I am not going to be able to see the show today but that will not stop me from recapping it dammit. So here we go….
So wow, what did you think of that scene with Rosie (they world’s most misnamed person) when she went on a rant about Teresa? Youse don’t wanna be around us? Hows about we doesn’t wanna be around youse guys! (crotch grab) Hows about dem apples? Fuck youse you fucking fucks. Youse got a hairy fucking forehead, yo fatass husband cheats on yer ass with the nanny and you gotta some out of control monsta kids, you fucking fuck.
Meanwhile, Tre and Joe meet to talk and Tre comes super close to flipping a table. Tre screams at Joe, “Why do I have to apologize! I didn’t do nuthin!, Joe! Don’t you see what your hooor wife is trying to do to us, Joe?” Then Joe is all like “Don’t call my wife a hoor! Why you gotta be this way, Tre?” Then Tre is all like “Because we are a FAMBILY!” Tre ends up doing that high pitched screamy whiney thing about something and the meeting ends with everyone more pissed off when they started.
Also on the show everyone gets together to a some staged function and talks about whoever isn’t there (probably Tre). Caroline butts in and tries to fix everything and makes things worse. Rich says something rude and inappropriate. Kathy plays the martyr roll and says something like, “Well I tried” followed by a heavy sigh.
There will also be a scene with just Jacqueline and the poor autistic child who she will make perform some sort of parlor trick and will receive a lollypop for even the slightest approximation of success.
Did I miss anything? NO? Whut I win?