After working out at the Gym, Joe Gorga is still cussing the whole way home. Apparently you can say pussy-whipped on Bravo. Joe is pissed at Teresa but somehow has a fit when Melissa says something about her too.
OMG it is Milania. I would like a 24 hour cam on Milania. Um this is an actual conversation between he parents:
Joe: Your brother’s got that Napoleon thing, ya know?
Tre: You mean bipolar.
Joe: No No No Napoleon. He was a little short guy that thought he could beat everybody up. He ran a little army and den one day the army crashed and everybody turned on him. He had this like little syndrome that people just call it now Napoléon Syndrome for short people.
Tre: I never heard that.
What a shallow gene pool Milania was spawned from. Bless her heart.
Oh Caroline. Why do you have to announce to the other bitches that Tre called you? That was a private conversation and you are in the room with her enemies. I love you, but stop with the shit stirring.
Kathy, why do you have to include Rich in the cannoli thing?
Rosie is trying to teach Joe Gorga proper communication skills, and how to be nice to people.
Jaq is exploiting her child’s disability on national television again. This seems like a good time to work on graphics.
I have been laughing for about five minutes. Tre is trying to prove on camera that she writes her own blogs. She is typing one handed and muttering trying to find the return key. I am thinking this is a brand new laptop she has never touched before. She says, “There are rumors out there that I can’t cook and I don’t write my blogs.” Where I come from we call these facts.
Tonight’s drama is a summit between Tre and Rosie…Rosie starts with a compliment, “I like your jacket.” I don’t really get the argument. Rosie seems to blame Tre for her father being mad at Rosie’s mother. I thought those two had not spoken since the 1920s or something anyway. I thought maybe Rosie was there to try to get Tre and Kathy back together. Tre is blaming Kathy for whatever is going on with the parents. Am I the only one that doesn’t get this “fight”? Kathy screaming and pounding on the table. Tre is screeching in her screechy voice. The bar is full of people staring at them. Tre suggests that Rosie “sober down.” And some how it decided everyone will go on a holistic retreat.
Frankly, for me this episode had way too much Rosie. At least we were spared yet another Gia is going through puberty in depth discussion…