50K. So…
And now today Wendy Williams is also spreading this. I don’t follow her but her show tagged the RHOA facebook page so it showed in my newsfeed that she’s going to talk about it on her show today.
Of course Porsha will start down grading her hair styles. Without Kordells money or a job, maintaining a top notch, high grade weave can become unaffordable quickly.
I like this look better, actually. I think she looks great. She’s a pretty lady.
i wish she’d be honest. she didnt cut her hair. she is wear a short wig or weave. 27pieces it is called.
I’m actually confused on who’s actually returning to the show next season. While I know kandi, porsha, phaedra I guess and Cynthia have been filming I’m confused on Kenya and Nene. None of the ladies with exception of the ones I mentioned have actually confirmed there coming back all they have said is that the show is having a season 6 and filmed some scenes. I know Kenya had her court and house drama and said she has a new residence in ATL but that’s it. And Nene just seems to not have her heart into the show anymore. Guess well have to wait until bravo or a source reveals something.
Nene is on the show this season. She was with the cast at Cynthia’s White party, and she confirmed on Twitter that she was filming Season 6. Kenya is a bit more suspicious. She was confused about if she was in a show early this month, then she was apparently caught filming her “leaving” her house, and then she got a raise of $600,000. That article though is a bit suspect as it says Phaedra and Porsha (her enemies) are getting paid $18,000. It is a possibility she is on.
please stop believing these salary comments. I could tell you how I know it is BS but then I would have to kill you.