OH MY GOD! I KEEP LOSING INTERNET, THEN TV, THEN WORDPRESS. And the storm has long sense past. Sorry. It’s just SOFA KING annoying. So here we go with a WWHL recap with Andy and Tre which you may actually get to read by Christmas at this rate.
Tre shows up in a side pony to appease her boss and he is dissing it already. “Is that a side switch ?”, he asks? I guess it is because Tre is not actually sporting the side pony but a pony with a bunch of weave pulled to the front on one side. Oh Andrew, side pony is much too complex of a do for Tre to understand. Perhaps you heard her hair do dude saying, no, a side pony is a degrading thing that comes out the side of your head and makes you look like a RETARD ( what, the hairstylist said it not me) . And Tre was all like no, let’s try to make me look decent, I’ll wear a ponytail and just you know pull it to the side. And Andy is like all angrypants now because she didn’t make herself look even more like a doofus on TV because that is how they both get rich. Or something.
OMG Andy has his first Freudian slip and asks Tre how her Jersey WHORE HOUSE is…. Oh Andrew, you are drunk on your birthday and you misogyny is raging forth. Tre says they are almost done. They did not make Memorial Day weekend but it is almost done. Andy asks about Joe’s shitty mouth comments about Melissa. Tre says he was kidding. Ummmhmmm Andy then talks about Gia and how grown she was acting and how she “helped her” with the text message. Andy is drunk because it is his birthday and he Is having a VERY hard time not showing his disdain for Tre. This is bad. Tre is probably his number one money maker. I know some of you think it is Nene, but it ain’t. It’s Tre.
Andy is talking about Princesses of Long Island which sadly I missed. Dear Lord. Creepy father? Maybe I won’t watch and blog tomorrow. This may be Andy’s drunkest show ever. He’s practically SHEREE WHITFIELDING Tre on this show. So not fair Andy. She’s your money maker. Sprinkle Cookie Gate. AGAIN. Why? Tre says that Sprinkle Gate is what got Melissa on the show.
Tre says her relationship with Caroline is that they both have an understanding that they are not friends but they communicate. The bartender says that Tre assumed that the Antonia was put up to writing the letter by Melissa but on the show it SEEMED that the letter was written in school. Oh come on cute bartender dude, ARE YOU NEW? It was Bravo’s production team. Play along. Suspend disbelief. What? You think this is a reality show?
Tre tries to talk about what really happened with the playdate thing, says Bravo dragged it out and left out parts . Andy seems pissed she is giving production info and goes right into….So your husband is headed to the big house, how does that make you feel type shit. Oh Andrew. Andy asks if she thinks his trial will happen in July and she says she has no idea you will have to ask his attorney. He is being kind of prickish. I know he thinks his cash cow is all sweet and light and he can do whatever he wants to her, but she is pushing back.
Off to the phones….Tre is pissed. Caller questions start off bad. Why are you always making excuses for Joe? I don’t .Andy still being assholey.After the break Tre makes him hold up her fourth cook book. Some benign questions and then one about what impact she thinks being on the show has on her kids. She says, “I don’t regret anything… Adriana and Milania don’t watch and don’t know. Gia has a TV in her room and she watches …” There is MAJOR EDITING HAPPENING HERE. This CAN’T be a live show. Watch What Happens Taped Before Andy Passes Out?”
Wow another Anti Tre game. Here are some Jewish terms, Does Tre know them? And even mispronounces some. The bartender coaches.
The Bravoholic asks Tre what the last book she read was… she says 50 shades…GO Tre! OMG Andy gets a unicorn pony from Milania. He is so excited. Milania is un affected.