The Newlyweds start off with sad news. Tina was briefly pregnant and had a miscarriage. Tina is incredibly depressed and nervous that she can’t have a baby. Tarz is trying to supportive and Tina continues to say that their baby died. Tina is pissed at Tarz because he isn’t emotional enough over the miscarriage. Tina’s Dad has a girlfriend. Tarzina is meeting the dad and his girlfriend, Heather for dinner. She’s blond and white and younger than him. Tina’s dad is smiling!!! And kissing her bare shoulders. And making out at the table. Like full on making out. Heather is a nurse with four children. I cannot stress enough how full on these two are hardcore making out. They announce they are talking about getting married and maybe having a child. Heather is sort of a twat. She says she has more life experience and says “how many children have you raised” to a couple that just had a miscarriage. Nice.
Alaska is mad a Kim because she took $700 out of their joint account without asking him. Kim puts here money in her business account and still spends out of the joint account that she doesn’t contribute to. Alaska goes to meet with his father who was somewhat abusive and very strict when he was growing up. He is more mellow now. While Kim and Alaska make dinner. Alaska creates a lovely floral arrangement. I think Alaska’s family is Haitian and Kim is trying to learn to cook Alaska’s favorite foods that his mother would make. Family dinner goes very well. Alaska is headed back to the west coast again with no defined return date. No wait, it is a surprise honeymoon trip to Mexico. Kim is so excited.
Jeff is really enjoying having the house to himself while Blair is out of town visiting friends. When Blair returns, he literally jumps Jeff. Jeff admits to jacking off everyday. Blair is pissed they only have sex once a week. Jeff suggests getting away from the house because he works in the house and there is always stuff that needs to be done. Blair says he feels he has really matured since he married Jeff. Jeff says he sacrifices a lot for Jeff. Jeff wants more money from Blair. Blair says Jeff needs to sign the will. Jeff is really hedging on the will. Blair says he will pay the lawyer and half the property taxes. Jeff seems to be having lots of doubts about the marriage.
Kathy and John are going to Lamaze classes. She is 36 weeks pregnant. The other husbands are trying to educate John that he needs to be more helpful. John is just awful. He behaves exactly as you would expect in a Lamaze call. John is keeping the pool table because his father is going to finish their basement. John’s sister is visiting and John is trying to get her to do his baby chores for her. He is completely inept. Kathy is now 41 weeks pregnant and so ready for the baby to come. John keeps saying he wants the baby out! Like he is the pregnant one. 12 days late, Kathy heads to the hospital.
Next week on the finale, something goes wrong with the delivery. Tina’s dad is getting married, Alaska and Kim go on their honeymoon, and Blair and Jeff go to therapy.