Time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap and I am already pausing and backing up to make sure I just heard what I heard. Teresa is talking about Gia’s 12th birthday party. She invited 65 kids and it’s her first co-ed party. But that is not the issue. Tre just said to her in her talking head, “When she gets old enough I am taking her to the doctor and if she is not a virgin I am disowning her.” So already we are off and running with Teresa saying inappropriate things. I guess that is why she get paid the big bucks. She has invited her brother and Melissa and the kids.
Time for a Jacqueline scene. The new plan is to drop the kid into a hyperbaric chamber. And, I’m out. Check out the “research” on hyperbaric chambes here. It’s mostly used for autistic kids that have major seizure disorder as a last resort. Essentially more “fad” treatments by Jacqueline who doesn’t have the literary comprehension to understand autism research.
Juicy Joe is taking out for ice cream alone. He is talking about her spending more time with her family in general and her sisters specifically. Gia tells her dad Milania said something about her body. When questioned she said she had a “hairy grill” this is apparently kid talk for pubic hair. Joe asks how the boys treat her. Gia says people date in her group and Joe says no kissing at her age. Teresa says Gia walked in on her and Joe so she sent Joe to talk to Gia about “the birds and the bees.” Oh, Tre, you are so not winning mother of the year. This whole scene will ostracize her in her school until she drops out to work the pole has to be homeschooled.
Caroline tells Joe that his sister will meet him halfway. She leaves out the part about how she expects Joe to apologize.
Meanwhile, Joesph has taken out the Ferrari without permission with Aunt Rosie. He cannot drive. What can possibly go wrong. Rich does nothing about it. Kathy is pissed and tired of being the bad cop.
Teresa and Joe’s dad is in the hospital with pneumonia. Joe Gorga is very sick too and cannot go to the hospital. Teresa is very upset. Melissa thinks it is weird that Caroline keeps meeting with her husband. Joe says he is not going to Gia’s birthday. Just tell Teresa he is sick. Melissa is going.
There was another mandatory infomercial for a fitness center and a coffee shop. Tre and Kim D were in one and Melissa and Jac and Kathy were at the other. Not worth recapping. Just more ad revenue for Andy. Tre takes all her girls to star in an informercial at a hair salon. The only storyline there was Gia tells Tre Joe has pneumonia and will not be at her party. She also says to her mother, “Stop! For the Love of GOD!” Which I say all the time, but if you are a religious person, this is probably not something you want your kids saying. Then again, Tre’s kids don’t know what a nativity scene is….so… their religious training is a bit lacking. I love her obnoxious children though and find them adorable. Milania let’s us know that she is into older men.
Meanwhile, Melissa is laying down the law at her house. Her son says “Poopy head” and he is threatened with hot sauce in the mouth. OOOOH LAWD… Melissa. You know you are going to hear about this for EVER. At least she has some rules for the kids. Technically they are not being any better behaved than Tre’s girls. But unlike a commenter here…. I don’t think Gino is going to be a serial killer. I think Joe really is sick. Joe is talking about Melissa standing up to Kim D. If Tre wants to end the problems with her brother, she needs to kick Kim D to the curb. Kim D and Jac conspired to get her into this mess and she doesn’t seem to get it.
BREAKING NEWS. WWHL IS LIVE TONIGHT WITH MELISSA AND ANDY ALREADY LOOKS DRUNK.
Kathy and Rich are home feeling bad while Victoria and Joesph go visit Tre’s dad. She feels really bad for calling Tre’s dad a coward at the reunion. Rich is terrible at comforting his wife.
Meanwhile Gia is having her birthday party at some sort of club or event site. The parents are not present with the kids except for Tre and Joe. WHY? Gia keeps trying to throw Tre out of the party and is acting like a …..12 year old. I don’t understand why parents would allow this sort of party. Oh okay it is at one of those Arcade places. But still the adults need to mix with the kids. Tre is gossiping with Kim D about Melissa not going to see he father in law. Lord, Kim D is atrocious. Shit stirring. I can’t even recap this hospital visit argument. Tre started it and it was inappropriate. Melissa should have let the kids stay for cake. It’s all just very sad.
Next week the drama is amped up another ten billion percent. I think I can wait.
Sorry WordPress is being a bitch tonight and pictures are not staying in the blog. Working on it…
HELLO, no one else noticed Juicy DRIVING????? Was he given a special dispensation for the show???
WAIT WHAT? I didn’t DVR it. You know I am typing it more than watching it. DAMN is this true? JAIL TIME for JOE? There is no “exception”
He was driving, pretty sure twice. Once to take Gia out and then full on monty with Bravo filming the entire thing, hands on steering wheel, camera OUTSIDE of car, he was driving!
I know he was driving Teresa to the hospital.
Yep. Juicy drove several scenes this episode. Not sure what this means legally….
Yes, he was driving! It was good to see him with Gia, and the both of them laughing together about their height.
I noticed it and wondered if he was that stupid and arrogant that he was driving without a license at all. Or could it be that his suspension is over? Jac is just stupid, I honestly believe she thinks she is going to cure her son of autism. And what jackass Mom puts her kid in a hyperbaric chamber then abandons him alone so the babysitter can do her job. DCS needs to rescue this kid from this drunken fool.
I agree. Let him be who and what he is maybe? Eventually he may sense that he does not fit her expectations? I don’t know if his level or prism of autism or whatever would allow him that type of interpersonal insight.
Why is she stupid? Because she is doing/trying everything to give her child a decent shot in this world? You guys need to read her blog to see what she actually does and don’t rely on the 15 minutes you see her on the show. Don’t play yourself.
All 11 million pages of it???????
