CHER!!!! On WWHL

Andy is going to hyperventilate before this show ends. He can barely get out the intro, bless his heart. I love Cher! I wonder what sex acts he had to perform on Kathy Griffin to get this interview. Or how big of a contract she got.

GAME TIME! Gypsies Tramps & Tea (It word association with former coworkers)

Elvis: Well I didn’t really know him. He invited me once for a weekend and I just was too frightened. But I wish I would have gone.
Whitney Houston: I don’t really know here. (Psst Cher, she daid.)
Nicolas Cage: I love him. He’s crazy. She quit the movie because they were not going to hire him.
Meryl Streep: Oh gosh, She’s just my idol and I think she’s fabulous (Cher appears deceptive).
Phil Spector: Well, he was my first job and he’s crazy and he paid me $25 for a years work.
Michael Jackson: Oh um…looks nervous… I have too much information. (Andy let’s her wiggle out of answering!)
Tom Cruise: Well he wasn’t a Scientologist then. He was a great guy.

Another Game?! Truth or Cher..

Cher doesn’t get how to play. Apparently she has never played Truth or Dare. She picks Truth which she calls Question. Andy asks her, “Who was her best lover?”  Cher says, ” Wow that is hard I have had the best lovers ever.”  Andy asks where Tom Cruise would rank and she says top five.

Andy forces Cher to pick Cher. She agrees and he wants to re-enact the scene from Moonstruck where she slaps Nick Cage.

More Questions:

Ever taken a dip in the lady pond? “Oh God, who hasn’t?”

Will there be a tour after the album comes out? (Do bears shit in the woods?) We’re talking about it.  Do you have a favorite and least favorite song to perform? It’s hard because there are songs that I like to perform that are not hits, like I like song for the Lonely. Least favorite is Jessie James.

Will we hear the song you did with Lady Gaga? Probably not because Gaga decided she did not like it. She’s an artist, it’s her song, she can do that.  I like the song so I played it by myself.

If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive, who would it be and what would you say to them? Cher said Jesus and she just say, “Dude, what’s the deal?”

Which decade was your favorite and why? Ohhhh…Well I liked the 80s because I was going a lot of places and I could go naked when I was swimming….Andy says you can still do that and she says, “Not as good as I could then.”

What’s on your bucket list? Cher says she wants to build a Balinese house.

What do you consider your best movie role? Probably Moonstruck because I think I was pretty good in that.

Do you have a boyfriend right now? Well the thing is…the moment anyone knows you have a boyfriend, you don’t have a boyfriend, because it is just too hard. People  don’t want to be hounded to death. That is why I keep it on the down low.

Was your eulogy for Sonny still the hardest thing you have ever had to do? Yeah, because it was just so hard.

She defends wearing a “skunk hat” on The Voice saying it was just a TV show and she wanted to make it fun!