OH MY GOD! I KEEP LOSING INTERNET, THEN TV, THEN WORDPRESS. And the storm has long sense past. Sorry. It’s just SOFA KING annoying. So here we go with a WWHL recap with Andy and Tre which you may actually get to read by Christmas at this rate.
Tre shows up in a side pony to appease her boss and he is dissing it already. “Is that a side switch ?”, he asks? I guess it is because Tre is not actually sporting the side pony but a pony with a bunch of weave pulled to the front on one side. Oh Andrew, side pony is much too complex of a do for Tre to understand. Perhaps you heard her hair do dude saying, no, a side pony is a degrading thing that comes out the side of your head and makes you look like a RETARD ( what, the hairstylist said it not me) . And Tre was all like no, let’s try to make me look decent, I’ll wear a ponytail and just you know pull it to the side. And Andy is like all angrypants now because she didn’t make herself look even more like a doofus on TV because that is how they both get rich. Or something.
OMG Andy has his first Freudian slip and asks Tre how her Jersey WHORE HOUSE is…. Oh Andrew, you are drunk on your birthday and you misogyny is raging forth. Tre says they are almost done. They did not make Memorial Day weekend but it is almost done. Andy asks about Joe’s shitty mouth comments about Melissa. Tre says he was kidding. Ummmhmmm Andy then talks about Gia and how grown she was acting and how she “helped her” with the text message. Andy is drunk because it is his birthday and he Is having a VERY hard time not showing his disdain for Tre. This is bad. Tre is probably his number one money maker. I know some of you think it is Nene, but it ain’t. It’s Tre.
Andy is talking about Princesses of Long Island which sadly I missed. Dear Lord. Creepy father? Maybe I won’t watch and blog tomorrow. This may be Andy’s drunkest show ever. He’s practically SHEREE WHITFIELDING Tre on this show. So not fair Andy. She’s your money maker. Sprinkle Cookie Gate. AGAIN. Why? Tre says that Sprinkle Gate is what got Melissa on the show.
Tre says her relationship with Caroline is that they both have an understanding that they are not friends but they communicate. The bartender says that Tre assumed that the Antonia was put up to writing the letter by Melissa but on the show it SEEMED that the letter was written in school. Oh come on cute bartender dude, ARE YOU NEW? It was Bravo’s production team. Play along. Suspend disbelief. What? You think this is a reality show?
Tre tries to talk about what really happened with the playdate thing, says Bravo dragged it out and left out parts . Andy seems pissed she is giving production info and goes right into….So your husband is headed to the big house, how does that make you feel type shit. Oh Andrew. Andy asks if she thinks his trial will happen in July and she says she has no idea you will have to ask his attorney. He is being kind of prickish. I know he thinks his cash cow is all sweet and light and he can do whatever he wants to her, but she is pushing back.
Off to the phones….Tre is pissed. Caller questions start off bad. Why are you always making excuses for Joe? I don’t .Andy still being assholey.After the break Tre makes him hold up her fourth cook book. Some benign questions and then one about what impact she thinks being on the show has on her kids. She says, “I don’t regret anything… Adriana and Milania don’t watch and don’t know. Gia has a TV in her room and she watches …” There is MAJOR EDITING HAPPENING HERE. This CAN’T be a live show. Watch What Happens Taped Before Andy Passes Out?”
Wow another Anti Tre game. Here are some Jewish terms, Does Tre know them? And even mispronounces some. The bartender coaches.
The Bravoholic asks Tre what the last book she read was… she says 50 shades…GO Tre! OMG Andy gets a unicorn pony from Milania. He is so excited. Milania is un affected.
I would so marry you Tamara, thanks for the [email protected]
Teresa publicists coached her well to not answer questions: ask Joe, ask his lawyer, ask Caroline, ask Dinah
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Teresa held her own at least I thought and for sure she is the biggest money maker IMO TOO
Ditto. I would even risk at offending Nene fans say WAY more than Nene.
Though I enjoyed Andy’s facial orgasm at his unicorn pony, I was uncomfortable that Teresa brought Milinia to gift it directly to the Daddy Pimp of Bravo….
He repulsed me when he oh so arrogantly reminded us all this was his last night until the 16th as he was taking a break. He gazes with his wonky eyes towards the camera when a low moan of oohhhh , barely audible is noted and states, ” Oh come on now! .Daddy needs a tan!” I wanted to hurl. He was swarmy is that the word I am looking for? He is a huge misogynist!
Those eyes are wonky arent they? Just trying to locate the camera. One is on the guest and the other on us.
Hahahaha!! Oh SNAP!! Love it!
It always impresses me how well Teresa holds her own. Even when its 5 on 1, or her boss. Go Teresa! Andy is such a prick. On another note, am I the only one who finds those GIFS so not funny? They are so stupid. I also hate those stupid montages. I don’t know who puts those together, but they need to be replaced badly. With all the great material they have they could really make them funny, but they completely miss the mark IMO.
