Time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap and I am already pausing and backing up to make sure I just heard what I heard. Teresa is talking about Gia’s 12th birthday party. She invited 65 kids and it’s her first co-ed party. But that is not the issue. Tre just said to her in her talking head, “When she gets old enough I am taking her to the doctor and if she is not a virgin I am disowning her.” So already we are off and running with Teresa saying inappropriate things. I guess that is why she get paid the big bucks. She has invited her brother and Melissa and the kids.
Time for a Jacqueline scene. The new plan is to drop the kid into a hyperbaric chamber. And, I’m out. Check out the “research” on hyperbaric chambes here. It’s mostly used for autistic kids that have major seizure disorder as a last resort. Essentially more “fad” treatments by Jacqueline who doesn’t have the literary comprehension to understand autism research.
Juicy Joe is taking out for ice cream alone. He is talking about her spending more time with her family in general and her sisters specifically. Gia tells her dad Milania said something about her body. When questioned she said she had a “hairy grill” this is apparently kid talk for pubic hair. Joe asks how the boys treat her. Gia says people date in her group and Joe says no kissing at her age. Teresa says Gia walked in on her and Joe so she sent Joe to talk to Gia about “the birds and the bees.” Oh, Tre, you are so not winning mother of the year. This whole scene will ostracize her in her school until she drops out to
work the pole has to be homeschooled.
Caroline tells Joe that his sister will meet him halfway. She leaves out the part about how she expects Joe to apologize.
Meanwhile, Joesph has taken out the Ferrari without permission with Aunt Rosie. He cannot drive. What can possibly go wrong. Rich does nothing about it. Kathy is pissed and tired of being the bad cop.
Teresa and Joe’s dad is in the hospital with pneumonia. Joe Gorga is very sick too and cannot go to the hospital. Teresa is very upset. Melissa thinks it is weird that Caroline keeps meeting with her husband. Joe says he is not going to Gia’s birthday. Just tell Teresa he is sick. Melissa is going.
There was another mandatory infomercial for a fitness center and a coffee shop. Tre and Kim D were in one and Melissa and Jac and Kathy were at the other. Not worth recapping. Just more ad revenue for Andy. Tre takes all her girls to star in an informercial at a hair salon. The only storyline there was Gia tells Tre Joe has pneumonia and will not be at her party. She also says to her mother, “Stop! For the Love of GOD!” Which I say all the time, but if you are a religious person, this is probably not something you want your kids saying. Then again, Tre’s kids don’t know what a nativity scene is….so… their religious training is a bit lacking. I love her obnoxious children though and find them adorable. Milania let’s us know that she is into older men.
Meanwhile, Melissa is laying down the law at her house. Her son says “Poopy head” and he is threatened with hot sauce in the mouth. OOOOH LAWD… Melissa. You know you are going to hear about this for EVER. At least she has some rules for the kids. Technically they are not being any better behaved than Tre’s girls. But unlike a commenter here…. I don’t think Gino is going to be a serial killer. I think Joe really is sick. Joe is talking about Melissa standing up to Kim D. If Tre wants to end the problems with her brother, she needs to kick Kim D to the curb. Kim D and Jac conspired to get her into this mess and she doesn’t seem to get it.
BREAKING NEWS. WWHL IS LIVE TONIGHT WITH MELISSA AND ANDY ALREADY LOOKS DRUNK.
Kathy and Rich are home feeling bad while Victoria and Joesph go visit Tre’s dad. She feels really bad for calling Tre’s dad a coward at the reunion. Rich is terrible at comforting his wife.
Meanwhile Gia is having her birthday party at some sort of club or event site. The parents are not present with the kids except for Tre and Joe. WHY? Gia keeps trying to throw Tre out of the party and is acting like a …..12 year old. I don’t understand why parents would allow this sort of party. Oh okay it is at one of those Arcade places. But still the adults need to mix with the kids. Tre is gossiping with Kim D about Melissa not going to see he father in law. Lord, Kim D is atrocious. Shit stirring. I can’t even recap this hospital visit argument. Tre started it and it was inappropriate. Melissa should have let the kids stay for cake. It’s all just very sad.
Next week the drama is amped up another ten billion percent. I think I can wait.
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