Amanda says in her talking head about Erica, “I am not going to rat her out. What she does in club bathrooms with randoms is her own business.” And we are off. Amanda takes Chanel out clubbing to cheer her up. Erica was supposed to go but she was to busy blowing guys behind the liquor store or something. Allegedly. While they are at the club Erica phones in sick.
Erica meets by the water to talk to Rob. Erica swears to us that she did not hook up with the guy at the club. She just bought chips at the 7-11 and went home alone. Rob wants her to grow up and stop being such a whore.
Everyone except Erica gets together for bagels and lox. So of course they are talking about Erica. She’s got a drinking problem, she is promiscuous, they are staging an intervention. Somehow Chanel and Casey are chosen for the interveners. You know Casey the one who hates Erica because she slept with her boyfriend. Jelly gets this. But Jelly is the only one with a fully functioning brain.
Amanda’s mom skeeves me out. I wish they would not put her on every damn episode. I am not going to recap this ridiculous drink sac thing.
Jelly goes to a marketing guy trying to sell her product. One end is lip balm and the other is drops for your breath. It’s called Kissamint. Later on a boat ride with her Dad, he seems unsupportive of her business. 🙁 He makes her cry.
I’m bored…….
Ashlee goes on a date. Her date is wearing a Jesus bracelet. Not Jewish. Moving on… I don’t get what the Jews have against Jesus. Isn’t Jesus supposed to be like the King of the Jews? I mean sure they killed him. But does this mean they are NEVER going to make up with Jesus?
Time for the INTERVENTION. What could possibly go wrong? They keep talking around the subject. “Stars drown in bathtubs.” “Maybe you could switch your vice to crocheting.” “I am sure you have some good amazing qualities somewhere.” Erica doesn’t get the point. I can’t say that it is her fault. But later Erica talks to her mother and her mother assures her that she doesn’t drink too much. lol.
Next week looks FANTASTIC. This week, not so much.
I couldn’t get through the whole episode without FFing parts.
Amanda’s voice is working my last nerve. Agree with her mom not needing to be in each episode.
I wanted to like this show but I am quickly losing interest.
I don’t think Joey’s dad is unsupportive. I just think he’s not handing her everything and reality checks her. That’s way more normal than the father who gives his daughter a diamond ring for her 30th and gets mani-pedis with her.
The “fake one” (what we call the scene at :40 that has no bearing on the show but is just fluff that’s easily remove able to make syndication more lucrative) where Ashlee says “I just don’t want anything to do with someone who loves Jesus (sic)” was a
Title bigoted. If anyone EVER said “I don’t want anything to do with a Jew !” And than shivered at the thought like she did, all hell would break loose.
I agree about Joey’s dad. I think he loves her very much and has likely been supportive for a long time. At some point you have to tell your kids, “Time to get a real job.” But I think Joey’s going to be just fine.
Ashlee is just awful.
Thank the Lord and baby Jaysus that Jeff was absent this week!
So many glory holes, so little time, Jeffy!
I’ve been on the fence about Chanel but she’s definitely going to get the side eye from now on after that “ghetto ass guy “comment.
Amanda is ridiculous with those drinking rags
For the first time I actually felt sorry for Erica. Her mom shouldn’t be allowed to raise children, let alone a young girl. I can definitely tell why Erica’s a sketched out self absorbed trashy whorish lush. Like the song says, she gets it from her momma.
I actually think Joey might have a good idea with her lip balm/breath mint. But since Joey is 29 and didn’t go to college, what the hell has she been doing for the past 11 years? She should be thankful daddy has charged her rent. My parents would.
Now Amanda’s idea for a Dink Hankie is so stupid I can’t even discuss it.
Chanel and Casey’s intervention with Erica was the worst planned intervention I have ever seen. When it was over, I really expected Erica to go downstairs and have a glass of wine.
What in the hell does Rob see in Erica? He seems like a nice guy and lord knows there are plenty of nice single Jewish girls on Long Island to choose from. SMH.
I’m guessing the reason Jeff was not on this episode was due to the fact that Rupaul’s Drag Race was on tv that night. It’s only a matter of time.
Unlike what history dictates, the jews didn’t solely kill Jesus. That’s a very ignorant statement. As a successful hardworking jewish woman living in Manhattan, I hate this show as much as the next person. However, your comment was incredibly offensive. I’m done reading your blog for good.
Bye Bye now! While you are scratching reading material off your list, please remember to include Paul’s letter to the Thessalonians!
Oy gevalt, lighten up. This isn’t a blog about Comparative Religions! It’s a blog about Reality Shows. You gotta pick your battles Princess, and this shouldn’t be the place to pick them. If I took offense every time Tamara made a snide comment about Gays, Jews, Incredibly adorable men, I would not be here. Now grab that Manischewitz and lets move on.
Long Island Princesses? They look more like Long Island Frogettes, in need of a Prince..especially the *little person* with the overindulging daddy..ugga ugg