Why is she stupid? Could be any number of things. Too many drugs. Poor gene pool. Lack of oxygen in the birth canal….
What do you mean by “a decent shot”? At what? I don’t understand what you’re trying to say.
And while you are at it, what does “Don’t play yourself” mean? Like….on Broadway? Community Theatre?
My nephew is a certified Inhalation Therapist. He administers treatments in those chambers at a hospital. I do not know if autism is one of the conditions, it could be. Apparently, most people do not have their own and a trained person is on standby. Hilarious Jac thinking Michael Jackson owned one gave it a stamp of approval.
I heard she’s getting the kid a chimp too.
LOL, I think it is so wrong, all these weird snake oil type things, just irresponsible.
My sense of Jac is that all the things she does for her “son” are actually more about doing for herself. I will give her credit that she genuinely loves her kids (3) but she has shown on the show and on twitter that she is a total asshat and her treatment of her daughter puts her way up there at the top of the pile of being a “shit for a parent” and her repeated idiotic behavior is why I say she is stupid.
I do not know if she LOVES Ashley, Ashlee, whatever, they seem to constantly be at each others throat. Poor CJ, she ignores him it seems and Nic, well time will tell. I about died when Chris said she spends all night researching autism, I guess if autism research is done on Twitter than that would be a correct statement. I think she is a BAD MOM.
What a big dummy.
And he wonders why they pushed back his trial, saying they had a whole slew of new evidence against him…
Yes, just asked my ex the attorney if there was ANY reason he would be allowed to drive and he said ABSOLUTELY NOT. This will be used against him. Now I am sure he deserves to go “away”.
It’s hard to believe Joe would chance driving on a suspended license on national TV at this point. He’s not very bright, but, I give him a little more credit than that.
Good eye! He’s probably breaking the law again.
For some reason, these two dummies, Teresa and Joe Guidice think that rules never apply to them and that they can get away with anything. They both should be in prison for the fraud they tried to commit when filing bankruptcy.
It is my contention Teresa should be locked up just for her inability to speak correctly… What the fuck was up with her comment that she wasn’t “interrogizing” Melissa? She is so annoying anymore I can’t even laugh at her version of the English language… Not to mention the ridiculous Umpa Lumpa color of her skin… I am beginning to get concerned about side effects of all that bronzer she uses… Is it possible an adverse reaction of over bronzing is agrammatism? Oh hell, now she will come out with a colored plastic bracelet for her disorder to raise money!!! :/ What the hell am I complaining about… maybe the bracelets will keep her too busy to write another one of her “cookbooks”! That would only be a blessing!!!
I am amused. In a comment where you complain about someone misusing words, you refer incorrectly to “oompa loompa”. Sorry, but you have to be locked up now. As does the entire cast of RHoA, and about half the cast of nj, a couple of New Yorkers, the Richard sisters and most of Beverly Hills. Your rules. Not mine. 🙂
hmmmm, is “She is so annoying anymore I can’t even laugh at her version of the English language…” YOUR version of the English language?
“Oompa loompa” is spelled umpa lumpa in the urban dictionary. Check it out. It’s on the internet… would help you out with a link but haven’t the time… What would this site be without me making a comment and you adding your two cents??? Thanks so much for your insight, no matter how incorrect or unsolicited. 🙂
The urban dictionary???? BWAHAHAHA!!!
It is absolutely spelled oompa loompa. Check the book, or even the song lyrics.
Tamara, I was waiting for your blog tonight. Thanks for covering everything so thoroughly! Teresa is also a sh*tstirrer as well as Kim D. Teresa and her friends watch Melissa like a hawk and it’s very sad. No wonder Melissa wants to move away. It’s also sad that Teresa’s kids are all in the family drama. The scene with Joe and Gia was painful to watch as well as the conversation with Teresa and Gia at the salon about Tio Joe.
I do not know how anyone could be on Melissa’s side after tonight, even St.Kathy called her out for not being sick when she claimed she was.
I agree. I posted the same thing but my comment is awaiting moderation for some reason. I don’t even know if I believe Joe was sick, unless they just reenacted it out after the fact, because he sure doesn’t look sick for someone with a 103/104 fever. Melissa’s story about his illness seemed to keep changing too. And then she days before she leaves for the party something like “i have a feeling that even if you didn’t have a103 fever (which she had to throw in once again), that you wouldn’t want to go anyway, when he already aid that himself in an earlier scene in detail. Everyone on this show was so dumb and full of cap that it annoyed me.
I am so sorry for all of the typos tonight. I have rheumatoid arthritis and my hand is hurting tonight.
Right? While he is roaming around fully dressed (hat included) complaining about his ass. You would think someone that ill would be in bed, instead of spreading it to his family.
If I were Melissa I would have NOTHING to do with Tre and everyone could go scratch (as they say in Jersey) after they tried to grill me like a cheese sandwich at that party. Is she suppose to forget everything that went on in the past. Personally I would not have gone to the party at all and they kids would just grow up to be strangers than be around such toxic people. Family be damned. Then again I am not on Bravo’s payroll so I can tell people in my family to GFTS.
You are absolutely right! As sad as it is to see Milania and Antonia miss each other, Teresa and Joe Guidice are a diseased tumor, and unfortunately they are contagious and spreading their disease to their children. Continued contact will only end in more hurt for the Gorgas, and they need to remove this tumor as soon as possible. The funniest thing said tonight was when Joe Guidice and Teresa called Melissa a liar when both of them lie constantly. Not a good practice for these two dim wits since neither of them have the mental capacity to keep their stories straight, often times not even within the same conversation. Luckily, they don’t seem to mind the fact that they make total asses of themselves with their illogical, inconistent statements. I think they are so delusional that they don’t see it, and see the affirmation they receive from a small band of developmentally delayed fans that Teresa has that all of the viewers are buying their BS. Personally, I don’t think they even care as long as they can continue to manipulate enough dummies with a dollar to purchase the mediocre ware Teresa hawks.
