Y’all remember when I left you guys in charge of keeping me in the gossip loop when I was in Curacao? Well I am starting to realize y’all did a terrible job. I’m just sayin’. I did appreciate the biology lesson on iguana penises but, Did NO ONE think that I might be wondering about the status of Vicki Gunvalson’s love tank? You are all on probation for 90 days and a letter in going in your file.
Sadly, it sounds like Vicki’s love tank is running on empty again. In her blog this week she says about her relationship with Brooks, “I have learned a lot about relationships in my lifetime and what I do know is my checkbook is guarded, (Note: Clearly she doesn’t keep shares in her corporation in her locked checkbook.) my heart is guarded, my mind is guarded and it’s going to be a very long time before I am walking down that aisle again (if ever).” This sounds bad, but brace yourself because it gets worse.
It seems that shortly after Vicki was served papers for the lawsuit Brooks got her dragged into, Brooks took to twitter to share his emotions with
the world for sympathy Vicki. Our Mississippi boy seems to be feeling pissy with Vicki. He is hurt and betrayed, y’all.
@vgunvalson My heart is very heavy because of you. The world doesn’t revolve around you alone, especially when you’re in a relationship.
@vgunvalson I should’ve known that you’d betray us for you. I did the opposite.
Well hell, if these two lovebirds can’t make it, is there hope for any of us?