It’s time to see what version of the Bigot Brother House gets on the air tonight. Let’s watch. Wouldn’t it be great if they show Julie Aaryn’s diary room where she does her “chinky eyes?”
Jessie and Candice both freak out in the diary room. Elissa is relieved. McCrae tells Jesse she is a pawn. McCrae really doesn’t care who goes. Candace comes to see McCrae and he is super nervous and a horrible liar. McCrae apologies ten times.
Let’s Keep a tally on how many times this episode Jeremy calls someone a bitch, shall we?
Elissa got MVP and will probably get it every week because her sister is Rachel Reilly. Before the season began, this would have pissed me off. But in the Big Bigot House, Elissa is coming off as lovable and sweet. That is how bad this house is. I am pulling for her. She asks McCrae who she should put up and he without hesitation says David. He already knows that is who The Moving Company, his alliance, wants out. Elissa thinks Nick is the bigger threat. McCrae says that he is going to put Elissa up if the veto is played. STUPID MOVE McCrae. Even if you want to do that, don’t tell her NOW.
Aaryn and David are in the hammock. David mentions he still lives with his parents and that his only job is life guarding, which is seasonal. Aaryn is not amused. This is not boyfriend material for her inevitable move to LA. David is clueless and doesn’t realize she is not thrilled with the news. Do we really believe David is this stupid? Is this an act? Is it possible to remember to breathe and feed yourself when you are that dumb?
Veto Competition time. David is the third nomination. Howard and Elissa are selected to play. Aaryn cries because David said he could not trust her. Aaryn is such a straight up bitch. I should be keeping a tally of how many times David says he is so confused, or he has no idea what just happened, or he doesn’t know what is happening. It would be in the triple digits.
Earlier, Elissa said in HOH with Jeremy and a few of her other haters in there that she thought she would win MVP because of her sister’s fans. No Jeremy is asking her about MVP and she said that she never said that. Wow. She should have just said, I guess her fans don’t like me, or something.
Amanda is telling McCrae that he needs to let them win veto. She is using the voice of a mother telling her teenaged son he needs to follow curfew. McCrae, who is not going to win any awards for intelligence, decides to tell his friend with many late night benefits that Elissa is MVP. Why? He thinks this will gain her trust. Did this scene occur before or after they slept together? So he tells Amanda that he doesn’t want people to think he is working with Elissa. Elissa comes in and says, “Hey guys!” and sits down. Amanda STORMS out. McCrae immediately turns to Elissa and tells her that he told Amanda about her being MVP. OH GOD McCrae can you fuck this up any more?
Amanda brings tons of back up (Jeremy, Spencer, and …not sure who that other chick is right now) Jeremy starts in on Elissa again about saying she was going to get votes because of Rachel. Elissa again totally denies it (lies). Jeremy is being kind of a prick, but on his scale of prickdom he is about a two. Elissa calls him out on it anyway and tells him he is a guy, go pick on guys. He tells her not to get her panties in a wad. Jeremy essentially tells her to get to steppin’. McCrae looks like a full blown panic attack is imminent. Jeremy apparently was carrying dental floss and flosses his teeth.
It’s a baking themed competition. The competition is horrific. Crawl through honey, crawl under giant rolling pin, jump into batter full of “blueberries” which are blue balloons. Pop the balloons to revel letters. It’s an ooey gooey longest word competition. Can any of these people spell? My money is on Candice. McCrae told Elissa she is going on the block if she doesn’t win.
The honey is apparently wax. Candice is adorable in the confessional. She says she is now hairless and has a Brazilian. How can they not love this girl? Oh wait…sorry I forgot. #racist
McCrae is throwing it because he doesn’t want to have to backdoor Elissa. David is trying to…oh nevermind. David needs a very late term abortion. Elissa is doing well. Howard was the first to ring in. David can’t complete the task. Let’s just leave it at that. Howard spells ‘sailing’. He was throwing it. Jessie spelled ‘tumbled’. Candice spelled ‘rafts’ WTF? OMG. Elissa spelled ‘potroasts’. DQed because that is two words. Elissa is devastated.. McCrae spelled ‘delivery’ and wins even though he was trying to lose. McCrae is freaking. He wants to save Elissa but he doesn’t want to go against his alliance and the entire house.
Helen is comforting Elissa. HELEN! You know that Asian girl on the show we never really see? MY FAVORITE PLAYER, HELEN! I like that she is aligned with Elissa. It’s the mom alliance of two.
McCrae takes Candice off and puts up Elissa. But he has a plan to get David out.
McCrae wins the spelling challenge that he thought he was throwing – is he a savant? David doesn’t even spell a 3 letter word – is he going to play both parts in the Dumb and Dumber re-make? How is Elissa going to be saved?
Bigot House, LOL!
That darn McCrae! Yes, David is that dumb. At first I was wondering if it was an act but no, David is an idiot. I hope his family has money (even though he is collecting unemployment during the off season) because you can get but so far being “pretty”.
While you were counting how many dumb thing he was saying, I was counting how many times he touched his hair (pushed it back and then forward perfectly in place).
It was hard watching knowing the back story; still watched to see how CBS edited these fools. I wanted to hug and slap McCrae at the same time. He cannot lie for crap. Hopefully he gets better, not worrying so much about folks being mad at him. Werewolf Jeremy (as my daughter calls him) is a complete jackarse. Him and the other arse Amanda would’ve made a better showmance.
I am curious about McCrae’s plan to save Elissa who by they way along with Helen is my favorite.
Oh, one more idiot…Howard. He is none too smart (so far).
I don’t even find him the least bit attractive, especially that hair! He’s a big zero book.
Although I, like almost everyone else could not STAND Brendan and Rachel when they were on BB the first time, I absolutely think she deserved to win the season that she won. That being said, no matter how any of us feel about Rachel, Elissa is not her. She is Elissa, and so far I really like her. I think she is adorable. So much prettier than Rachel and not even remotely as annoying. I really hope that she doesn’t get voted out tonight.
I like Elissa too, but she really needs to stop bringing up Rachel so much …it gets tiring play your own game Sister Girl
So Aryan has been dropped/fired from Zephyr Talent
This morning I read on the TMZ website that Aaryn has lost her modeling contract, poor thing, she won’t find out for weeks. Is it mean that I don’t feel the least bit sorry for her? Hahaha
I saw that also… I wonder what other consequences some of the other house guests will experience?!
They deserve everything they get. First for being assholes, and second for actually showing what assholes they are on national television. I mean really…, not one of them thought there would be consequences for racial and sexist slurs, not to mention those class acts who are having sex for all the world to see/hear. What a bunch of ignorant morons.
I tried to get a screen shot of it, but couldn’t. David’s shoes actually have “Left” and “Right” written on them, along with small, barely noticeable tattoos on his inner wrists that also say “Left” and “Right” This way he almost always gets his shoes on the right feet… almost always.
Also, he usually depends on a friend or relative to occasionally remind him to breathe, in or out, whichever one he’s forgotten at the moment.
Yes folks, he is just that stupid.