Amanda says in her talking head about Erica, “I am not going to rat her out. What she does in club bathrooms with randoms is her own business.” And we are off. Amanda takes Chanel out clubbing to cheer her up. Erica was supposed to go but she was to busy blowing guys behind the liquor store or something. Allegedly. While they are at the club Erica phones in sick.
Erica meets by the water to talk to Rob. Erica swears to us that she did not hook up with the guy at the club. She just bought chips at the 7-11 and went home alone. Rob wants her to grow up and stop being such a whore.
Everyone except Erica gets together for bagels and lox. So of course they are talking about Erica. She’s got a drinking problem, she is promiscuous, they are staging an intervention. Somehow Chanel and Casey are chosen for the interveners. You know Casey the one who hates Erica because she slept with her boyfriend. Jelly gets this. But Jelly is the only one with a fully functioning brain.
Amanda’s mom skeeves me out. I wish they would not put her on every damn episode. I am not going to recap this ridiculous drink sac thing.
Jelly goes to a marketing guy trying to sell her product. One end is lip balm and the other is drops for your breath. It’s called Kissamint. Later on a boat ride with her Dad, he seems unsupportive of her business. 🙁 He makes her cry.
Ashlee goes on a date. Her date is wearing a Jesus bracelet. Not Jewish. Moving on… I don’t get what the Jews have against Jesus. Isn’t Jesus supposed to be like the King of the Jews? I mean sure they killed him. But does this mean they are NEVER going to make up with Jesus?
Time for the INTERVENTION. What could possibly go wrong? They keep talking around the subject. “Stars drown in bathtubs.” “Maybe you could switch your vice to crocheting.” “I am sure you have some good amazing qualities somewhere.” Erica doesn’t get the point. I can’t say that it is her fault. But later Erica talks to her mother and her mother assures her that she doesn’t drink too much. lol.
Next week looks FANTASTIC. This week, not so much.