I am mystified cannot see what a liar and piece of garbage Teresa is. She and her scummy husband make my skin crawl. If it weren’t for fast forward, I could not even watch this show any more.
She was not the one caught lying about a fever, when she visited her father, etc. etc. This is the season Melissa gets put in the bad spotlight for sure. I have always thought she was fake.
First I would like to say that Juicy Joe thinks he is above the law to be driving, but will most likely get away with it all, that is just another story for our NJ justice system, Teresa I love her to death I think she is a bit of an airhead , seriously I do not think she realizes when she says stupid things, Kathy I believe to be heart felt with her apology , I love Rosie and Richie, Seriously Melissa knock off the BS I am tired of the woo is me Teresa is against me , Melissa is underhandedly causing the family drama making it all to be Teresa in everyone’s eyes …. open your eyes and see who is behind every piece of drama in the family….. there is No way in H*** Joe had a 103 or 104 fever, as an adult our body does not tolerate the fever like that at 101 we are unable to move never the less look that good in a housecoat and walk around… I do believe he was sick , just not that sick and I don’t believe for a moment Melissa was sick she used the scratchy throat thing as an excuse, your father in law is rushed to the hospital you get your ass there asap ……… she has no parental respect , and I have lost all respect for her …. I truly hope that the truth comes out and everyone will see her for what she is worth …. a dramatic liar.
Girls with the name Teresa are the best girls around!
I must concur with Isabella ………. lol
I love you Teresa!
You are so right; so disgusting watching Teresa manipulate her children to hate their aunt and uncle. Someday, those kids are going to grow up and realize how twisted their parents really are and resent them for ruining their family. Unless that is, their IQ is as low as their parents.
When has Teresa said an unkind word about joe and Melissa to her kids? I may have missed that. Or maybe you are around them when the cameras are off? She seems to be very positive about her brother and sil too the kids.
The kids hear what Joe and Tra are talking about and go from there. The “grownups” are talking and think the kids aren’t paying attention. WRONG. They hear much more than the parents think they do. By the way for a statement made earlier, WWHL with Melissa, Melissa did stay so the kids could have cake at the party. It was also mentioned how cute Tra’s kids are, well they may look cute but the parents really need to curb those smart mouthed remarks. If they are aloud to continue to talk back that way the talk back becomes nasty when they grow up. Hence they become their parents. Stupid and nasty to everyone, with a mouth you would like to wash out with soap. Those kids are kids not small adults, and are rapidly turning into brats. But I guess considering who they live with it is par for the course. I wish them a lot of luck.
That in no way answers the question that I asked. You are talking about children learning by osmosis. Cher up there sad Teresa is manipulating them. There is a bog difference.
Sheesh! Said not sad. Big not bog.
You don’t think Gia’s mocking of Melissa’s singing & dancing abilities last season- while her ignorant parents roared with laughter sent a message to Teresa’s kids?!! Proving yet again- it only takes puberty to become a parent…but it takes a self-actualized, loving & compassionate person to become a good parent.
That is not them manipulating their children. That is them as a family laughing at something that is ridiculously funny. I think it’s better to make sure they know that being a talentless hack and making a spectacle of yourself like that is to be mocked and not to be done.
I would like to point out that Saint Melissa, who never talks about this stuff in front of the kids (cough cough), had a full on conversation about it, on speakerphone, on the car ride over to the birthday party.
100% agree…but in all likelihood these kids are going to grow up and become very similar to their spiteful, pin-headed parents. Sad really…
I’d better get ahead of the game and invest in socks.
I would suggest investing in a package of steel toe socks – more kick for the buck!
As someone with personal experience, Jacqueline’s scenes and “story line” are really bugging me. At this point I have to totally tune out for parts of the show.
I am confused because Tre’s mom said that her father went to the hospital in an ambulance, but then Melissa said that Joe drove him. Don’t tell me Bravo even has the mom lying now. Especially about the circumstance with her husband in the hospital. Our could it be that Melissa was lying? I don’t think I buy Joe being sick either, especially when Melissa tried to say that she was too sick to go see the father in law but was healthy enough for everything else. I also don’t think Teresa asking her about visiting the father is something that’s between Teresa and Joe, as Melissa stated. Of course you should go visit your f.i.l. When he’s on the hospital! If not out of love, then at least out of respect. As for Jac, she is a complete moron.
I have a hard time believing that if Melissa were lying about Joey taking his dad, Teresa would have been all over her, especially since she was like a dog with a bone about how many days had passed before Melissa went to visit her father in law. In fact, if Teresa had remembered the ambulance lie that her mother told, I am sure she would have jumped to accuse her of lying about that. As for T’s mother, while I think Kathy was wrong to address it on national television since T’s mother is both an elderly woman and her aunt, I think what she said is true; Teresa’s mother IS a liar and is one of those women that favor her daughter and will go to any length to support her. Guess we know who modeled the total lack of moral character with which Teresa conducts her life.
The ambulance thing was not a lie. He was in and out of the hospital several times during that period. It was edited oddly. You really have no clue what you are talking about. But hey, don’t let me stop you from bashing a sweet old lady who has probably never lied in her life.
Yes. I was actually being sarcastic/ragging on Bravo about Mama Gorga lying.I just couldn’t understand how it could be both. Thank you for clarifying that there were many trips and bad editing was the reason for the confusion. Seems like there was a lot of that in tonight’s episode.
