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It’s Time for SIBERIA Discussion!!!

July 15, 2013 by tamaratattles 22 Comments

siberiaI don’t know why I get so excited for this show. I’m a bit under the weather and I sprang up to watch this and record my newest questions here. Johnny was out picking flowers for Carolina when she wandered up. He didn’t want to admit what was doing.  They found a watering hole/ swimming spot and all got clean for the first time. Pretty much everyone showed up. The model girl goes topless.

Sabina did not join in. She said it is a weird place for them to have fun. I never noticed before but Sabina is a retired Israeli Soldier. So she probably isn’t an extraterrestrial. 🙂 I like the person who said last week that she might be there for non game reasons trying to get into the area for some sort of military surveillance. (OF EXTRA TERRESTIALS!! 🙂 ).

Oh Lord. I think she just burnt down the food shed. She probably has a storage of food built up in her cave hideaway. Maybe she just wants to make everyone quit so she can do whatever it is she is there to do.

Johnny is getting the blame. He has a lighter but no one knows it. He was there just before the fire. Maybe he dropped his lighter and Sabina found it? Sam is being a tyrant.

The nerd notices that there are only a few glass jars in the ashes. And that the gas lantern was in the ashes.

This is probably a good time for me to mention I suck at figuring out these shows and generally reply on my man to explain such things. Since I don’t have one of those handy at the moment… I need you guys to tell me what you think because I am probably wrong.  Johnny is pissed at Neeko for not rationing the food like he told him  to. No food is making everyone hungry.

Neeko finds a speaker in a tree. The speaker has an electrical cord. He never goes to find the source for the electricity.

Carolina has mascara and is putting on make-up while everyone else whines about food. She is used to no food I suppose, her and the model, because they never eat anyway. SABINA says she is hungry but it is not a problem yet.

Sam asks Irene for her pantyhose. Because every woman in 2013 has pantyhose in the jungle. He wants to use them for a fishing net. Um, there are fish in the stream and they haven’t bother to fish yet?  They got a bow and arrows in the weird machine of goodies. The macho guys could not shoot it. Irene can. But she doesn’t want to kill an animal. Sabina gives Johnny a pocket knife to take on the hunt! That is weird.

Natalie and Annie “claim to see a tiger.” That was the description in the satellite guide. Daniel goes to find Irene (apparently he has a crush on her) who is out with  Johnny is gutting the deer which will be  attracted the tiger if there is indeed a tiger. Perhaps that is why Sabina gave Johnny the knife so he could cut it.

Carolina sort of set Johnny up by taking Neeko to find out what Johnny was doing. They find his shirt with some of the pre fire food in it. I think Sabina set him up. I think he was probably out picking flowers for Carolina.

OMG! Carolina set the fire and stole the food!!!! AND THEN FRAMED HER BOYFRIEND!

And I wonder what tiger meat tastes like? Seems like they have some tiger left overs from something.

Okay, somebody explain everything to me!

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  1. Linda says

    July 15, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    I am only half way through. I missed the beginning – what happened to mushroom girl from last episode? Did she come back? I just don’t know, are we being punked? More later.

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  2. Linda says

    July 15, 2013 at 11:56 pm

    The girl that didn’t want to kill animals shot a deer with a bow and arrow and Johnny has the pocket knife? How do you cut up a deer with a pocket knife? That is what they were eating – thank god someone set this all up so they could eat. Some of the girls thought they saw a tiger and spent the whole show obsessing over it. I like Neeko and the bald guy the best. I think Neeko is the smartest one. He says “it’s a game, it’s all a game” and that about sums it up. It’s all I got. Somehow they are all in on it and Neeko is the only one that thinks he is playing a game.

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    • tamaratattles says

      July 16, 2013 at 12:15 am

      Neeko’s hotness has you confused. There is a tiger corpse at the end of the show.

      The “pocket knife” was from Sabina. I am sure it is Israeli Military survival type knife. But you could cut up a deer with a pocket knife.

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        July 16, 2013 at 12:27 am

        No, Sabina found the pocket knife in the cabin in the first episode.

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        • tamaratattles says

          July 16, 2013 at 12:35 am

          I thought someone else had the pocket knife in the beginning. Johnny maybe… I guess it was just there then and Sabina found it? UF you are officially my man for the purposes of splaining this show.you should recap it!

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        • Linda says

          July 16, 2013 at 12:44 am

          I want to know how TT knows you could cut up a deer with a pocket knife?

