Y’all remember when I left you guys in charge of keeping me in the gossip loop when I was in Curacao? Well I am starting to realize y’all did a terrible job. I’m just sayin’. I did appreciate the biology lesson on iguana penises but, Did NO ONE think that I might be wondering about the status of Vicki Gunvalson’s love tank? You are all on probation for 90 days and a letter in going in your file.
Sadly, it sounds like Vicki’s love tank is running on empty again. In her blog this week she says about her relationship with Brooks, “I have learned a lot about relationships in my lifetime and what I do know is my checkbook is guarded, (Note: Clearly she doesn’t keep shares in her corporation in her locked checkbook.) my heart is guarded, my mind is guarded and it’s going to be a very long time before I am walking down that aisle again (if ever).” This sounds bad, but brace yourself because it gets worse.
It seems that shortly after Vicki was served papers for the lawsuit Brooks got her dragged into, Brooks took to twitter to share his emotions with the world for sympathy Vicki. Our Mississippi boy seems to be feeling pissy with Vicki. He is hurt and betrayed, y’all.
@vgunvalson My heart is very heavy because of you. The world doesn’t revolve around you alone, especially when you’re in a relationship.
@vgunvalson I should’ve known that you’d betray us for you. I did the opposite.
Well hell, if these two lovebirds can’t make it, is there hope for any of us?
Vicki needs to ditch this dude. He seems so creepy and gross.
Vicki was supposedly served with papers while on a trip to Las Vegas on Tuesday. Weird fact is that she seemed to know the man serving the papers. It wasn’t Robert L. Williamson III who could presumably have been in Las Vegas for World Series of Poker. At any rate, she finally woke up and smelt the coffee when Crooks er, um Brooks really hit the bank account potentially along with her career.
If this was the best plan he had to separate Vicki from her money then he’s not exactly brilliant.
Bye Bye Brooks, I am sorry, but this is her covering her ass. She knew what he did and still stood by him. She clearly needed that full love tank over the full bank account. Hell, there is another civil case over Vicki’s Cigars! Connection, wait for it, Brooks!
just shows you how needed you are. i kept seeing teasers about vicki/brooks n
but no actual show, so i had nuttin’…
Fine, based on your sucking up and explanation, I will take you off probation. Everyone else is still on my list. 🙂
She’s guarding her heart and checkbook…but forgot her vagina. Vicky’s Vagina needs guarding also apparently.
Isn’t Brooks out spending Vicki’s money on a stripper, friend of Lori’s daughter? I know silly question… who would fuck him for free? :/ Vicki may want to get a healthy dose of Penicillin while guarding her va j j… My suggestion: ADT or armed security… cause her guarding is for shit!!
TT i dont watch your shows..mostly just trials. but updated ya on nik wallenda
Fine, You are forgiven. Go and sin no more, or is it start sinning more, I that confused,,,
Tamara, (crosses fingers behind my back) I was JUST about to hit the “send” button to email you this tidbit, but you beat me to the punch, which isn’t surprising, seeing as how astute a Blogger you are.
(Can I come off the shit list next?)
petition denied.
TT for the last two years ive lived as a monk. But hopefully tomorrow i will be sinning to beat the band..DVR the show *brain games* from the nat geo channel. Watch it on a not your show night. It is entertaining as well as educational. Couple weeks ago they talked about the reliability of eye witness testimony. You might like it
TT…
Lets not beat around the bush here! I don’t suck up to well, so lets get to it… What will it take to get off the Shit List? Booze, money, my first born?? BTW I would skip the first born… she is a terror! 😉
Booze you say? hmmm
I don’t know anything about Vicki’s vagina, but I did enlighten you about the Iguana penises! That should get me off probation……that and the fact I seem to be the only one posting at this hour!
I just watched an old episode of RHOC where Vicki and Tamra were in Mexico and Tamra was talking about Vaginal rejuvenation surgery and Vicki said she had C-sections so her vagina was perfect. Tamra said hers was flapping in the wind.
I know a sweet ole farmer who makes the county’s best “spring water”… *wink, wink… NOTE TO ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS READING: I have never and would never condone the manufacturing or consumption of moonshine, for it is illegal! 😉
TT, in case you are interested in an epic hot mess, “Anna Nicole” will be on Saturday night on the Life channel.
I’m onnit. 🙂
In my 50’s, I entered into a relationship with a less than reputable man. It seemed to be wonderful, but in the aftermath I questioned my sanity. A lifelong friend said to me one day, “That just shows you were too lonely.” Vicki, there is certainly such a place as too lonely and you appear to have driven over its cliff.
Well said.
hey Peachteacher..my grandma told me something similar just the other day. You are one of the wise ones too. When RJ was on the stand almost nobody cared that if she was SPED student how easy it was for a room full college degrees to talk just out of her understanding to make her look dumb or uncooperative. I dont think she knew she could say *i dont understand the question* instead she tried to answer everything anyway she could.
I think Rachel Jeantel-It-Like-It-Is did just fine in the lion’s den! Mr Don actually was the one looking silly when he had to 1, 2, 3 times re-start reading the cursive letter! 🙂 ….and that other “bald-headed dude…sorry, man..” (loved that warm exchange between them) inserted his Italian shoes in his mouth over twitter follows….. 🙂
Here is Brooks tweeting the minute he gets criticized for the way he acts on the show saying it is scripted and edited. We know that, I think sometimes we pretned like it is not. But then this fool of jumbo tweets this?
Brooks is nothing but a big POS. I think Vicki would be smartest now to distance herself from him and do whatever it takes to fix this stuff with the shares, whether or not she knew what was up. His tweets just go to show that he is only worried about his own image, there’s no love there. It was obvious when he told her he couldn’t fix things with Brianna and agreed that she may end up alone. Any pig that refuses to work on things with you and confirms your insecurities is, well, a pig. I don’t get just what this man thinks he’s got that makes him SUCH a catch, nobody on the show or the audience gets it either.