Yeah, I was confused about that, as well, when Melissa said Joey drove his dad to the hospital but Tre’s mom told Tre she had to call an ambulance. That was when Joe was driving her to the hospital. But teecee is correct in that he was in and out of the hospital. Also, on WWHL, Melissa did say that she couldn’t count and maybe it was three or four days before she went to visit her FIL! And she said Joey had the flu but on the show she said she took him to the hospital and he had pneumonia. Did I misunderstand that? I do think these women really, really, really need to learn when it is inappropriate to discuss certain things. Gia’s b’day party was not the place to have such a ridiculous discussion!
It could have been both the flu and pneumonia cause its not unlikely to get pneumonia after having the flu. If Theresa wasn’t such a loathsome person then maybe I wouldn’t like Melissa so much. However that’s just wishful thinking cause Theresa would make Hitler look like a saint. I’m curious of something and I mean this in no way hateful. TeeCee you seem to have inside information than the rest of us. I have been reading these blogs for a while and it never fails that you refer to people not knowing what their talking about. When in reality none of us know what we are talking about cause none of us know these people. You do seem to know these people and have relationships with them especiallyTheresa or you don’t really know what your talking about either. It would make sense that you know her by the way you seem to be stuck up her ass and it would explain your rather rude uncalled for comments. Either way you come off as a very hateful person but I would love to know which one is it. Do you really know these people or are you just as clueless as the rest and just want to act like you know more than us?
Did you really just day that Teresa is worse than Hitler?!?!? That is insane! I am speechless.
Actually I said Theresa would make Hitler look like a saint. It was a joke, you know haha, in my most annoying Theresa voice. Jesus what is wrong with some of the people on this blog? Either people are being rude, correcting misspelling or grammar, saying you have no idea what your talking about or being uber sensitive to everything people are saying. I love this blog and there are normal people who comment on here and can have an adult discussion with someone who doesn’t agree with them. Lets try to learn from some of these people for the love of god it’s just a reality tv show.
There is nothing ha ha funny about Hitler. I am a normal person. To use Hitler and Saint in the same sentence is despicable, and if you don’t know why, or why that isn’t funny, then you need to read some books on the holocaust. Or maybe you think it never really happened.
Well you may not think anything is funny about what I said but me and my Jewish husband thought it was hilarious! See that’s the thing about people, we are all different and love, hate, laugh or are sad at all kinds of different things! As far as reading about the Holocaust, I am perfectly content in listening to my grand-mother in laws stories of how bad it was back then. Even better I can hear all about how they made it out and came here to live and learn a sense of humor! Life’s a bitch sometimes when you decide to throw stones at people, it usually makes you look like an ass! I think this is a good lesson for you, learn from it, grow and for the love of all that is holy pull that stick out of your ass and learn to look at yourself and yourself only cause nobody has any desire to be schooled on a reality blog!
Geez, people………lighten up, it’s an effing TV show! If anyone is looking for political correctness, maybe a blog is not the place to be!……Just saying…….
I love it when someone cries like a little bitch because they perceive that someone is being “mean” to them while they say the most vile things about people who are not around to talk back. Super Coward!! DUN DUN DAAAAA.
you, teecee are meaner than Hitler. I may have to promote you.
Wait. Shouldn’t you be on a plane?
By the by, anyone following Teresa on Twitter last winter knows that her father was in and out of the hospital several times. I’m neither connected to her nor talking out my ass. I stopped following her and most of the rest of them months ago. Can’t take it.
And I’d never tell someone that “they don’t know what their talking about” I’d tell them they don’t know what they’re talking about.
@teecee, oh yay you know the difference between their, they’re and there good for you! Lets get you that cookie you are obviously looking for! See I can be a bitch as well and I actually quite enjoy it! However what I don’t enjoy is being a bitch for no reason such as you! I never go out of my way to be mean or rude to someone for something as simple as a difference of opinion. I am assuming most of the people here are bored housewives or just bored in general. The last thing anyone wants is to be constantly picked on just so the person behind the keyboard can feel better about themselves. Since you obviously know the word coward how about you use it the correct way. A real coward is a bully, someone who gets fulfillment from putting others down especially when you know there’s nothing anyone can do about it (sound familiar)? Did I use there’s correctly, cause I would hate for you to be upset by my horrible grammar? However I’m sure it makes you feel so much better about yourself so I’m glad I could help!
Oh man, this is going to be sooooo good, it was nice knowing you DYLPEYT, I will send flowers.
Um…no. That’s actually not what a coward is. Sorry.
Your stupidity does not make me feel better about myself. I just have a low tolerance for stupid people and hypocrites. You’d NEVER insult someone just because. Yet…you just compared someone with Hitler. Do you see the disconnect?
Ummmmmm no I don’t because I highly doubt she reads all of these blogs that mostly bad mouths her. These reality people are like fictional people to us. They provide entertainment and I’m sure aren’t really the way they appear on the show. They know this is just a show and not real. So when I comment I am commenting about their characters not them as a person. I can’t imagine looking at it any other way than that. So I’m so glad you are so intelligent and all but really this a “reality” TV blog. If poor grammar bothers you so much then I would say it was time to get off the blogs for your health cause they are full of it. I personally enjoy drinking a bottle of wine and using my iPhone to make comments and not really worry about my grammar but I guess we can’t all be like me. I can say that if mean women who enjoy coming off as bitches bother me so much then I should get off but it doesn’t really bother me as much as I enjoy calling them out on it. So yea that pretty well sums it up so have a good night and seriously xanex does wonders!
So….you’re saying that you are like me, just not as good at it. I agree.
