Lauri says that she was very clear that she did not know if Vicki was having sex with the other two people she was in bed with. Vicki tweeted that Lauri must need money and that is why she is back on the show. Lauri responds with, “Well, why is Vicki doing it then?” Hate to say it but good point,
Andy asks Lauri what her motivation was to return and say bad things about Vicki. Lauri says she just had some down time and thought it would be fun to come back and socialize with the girls. She had heard rumors that Vicki and Gretchen were having some issues. She heard Gretchen say that Vicki had called Gretchen out on infidelity so she thought that hypocritical since Vicki had been unfaithful as well. Um, wait, did Gretchen ever admit to being unfaithful? I thought she said Vicki was hypocritical over the issue of dating a loser with child support issues because now Vicki was doing that. Gretchen never said anything about her own infidelity. Did Lauri just throw Gretchen under the bus? Lauri says she needed to back Gretchen up for being a whore by pointing out that Vicki is too. Well she didn’t say whore… but the whoreiness was implied.
Andy brings up that she is a Grandma now. Lauri talks about how beautiful Josh’s baby is. Is that whole thing about the kid being born addicted to heroin and taken away from the family to become a ward of the state actually documented somewhere? Be she is talking as if Josh and the Baby Mama and the Baby pop over for lunch after church every Sunday! So weird.
Jill tweeted to make sure everyone knew she is friends with Mark, the other guest and invites him over for drinks and boating an RHOC gossip. Oh, Jill. This is just so pathetic.
Mazel: To Vicki because he just loves her screamfests.
Jackhole: Goes to Pat Robertson for saying that when he gay couples kissing on Facebook instead of a like button he wishes there was a vomit button. Why does Pat Robinson have gay friends on Facebook?
Poll Question: Who is the classiest housewife? I’d have to decide between Lydia and Alexis. Heather won the poll and Lydia came in second.