Ashlee’s Dad Proposes to Ashlee, diamond ring included. Ashlee’s “fancy over the top 30th birthday party is held in the Big Lots! Shopping Mall. At the party you can dip your crudité into hummus which is conveniently located in glasses dangling from the waist of a man wearing nothing but boxer briefs (and a hummus belt). Classy. Hummus man is hung like a hamster. Jeff could not eat enough crudité. Just sayin’. Jeff repents for his blatant display of homosexuality by eating his girlfriends crotch through her dress on the dance floor.
Erica tries to convince Rob she is not a whore.
Chanel’s Dad is awesome.
The single girls are off to Jewish Singles Camp to find a man. Chanel eats from a food container with a fork while driving. Look ma! No hands. Severe weather has caused the camp to close. The girls are “in the middle of no where” that is in an unfamiliar city. What should they do? Find a hotel before the storm blows through? No. Clearly, tequila shots are the proper course of action. The girls get a hotel room where Ashlee puts her own sheets on the bed.
I have the same bed as Amanda’s mom. Given their overall décor, this concerns me. Amanda, her mother and Erica are out at a bar. Erica is being a whore. Rob calls and Erica says she will call him back. She tells the guy hanging on her it was not her boyfriend. Amanda tries to keep her friend Erica from being a whore. AND the DVR cuts off before the inevitable arrival of Rob. I guess we will see that tonight.