You’d be surprised how many housewives were reading this blog practically as soon as I started it. I know I was. There are A LOT of Bravolebrities that read every single thing about them on the Internet. A few even comment here. 🙂
When people comment about them it’s not a personal thing and I’m sure they know that. Even when they act like they get upset on blogs it’s still just that an act to make the show seem more real. I have no doubt they read your blog so I shouldn’t have said that. Just caught up in the moment. Really all I was trying to say was that these are characters and not real people that we are talking about. There is a huge difference IMO to talk about a character than to talk about an actual human being. This is a point that teecee obviously can’t grasp and it got tiring to try and explain it to her any longer. Anyway love your blogs,it adds much needed laughter for me!
First of all, if you and your husband thought that was hilarious, then you really need to get out more. I’m sure you showed him that comment and he was just in stitches (not). The only thing I’ve learned from your last comment is that your more insensitive than I thought. Your husband’s grandmother tells you first hand details of one of the most horrific genocides in the world, where her family and/or friends were tortured and killed in ways that the human mind can barely comprehend, and you choose to use it as a “ha ha” in which you compare him to a REALITY TV HOUSEWIFE???… saying that she makes him look saintly??? Maybe you should show your comment to your “grandmother in-law”. I’m sure she’ll be rolling on the floor in laughter. And FYI… as I’m sure you must know, it wasn’t only Jewish people who were killed. Having a husband who is Jewish means nothing, except that maybe one would think you would be more sensitive, especially knowing second hand the pain your husband’s family endured. Even the stick in my ass seems to have more compassion than you.
Lori, seriously didn’t we already have this discussion. There’s not much that I can add and I hate repeating myself so have a good day!
Agree with all those that don’t take RHONJ or it’s craziest clowns (Tre and Juicy Joke) too seriously… We aren’t commenting on “Schindler’s List” here. Reality check (pun 100% intended) Bravo has turned into a station full of scripted ‘reality shows’ where the most fucked up (Latin for “fucked up”) freaks get the most camera time EXAMPLES:
Table-flipping Teresa in New Jersey who can’t use her words to express herself because for her English is the hardest language… Kenya Moore from ATL still bragging about about winning her 3rd Grade Spelling Bee in 1973… The next season of RH of NY which will air if Ramona can ever sober up… The shows where Jeff Lewis and Patti Stanger compete to win “Most Horrid Human Being Ever”… “Don’t Be Tardy For A Gold Digger”… “Trash That’s Married To Medicine” (why all women haven’t moved out of Atlanta after Bravo’s portrayal of the female population in that wonderful City is beyond me)… Abominable Blondes in OC (Tamra has to have a bounty on her head in multiple countries)…RHof Beaverly Hills where a Ho-Bag spews vileness at all in her path since her husband left her (which obviously has only happened to her in Life)… “Watch What Happens” (Cliffnotes: Andy says “Mazel” 700 times per show)…and don’t even get me started on Shahs of Dreadfulville.)
In other words- we turn on Bravo for the level of crazy that is missing in our lives. We can all view each character differently… its why this blog is so much fun to read.
Lol. It’s all velveteen? It’s called reality TV for a reason. Scripted or not, it’s them, not a character. They are more real than any of you in my opinion. Unless your real name is just a series of nosensical letters.
I’m still baffled about why TeeCee666 functions as the gatekeeper on this sight. We need drama when things are too quiet and boring, but, we don’t need the e-thugging she displays. Why is everything so personal. Why does she feel she has to defend anyone on any show. Why can’t she just give her opinion and let others give theirs without the personal attacks.
I see a few people who sit on the sidelines, rubbing their hands together, waiting for the drama to happen. They play it safe by not going against TeeCee666 because they don’t want the personal attacks. If she is a stand in for Tamara, just put it out there. I love the site. I enjoy the different opinions and comments. But I don’t care for the personal attacks.
Sasha is on point… TeeCee66 you are at about “11” on the personal attack dial. Please dial it down to about a “3”. Commenting on “reality TV’ (overlooking the fact that some scenes have to be reshot a dozen time… LOL) should be lighthearted fun. I’m sure CNN and Fox News have blogs where we can all viciously sling mud at each other’s personal views on important issues like religion, politics and wars happening throughout our World.
Hey, lori…….check out tamaratattles twitter page and you will find that you are in the minority regarding the Hitler comment. Me thinks you are taking reality TV and blogs way too seriously. MOST of us follow TT and her blog for FUN and to share ideas and opinions…..lighten up!
Dylpeyt………teecee called you a coward for perceiving that someone is being mean to you, while you say the most vile things about people who are not around to talk back. She does have a point……….poor Adolf is dead, therefore, he can’t possibly defend himself……imagine his disgust at having his name mentioned in the same sentence as Saint Teresa!
@TJ, I am not on Twitter and could really care less what everyone on Twitter thinks, as I’m sure many could care led what I think. Big deal.
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@lori, I honestly was not trying to be nasty – just trying to say that life is too short, so have fun with the blog. Look at the comment below – now, that’s nasty!
Agreed. Thanks.
It seems my being taken aback by the Hitler comparison has taken on a life of it’s own. Anyway, I wasn’t looking for anyone to agree or disagree with me. I still feel the way that I do, but that’s neither here nor there. From now on I will bite my tongue about such things, as it really is not worth all of the drama, and negativity that it has caused, and I certainly do not want my contributions to this forum to make people upset, or take away from the enjoyment of the room, and if it has done that, then I apologize. As TJ said above, life is too short. Thanks.
Hi, lori………we have to stop meeting like this! I’m sorry that you feel the need to apologize……please do not feel that you caused any drama or negativity. You have every right to feel the way you feel, and I’m sorry if I added to your angst. Believe me, I have had to bite my tongue on more than one occasion. I think we all have certain “buttons” that get pushed from time to time. Interacting with complete strangers is still a weird concept to me, so I never really know what to expect. Hang in there and have fun! 🙂
Thanks again TJ. I’m fine really. Like I said, I really do not want to be any sort of Debbie Downer. Bit don’t worry, I’m not losing any sleep over it. And you didn’t make me feel bad, but thank you for apologizing for thinking that you did. You’re an A+ in my book.
