Why did I stop watching this show? It sort of slipped off my radar for awhile. I haven’t seen the last several episodes. Whut I miss? Tonight’s episode centers on Brielle. She continues to make poor grades despite being grounded. So somehow Kim convinces Kroy that the best parenting move is to take away all the punishments. I wish my Mom was as bad at the whole parenting thing as Kim is. Kroy suggests taking away her fancy clothes and Twitter and Kim thinks that is downright cruelty! SMDH So Kim pushes Brielle by bringing in a glam squad to do her hair and makeup for Homecoming. Tell me Kroy had to agree to this because it was a planned filming and that he has not lost his damn mind as well.
Kim and her BFF stalk Brielle on her first date. They are so cute. Brielle doesn’t know what trout is. How to pronounce Filet Mignon or THAT SHRIMP USED TO BE ALIVE. Nick, her date is doing his best Rico Suave. Kim is concerned that Brielle is double dipping. Kim and her BFF are like Lucy and Ethel in this scene!
Kim is trying to learn Spanish. She asks the waiter what the Spanish word for taco is.
Brielle pulled her grades up to all As and Bs and Kim immediately wants to buy her a car. She’s 15. Next week Kroy tries to have a commercial-free Christmas. lol.
Now for the previous episode.
Oh it’s mediation time with Kim’s mom, Karen. Plus Kim and Kroy want to have another baby. Kim is trying to get on birth control so that they can time her due date to fall outside of football season. Kim wants a girl. The doctor explains that gender selection isn’t really possible. They are also looking for non-hormonal birth control methods. Kroy suggested the sponge. Clearly, Kroy did not watch Seinfield. Kim decides to ignore the doctor and seek Internet options. Like shoving lemons up her hooha because some online place says the citric acid has spermicidal properties. Why were the sponges discontinued anyway? Never mind, I probably don’t want to know and I fear the explanation would upset my gay male readers.
Kim and her BFF drink wine out of red solo cups. BTW, Kim’s real hair looks fabulous. The girl diet “chocolate, vegetables, fish and sweets.” Have sex during the full moon. Get it from behind.
Kim has to go to mediation without Kroy because he has a Thursday night game that week. She is trying to decide what to wear. She is pissed that her mother is filing as an indigent litigant. She says she has a house and two cars. She is also worried that her parents would sell tabloid stories to the gossip sites since they were all over ROL and others when this was all going on. After several ridiculous wardrobe considerations they come up with a good one. Kim’s brother hasn’t spoken to their parents in two years. At mediation, Kim refuses to budge and denies any visitation. So it’s off to trial they will go.