Oh great. Apparently there was some sort of sporting event on tonight which screwed up the Big Brother taping. So I am missing the last 30 minutes or so of the show. Oh well, at least Archi sent me a good graphic. It really pretty much sums up the events immediately following HOH.
Gina Marie is a nutbag! She is 32 times more butch than Nick. It’s not a good look to be suicidal over someone you don’t even know. Jeremy congratulates Elissa on her game play and Helen is certain he is talking about her. Helen’s behavior since winning HOH has made me not a fan. She has been running around for days saying this is “the people’s HOH” and “I am doing this for America” and we are “the alliance of the people.” Is she from the People’s Republic of Condescension?”
Aaryn and Kaitlin think it is unfair that the majority alliance is just going to vote off people they don’t like, because they are jealous of the beautiful people. BWAHAAHAA! GM interrupts their conversation for more wailing. She wailed until the wee hours of the morning. She wiped he snot on his red Richard Simmons shorts (talk about a red flag on the gaydar) and wore his stupid baby blue cap and carried around his
lipstick chapstick for as long as I have seen the feeds this week.
Aaryn begins terrorizing Jessie which Uretha Franklin has already covered in splendid detail in the spoiler thread here. If you somehow missed that post go read it now, it’s good. Aaryn and Kaitlin are cunts. If there was a more offensive word I would use that. Kaitlin says she feels like she is back in high school but she is on the other side, the loser side. Aaryn thinks about that for two seconds and flips Candice’s mattress with all her stuff on it. Jessie comes back to her bed and Jeremy gets in bed with her and refuse to get off. Then the Howie and Candice scenes start. This scene on the heels of the Zimmerman acquittal is going to make the bigot brigade look even worse. If that is even possible. I am starting to love Amanda.
OMG! Aaryn apologized to Candice. I did not see that on the feeds (I don’t really have time to watch) and had not heard about it. Oh, shocker! In the diary room she says she is sincere in her apology to the extent that Candice misunderstood what she said and she doesn’t want her spreading lies. Nevermind. For a minute there I thought she might have had a shred of enlightenment about her racist mindset. In Candice’s talking head she says she doesn’t believe a word. Um, right after Candice leaves, Aaryn puts her head on her knees and breathes out a single word. I imagine if I were to go look on social media right now there would be a lot of discussion of how that appeared. That is all I am going to say about it here.
Sadly, that is where the show ended for me tonight. I felt a bit bad about missing the sour milk Have or Have Not competition, but then I remembered there was a Wil Heuser (BB14) Youtube I had not seen yet. So I will share that with you below to make up for missing half the damn show. Feel free to tell me what I missed in comments. In the meantime, enjoy Wil…