Ah… a… a moment of tranquilty! 🙂
It’s just the calm before the storm! When the cat’s away…..
HEh the cat is in her muumuu waiting for someone to fix the safe in her SUITE because I got a great upgrade… things are going exceedingly well. I had a lot of sun and beer and may not make it through some sort of brazialian meet cookout later. I am going to need to guys to read SEVERAL archives and not go away while I am playing lol. Pick a month before you got here and read them all.
xoxo
tt
Lol. Go fuck yourselves.
I noticed Joe driving as well. I think he is that arrogant and dumb to drive without a license! I don’t have much knowledge on autism, but I really feel for Jacqueline, Chris and baby Nicholas. I’m sure they are desperate to try anything — whether it’s been really studied or not.
I agree, and I don’t understand why so many on this site are so harsh towards her. She is not perfect, but she is kind-hearted, loyal and displays character. Also, if it were my child with Autism, I would probably try whatever options were available as long as they would do no harm.
Not to be rude but do you not have a twitter account? I am not a hater but Jaqueline really does need something. Meds, therapy, AA. I don’t know but she IS meaner than cat sh*t on twitter. You can hear her voice in her tweets. She shouts and carries on and on.
I think Jaqueline is a beautiful woman, who for whatever reason, doesn’t seem to know a whole lot about acting just basically civil.
Ashlee gets involved on twitter and I caught her lying and stirring up crap with “phantom” tweeters.
Petty. Very, very petty. They are going to drive themselves crazy.
You are correct. Jacqueline is a perpetual 12 year old mean girl. Down to making up a fear of driving to get more attention and special treatment. She is the most immature grown woman ever.
I have said MANY MANY MANY TIMES…. Jacqueline Laurita is the worst mother in the world. http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2012/10/13/3571/ if that doesn’t work search WORST PARENT and she pops right up. I am more than livid about her using her child for a storyline. AND THEN MAKING PARENTS FEEL LIKE THAT THEY NEED TO BUY A HYPERBARIC CHAMBER? REALLY.
FUCK YOU JACQUELINE LAURITA. YOU ARE SCUM.
LIKE LIKE LIKE INFINITY
Every fifth tweet from her is some shilling bullcrap. She is a whore in the truest sense of the word.
I had no issues with Jac until as of late… the final straw for me was the hyperbaric chamber…. ummm doesn’t she need to come up with 300k in owed taxes, not to mention the pending lawsuit where she accosted a man with a shoe and I could be wrong but isn’t she involved in some fraud claim (nice way of saying what I believe was described as pure theft)? I by no means am digging for dirt on her but her priorities seem a little askew as of late. I must say, due to comments made in here I am more than curious about these twats and think I may add her to my twitter just long enough to see how unstable she appears before dropping her so as not to appear a fan… Geez, I was a really bad judge of character on this one!
I was taken in by Jaqueline too. In the first season, she stood up to Caroline for bullying Danielle Staube. In one of her “talking heads” she said Caroline made it VERY difficult to remain neutral.
She also stopped the attack during the reunion, following her conscience.
She caught a lot of crap on twitter for her parenting with Ashley the first year. And now the autism thing. She is catching it for that.
She has always gone on these rants on twitter. “you said you stopped spending but you lied!” On and on. Sometimes into the wee hours of the night. Those are not exaggerated accounts of Jaqueline’s out of control twitter spree’s.
I stopped watching. Unfollow.
The Wakiles are proving the generational ignorance. What is televised by Bravo is NOTHING compared to their “real life” tweets which are full of unadulterated hatred. I’m sure they get bad tweets but that is what the unfollow, block buttons are for. Why aren’t Kathy & Ritch teaching their kids how to respond in a healthy manner instead of being on their own twitter account spouting hateful, garbage?
From Bravo footage, Facebook & twitter videos, it’s the Gorga’s who need a visit from child protective services. As well as…..maybe. Joe looks like he might have a problem with alcohol and steroids. Bad, if not a lethal combination, Joe.
Everyone of the Jersey HW cast have just gotten crazy on twitter besides Teresa. Everyone of them tweeted inflammatory crap except for T. She tweets about her products and progress of children. Period. She doesn’t RT inflammatory tweets sent to her either. She may not have the greatest vocabulary but she is holding her mud & the 2 girls of hers don’t tweet inappropriately either. You could debate them having twitter accounts but their peers have them. I can’t agree to it personally.
Pretty much sums up what I’ve seen.
For my 2 cents on the Hitler comment, I am full blood German & don’t know that I have ancestors who took part in any evil but nonetheless, as a German I apologize for the holocaust when the opportunity arises. It’s just my thing. I wasn’t offended by the Hitler reference. They were referring to a mindset not amount of damage done, yes? I took it as such. I don’t agree, I’m a T fan.
Why does Ms.Caroline have jaqueline there when she talking to Joe. Jaqueline And Kathy need Tre to have a story line. Joe finallyadmitted that he wants to hurt her. He realizes that he can really hurt her and he is going to twist the knife in. Melissa’s true colors are showing, she doesn’t want this family back to get back together.
Yes to everything that you said!
I can’t imagine why she would want it back together after what Tre has done to her!
Sorry that I have so much to say tonight, but this episode really aggravated me. That whole scene with the kid taking the car??? So scripted. The cameras just happened to be in both places? I don’t know… I don’t buy it.
