It is only four months in to the marriage and Blair is already not getting enough sex. Jeff has a much lower libido than Blair. This could be due to the 16 year age difference. Jeff feels obligated to have sex. Ut oh. No bueno.
Kathryn and John, the Greek couple, are pregnant already. John is unsure of how to handle this because, “He has never fooled around with a fat person before.” Oh, John, you are just not a very likeable person. They got their wedding video and pictures and John points out how fat she has gotten in three short months. Meanwhile, John is packing on the pounds himself.
Meanwhile, Tina and Tarz are desperately trying to get pregnant. Tina is obsessive about it. These two about to walk a red carpet together for the first time. Tina is apparently very popular in Indian media and her Indian fans are pissed that she married a white guy. Tina’s dad hates Tarz. Tarz keeps trying to make headway. Tarz invites him to lunch and he reluctantly agrees. Then the dad tells the wardrobe people that he wants his to be 180 degrees from whatever Tarz wears because, “He doesn’t want anything to do with this guy.” Apparently, Tina is a singer. The red carpet event goes well.
Its fashion week and Kim is styling shows. Alaska is off doing his music producing or whatever he does on the west coast. The weird thing about Kim’s show is they do not show the designer name on the backdrop. Which makes me question …well everything. What designer would not want their name shown on TV with their fashions?
Kathryn and John are off to find out the sex of their baby. They are in separate cars or as Kathryn says, “John is following in the car in front of me.” Kathryn wants a boy, he wants a girl. John says if it is a boy he will have to compete for it for Kathryn’s attention, but if it is a girl, she will have to compete with the baby for his attention. Um, yeah. This guy is a real piece of work. It’s a boy.
Tarz bravely goes to lunch with Tina’s father. He is late which is a bad start. Dad is already seriously pissed. The dad wanted Indian food. Tarz chose Italian. Tina’s dad has a scary mean face. The dad seems to be upset mostly because his wife died and he feels that Tarz has taken Tina away from him while he is grieving. He’s clearly still in the anger stage of the grieving process.
Blair is being a drama queen. Jeff went out for three hours with friends and blew up his phone the whole time. Jeff feels smothered. Blair is clingy. Blair has a temper tantrum. Jeff is frustrated.
Kim and Alaska are all lovey dovey on the couple cam. Sex is not an issue for them. They go out to a party in a club where some dude they know rides onto the dance floor on a white horse. I am getting old because instead of thinking “Oh cool!” I am thinking about the safety aspects and horse poop on the dance floor being pretty gross. This is by far the most positive clip I have seen of these two all season. So, perhaps there is hope for them after all. Perhaps I spoke too soon. When it is time for Alaska to leave, they start to fight again.
Tina has Tarz’s mom over for tea. Tina loves her MIL. She tells her MIL that Tarz didn’t get it up on a crucial baby making day. She wants to know what sort of encouragement her husband needs to get in the mood. MIL is clearly embarrassed and simply replies, not much. Then Tina asks her MIL if maybe Tarz is gay. Oh my. Later Tina really tries to pull off the sexy, and Tarz is not really into it. Poor Tina. A girl should not have to work that hard to get laid.
Jeff is an anal retentive cleaner. Jeff has not made a will leaving the house to Blair because he wants Blair to prove himself. I know all couples have issues but I hate to see the perfect gay couple have so many issues.
Kathryn and John are having a budget meeting. She gets $380 a week to spend on everything, including food. She gets no salary from working at her salon. John says the baby is another $920 a month. Kathryn wants to sell the pool table for a play room. Blair and Jeff have a budget meeting as well. Jeff wants Blair to pay more than he does. Blair proves that he pays more than Jeff and his name is not even on the house. Jeff somehow feels manipulated.
I really like this show.