The last time I watched WWHL Andy was on an alcohol fast and was counting down the days until he could have a drink. Maybe he just kept drinking.
I didn’t watch this show tonight but from watching the show in the past I agree with Lori. Tre does really hold her own even when she is ganged up on like on the reunion shows. Does she believe her own lies? She can keep a straight face and acts as though nothing phases her! Andy can be a snarky as he wants; she can handle Andy with one hand tied behind her back.
We all know Teresa lies often. It’s easy to tell. Watch her eyelashes flutter when she’s backed into a corner. I believe she does what she has to do to make money and if that involves lying on Caroline and her followers (all the other housewives), then she does it. WTF difference does it make, they don’t like her anyway. If she thought she could be honest with her brother without him telling Melissa everything, I believe she would. Melissa is so tied to the rest of the housewives, Teresa doesn’t trust her.
I have five brothers, and sometimes feels they forget about me. We were extremely close growing up. But, I understand they have families, just as I. Unless, it’s an emergency situation, I don’t expect them to put me at the top of their lists. I don’t believe Tre understands that. And I don’t think she gets the attention she needs from her husband. He’s cruel and clearly has issues of his own.
Yes, Tre’s extremely good at holding her ground, remember, she’s from “Paterson.” I’ve never heard of it, but she puts it out there like it’s “the hood” or something. I suppose that makes her hardcore.
I’ll bet, combined, she makes good money from the tabloids, magazines and other entertainment news sources. There’s a lot of interest in what she has to say. If putting her opinions and the housewives business out there makes her money, so be it. Look at how many of us are talking about her and how long we’ve been mesmerized.
Do worry about Tre, she can hold her own!!!
*DON’T worry about Tre.
Strange that the show wasn’t live. I guess it was taped earlier? The editing was obvious. So, the phone-in questions were faked? No after show?
Andy’s is just mad that Teresa is stronger than him and she flung him into his chair at the first reunion. He may just be trying to get another table flip moment from Teresa. Who knows, but It seems mean to keep poking at her, its bullying.
Oh Stop it. Teresa Guidice is not a damn victim. If someone is not blowing sunshine and rainbow smoke up her asa it does not mean they are bullying her.
AMEN Pam
Bravo and Amen!!!
WTG Pam!
She’s not a victim. But at he same time, mocking her is like telling little Nicolas that he will never win a hugging contest. It just doesn’t matter because it is not within her power to be smart.
She sure did fling him like a blouse onto a bed lol
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Yes, comment more… “…would have read him for blood and bone”. Oooh, girl, I like you! Lol. Welcome!
Andy is pissy a lot, I wonder if he’s single and bitter or in a relationship and fussy?? Lol I doubt he tries to be a Debbie downer in his personal life, but he certainly knows how to piss off a Teresa any day of the week. She didn’t take his bait so he kept at it. I bet he felt like an ass when little Milania brought him a tiny fake unicorn. Total ass lately unless he’s sucking up to real celebs. Tisk tisk, Andrew.
TT you are right, Nene is a moneymaker in her own right, but Tre is the GOLDEN GOOSE of Bravo.
One more thing…why is Caroline still up in people’s business? Maybe because her kids are out of the house…Does she not have a storyline otherwise?? Hmm. She just rubs me the wrong way sometimes. Maybe because I try not to hold grudges but she holds them tight like Spanx.
Caroline needs to find a hobby or adopt a child in need, because all this time she has to give unsolicited advice is grating my nerves. Focus should be on her man child sons and her grouchy daughter.
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Andy is openly biased against Teresa. He picks at her on every reunion show and on WWHL. If he had his way, she wouldn’t be on the show. Especially after she pushed his ass down on when she was going after Danielle. But, he knows Tre is the money-maker.
Each housewife is shady in some form or fashion. Yet, Andy lets them slide and brings it right back to Teresa. He doesn’t call Ms. Caroline out on all her shit. I can’t wait for the next episode when she tries to get into Tre’s business.
Love that. LOL.
I think that Andy, Bravo and NBC are not big fans of Teresa or Juicy Joe (Teresa description not mine) because of the past and future lawsuits that the Guidices will be involved with. Teresa is ratings gold and the Bravo execs will get their money back and more before they are discarded. Teresa and Joe know this but they are stuck between a rock and a hard place because they really have no other way to make money without Bravo.
Andy gets better and better at looking like an ass. He more often displays his mean streak and I think he thinks he is smooth. In reality, he is extremely akward. I think he is a good looking man, but he got short changed about any gay guy grace or suave traits. He needs a coach for his red carpet poses, he looks like he is trying so hard he fails.
I love this blog, but I never comment. I had to agree with everything you say regarding Andy. In my opinion he’s not neutral at all, and at certain moments the queen in him makes an shady a$$ appearance. I don’t understand where his disdain for Teresa comes from. If I could’ve jumped in her body during these sit downs I would’ve read him for blood and bone. Damn the Bravo check.