Kim D looked like a cracked out tranny. What is with her mouth anyway?
Lol.Agreed and good question.
Joe gorga is such a ish stirrer. He asked Caroline to intervene with Tre…now he is avoiding her. He couldn’t call her to talk ant dear sad – he is made for his silly wife. It maks me sad to keep featuring the bad behavior of these kids.
Y doesn’t Richie wear a wedding ring? Who has a 12 year old b-day party at the club @ night?
Remember that in the winter, it gets dark early. The party may have started at 4. Which does not seem to be a bad thing.
There are instances that one can drive on a suspended liscense. Primarily it is to and from work or while working. Joe may have a shot at getting out of it that way. (not likely)
I think Bravo wants him to go to jail. What a great storyline that will be….
The Real Housewives of Cellblock D.
While I would agree that Jac is no genius, compared to Teresa, she is a intellectual giant. She is so stupid, it is almost painful to listen to her speak. As far as Joe driving goes, I hope the DA was watching and uses it to nail his ass. He is the most repugnant of all the husbands on any of the series. I think the least danger he presents is drunk driving; the main concern is that he is driving while severly retarded since that is a constant and a state he does not seem to be able to sober up from.
It’s quite possible that the excuse Juicy Joe will give for getting away with driving is he is only allowed to drive for his acting job on RHOC because if this show ain’t scripted I don’t know what is…..LOL!
I mean RHNJ…
I was more appalled by the “hairy grill” comment than the disowning for non-virgin. I can’t believe that let her put that out there. Is go scratch really some kind if jersey saying or is this like fetch on the movie mean girls?
Yes, it is a real saying and not just Jersey, they say it in PA.
I don’t think it’s a state by state thing. I live in NY and have heard this saying throughout my life. Not one I use personally, but I’ve certainly heard it.
ok, that’s interesting! i live in nashville, so i have learned something new now.
It’s kind of funny when you think about Teresa and company “ganging up” on Melissa. Melissa had no problem being part of the pack of hyenas attacking Teresa last season. At a time when Teresa still believed they were her friends.
Did you see how hefty Christopher was looking? He may have gotten his father’s “fat gene”. It does not look good on him.
Melissa sure talks out of both sides of her mouth. She’s pissy that Caroline talked directly to Joe. Then she is pissed to be in the middle. Everyone who says she does not want anything fixed is correct.
I thought Joe and Gia’s talk was kind of sweet. He’s very open with her for a Italian father. That’s rare. I do think Teresa’s comment about the virgin check was edited on there oddly. As of they asked her a question that we did not get to hear and that was a joking answer. She should learn not to try to make jokes. They don’t seem to work well for her ever.
Rosie the retard should not be in charge of a goldfish. Let alone children. That scene was idiotic. That car is worth more than her mother’s house, but she seemed to have no respect for that. Did you see how baggy and gross her jeans were? Ick.
Malania. I so love her. Antonia can never be doubted as Joe’s daughter. She looks like him in a wig. The party did not seem over the top. Everyone except Melissa seemed to have fun. Way less annoying than the RHOBH kid parties. Kim D should have had her face slapped for starting and harping on that conversation. I do not think any of them were too sick to go see a very old man on what could have easily been his deathbed. That’s wrong no matter what excuses they make. Melissa’s reaction was, so I went four days later, who cares? Well…the first day could have been your last chance to see him. So, that is the difference.
Caroline talking about her sister being paid hourly and not being able to afford her own space is just appalling. There is absolutely no reason to share that. It must make her sister feel like shit. And Caroline doesn’t exactly have a job, so if she got dumped before this show gave her an income, she might be in a similar straights.
Well said. I wholeheartedly agree with every word. And that was such obvious bad editing about the dis-owning comment.
Well it might have been bad editing but she said it again in her blog so maybe girl friend is still trying to get that “joke” out there. Teresa really needs to stop showing off for the camera. I know her daughter is twelve and I have had 4 that have gone through that age but Gia can hardly keep her disgust bottled up. I think it is sad that kids at school might be watching this. I guess that is the price of fame.
I didn’t even watch the show, but I know if I did, I would feel the SAME way you do teecee!
TT, my son was diagnosed with autism at a very young age. A few insights from my personal journey – each autistic child is different in how the disorder can manifest. Children on the lower end of the spectrum (non-verbal) can improve with intensive therapy, but they are never “cured”. When my child was diagnosed, I went through a brief period of denial, then read every thing available on autism. If I had the resources, I would have bought every silly gadget on the market if it had a chance of helping my son. Money wasted? Yes. Many moons have passed and I just attended my son’s high school graduation. He improved slowly with therapy and the love and support of our huge family. Gadgets don’t work, medication has too many side effects, and I don’t see the benefit of sharing Nick’s condition with the word via Bravo editing. My guess – the bank account is empty, and Jac wants a storyline OTHER than fighting with Tre.
She repulses me. And congratulations on your son’s graduation. You must be very proud!!!
Thanks TT. I’m still in your thoughts.
Wow. This was a hard one to watch, but couldn’t turn away. Gia is the Only sane one out of the whole bunch. Teresa is a lunatic with a capital L.Kim D comes across as ugly as she looks. I really feel sorry for those poor kids to be in the middle of the grownups’ mess. Malania is out of control. Teresa acts like a retarded child, and is probably just as much of an embarassment to Gia as Malania is. Juicy Joe just don’t give a care what comes out of his mouth. I like Rosie, at least she is for real. Kathy is a worry-wort and overprotective. And whats with these women that can’t stand for anyone to talk about death (of a loved one) around them without them freaking out? If you don’t actually SAY the words, then does that mean it won’t happen? This episode was just messy, pigs and all.