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          • tamaratattles says

            July 16, 2013 at 12:49 am

            I’m from Georgia. I’ve also watched people gut and cut goats with lesser knives in Libya. 🙂

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      • Linda says

        July 16, 2013 at 12:45 am

        He is hot, it’s the accent.

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  3. tata4now says

    July 16, 2013 at 2:12 am

    Good point about the electricity TT!! Why wouldn’t Neeko look?

    I thought the Neeko gave the key for the food shed to the old bald guy? How did Carolina get it? Why would she set Johnny up?

    Sabina did her first camera interview and she spotted the tiger tracks while everyone was swimming, but didn’t say anything. The tiger tracks are not the same tracks as we saw before and much smaller. So what ever took out the tiger is big.

    Can’t wait for next week and I hope we will see the return of the hunky host 🙂

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  4. lori says

    July 16, 2013 at 3:16 am

    See??? This is what I was talking about last week. It’s things like Neeko not following where the power cord came from that irk the living shit out of me. Also, what’s the deal with the camera men? If I were them, I would just look to the reactions from them to see if I should really be worried or not. What are the camera men eating? Where are they sleeping? How are they powering up their their cameras on a daily basis. Not to burst any bubbles, but my mind just can’t let these sorts of things go. I totally called someone destroying the food last week. It was just so obvious, but how it would happen I didn’t know of course. Caroline eh? Hmmmmm… I wonder if some of the people are plants, and others aren’t. I am bothered that a deer was killed just to make a stupid show, and decapitating it on film I really could have done without. And now a dead tiger? That one obviously had to be fake since they are an endangered species. Peta will probably be all over the deer issue. (I am so psyched that I finally figured out how to add cuss words to my swype capabilities due to me having a life long case of extreme potty mouth! I do try to tone it down here though:)) How on earth could production make the sky look like it does on the preview for next week’s show. Did they plan filming around a northern lights forecast? So many questions! I just hope that this show doesn’t end really stupid with a lot of holes and unanswered questions. Shall be interesting to see. I am still very much on the edge of my seat with it, and like Tamara, I get very excited for Monday nights because of it.

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  5. 1luv says

    July 16, 2013 at 1:01 pm

    Hold up. Do some of you think this is a real reality show? This is just a drama. No animals were killed or eaten lol!!

    To answer some questions, mushroom girl saw they were going to die while tripping on the mushrooms if they stayed, so she quit. Not sure how that chick got the food shed key. Maybe she picked the lock. In the season preview, they showed a crew campsite that was destroyed & covered in blood which I assumed was for the crew. If so, I also assume they have food, electricity, and other items to survive their stay.

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    • lori says

      July 16, 2013 at 4:34 pm

      I don’t know, but that deer being decapitated sure looked like a real deer to me. Of course the tiger isn’t real as I said above.

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    • lori says

      July 16, 2013 at 9:33 pm

      Oh yeah, and I definitely have known from the beginning that it is a fake reality show.

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  6. tamaratattles says

    July 16, 2013 at 1:11 pm

    I believe there comes a point in the show where they realize they have been abandoned and the crew and the players are all in it together. I was surprised no one died this episode I figured we would lose at least one person every show.

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    • Seriously.... says

      July 17, 2013 at 11:57 am

      I think so too. I believe the camera crew thinks or is being told that it’s all part of the game.

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  7. Ellis Scarlett says

    July 16, 2013 at 8:48 pm

    There was a message at the end that no animals were harmed or killed. No worries.

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    • lori says

      July 16, 2013 at 9:32 pm

      Oh good. Thank you!

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  8. blossommeadow says

    July 16, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    Hi, Love your website! You should check out Wikipedia regarding this show. They state that it is all scripted as a reality show but in actuality it is not and is filmed in Canada!

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    • tamaratattles says

      July 16, 2013 at 9:56 pm

      Are there really people who need to go to Wikipedia to figure out this is not actually a reality show, and not filmed in Siberia? What the hell is going on in this country?

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      • SB says

        July 26, 2013 at 9:59 am

        LMAO!!!!!!

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  9. Gavin says

    July 30, 2013 at 7:12 am

    Did anyone notice the white figure behind Sam and Neeko when they went looking for Johnny. I might be wrong but it freaked me out a little.

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  10. tamaratattles says

    July 30, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    Okay, two weeks ago, they intercepted this show for the royal baby or something. FINE. But because it was in the TV guide as Siberia, it taped the stupid show about the baby. UNBEKNOWST TO ME, The DVR thought the episode from last night was a rerun, SO IT DID NOT RECORD.

    Can anyone recap for me?

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