I so wish sometimes there was a *LIKE* button for great comments like this ! Exactly!
Thank u!!!
My guess as to why Andy is biased against Teresa is that he holds her accountable for what he deems is Joe Giudice’s homophobia & that she put her hands on him to throw him “like a rag doll” during a past reunion.
If what Tamara says (about Tre’s being the top money maker HW) is accurate then Andy is not making business-influenced decisions, but rather, personal ones.
I agree wish I could ‘like’ your comment estrellitabacio! I too wish I could have turned into Tre during the reunions and when she is on WWHL with Andy!I hattee the way he treats her
Milania is unaffected.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love dem kids.
She had zero f&&ks to give
Why does Andy dislike Tre so much? He shows love to other train wrecks that aren’t nearly as popular as Tre, I feel like I missed something.
thank GOD I didn’t watch either RHONJ OR WWHL!!! My blood pressure is going up just reading the recaps!
Can’t say much, but…I might know someone who will be filming regularly in the same studio as Andy films the clubhouse. Trust and believe that if I ever get to meet Andy, he will know how I feel about him-in a nice way of course lol.
LOVE Teresa! I hope she one day leaves Bravo and crushes that network like a bug-but, I know she won’t because she is a much nicer person than moi!
My dear sweet Andy who I fell in love with has gotten a big head. He is turning into a smartelic boy, in the worse sense of the word. The staff has gotten lazy and the games, etc. are seriously mediocre. I hate the bartender part, waste of time. When he first took vacation breaks, I missed him. Now I rarely watch. Can’t stand the celebrity sucking up; like he wants to hang with everybody. Tre has definetly had some coaching.
I miss the old Andy, too. I catch him now and then, but used to watch every show and enjoy, not it is just on if there isn’t anything better to tune in.
They should take Andy off the air and give his job to Jeff Lewis. Jeff is much more subtle about being a [email protected]#$. Andy could basically retire.
Team Teresa. Can’t wait for her new spinoff!
I don’t understand all the Andy hate going on here. Andy wears many hats as a Bravo executive, a producer, tv host, and a fan liaison….I loves me some Andy when he is a tv personality.
As a host sometimes he’s criticized for being too easy on Teresa, and now he is criticized for being too hard on her. Sometimes Andy is just being “Andy” and he’s doing all the passive aggressive shit that we want to do if we were in his position. He get’s a pass because he’s does it with goofy affability under the ruse that the public/fans want to know….
As a Bravo executive and producer pimp of the show, I am less forgiving about Andy.
I do think it is gross how Teresa & her family are exploited to gut wrenching effect. It was with nasty intent that Bravo recruited Poison Joe & Melissa as well. But Teresa & Juicy Joe are the ones that need to be bitch slapped up, down, & sideways. She knows Bravo used her & her family for DRAMA. Yet she re-signs contracts to continues to expose her children to this for $$$. All because she needs a platform to advertise and sell her business endeavors because Juicy Joe is a meat head dumb ass scammer. The whores hustle and the hustlers whore.
Mandy’s an ass/period/end.
Who the hell is Mandy?
I had to actually report to comments to figure out why you were asking that. I have no idea. Someone is lost?
RobinR, who are you speaking to when you say Mandy is an ass? I am so confused!
It’s been reported that Teresa begged to get out of their contract when Joey & wife were signed but Andy told her to dream on. I’m really amazed, knowing that Teresa can’t reign in or feign her true emotions to order like most of the cast, that she can keep her cool while Andy constantly needles her and misrepresents her on the show. She’s a better woman than I am. I’ve come to respect her work ethic and love for her family – I don’t think she’s looking for anything in return from any of them except a decent relationship. I think a lot of the annoyance that Al shows isn’t with Caroline herself but with the nasty role she’s taken on to stay relevant for the show. He probably thinks that no amount of money is worth hanging your dirty laundry out in public and berating and tearing other people down, people you’d have no interest in in real life. The Joe Gorgas,. Richie and Jacqueline would walk over their own mothers for money and celebrity.This show has run its course; there is no way that T should ever let her brother and his wife get close enough to hurt her again and I don’t even want to see her try to be civil to them. I only watched recently to see Joe Gorga get the smackdown he’s been asking for since his neanderthal visage hit my tv screen.
I thinks he’s still mad about the body check Teresa gave him when she was trying to get a lawsuit for attack Danielle at the reuinion show. LOL.
I finally saw the wwhl. If Teresa blinks any faster when she lies her eyelashes are going to fly away.
Now even Gia has taken to use Teresa;s malapropisms…”once in a blue mood” and T didn’t know enough to correct her. It just gets sadder and sadder.
I missed that one (once in a blue mood). But, I found it fascinating when Gia composed the text message to Melissa. It seemed Tre couldn’t formulate a sentence. Hopefully, she was just too nervous on camera.