Teresa was so busy obsessing about Melissa and Joe she didn’t bother to check to see that the name on the B’day cake was spelled wrong until it was too late.
What a trainwreck that woman is. Between her and Joe those poor kids don’t have a chance. Gia is already angry and picking up her malapropisms and Milania is out of control. Fun to watch on TV but probably not to be aroiund in real life. Sad to see Teresa “interrogizing” Gia at the hairstylist trying to get her to say bad things about her uncle. Then to use the party as a venue to go after her sister in law with the help of her cohorts Kim D and Lisa, and feigning innocence. All so contrived but she isn’t bright enough to pull it off successfully.
Perhaps if Teresa stopped being so self-absorbed those girls would have a change but I don’t think she capable of thinking about anything except getting even with Melissa for her perceived slights against her and getting her brother Joe back so she can be the #1 woman in his life. She even stated that once Daddy Gorga is gone Joe is going to the main male in her life. What happened to her husband being the main male?
Even with Joe’s driving. she isn’t bright enough to tell him he shouldn’t be doing it on camera. He clearly usn’t smart enough to stop himself but you would think she would be if she wants to keep up her charade of this great family. They are the blind leacing the blind. Between them there isn’t 1/2 a brain with a functioning brain cell.
Did anyone else think that cake looked like a vagina?
Hilarious, but yes I said the same thing to my tv companion.
Isabella J…….I didn’t catch the show, but your comment made me curious. I found a picture of the birthday cake and it was described as a “lip-shaped confection”, so……….
LOL, well, that would be one way to put it… Still trying to figure out Juicy driving, I need a life.
a VA-GIA cake…………..yeah, I need a life, too!
A va-gia cake missing the “hair on the grill”….
Now that one took me a long time to figure out, who comes up with these things??? Milania is what 6??? Where is she getting this shit from??? OMG, it was annoying hearing Teresa running around the salon yelling out BFFL, BFFL, BFFL.
Yes!
Kim D is toxic and a dreadful person…She constantly stirs the shit and gossips about everyone behind their backs. I understand Teresa churns thru friends (partly because she is dumber than a bag of hair and partly because she only enjoys talking about herself)….but keeping Kim “Trashbag” D around is so lame.
However, the worst part is how Teresa & Joe seem to be rearing their kids with utter disregard for the rude, annoying behavior their kids constantly exhibit.
I agree with everything you said Greg, and also does anybody else find it a little creepy with Teresas’ “obsession” with her brother??? Love of ones sibling is one thing but this is something different……
No. I’m guessing you are not italian. EVERYONE is obsessed with the boy children. Especially if there is just one. He is the prince and everyone dotes on him and does for him and he rarely has to lift a finger. Their mother is probably 10x more obsessed with him. Please don’t try to make it something dirty. It is not.
I agree about Italians and the boy child. Trust me, I live in NY and I have DATED that Italian boy!!! lol More that once! Ugh. However, in this particular instance, from the way they make it look on the show, it looks as if Teresa’s Mom seems to take her side a lot. And then I remember on that first episode with Joe and Melissa, Joe was crying and yelling about how his father doesn’t even treat him like a son anymore (or something like that) because of Joe Guidice (Then again, the italian father/son relationship is one that is often complicated from my experience). Of course, as I said, I don’t really know what Joe and his Mother’s relationship is like and how much she does or doesn’t dote on him. I was surprised when Teresa made that comment though. She said that after her parents die that her brother Joe will be THE most important person in her life. I was a little taken aback by that. I mean besides her husband, she has 4 children. Teresa is very attached to her childhood I think.
Exactly and if they need yet another tv reference to verify, just watch an early episode of Cake Boss when Buddy’s mom was on the show.
I agree completely. DH comes from an Italian family in Brooklyn and traditionally the boys are treated like royal princes and can do no wrong but Teresa takes it someplace else, to a whole new level, She wants him to herself period, She wants to be his #1 with no exceptions. She has made that very clear including last night when she stated that when her Dad is gone he will be the main man in her life. Teresa comes off unnaturally obsessed with her brother.
I loved Melissa’s “It’s not just a cookbook…it’s an ADVICE book.” Um…cookbooks are advice books. Neither is literature. Self help is less respectable than reference, like a cookbook. And how the fuck she think she able to vize anyone on marriage???? She’s hanging on to hers by a thread.
I’m not sure where your getting your info from cause they seem to have a great marriage on the who. Also while yes cookbooks are advice books it’s not exactly the same thing as a real book talking about life. How hard can it be to do a cookbook? Hell I could put together a pile of recipes in a day and voila it’s a cookbook.
On the who? You spelled whore wrong.
A real book talking about life? From a professional maybe. From a stripper with a GED who has a propensity to be a lying drama llama, not so much.
Who are you? Who, who, who, who?
It was supposed to say show. It’s difficult typing on a phone and I’m to lazy to get the laptop.
I’m confused, did anyone else hear when Melissa said that Joe was the one who took his dad to the hospital? She was saying to Theresa so if it wasn’t true you know she would have called her out on it but didn’t the mom say an ambulance picked him up? Also I was screaming at the tv when Tre was hurrying to get to the hospital but it was clearly day light and he went at 4am. If she was really in that much of a hurry what took her so much time? Ugh I feel so bad for Mellisa! I wish she didn’t feel the need to cover up the truth because of being scared of what people will say. She shouldn’t have went to the hospital nor should she have went to that party after what that family has done to her. Joe has stood up and said what he is doing and don’t care who likes it. Mellisa however still feels the pressure to try and be a part of that ridiculous evil bunch because everyone is so hard on her and that’s sad. I think it’s time to call it quits and let Joe fix it if he wants to but if not then step back and let it be done already!