It’s a rainy night in Georgia, and I am full of chicken and clam chowder so this is probably going to be a slow plodding sleepytime recap. Maybe the fist fighting will get me amped up. Let’s watch what happens.
Well, that fight is not going to make the top fifty housewives fights let alone a man on man fight. What the fuck with Melissa getting in there to cover Joe’s head and dashing to him with his baseball cap and jamming it on his head. Why was Joe’s head not shown in the entire fight? Is he growing horns up there or something? That whole thing was weird. Why does Melissa think Tre should have stepped in to stop the fight? There was one time I tried to stop a fight with a man of mine and I quickly learned never to do that again after a week or two of lectures about what not to do in that situation. How the hell is Tre supposed to stop her husband from beating the shit out of Joe, exactly? What was the black stuff, spray on hair dye? Edit: Joey admits it. It was his “black hairspray.” /giggles
Joe was biting Juicy’s nuts! I believe that. I love how Rosie is telling the story as if Juicy started the fight. He went in yelling a Joey to “pologize” and before he could finish is sentence, little Joey charged him! At that point Joey deserved whatever happened to him, which to the best of my recollection was a couple of kidney punches and a headlock. These two should be embarrassed. They were hugging each other like boxers in the tenth round!
Kathy says she was worried about her nose job. At least she has her priorities in order. I have never really noticed it before but Joey always wears a hat. Bravo is bleeping “midget” now? Should he say the M word? For fuckssake the PC police are driving me crazy.
Interesting that Bravo elected to run a reel about Juicy’s criminal charges. Melissa won’t let Joey and Tre talk alone.
OMG, Opie and Susie Sunshine did not run for the hills! They are in Joey’s room. Teresa and Juicy take a bath together and have room service while the rest of the gang goes to dinner. Very smart. Then it is time for the call to Caroline, just as my sources told me during filming. And the arrival of Dr. V.
I cannot get over Melissa’s conversations with her husband about the fight. I have never in my life known a man who would not rip his wife’s head off for getting involved in a physical altercation between two men. She makes it sound like he needed help defending himself. Which he did, but you never say that to your man!
Dr. V is actually doing a pretty good job at this. She gave Joe the chance to bail, and then suggested he reconsider. This is the first real therapy they have had in a long time. OMG those tears are real on both sides. This looks like it’s going to work. But will it stick?
P.S. YAY for the Jacqueline-free episode!